#lance is a woman!

[scrollonso]

What are you talking about! Being innocent and naive makes you feminine! Being Lance Stroll makes you feminine! Someone has to be feminine! The heteros can’t survive otherwise! 🤓👆

if lance doesnt look and act like arnold schwarzenegger he isn't a real man 😣

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

In a context where Batman is known and seen through his public League appearances, the misogynistic, homophobic, "alpha male" guys start using his image to illustrate their discourse of going to the gym, and seeking submissive women. They admire and misinterpret his traits as endorsements of their toxic masculinity. Online, they share images of Batman with stuff like "Be the Alpha, Be the Batman". They even use the word Batmen as a synonym to Alpha Male. "Real Batmen don't show weakness".

When Bruce becomes aware of this, he hates it. He despises them for all their messed up views, knowing they completely misunderstand his principles. Batman's true strength lies in his commitment to justice, empathy, and respect for all individuals, values that are fundamentally opposed to the toxic masculinity they promote. Bruce is determined to distance his image from their rhetoric, seeing them as nothing more than sexist and homophobic idiots.

So he decides to be a tiny tiny bit more Brucie when they appear in public. Not in form, but in substance :

When he's asked a question, he tries to go "I have no clue, I'd have to ask Black Canary.", or "I'm not sure, I'd have to see what Wonder Woman thinks about that", or "This time, we really couldn't have done anything, anything at all, without Supergirl."

Also, Batman becomes more visibly affectionate with Superman. During public appearances, if he senses a camera on them, he makes sure to be seen clinging to Superman. He would rather face dating rumors every day than be associated with those idiotic discourses.

(It's also a good premise for a superbat fake-dating fic !!)

[timbit-robin-art]

Pets you (JL edition).

[deckoftrickcards]

they are incredibly offended that anyone would possibly assume they have anything but a extremely passionate hetero rivalry going on

[pinkiemachine]

Hero Swap Pt. 1

Part 2 here 👇

[jetslay]

DC Women by Travis Moore.

[thecrowmonster]

dc characters as tumblr/twitter posts

[theerurishipper]

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Oliver sat back in his chair, smiling contentedly. He watched his phone blow up before him as Roy went through the five stages of grief. "Serves you right, Batman," he laughed. The very thought of what was to come filled him with the satisfaction of revenge well taken.

"What's so funny?" asked Dinah, sounding exasperated. Oliver smiled over at her.

"You'll find out soon enough."

None of them knew what was coming. He'd kept this close to his chest for years, waiting for the right time to let it go. And now, it was all going to pay off.

"Now, to Bat-proof those arrows..."

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First <- Part 11 <- Part 12 -> Part 13

Masterpost

[frownyalfred]

I need a comprehensive list of who in the JL fucked Batman. And! Who fucked Bruce Wayne.

Because the idea of, for example, Ollie realizing that he and Dinah had a threesome with Batman has infinite comedy potential.

Oliver: Bruce Wayne, threesome with Dinah and on his own a few times

Dinah: also Bruce Wayne, Batman one time on the Watchtower

Hal: Batman (very tense rare fwb situation)

John Constantine: both, more times than Bruce wants to ever admit

Zatanna: also both (good friends as both)

Clark: wants to make a move on both; too embarrassed to make a move on either

Diana: Batman, post-mission bonding 😏

Arthur: Batman, one time, they don’t talk about it. always felt weirdly attracted to Bruce Wayne for some reason

[nitpickrider]

I love how Diana and Hal's goofy saying are related to their superhuman identities. Ollie's just being a goofball Action Comics 480

[wwprice1]

Amazing upcoming covers by Chrissie Zullo!

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Bruce, walking into the manor: Hello people who do not live here.

Clark: Hi :D

Diana: Hey!

Oliver: 'sup man

Dinah: yo

Hal: Hiii

Barry: Heyo

Arthur: wassup

Billy: Hey

Bruce: Why are you here??

Barry, mouth full of doritos: We ran out of doritos

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Bonus:

Bruce: Alfred, why the hell did you let them in??

Alfred, casually having tea w J'onn, whose just happy his son has friends: They ran out of doritos master Bruce, what was I to do? Let them starve??

Bruce: >:(

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Random things I like to hc (part 1)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

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(Part 2 here )

(Good dad Bruce hc here)

[momachan]

"Alone in the city of stars, Autumn-Son was as sad as a forest with no deer. At night, he counted the stars outside his window in the language of the people, so that he would never forget. And he found other ways to comfort himself... dangerous ways, that, though maybe meant to wound Green-Man, in the end wounded no one but himself."

Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2021) #1. "Green-Man & Autumn-Son."

[calo-wav]

ladies is it gay to sit in ur “rival’s” lap to do her makeup

[dailydccomics]

the Justice League of America by Michael Turner and Peter Steigerwald