#incorrect dps

[remusfinglupin]

Charlie: How did you realize that you’re in love with Todd?

Neil: I’m in love with Todd?

[isabella13hope]

Neil: you know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Todd: seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Neil: seize the dick.

[fishsouper]

even more dps as things my friends/family have said

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todd: shit

cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??

cameron: was it charlie?!

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charlie: that’s what she said

knox: that’s not- she would not say that

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charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting

keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting

neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us

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knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck

todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning

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keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks

charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks

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keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices

keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting

neil: i feel called out

todd: *chokes on water*

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cameron: get out of the way, jerk!

charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!

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charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know

cameron: sure-

charlie: nobody cares cameron

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neil: …do you take ADHD meds?

charlie: I USED TO :))))))

neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?

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keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…

keating: i just think… “knox bad”

charlie: smash his phone!

knox: i’ll smash you!

charlie: yes please

knox: what

keating: what

[inahallucination]

charlie: hey my best friend for ever; my homie; the platonic love of my life (and the romantic love of my other platonic loml’s life)

todd: we’ve known each other for like a week

charlie: yeah but we’re besties now. ive called it already

todd, who’s never had a friend before: im not crying this is just what happens when u have blue eyes i promise

[magicpiano]

Danny, poor, down on his luck, on the run and in desperate need of funds: I bet I know more about that Lazarus water than you.

Tim: Ridiculous we have spent years trying to study it.

Danny: I bet you 10 thousand dollars.

Tim: You don't have that much money.

Danny: No, but you do, and I am sure I am right. Deal?

Tim: Sure, but don't worry I am nice enough to not actually make you pay.

Danny: * Gives a detailed, scientific break down of Lazarus water and how it functions *

Tim:

Danny: I don't accept checks. Cash only.

[r3ynah]

"Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Danny scolded me for the next 45 minutes."

DCxDP prompt

Dani was completely flawless in everything she did, or so she proudly stated to everyone, which was true to some extent. She handles most of the missions handed to her by the Justice League dark with flying colors, she was sometimes called in to replace Constantine when the man was unavailable, finding lost scrolls, and performing magic she could do with ease, but she was not perfect she knows that well.

So, when she accidentally angered one of the most powerful demons to ever exist dangering not only herself but also the whole embassy of the Justice League, up to the main heroes and then down to Young Justice, Dani knew she kinda fucked up and made an error in her calculations on how much she could taunt the said demon, and now everyone was panicking which was...

Not an ideal condition for her because when everyone panics, she also starts panicking, not because the demon she angered was now spewing threats here and there (which was one of the corniest villain monologues she had ever heard).

No, she was afraid considering that since she had disturbed the peace between the living and the supernatural which was technically the dead if you based it on the horror movie franchise —BUT that was not the point, the point is that she cannot control the current situation, and that means she needed to get help from her....Brother....Eugh.

'Let's just get over this.' she sighed as she grabbed a dagger from her chest cavity, Dani's movements caught the eye of everyone present in the room, the ones that weren't occupied by the demon were watching her carefully to make sure the little ghost doesn't make anything worse than it is.

One, Dani closed her eyes.

Two, she took a deep breath.

Three—then she sliced her palm with the dagger, green ectoplasm oozing out of the wound.

Four. Everyone panicked.

Five. Finally, A portal surfaced.

It took only five seconds for Danny to head her call, exactly 20 minutes to calm the dispute happening, and 7 seconds for Phantom to regain his composure to look at his younger sister in the eye.

Dani avoided eye contact with her brother, not just her brother, while also avoiding eye contact with everyone in the room at the same time, whistling innocently as if nothing had ensued, Dani tried her luck and glanced at the levitating figure a few paces before her.

Phantom looked so done and constipated at the same time, Dani wanted to take a picture and show it to Dan afterwards.

"I'm at a loss for words."

"Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Danny scolded me for the next 45 minutes."

[umbrelladripdrop]

Sharing Stories

Danny: Jason: Danny: Why aren't you laughing? Jason: You just told me your parents tried to shoot you. Danny: Well yeah but they do that all the time you're missing the point. My dad's aim is shit, he hit the building next door from me and for some reason it blew up in a cloud of feathers. Like, what kind of business goes on in a building for it to explode into feathers? Jason: I'm more concerned with how your parents tried to shoot you. Danny: And? Jason: That's traumatic! Danny: No it's funny!

[alien-slushie]

Batman: Give me my kids back!

Phantom: No.

Batman: Yes.

Phantom: No.

Batman: Yes.

Phantom: No.

Batman: Yes.

Phantom: No.

Batman: Yes.

Phantom: No.

Batman: Yes.

Phantom: Yes.

Batman: No-wait! Dang it!

Phantom: Ha! Get loony tooned!

Batman: Come on! Half of them are older than you!

Phantom: My Kids.

[fruitcakebro]

If Danny married into the Wayne family he would take every possible opertunity to fuck with the press.

Reporter: Is it true that you're expecting?

Danny(Very pregnant): I'm expecting many things in life. Like for example, I expect that I'll have to unclog the sink again at some point.

Reporter: Okay, but what is it? *pointing at his belly*

Danny: Unless I've spontainiously turned into Mary Toft, we're assuming it's a baby.

Reporter: No, I mean is it a boy or a girl?

Danny: Statistically speaking probably one of those, yeah.

Jason: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Bruce: *sighing deeply*

[spookyfishoperalamp]

*At a speed dating event*

Jason : Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Danny : Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Jason : *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Danny : Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[zylev-blog]

Danny and Jazz were forced to go to a gala with Vlad. During the gala, the Joker and Harley Quinn decided to prey on the rich.

Danny: Quick, Jazz, make a distraction.

Jazz: *immediately turning to the person beside her* I was just thinking how I would make the perfect American president based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Dick, who was trying to slip out of the room: *intrugued* how does your dance ability make you a good president?

Jazz: I am so glad you asked.

Ten minutes later, she manages to distract Dick, Damian, and Steph. Bruce is not happy about this.

[remusfinglupin]

Neil, coming out: I don’t like women.

Todd, aghast: You’re a misogynist??

[jessadamsdraws]

@not-as-endearing-fanatic

[fishsouper]

more dps as shit my friends have said

most of this is from musical rehearsals

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charlie: *about cameron* oh my goodness!! the full arch of his character improvement is coming to pass!!

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neil: i’ll just listen to this darling angel

todd: *blushes*

charlie, meeks, pitts, knox: aww

cameron: *gagging noises*

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todd: *quietly* i love it when it’s raining

charlie: yeah i love men too

todd: …what?!

charlie: huh?

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neil: do they give you better food in the adult psych wards bc the teens one SUCKED

mr keating: nope. all psych ward food sucks

knox: glad you’re bonding but also very concerned

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cameron: all the improv leads to scenarios about being gay! i’m sick of it! no more basing the entire skit on being gay!

keating: hey you’re a student. im the only one who gets to limit things

neil: of course it’s gay this is a drama class what did you expect??

cameron: fine, but can we at least limit the incest?

keating: alright! incest is off the table from now on!

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charlie: bro i’ve got a picture of john cena dunkin a basket over jesus

keating: that’s fake jesus would NEVER get beat by john cena

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keating: remember this, dear students: do not fear murder. in fact, be open to the concept. death is not the enemy, mister cameron here is

cameron: gee thanks

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charlie: my bisexual whimsy is simply too much for some

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charlie: to the buff jock with the facial hair and the soft feminine demeanor: i adore you

knox: thank you??

[amaramizuki666]

I have been pulled from the depths of my hibernation by this post. And now y'all should know my drill. I'm making this DP x DC baby.

Anyway

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Tim opened his door to see what looked to be a underweight preteen. The boy looked to be the personification of a wet cat. "Do you need something kid?" Tim's asks and leans aginst the door frame. Tim raked his eyes across the kid, he had ice blue eyes and black hair 'he looks like adoption bait'.

"I know what you are" the kid says. Tim raises a brow 'is this kid with the paparazzi or something?'. Tim tilts his head and tired smile on his lips "oh, Do you now?".

The kid with an all to serious expression lifts up a photo... of him.... as Red Robin climbing into his apartments window 'well fuck'.

Tim grabbed the kid by the wrist and pulled him into his apartment "so what do you want?" Tim asks cearfully, grabbing his coffee mug and nursing it as he stared the kid down.

Tim dosnt want to come off as threatening, but he won't just let the bratt expose him. "So you are Red Robin?" The kid says, not in a way that makes him seem unsure of himself, but like in the way he wants to hear it from Tim's lips.

"You can't prove it" Tim says calmly sipping his coffee. Tim knows he basically just conformed it, but he could tell the kid already knew.

The little shit gave Tim a wide smirk and pulled a manila folder, out of... somewhere? And hands it to him. Tim takes it, sets down his coffee, and opens it. Inside are a few dozen pictures of Tim, some were his mask is off while he is still in suite.

"Ok you got me, so what do you want?" Tim says slightly impressed, he is getting flashbacks to his younger years of chasing Batman and Robin with his camera.

"I'm going to be your sidekick" The kid says firmly. Tim's jaw drops. It feels like he is blue-screening. 'Is this how Bruce felt?' "Ok" The word left Tim's lips before he even relized.

The kid stuck out his hand "it's a pleasure doing business with you, I'm danny". 'You know what fuck it, this is my kid now' Tim smirked tiredly, taking Danny's hand (his ice cold hand) in a firmly grip "Guess we need to pick out a name for your then".

Danny's grin grows showing too many teeth "i already have one, is go by Phantom"

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I also think this would be hilarious if danny is actually older than Tim but is stuck as a sad meow meow because he stopped aging after he died, and ge saw Red Robin, practically on his own and most of the support he was receiving was from other teens, and deciding, no, no kid should be without adult support.

Danny wished he had someone to watch his Back besides his freinds and sister, sure they helped a lot, but he feels he would have been better off with an adult mentor (shut up vald you were never his mentor, just a creepy fruitloop).

And if Red Robin thinks he's a kid, all the better, it should make him less reckless if he thinks he has a kid to watch out for.

[zhelin-thames]

Danny x Batfamily: Trust Fall

Nightwing: "Okay, Danny, trust falls are about teamwork and building trust. Just fall back, and we'll catch you!"

Danny: "You do realize I can phase through the floor, right?"

Red Hood: "Great. Then it's not my problem if you hit the ground."

Nightwing: "Jason!"

Red Hood: "What? It's called natural selection."

Robin: "This exercise is a waste of time. I already trust no one."

Batgirl: "Can we wrap this up? I have patrol in ten."

Danny: "You know what? Fine." (leans back dramatically)

Nightwing: (panicking) "Wait, NO-" dives after him and eats dirt

Danny phases through the floor.

Danny (texting Sam and Tucker):

"So, Batfamily trust fall went as expected. Red Hood bailed, Robin insulted me, Batgirl couldn't care less, and Nightwing nearly broke his face trying too hard.

2/10. Would not recommend.

PS: Batman just watched."