#jonathan kent headcanons

[kk-killer]

Jonathan Kent POV (headcanon)

"they all wil say that Damian is capable of anything, at least he way more better than me. Damian's stronger, more intelligent, braver, cunning, persistent and confident by his nature. but i... i owe my powers to my great genes. there has never been a "strong" Jonathan Kent, but there has always been strong Damian Wayne."

[superbat-love]

Damian: Bruce Jr. Wayne.

Jon: No, he should be called Clark Jr. Kent.

Tim: Forseti. God of justice, peace and reconciliation.

Jason: Peace? Not if he’s going to be living in this house.

Dick: What about Justice Kent-Wayne?

Jon: I like it!

Damian: Vengeance Wayne-Kent.

Kon: Brark Waykent.

Tim: Eww.

Jason: Superbat.

Dick: That sounds more like a superhero name.

Kon: Cluce Kentayne.

Tim: Go away Conner.

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

Okay but a thought struck me the other day, and maybe I’ll write it, but considering writing was my goal this weekend and I instead ended up at urgent care - sharing as a hc in case I never do 😂

The birds and the superkids are all still besties/dating (whatever your preference, doesn’t matter here) and yada yada happens and Damian and Kon just…get into a giant argument.

So they’re screaming at each other or whatever, and Kon just brings up the fact of “If you forced Jon to pick between us, he’d pick me.”

And it stings but Damian’s like ‘no shit, you’re his brother.’

But then to REALLY rub salt in the wound, Kon says, “And if you forced Tim to, he’d pick me too.”

And that one hits like a ton of bricks ‘cause - yeah. Tim probably would.

And it’s just the thing to say to trigger all of Damian’s insecurities and self loathing and - yeah, of course everyone would abandon him first chance they get. They’d be stupid not to! So why should any of them - Damian included - waste their energy!

So of course in his hurt he retreats from everyone, and it takes most people way too long to notice (except Jon obviously) but eventually Kon is asked if he knew anything and he guiltily mentions their argument and the terrible things he said.

And oh BOY are Jon and Tim fuckin’ FURIOUS. Jon definitely punches him. Tim…maybe.

[incorrectbatfam]

Has Jon Kent ever met the other Jon? (Jonathan Crane)

I can only imagine how that would go...

Crane: With this organic compound, I will not only make you see your greatest fear, I will MANIFEST them.

Crane: *pushes a button*

Crane: Tremble as your worst nightmare comes to life!

Crane: *disappears*

Jon: *tears up because he's all alone*

[missbluesunflowersstuff]

I like the idea that everyone from Gotham hates clowns and will fight with every clown they meet

Just imagine Clark invites the batfam to Jon's birthday party and there's a clown there. In the exact moment where the poor clown starts to perform, Gotham's instincts kick in and Damian attacks the man and Tim and Duke join him (all batkid are genius level idiots and if they see a clown they'll push the clown in the face), soon the party breaks up. It becomes a mess and someone makes a video that ends up on the internet

Gothamites leaves comments like "that's it! kick his ass !" "use the chair! use the chair!"

...Bruce paid the clown's medical bill (but he doesn't say sorry)

[jonathan-samuel-smith]

Jon and Damian being autistic has become so essential to me. Jon is the excitable autistic guy who gets too loud, too happy, too talkative, too much.

Damian is the aloof autistic boy who doesn't filter himself and says things that are true but people are too polite to say, who doesn't show emotion because he doesn't quite know how to.

They're different but they're the same. They look like opposites, emotional vs emotionless, loving vs uncaring. But they understand eachother so very well.

Jon thinks "yeah, it was rude, but it was true, and he didn't do it to hurt you.", he thinks "he loves me and it's crazy you can't see that.", he thinks "I envy his unmasking, I envy his quiet, I understand why he does what he does."

Damian thinks "I love how he's always honest about how he feels. I love how he doesn't hide his reactions. I envy his emotional intelligence. We understand each other."

It's something neurotypicals just don't get. They think "that's antisocial behavior".

To all my fellow autistics, I hope you find the Jon to your Damian, the Damian to your Jon. Don't change for anyone.

[morgangalaxy43]

I feel like Bruce would try really hard to impress Johnathan and Martha when he and Clark start dating

[bobbinalong]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, remember that Pa Kent is trans.

[devine-fem]

i feel like damian does domestic things for jon like tie his tie when he’s in a civilian outfit, or sew his cape back together when its torn, or help him put on his cape for his supersuit.

[jonssillyplanet]

Headcanon that Jon has a problem with sugar and that's why Lois doesn't let him have too much.

On Christmas while his family's drinking and eating, he'd eat the candies from the socks and would be unable to sleep due to too much sugar, spending the whole night doing singing along random songs on his playlist (Lois can sleep peacefully but Clark has to wear ear plugs due to his super hearing)

When Damian first saw Jon all cuddly and energetic after eating too much sugar at the fortress of attitude he'd promise himself to not let him eat that much again but also lets himself enjoy the attention

[sicariodechinchulines]

Damijon headcanon: Dami doesn't flirt, he COURTS.

•We tend to forgot WHERE and HOW Damian was raised. He just doesn't get the concept "Highschool sweetheart". when he first mentioned that, they were at a gala.

"-Im not interested on playdates, that's a waste of time.-" and they nodded because that's SOOO him, but then... "-If someone is interested on my being and dare to ask for my hand, I expect them to be ready for marriage. If not, then is just to be mean a ephemeral game that I won't even bother to remember, they shouldn't either."

Unnecessary to say that reporters we're so fucking excited with that response, so much that they didn't notice Dick Grayson hanging from a chandelier.

• and yes, he had a girlfriend before, even shared some kisses with other ladies and acted like a gentleman for them, but the truth is: he didn't take them seriously.

• Dami was ready for living alone and single, that's not the big deal, but Jon appeared again, and things started to get weird... in an amusing and warming way. Jon was now a mature good looking man, strong and good-natured as always. The little naive and childish boy was gone, and now was a man; a man worthy of his attention, in any areas.

• Without saying ANYTHING about his feels, he started to court Jon in the way he learned was appropriate, the problem is: Jon Kent is not a lady.

AND IS NEITHER SINGLE.

• Flowers, luxurious gifts and expensive jewelry. People started to suspect if Jon became some type of sugar baby for Damian, but when is questioned, Jon unsuspecting, answer "I don't know, rich people are weird"

• yes, people, Damian does HOLD the doors open for Jon, while ignoring the people behind, usually ending on them smashing their faces with the door.

• They rarely travel on cars, but when they do, Dami open the door for him; the bats are BEWILDERED by that.

• Needless to say that Jay DOES want to beat the shit out of him. (I don't blame him, if a sort of Arabic prince- heir of one of the biggest fortune in the world- a fucking Robin is trying to conquer MY boyfriend, I would love to beat the shit out of him too.)

Even if he's mad at him, don't see the point on competing with a child, because after all he's not even 15.

• Everyone knows that this boy is weird in SOOO many ways, but waiting 4 years until the object of your courtship is legally able to touch you, is little to much... even for Superman, who lost his virginity in his late twenties.

• Clark never say anything about that matter, first because he doesn't want to feed rumors, and second..

Because if he ADMIT that he would be okay with Damian marrying his son, Batman will KILL HIM.

•Even if he is worried about the future that Damian and Jon hold as best friends or partners, he can't denied that Damian devotion to Jon is cute.

Sorry but Clark is a hopeless romantic who loves his wife DEEPLY

(and he doesn't like Jay at all, he doesn't knows him as much he would like, neither is happy with the amount of info about his son that is on internet now thanks to jay's activism... but this ray of sunshine don't talk about that because, wHAT IF HE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?? Don't want to stress his boy with that.)

• after the SHOW Damian Wayne gave at that gala talking about his expectations on a partner and the PROPER way of courtship, the rumors about the younger Wayne being a heartbreaker like his father were over. NOW, they love to talk about how amazing and romantic Damian would be as a boyfriend.

When in an interview, a reporter mentioned Tim Drake-Wayne the titular "The teens dream: A prince like Damian Wayne. His thoughts about dating and how court a lady" he dissociated for 1 whole minute.

• the worst-best come now. Still hanging from that titular a journalist did DARE to ask about PRE-MARITAL SEX. (yes, Bruce demanded that journalist, yes, Bruce won.)

"- Isn't obvious? I'm against it, at least for myself. I don't find shame on waiting the proper person to lost your virginity with... even if I fall in love with SOMEONE who isn't virgin anymore, I'll wait anyway."

And yes, that was a hint for Jon. Jon didn't get it, but the press did.

It was funny how teen boys were so spiteful towards him and how teen girls were so delighted. Damian set the bar so high for Gotham boys.

• even with all the gifts and flowers and food, Jon is the ONLY ONE who don't notice. His mother did, his father did, Batman, Redhood, RedRobin and Nightwing DID, even StARFIRE AND THAT'S A LOT. a night after a mission she just said "Correct me if I'm wrong... but the little Robin is courting Superman according his culture standards, isn't?" And the whole Bat Boys just stared.

"That's adorable... a little gentleman!"

• They usually cuddle. It was hard for Jon getting used to it after YEARS gone, but Damian was weirdly okay with it, even pleased Jon can say.

But there was something unsettling. He don't cuddle him as before, instead he do it in a way that makes Jon feel incredibly conscious about himself, but safe anyway.

Damian does it on purpose, holding Jon head close to his chest when they are on the couch, caressing the side of Jon's jaw and lightly touching his temple.

If Jon is being lucky and Damian too tired, he will press his nose against his curls and close his eyes, answering anything with a lazy "mmh"

• Bruce is worried. He's not Clark, he's not tHAT optimistic. He knows his son and how unhinged and dangerous he can be, and see this said devotion as a time bomb. What if Jon is not that good??? Or Damian manage to CONQUER the teen's heart and decide to guide him into a darker path???? Jon probed that he can DIE for him in most of one occasion, Damian is starting to act the same and is unsettling.

Sorry if isn't readable, my mother language is Spanish and i learned English from comics, translator and weirdly poetic AO3 p0rn. If you're that kind, please point out my mistakes or care to give me an advice so I can better my grammar, ty so much!!!!

[spider-jaysart]

Damijon Headcanon that when Damian and Jon moved into together as young adults and as boyfriends, Jon kept his Superman blanket and pillow sheets to sleep with on their bed

Damian tries convincing him to switch to a blanket that's much more mature for their age, but no matter what, Jon just refuses since he doesn't want to get rid of them, so Damian has to keep dealing with it everynight for a while longer

So then later on Damian decides to just buy his own blanket and pillow sheets to sleep with while Jon gets to sleep with his Superman ones on his side of the bed, so they both get what they want

After some time though, they later began to not really care about it anymore and just let both of the blankets mix with eachother since they're already used to having them both there (and also because Jon would keep cuddling Damian almost everynight, which would just bring their blankets together all the time) and also because it brings extra comfort, especially when warmth is needed during cold nights

[superbat-love]

Bruce: I’ve finally done it. I think this may be one of my best inventions yet.

Clark: Awesome! It’s a..a..umm is that a lollipop?

Bruce: It’s not just a lollipop; it’s THE lollipop, Clark. This is the lollipop that never ends, no many how many times you lick it. It’s a regenerating lollipop, the ultimate snack for superhumans with bottomless pits for stomachs.

Clark: Wow!

Bruce: Hands off! That’s not for you. I made them especially for Jon and Kon.

Clark: What? No! What about me?

Bruce: Okay, this S-shaped, apple-flavored one is for you.

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

Another brainrot ideas that I want to write but knows if I ever will.

‘Bad idea right?’ By Olivia Rodrigo.

Damian and Jon have broken up. It was ugly. Phone numbers blocked. Situations avoided if the other would be there. The like.

Cue {indefinite amount of time later} and the Waynes are hosting a gala. Bored after a while, Tim finds Damian in the corner, and finds him near frantically texting.

“Who are you talking to?”

“Jon.”

And Tim (like literally everyone) knows these two are still head over heels and soulmates and all of it, that everyone’s just biding their time until they get their heads out of their asses.

But.

Tim is still his brother and worries about other people hurting his perpetually bleeding heart. So he questions that decision bluntly. And Damian, already smirking and clearly energetic/excited shrugs him off, while nonchalantly mentioning Jon asked him to hang out because HE was bored and knows Damian hates galas.

Tim questions again. Asks what they’re gonna do. Damian shrugs him off, says nothing, probably watch TV or play a few rounds of some game.

Tim, knowing already how this goes, and has lived it himself of course, reminds him how Bruce feels about any of them sneaking out of social events.

Damian shrugs again. Says he won’t be gone long. Honestly just gonna go tell Jon he’s a loser. Their father won’t even notice. Especially if Tim covers for him a little.

Tim, smiling himself, takes a gulp of his champagne and says “Don’t be too long.”

They, of course, don’t see Damian until he’s sneaking into the manor the next morning, terribly, poorly covering the hickey on his neck.

Bruce may or may not deep sigh and hand Tim hundreds in wager winnings.

[camo-wolf]

Jon is actually very enthusiastic about sneakers

One year for his birthday Damian got him Jordan’s and he broke down and cried hugging Damian

[alfredsolos]

I came across these panels while re-reading supersons and I just had to make a post about it:

I desperately need this to be an inside joke among them. Like Damian calling Jon SuperBaaar/Boy Superman and Jon calling Damian Batboy to annoy each other.