#the headcanon

[sunnycanwrite]

for some reason I've decided Cassandra Cain has a candle collection. I don't mean a few candles shoved in a book under her bed. No, I'm talking she loves candles so much, ones with relaxing scents. Ones shaped like food, or just random objects. Like they cover almost every inch of her bedroom. Alfred has put up a sign on her door proclaiming she can only light a couple at a time. Due to her room becoming more of a fire hazard each day.

[evilcokito]

(This is from the Sam’s sisters ask) what would you think Sam’s sisters would look like? (Bonus: how would they interact with the news of Sam dating Divus? Would they be overprotective? Would they be cool with it?)

THE SISTERRSSS HEADCANNONNNN

The big sister.

Since Sam is able to smile all the time, she is VERY serious. She is always mad because THE TRIO play pranks on her (they hide her things, arrange surprise dates for her, and throw away her lighters).

In her town they say she can knock people out with his thumb and scare people with her eyes. ITS REAL

THE TRIO

Crazy? no, CRAZY X3.

Aya is the brain, Marisa the performer and Luna the face. They act similar but think completely differently and manage to organize themselves in such an amazing way that not even Sam is able to foresee what the hell they are planning. They are very popular with the men in their town and Sandra always has to be scaring them.

THE BONUS.

SANDRA would look at him closely, then look at Sam, look at Divus again and at Sam. Finally, she would say:

"My brother always had good taste in merchandise. I hope he won't be disappointed... *looks at Divus again* right?"

The Trio would yell "AAHHHHHHH WE ARE YOUR SISTER-IN-LAWS" and run over to hug him and ask him A LOT of THINGS.

"Is our brother treating you well dear? SAM ARE YOU TREATING HIM WELL?!"

Later they would tell Sam that they also want one like him.

[animentality]

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[mythbringer-mayhem]

Misunderstanding - RadioApple comic

(This is pretty messy, but eh, that's how I do comics ig)

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[overzealous-imagination]

So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend

A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:

- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes

- Tui and La are koi fish

- Hei Bai is a panda

-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)

Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.

Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.

My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.

[violent138]

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

[bats-and-the-birds]

Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

[rachelfc-art]

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