#that 70s show quotes

[once-upon-an-imagine]

(You, James, Sirius and Peter sitting in jail)

James: So, who should we call?

You: Well, I would call Remus but... I feel safer in jail.

[solitaireobsessed]

The Marauders as That 70s Show Quotes

(Slightly altered btw)

Remus: I'm kinda cold.

Sirius: Here, take my jacket!

Remus: I love you

Sirius: Merlin, we a such a perfect couple

James *turning to Regulus*: I'm cold too!

Regulus *done with James' drama*: Well damn, James, I can't control the weather!

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Lily *finally admitting she loves James*: I love you, James.

James *oblivious as always*: I love...cake.

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Remus: I like you.

Sirius: So...you're in like with me?

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[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: Damn it's kinda cold in here-

Charlie, taking off her jacket: Here-

Angel: Yeah I'm pretty cold too

Husk: Well damn Anthony I can't control the weather...

[nerdasaurus1200]

Husk: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.

Angel: …You think I’m cute?

Husk:

Husk: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

[incorrectbatfam]

Harper: Act tough, Cullen.

Cullen: But I’m not tough.

Harper: That’s why I said act.

[car1y-quinn]

Morticia: it’s so nice to have the two of you over for dinner! It’s just like back during your nevermore years, when we had Enid over during the summer! Oh! You two would be at each other’s throats over the smallest of disagreements. And now look at you! Sitting side by side. At least now it won’t end with Enid tackling you to the floor, before she yanks your braids!

Enid blushing: oh…

Wednesday banging her fist on the table: Mother!

Gomez whispering: Tish… phrasing!

Morticia embarrassed: oh my… that is not what I was implying!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve’s grandma is quite accepting and equally mean and bitchy in other areas:

Steve: I'm getting married!

Grandma Harrington: Oh, honey, how wonderful! Who's the lucky guy or gal?

Steve: Well, uh. . .Eddie!

Eddie grinned and tucked his head onto Steve’s shoulder.

Grandma: Oh, well, I guess this is a small town.

She got up, kissed Steve on the head, and left the room.

Eddie: *scowling* What the hell did that mean?

Steve: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn.

[slashergirlnancy]

stranger things + incorrect quotes (16/?)

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus lupin

[chubbyreaderchan]

Y/n at home alone.

*phone rings*

Y/n: Mr. Sexy's pizza, the special is sexeroni

Billy, as Ghostface: *watching her answer from the window* .....

Stu: *cackling up with laughter*

Billy: *dial tone*

[thoughtkick]

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

That 70’s Show

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, I've come to realize that Pepper is the only woman I want to be with.

Natasha: Today?

[quotemadness]

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

That 70’s Show

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Sniper: Is that your hand on my ass?

Scout: It was an accident!

Sniper: ...your hand is still on my ass.

Scout: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Clark by the lake.

Damian: Father, why were you kissing him by the lake?

Bruce: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, polishing a BB gun:

Bakugo: Nerd, you better be careful with that thing.

Izuku: Relax, Kacchan! Guns don’t just go off by accident.

Bakugo:

Todoroki: Really? Then what about Bakugo’s hamster you told me about?

Bakugo: YOU SHOOT SNOWBALL, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!

Izuku: I-The gun went off by accident!