#incorrect spongebob quotes

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Squidward: What kind of idiot are you?

Patrick: I don't know, what kinds are there?

[squidbobpops]

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[disneybuddy]

Plankton: You’ve got trust issues.

SpongeBob: Oh, I have trust issues, all right. Yeah. I trust you about as far as I can throw you! (pause) Well, actually, I bet I could throw you pretty far. So let’s just say I don’t trust you and leave it at that!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(As they're rough-housing, and Jason is winning)

Jason: Any last words, Timmy?

Tim: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!

Damian: (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Damian: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Jason: 63 cents.

Damian: I'll take the money.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

SpongeBob: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Timmy: Yellow

Danny: The correct answer is packing peanuts

SpongeBob: Oh, I see because you carry the two and-

Jimmy: Please, go tO BED!

[umuulan-na]

spongebob: i'm not a hater but-

danny: don't worry i am

[marsinout]

Max: Bye Charles! Bye Oscar! Bye Daniel! Bye Checo! Bye Charles! Lando: You said ‘bye Charles’ twice. Max: I like Charles.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?

Natasha: No…

Y/N: Do you want to?

[kszombiesoul93]

(Alastor spits out his drink)

Alastor: LUCIFER!!!!!

Lucifer: ALASTOR WHAT IS IT!?!?

Alastor: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is!

Lucifer: aww, thank you Al 🙂

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Squidward: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Patrick: What?

Squidward: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.

[squidbobpops]

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Pavitr and Hobie are acting as Miles' wingmen*

Pavitr: "Remember, Miles, flatter her. Make her feel good.

Hobie: "Don’t come on too strong."

*Miles knocks on Gwens door*

Gwen : "Yes?"

Miles : "I love you."

*Gwen panic slams the door*

Hobie, while shaking his head: " way too strong"

*Pavitr gives Miles a thumbs up*

[britishsquidward]

He's trying.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Don't worry, Damian. We'll get Tim to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.

Damian: And that's when I punch him, right?

Dick: