(okay, head's up because i'm kinda new to dc lore and i've only read and watched little of the comics and tv shows but-)
NO BECAUSE DC HAD EVERY FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO JUST MAKE DAMIAN AND JON CANON BUT BECAUSE THEY AGED-UP JON, THEY JUST SET HIM UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE??
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LIKE JAY BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN????
WHAT THE FUUUCKKK 😭😭
LIKE- DAMIAN AND JON ALREADY HAD GOOD CHEMISTRY AND ALL FROM SUPERSONS AND DC ALREADY CONFIRM JON TO BE BISEXUAL, SO WHAT'S STOPPING THEM FROM MAKING DAMIAN AND JON CANON? BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERAL CHILDREN? NOTHING A FUCKING TIMESKIP COULD SOLVE, FUCK THAT 😭😭
godammit man, my disappointment's immeasurable ...
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that time when Bruce suggested to his sons to invite Wally, Roy, Conner and Jonathan for dinner in the Manor, he saw how happy his sons were. sure, the table was a bit choaitc as different kinds of energy filled the room, but he didn't mind.
when he saw Dick's radiant smile and Damian's blushing face, and heard Jason's hearty laugh and Tim's soft giggle, he knew he didn't want his sons to be heartbroken ever again.
so he had an idea.
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when The Justice League ends their meeting at the Watchtower, Batman asks for The Flash, Green Arrow and Superman to stay behind.
Superman: Something wrong, Batman?
Batman narrowed his eyes on the three League members as if he is analyzing them deeply.
Flash, gulps: Um, Bats. I know we've been a Team for years now, but your stare still kinda scares me....
Green Arrow, snorts: Oh dear, old, Spooky. Tell us-
Batman: You do know that I have contingency plans for each of you, right?
Flahs gulps again, Superman nods and Green Arrow rolls his eyes, although they remain silent.
Flash, horrified: Oh no, what did we do wrong? What did I do, Bats?
Superman starts to touch Batman by the shoulder, but Batman steps back.
Batman: They're great, so I know you're raising those kids right.
Batman, walks towards the exit: Because if my sons get hurt, I'm taking the actions to you.
and they finally understood.
Green Arrow: Oh.
Superman, smiles: Aw, don't worry, Batman. My boys are well-raised and behaved. They got it from their mama.
Green Arrow: Spooky, Roy is a father now. He and Jason are taking care of Lian, so they're locked for life. Plus, he knows he doesn't want to get on The Red Hood and Batman's bad sides.
Flash: Wally would never hurt Dick. He's got a crush on him since they were kids.
Batman, pats his utility belt: Contingency plans. Never forget.
he finally leaves the room.
the room is quiet, you can hear a pin drop on the floor even if you're not a super.
Green Arrow, speaks first: Doesn't he just use those plans when we've gone off the rails, or something like that?
Superman: Well, it's his sons' happiness we are talking about here.
Flash, releases a shaky breath: Damn it. I'm calling Wally.
Green Arrow: Oh fu- I barely know where Roy is these days.
Superman, already ahead of the two: See you both!
he's already flying out the room, already concentrating on finding both of his sons.
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Damian: These are my older brothers
Jon: Hi
The three brothers: Hey
Damian: Oh, you will love Titus
Jon: Oh, he and Krypto can play along
Damian: Of course
*They walk out of the living room*
Jason: No fucking way is that Damian
Tim: *Shrugs* Maybe Jon actually made him human
Dick: I have to agree with Jason, he referred to us as 'brothers' and not 'Bruce's three disappointments'
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Raaaaah!!! Jon with Injustice!Damian!!! Raaaahhh!!!
Okay but like, does anyone know of any fics of them? Particularly of canon!Jon and Injustice!Damian because boy am I in dire need of it
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Crack fic idea:
Damian and Jon are dating, right, but then Jon gets kidnapped somehow by the League of Assassins.
Ra’s start’s monologuing to Jon about how he disapproves of Damian’s love for him because Al Ghul’s shouldn’t be tied down to something so fleeting as love. Then Jon’s like “Whoa, Mr. Al Ghul, I didn’t know you were homophobic.”
And Ra’s stops and is like “No I’m not.”
“Are you or are you not trying to kill me because I, a man, am dating your grandson?”
“Yes, but your gender has nothing to do with it. If Damian had a girlfriend, she would be here instead of you.”
“Whoa, Mr. Al Ghul, are you a misogynist too?”
“Oh, you little-“
Damian shows up ready for a fight, but then Ra’s just hands him Jon and is like. “For the record, I support your sexuality. I see nothing wrong with it.”
“…okay?” Damian said, not really caring either way.
“And I would’ve kidnapped your significant other either way. The gender had nothing to do with my plans.”
“Sure…” Damian says as him and Jon leave. As soon as they’re out of earshot, he turns to Jon. “What did you do?”
“Nothing :)”
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