#source: Doctor Who

[zukkaart]

Ozai: We engineered a psychopath to kill you

Sokka: Totally married him

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Are you from space?

Drax: No, of course not.

Peter: …

Drax: Nobody’s from space. I’m from a planet like everyone else.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: Does sarcasm help?

Damian: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

[terry-perry]

Y/N: God knows where he is right now, but I promise you, he's doing whatever the hell he wants and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that. Charlie: Y/N- Y/N: When you love the Radio Demon, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, Alastor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me! (Turns around and locks eyes with Alastor) Y/N: ... Alastor: Hello sweetie...

POV: You're Alastor's estranged partner who hasn't seen him in the 7 years he was gone and visited the hotel when you heard the rumors he was staying there.

[lesbicosmos]

gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!

merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu, and Shen Yuan are all in the same room

Shang Qinghua: Hold up there’s three of you?

Liu Qingge: Three Shen-Shidis...

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe: I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Got my rail gun. Got my murder drones. My work here is done.

V: Uh, we are not her drones.

N: Yeah we are.

V:

V: Yeahhh we are.

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin, practising with a new magic item, psychic paper: This authenticates me as non-ghost.

Charles: This says “you’re hot”

Edwin: Does it? I’m sorry, no, it’s broken.

Charles: Does it mean, I’m hot or you’re hot?

Edwin: No, it’s just that it’s-

Charles: Who’s hot, Edwin?

Edwin: It means the temperature.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Are you from space?

Fugitoid: No, of course not.

Mikey: …

Fugitoid: Nobody's from space. I’m from a planet like everyone else.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Rogue's not your friend. You keep trying to kill them. Barbarian: They keep trying to kill me. Sort of our texting. Been at it for ages.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai: You're going to help me?

Chuuya: Well, yeah why wouldn't I?

Dazai:... Did you hit your head slug? It's because I-

Chuuya: What, because you left me? Because you betrayed the Port Mafia. Because you betrayed my trust, you betrayed our partnership, you betrayed everything I stood for. And you let me down.

Dazai:... Yeah, that... So why...?

Chuuya: amused Why? What, do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference? Idiot Mackerel, maybe you're the one who hit your head.

Dazai: stunned, smiles... Yeah, maybe I did.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion, looking at a painting of himself: Well, that’s rubbish. Who’s that supposed to be?

Tav: Well, that’s you.

Astarion: Me!? Is that what I look like!?

Tav: You don’t know?

Astarion, sarcastically: Busy day.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: So, Wanda kissed me.

Bucky: And you kissed her back?

Y/N: No, I kissed her mouth.

[terry-perry]

Charlie: You are the demon who loves Alastor. Y/N: Yes, I am. I've never denied it. But whoever said he loved me back? He's the Radio Demon. He doesn't go around falling in love with souls. And if you think he's anything that small, or that ordinary, then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.

[lesbicosmos]

[some time post-charles confessing]

edwin: you've got that face on again

charles: what face?

edwin: the 'he's hot when he's clever' face

charles: this is my normal face

edwin: yes it is :)

charles: oh shut up

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu: When someone threatens you with death, always show them who’s boss.

Shen Qingqiu: Die faster.