#source: that' 70s show

[alaynasansa]

Mya: It's kinda cold

Myranda: Here ! Take my cloak

Mya: I love you

Harry: *looking at Sansa* I'm cold, too

Sansa: Well, damn, Harry, I can't control the weather !

[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: Damn it's kinda cold in here-

Charlie, taking off her jacket: Here-

Angel: Yeah I'm pretty cold too

Husk: Well damn Anthony I can't control the weather...

[nerdasaurus1200]

Husk: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.

Angel: …You think I’m cute?

Husk:

Husk: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

[incorrectbatfam]

Harper: Act tough, Cullen.

Cullen: But I’m not tough.

Harper: That’s why I said act.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve’s grandma is quite accepting and equally mean and bitchy in other areas:

Steve: I'm getting married!

Grandma Harrington: Oh, honey, how wonderful! Who's the lucky guy or gal?

Steve: Well, uh. . .Eddie!

Eddie grinned and tucked his head onto Steve’s shoulder.

Grandma: Oh, well, I guess this is a small town.

She got up, kissed Steve on the head, and left the room.

Eddie: *scowling* What the hell did that mean?

Steve: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn.

[once-upon-an-imagine]

(You, James, Sirius and Peter sitting in jail)

James: So, who should we call?

You: Well, I would call Remus but... I feel safer in jail.

[raphael-angele]

Percy: Dam. It's cold out here

Jason: Here, take my jacket *gives him his jacket*

Percy: Bro-

Will: I'm cold, too

Nico, cannot express his feelings: Well, damn, Solace, I can't control the weather

[superiorsturgeon]

In the Beacon Courtyard…

Jaune: Pyrrha, no! You can’t go up there and fight Cinder alone! Let me help you!

Pyrrha: Jaune, I can’t take you up to fight Cinder!

Jaune: Give me one good reason!

Pyrrha: Well…

————————————————————

In Ozpin’s Office…

Pyrrha: *floating in the air in a halo of orange light, holding the Beacon Relic overhead* It’s over, Cinder! I’ve got the Relic, AND the Maiden power!

Cinder: Well, I’VE got whatever THIS is!

Cinder: *holds up Jaune by the collar* 😈

Jaune: …Knight. 😑

Pyrrha: 😭

————————————————————

Back in the Beacon Courtyard…

Jaune: …I…just…don’t think that’s going to happen, Pyrrha…

Pyrrha: BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE?!?!?! 😫

[im-the-eldest-boy]

The Batfamily when Dick is finally pushed to his limit. (pretend like Jason is still 19 for this)

Dick: I know one in five teenagers smoke.

Dick, pointing to Jason, Cass, Steph, Tim and Duke: One, two, three, four, five!

Dick: Now! I’m going to close my eyes and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers, come on people, HOP TO!

Jason: *places the cigarette in Dick’s fingers*

Dick: Thank you! LIGHT!

*Jason, Steph, Cass, Duke and Tim all hold up their own lighters to light the cigarette*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, I've come to realize that Pepper is the only woman I want to be with.

Natasha: Today?

[georgie3116]

Melina: What did I tell you about calling your sister the devil?

Yelena: That it’s offensive to the devil?

Natasha: … *Deeply offended*

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Sniper: Is that your hand on my ass?

Scout: It was an accident!

Sniper: ...your hand is still on my ass.

Scout: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT!

[nerdasaurus1200]

Vaggie: Brrr, I’m freezing!

Charlie: Oh here, take my coat. *wraps it around her*

Angel: Hey Husky I’m cold.

Husk: Damn Tony, I can’t control the weather!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Clark by the lake.

Damian: Father, why were you kissing him by the lake?

Bruce: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

[batimshiptposts]

Henry: Sammy isn’t great about expressing his emotions.

Sammy: If I say how I feel, people will say how they feel, and I don’t care.

[waterfire1848]

Charlie: Vaggie! What have I told you about comparing Alastor to Satan? Vaggie: It's offensive to Satan?