#source: Thomas Sanders

[bwaybby09]

Alexi: Ooo, we’re like a big, happy family! And I’m the dad, and Bucky’s the mom!

Bucky: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Yelena: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the daughter, BUT I’M NOT. I’ll be the emo cousin.

Bob: I will be the son, the hotshot, whose only dream…is to be a star.

Walker: I feel like I’d be the fresh-out-of-jail uncle.

Ava: And I’m the sassy aunt…who talks shit about everybody.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James, walking into a room, holding a camera: Story time [point a camera at the squad] Everyone in this room was entirely straight

Everyone: [Confuse/offended gasp]

James, pointing a camera back at himself: April Fools

Everyone: [sigh with relief]

Sirius: FAKE NEWS!!!!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 78

Rose: What is your kink?

Jason: Literally any hint of affection.

Jason: Don't call the police, we're allergic to police!

[thehungergamesmemes]

Enobaria: How tall are you?

Cato: 6'1"

Enobaria: Good, and you?

Clove, pulling her down to eye level: I am 5 foot, 2 inches and three quarters. I will destroy everyone

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *wiping his brow* Phew, if I knew it was going to be so hot I would've worn a tank top.

Eddie: Heh heh hoo hoo HOO HOO HOO HONK!

Eddie: *slaps his hand over his mouth, red faced*

Frank: *staring at Eddie in confusion*

Eddie: Uh, 'scuse me...

Frank: *watches him leave*

*later*

Wally: *hesitantly peaking out the plastic car window* Um, neighbour?

Eddie: *muffled on the floor* DRIVE OVER ME!!

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: How tall are you?

Mike: 6’1

Bill: Good, and you?

Eddie *pulling him down to eye level*: I am 5 foot, 2 inches and three quarters. I will destroy everyone

[ladymiraclewings]

Sir Pentious: You’re under arrest for robbery! Cherri Bomb, confused: What did I steal?! Sir Pentious, tearing up: My heart.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kaeya: I'm the exact opposite of this salad. Albedo: It's healthy? Kaeya: I was gonna say my salad's dressed. Albedo: I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

[somesnapefan2]

Severus: I'm just trying not to bring down the group here

Lucius: you only help to lift me up you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowlin <3

Severus:

Severus: what-

[jelsah27]

During the Wish Ceremony

Duece: When you wish upon a star-

MC: Nothing happens *upset because money didn't appear in the dorm and Crowley didn't turn into a crow*

[zackfairy]

*Sanji smelling flowers*

Zoro: what are you doing

Sanji: smelling a rose

Zoro *whispers*: I wish I was that rose.

Sanji: what?

Zoro *loudly*: I said you're gross

[resident-wof-expert]

Winter: My father was always worried that I would turn out to be gay.

Winter: Unfortunately, I'm not.

Winter: But the joke's on him.

Winter, shouting to the heavens: I'M BISEXUAL!!!

Kinkajou: I don't think he's up there.

[correctmickeyquotes]

Mickey: Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or- (As he says this, the gang have already driven away without him) Mickey, chasing after them: YOU GUYS, WHAT THE-

[pinkydee10]

Bloodmoon: I am the exact opposite of this salad.

Eclipse: It’s healthy?

Both: Ayeeee

Bloodmoon: I was gonna say the salad’s dressed.

KC: BLOODMOON PUT PANTS ON!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: And that’s when they became horribly lost. Lily: Are we lost?! Remus: No. James: He lied. Remus: Stop it.

[alien-slushie]

Mori, on one knee: Will you make me the happiest man in the world...

Fukuzawa: Oh my god!

Mori: ...and let me pet your cat?*points to Atsushi*

Fukuzawa, deflates: ...sure...