#text: b99

[hayesflint]

Kallus is doing his best to get along with the other rebels, but...

the moment Han says something bad about the Ghost in front of Hera, he will throw hands.

more rebels nine nine!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: James is just the worst. He thinks he’s so smart and so attractive. He makes me feel good about the world and my place in it.

Evan: Barty, he’s doing it again!

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[teh-nos]

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 101

Constantine: Saying "hm, must be the curse," and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby.

Duke: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before congress so they don't look so racist.

Duke: Every fifteen minutes I just whisper some nonsense at them.

[Earlier]

Duke, whispering to Tim: The texture of quiche is unsettling.

Selina: Cats are so good. There's just a lil guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me!

[billi-mausi]

Therapist: What worries you today Mr. Lupin?

Remus: My kid.

Therapist: So Teddy giving you trouble?

Remus: No, my grown up adult child. His name is James. I love that ball of sunshine but sometimes the ball of sunshine worries me.

[reedeemable]

Jake Peralta in Detroit: Become Human Part 2 was just uploaded and this one is even better than the last. I swear b99 fits perfectly with dbh 😂

[cheddarch]

Raymond and Kevin in this fic be like this Shameless quote

[weiyjling]

Lloyd: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Jay: You just called Kai dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Lloyd: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Kai: Do you see me as a father figure, Lloyd?

Lloyd: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Cole: Hey! Show your father some respect.

[bi-snape]

Ginny has gotten very attached to child Severus and poor Sev has no idea what's happening.

This au is back. It just randomly crossed my mind when I was looking for drawing references on Pinterest and I saw a picture of this B99 quote and it made me think of the au where Ginny has to take care of Severus who was accidentally turned into a child. 😌

[thetinyblossom-archived]

🦮🌹Caregiver! Rosa Diaz (Brooklin 99) Headcanons🌹🦮

-> For: @timeangel

-> Warnings: Violence n injury mention

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-> At first she was confused at why you saw her in a motherly/caregiver-like role

-> But the moment she saw you scared while being regressed she immediately took upon her to protect you

-> Just like dogs, at first she didn’t understand the appeal, then she immediately feel in love with your cute antics

-> “Don’t you dare touch my kid” energy

-> Calls you “kid” “bud” “buddy” “little bugger” “tiny menace” “little thing” “rockstar” and more silly stuff

-> An aunt or sister like caregiver, can be motherly but in a more rough-housing way

-> “It’s naptime for little bugger, so is also naptime for me, obviously”

-> Reads you bedtime stories but usually doesn’t follow the book as it was written

-> She definitely takes you out for motorcycle rides (you have your own decorated helmet)

-> “That’s sick, why don’t we add flames to it? Wouldn’t it be cool? What you think?”

-> If you get hurt around you she will stop EVERYTHING or take care of you, no if’s or but’s, you are getting taken care of!

-> She helps you prank the others squad members

-> And definitely encourages you to glue stickers on their paperwork

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Sod off, Malfoy

Draco: Oh, I know, you wanna do that thing where we’re arguing and fighting

Draco: But then suddenly it’s like whoa! This is hot, and we start making out

Draco: WELL, DREAM ON, POTTER!

Draco: Or whatever, fine. Let’s just do it

[heliopolis-in-a-day]

in another world, Sister Michael and Captain Holt would have been the best friend-enemies do not question how i came to this conclusion

[nessa007]

the way jake peralta’s life revolved around his job and he felt he would end up alone and then by the end of b99 he quits the nypd because his amazing wife and son are his world and what matter most to him now

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 186

Luke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Harley: Cheese is so good though.

Luke: We got one.

Selina: Ivy, I need your help but you can't tell anybody what I'm up to.

Ivy: Oh, not a problem, I don't talk to anyone but Harley.

Harley, on facetime: And nobody where I am even speaks English.

Selina: Where are you?

Harley: Brazil, baby! I got conned by a cam girl. But it turns out, love it here!

[what-bot]

Breakdancer: *kicks drink out of Tron’s hand*

Tron: Hey!

Breakdancer: What, you’re gonna punish me for dancing?

Tron: You call that dancing? This is dancing🕺

Beck: What. Is. HAPPENING.

Tron: I’m defusing the situation 💃