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queenofcarrotflowers-s · 6 months ago

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if I ever made a podcast it would be me describing what I assumed to be the plots of movies I have never seen and being hilariously incorrect

#my boyfriend always makes fun of me because he says i've seen like seven movies in my life #which is incorrect #but also i cannot deny that you could name 10 incredibly well-known/well-regardes movies and I'd have seen like maybe 2 of them

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twoplustwoequalsfuckyou · 6 months ago

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i think a lot of ppl typed as 7s are actually 4s/9s w 7-fixes who like to be a little Jokester's sometimes. ive seen many "7s" that are just... mmm that person is way too calm. if they do not act like a pinball machine thats not a 7

#typo #this is my main issue w enneagrammer. anyone thats a bit ~colorful~ they type as seven even if they do not look like they used any cocaine.#which is incorrect #also pdb but that site doesnt exist to me anymore so

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demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

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He truly did.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #the gaang #sokka art #sokka fanart #atla sokka #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #sokka of the water tribe #kyoshi warriors #kyoshi warriors au #kyoshi island #kyoshi warrior sokka #atla meme #incorrect quotes #Daniel Radcliffe you looked really nice in Fleur's outfit #As did Sokka in the Kyoshi Warriors uniform #Let him be pretty. He deserves it.#Also that handbag he bought in Gaoling would go really well with the uniform don't you think?#He loves shopping and putting together cute outfits and looking good. That's my boy.#Bi Sokka is my Sokka what are you talking about #He's pretty and he knows it ✨#Also can we all agree that everyone would look awesome as Kyoshi Warriors? Yes????#You know I'm lost when I start using Daniel's quotes for ATLA characters lmao #“And I was crying and I was in the bath” will come eventually. That line screams happy-go-lucky Aang and/or deadpan Zuko #Anyone would do #“We love Daniel but he's useless” is also *chef kiss*#Which character for that one tho?

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thebat-musicman · 6 months ago

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How Jason as Nightwing should have gone

Jason: Im Nightwing now

Dick: Okay

Jason: This doesn’t offend you at all? You don't want to brutally murder me?

Dick: No…?

Jason: *sigh* Man, I gotta apologize to Tim

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sophiebaybey · 20 days ago

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Not to preach to the choir but I wonder if people generally realize that AI models like ChatGPT aren't, like, sifting through documented information when you ask it particular questions. If you ask it a question, it's not sifting through relevant documentation to find your answer, it is using an intensely inefficient method of guesswork that has just gone through so many repeated cycles that it usually, sometimes, can say the right thing when prompted. It is effectively a program that simulates monkeys on a typewriter at a mass scale until it finds sets of words that the user says "yes, that's right" to enough times. I feel like if it was explained in this less flattering way to investors it wouldn't be nearly as funded as it is lmao. It is objectively an extremely impressive technology given what it has managed to accomplish with such a roundabout and brain-dead method of getting there, but it's also a roundabout, brain-dead method of getting there. It is inefficient, pure and simple.

#the notes on this post are about to get sooooo annoying #this doesnt touch on the fact that AI is stealing artist's jobs which i think is the real biggest harm of AI #but like #god #just take a minute and think about how stupid the current use-cases for AI are when you consider how it gets to those conclusions #this guesswork has its place in fields where guesswork is necessary like when screening for potential health issues in the medical field #but the benefit of the medical field is that when you get a false positive you can just do further testing to confirm the initial reading #that's called a second opinion and it is how the medical field is structured fundamentally #if you screen someone for cancer and it comes out positive #but it turns out they didnt really have cancer #that's fine! that's good news and it's good that you were at least wary of it!#but so many other applications for AI do not have this leeway where incorrect answers have further reaching consequences #and more importantly AI isn't stealing the fucking jobs of doctors!!!#although jesus i really wish doctors would stop using AI to take notes for patients #yes please lets give all my personal medical info to a big machine that stores and processes literally everything it hears #im sure there would never be far reaching consequences if that machine ever had a data breach #blah

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strangesequitur · 1 year ago

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Last time I was at a QR restaurant I had to download and then delete three different QR code reader apps before I found one that worked while the waitress kept reappearing every two minutes, increasingly annoyed at me like I was the one who made this nonsense marketing decision.

#also it was a Grilled Cheese-specific restaurant #and the “tomato soup” that came with the sandwiches was a tablespoon of ice cold spiced gazpacho #which is INCORRECT

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cornercritter · 4 months ago

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i forgor that siffrin doesn’t have a hat post-game

#in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat bonnie #isat fanart #isat spoilers #my art :)#congrats siffrin on the new hat!! definitely not contraband!!#i get that siffrin has some reason to be arguably more of a “traveler” than the others #i just think that it's really funny that -#- odile “born and raised on the other side of the world” isat was also given an arguably incorrect title when “traveler” refers to her too #it's even mentioned in the game when the king has to clarify which traveler when he talks to sif before battle

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bruciemilf · 9 days ago

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There’s something pretty funny about Bruce being JL’s emergency fake boyfriend. It all starts with Hal, because all wonderfully chaotic things do.

Hal: My dad’s having a BBQ with his insufferable pilot friends and they're all ‘quiet about politics’. I need you to pretend we've been married for 10 years.

Bruce: 😐

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Clark: So I kind of told my parents I've been dating you after they asked me ‘what kind of friends are you’, and I said ‘the kind that kiss and hold hands’ because I panicked

Bruce:

Clark: I'm so sorry but please, please come to dinner this Sunday. I’ll tell them you broke up with me later!

Bruce: I don't want to break up with you.

Clark: REALLY?! I MEAN— Really! I can do the break up, no problem. Not that I WANT to break up with you. I'd never.

Bruce: You’ll tell them you had a long term affair behind my back. With Batman.

Clark: You’re absolutely evil sometimes, you know that?

Bruce: The plot required conflict.

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Barry: So, I kinda forgot to tell my dad I’m not straight. I want him to have a soft introduction before I bring HAL home.

Bruce: Alright.

Barry: Wow! That was fast.

Bruce: I have a deep-seated fear of denying my younger peers.

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The only issue? JL is hosting a family night and they all sorta kinda forgot to tell their parents they stopped “dating” Bruce.

The parents are fighting over him.

#bruce is basically your mother’s house cat when your friends visit. ma and pa tried kidnapping him 3 times #bruce wayne #clark kent #jl #justice league #batman #superman #superbat #incorrect dc quotes #I’ve been asked to not tag hal and barry #Because this doesn't follow canon (which. yeah. it's incorrect quotes)#but anyway. you guys do need to keep in mind fandom isn't private property and you CAN block me anytime #anyway that's all ^^

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likeaustralianotcrosby · 2 years ago

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This is niche, but it bugs me SO MUCH that people think Canadian raising is about rising inflection at the end of sentences.

IT��S ABOUT VOWELS DAMMIT AND MIKE MYERS CAN SUCK MY DICK.

#linguistics #Canadian raising #I saw a video where people were wrong about it in TWO ways #they were saying it was when people lower their inflection at the end of sentences #which is incorrect #but then people were correcting them #with the original incorrect way #and I thought I was going to DIE of anger #(I know nothing about mike myers and I’m sorry I’m sure he’s nice)#(apparently he said something in an interview at one point #and now everyone thinks this is what Canadian raising is #and ARGH)

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fruitcakebro · 4 months ago

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If Danny married into the Wayne family he would take every possible opertunity to fuck with the press.

Reporter: Is it true that you're expecting?

Danny(Very pregnant): I'm expecting many things in life. Like for example, I expect that I'll have to unclog the sink again at some point.

Reporter: Okay, but what is it? *pointing at his belly*

Danny: Unless I've spontainiously turned into Mary Toft, we're assuming it's a baby.

Reporter: No, I mean is it a boy or a girl?

Danny: Statistically speaking probably one of those, yeah.

Jason: *trying very hard not to laugh*

Bruce: *sighing deeply*

#dumbassery #shitpost #danny phantom crossover #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #trans danny #dead on main #(implied)#dc x dp incorrect quotes #this can be interpretted as trans danny or mpreg #and I do not care which

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notrobinsomethingworse · 5 months ago

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Damian, wielding a Katana: Thomas! I demand you come back this instant.

Duke already running, Alfred (the cat) in hand: Nah man she likes me better.

[Damian, furious battle cry.]

[Duke, scampering to the ‘upstairs’ garage.]

Damian, foolishly stepping into the garage looking around: One last chance Thomas.

Duke, appearing behind him: Nah.

[Duke closes the door and locks Damian in the garage]

Damian, enraged shrieking: THOMAS LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT. I WILL NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE FROM NOW ON WILL BE YOUR LAST.

Duke, already walking away: And don’t scratch the Bentley! Bruce really likes that one.

#inspired by two of my mates who had their brothers chase them with knives and locked them in the garage #which is a wild coincidence #but if I had a Penny for everytime it happened I would have two pennies #which wouldn’t buy me anything because pennies don’t exist #dc comics #dc #batfam #batfamily #batman #robin #damian wayne #signal dc #signal #duke thomas #incorrect quotes #mine

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starry-bi-sky · 9 days ago

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Officer Martinez: really freak? You’re bringing a another child into this?

Robin, finally got to join the field: hey!

Batman: hm.

Gordon: uh… is this like a Nightingale situation or…

Batman: he can fight

Martinez: oh he can fight but not the older one? Wooww

Robin: Nightingale can fight!

Robin: he’s just not allowed to ‘cause he mauls people

Officer Martinez: …what. Freak, he’s joking right? Right???

Batman: hm. No.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc au #dpdc #blood blossom au #incorrect quotes lmao #just an interaction that i thought was funny #and its TECHNICALLY true. in a sense. danny will maul a motherfucker if he has to fight hand to hand #however. there is also The Poison to worry about and thats the bigger reason why #danny is technically allowed to its just a self-enforced rule he goes by #cuz he doesnt WANT to Maul People which is funny cause he’s fine with psychological torment #its just that he’s picked up a Lot Of Bad Habits from ghost fighting and its become engrained in him

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gridbox · 21 days ago

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[during the driver's parade]

ollie: yknow, i read something that said at least one in five people in a group are gay

charles: oh, i hope max is. he is aggressively beautiful.

lando: no, no, i hope it's osc. he's just stupidly perfect

nico: [eavesdropping] what're the chances gabi is?

ollie: [can't believe this is happening right now]

#in honor of whatever the fuck was going on the grid yesterday #happy pride fr #but what they dont realize is that there are 20 of them. which means at least 4 are gay according to the stats.#so they all end up hitting it :)#f1 #f1 incorrect quotes #f1 memes #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect quotes #ollie bearman #charles leclerc #lando norris #nico hulkenberg #lestappen #landoscar #gabico

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reineydraws · 1 year ago

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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #incorrect one piece quotes #op fanart #i have accidentally signed up for too much to draw as lesurely as i have been lol soz 🙏#but i noticed my blog got taken off the mishanks tag's top blog list which clearly means i havent posted enough abt them recently LOL #comic #op comic #shanks: no u dont understand. he only calls me by my first name when he's feeling soft and he would never let anyone else touch his face #especially like that from behind! and first thing in the morning? anyone else would find themselves without a hand.#i call my angel all these lovely pet names and in return he lowers all his walls and i love him 🥰🥰🥰#(mihawk on the side is feeling extremely exposed lol)#(but also fond 🥰 he loves him back so much too!!!)

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cadillacjohnf1 · 3 months ago

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#f1 #landoscar #is this not literally them #we all know which one's which #oscar piastri #lando norris #papaya twinks #formula 1 #f1 memes #f1 textposts #formula one #op81 #ln4 #f1 text posts #f1 incorrect quotes

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lilislegacy · 9 months ago

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*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*

piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?

frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?

hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!

annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?

leo: his ass looks incredible.

grover: has he been working out?

annabeth, side eyeing them:

annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?

rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time

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