#Someone does break in and it's Batman
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ready-to-read7 Ā· 3 months ago
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prompt #14
Okay, so I love the concept of Dad hood and even though I haven’t found many there are a few stories/prompts that I have read where Danny has animal features and people mistake him for a mutated metahuman and inspired by this one picture/meme
I had a great idea
So Jason, before he reveals himself to the family is walking around crime Alley and here’s one of the most hart wrenching sounds he has ever heard obviously he’s in his red hood get up and go's to check it out to find a bunch of guys in white outfits hurting what looks to be an small child with animal features
Jason being Jason would not allow this, especially after hearing what they called the little kid (a.k.a. this is the GIW being absolute assholes towards Danny )
Jason rescues the kid and after seeing how small and fragile and hurt the kid was along with the kid having passed out a few seconds before Jason took down the last guy Jason decides to take the kid home with him just until he’s healed.
(on Danny side I don’t exactly know how the GIW came into the situation but Danny was practising Shapeshifting and got stuck with a few raccoon features so he has fluffy little ears a tail and whatever else you wanna give him (a little raccoon man) he’s also for some reason, three years old probably the GIW’s fault but anyway he’s in Gotham now and this large guy with a red helmet saved him, and this man is Dad shaped. Danny decides this is my dad now.)
Anyways Jason takes care of the kid and eventually gets attached and adopt him and one day Jason needs to go to a very important meeting that will take the entire day and he doesn't want to leave Danny alone at home for the next 18 hours scared that someone might break in or hurt Danny so Jason gives him a gun
(this was mostly inspired by this image )
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superbat-lmao Ā· 2 months ago
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Before Jason makes his debut as Red Hood, he goes apartment hunting.
And the thing about Gotham is, all of the apartments that would make for good safe houses, are safe houses. The Bat’s safe houses. If Jason wants to set up shop, he’s got to get creative. This means being willing to look the other way about some things. Namely, living with other people.
Jason gets a roommate.
Sure, he’d found a couple of spots that fit some of the criteria he used for making safe houses, but not all apartments were equal. And having a semi-functioning civilian cover was useful. Sometimes.
All this to say that Jason responded to a craigslist post of some guy looking for a roommate. The post was written well enough, decent grammar and a fair enough price. Unlike some of the places he’d ā€œtoured.ā€
He has to trudge up a few flights of stairs to get to the place, because roof access is always high on the priority list, and knocks on the door. He waits a few minutes, hears someone check the peephole, and then the sound of at least five separate locks being undone.
With the door finally open, he gets a good look at the guy’s face. Too good of a look, actually.
Because the man who opens it is Dick Grayson.
#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#batman#does dick recognize him? either way hijinks ensue#jason and dick as roommates both trying to live cheap af vigilante lifestyles without taking bruce’s money#dick’s undercover on a long op with bruce and needs a trackable identity to convince whoever to recruit him#jason doesn’t know this. what he does know is that dick lives off cereal and dirty socks and he refuses to live like this#dick thinks it’s either a coincidence his roommate looks/acts like his dead brother or that he’s been made and someone is trying to prove#he’s a wayne to blow his cover. lex is high on his list for his ability to make clones. jason honestly can’t tell if dick thinks it’s him#and tries to hide that he’s back. both of them are in subtly trying to get the other to admit something#all it takes is one old nickname slip up and the cats outta the bag#also angst because dick convinces jason he was missed and he tried to avenge him when he realizes he’s not a clone#i think these two would be hilarious roommates. does the pit make an appearance at all?#maybe someone genuinely tries to break into their shitty apartment and jason breaks the guys arm because he sees someone enter dick’s room#that isn’t his brother. they keep odd hours and jason is trying to build his criminal empire.#at least one of them comes back beaten up and needs stitches. where they’re in the kitchen fixing the other up while they both ignore#they’ve figured the other out. it comes to a head when they’re both out and nightwing needs to be brought back to the cave#so hood goes on their comms and summons the batclan to come get him.#also ft. jason’s ptsd ridden ass and nightwing’s stellar comedy#batsiblings#batbros#batfamily
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charlietheepicwriter7 Ā· 2 years ago
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One of Jonathan Crane's last patients before he began his experiments with fear gas was a young boy, barely out of his toddler years, who'd wake up every night screaming from intense nightmares.
Jonathan could still recognize that boy over a decade later as the boy was wheeled into Arkham Asylum, strapped to a gurney. Danny Fenton shot him a tired grin. "Hey, Doc! You mind if we start holding sessions again? I got a lot more tangible fears I need to work through this time."
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ghostly-bat Ā· 1 month ago
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I've been seeing a lot of discourse around people saying Bruce only thinks that Damian is nothing but violent and only cares about himself and that just feels off to me so I'm just curious to know your opinion on that is
Oh anon I've been seeing some of that too and trust me, it also rubs me the wrong way because I feel like that's so out of place for Bruce as a character. (but let's keep in mind that comic characterization is so inconsistent which is why it really depends on who's writing these characters cus some writers really drop the ball and miss a characters whole core values)
I don’t think Bruce sees Damian as just violent or selfish at all—honestly, I think that interpretation flattens both characters.
Bruce, at his core, doesn’t write off any child. One of his most consistent traits is his belief in second chances, his need to protect, and his deep (if complicated) emotional investment in the people he loves—especially his children. He took in Dick, Jason, Tim, and others, each of them carrying their own trauma and flaws, and never treated any of them like they were beyond help. Why would he do that with Damian, his own son, who was raised in one of the most violent, dehumanizing environments imaginable?
Is Bruce hard on Damian sometimes? Absolutely. Is he unsure of how to help him? Yes. But that comes from fear—fear of failing him, of not knowing how to undo the damage done to him by the League, and maybe even fear of seeing some of himself in Damian’s darker instincts. But that’s not rejection. That’s Bruce doing what he always does: trying to save someone he loves the only way he knows how, even if he fumbles.
If anything, Bruce sees Damian’s potential. He sees how hard Damian tries, how badly he wants to do good even if he doesn’t always know how to express it. He believes in Damian—he just doesn’t always say it the way he should.
So no, I don’t think Bruce sees Damian as violent and selfish. I think he sees a hurt, brilliant, intense kid trying to figure out who he is—and Bruce wants to help him get there, even if he stumbles along the way.
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haveihitanerve Ā· 6 months ago
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(Carolers getting attacked by vampires) "Somebody really doesn't like carolers" "Damian... only say things like that around me... and try to get to a point where you only think them." -Damian Wayne and his tired Father, in that order.
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welcometogrouchland Ā· 2 years ago
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*twirling my hair* do you like cassandra cain? if not, do u have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour cassandra cain?
CASSANDRA CAIN MY LOVE!!! She's definitely the batgirl I've read the most in terms of full issues, the first 30-ish issues of her solo by Kelly Puckett Scott Peterson and Damion Scott had me hooked and I binged them but fell off after Horrocks came on (nothing against him, he was just given an editorial mandate to make the book more romance focused and it turned me off because it felt so ooc for Cass to me lol. I do own some of the issues he wrote tho! I like the ones with art by Rick Leonardi). I'm not really caught up with modern comics (ish??) And I'm not reading anything dedicatedly but I hear she's in a new original book teaming up with a magic user? Neat! Good for her. I love her in the shadow of the batgirl graphic novel (IT'S SO GOOD)
#ramblings of a lunatic#asks#^ sorry had to be tistic about things for a minute#i loved damion scotts artwork for her solo series sm (especially the later moee stylized stuff even though i recognise how bonkers-#-the proportions are i can't help myself. i like women and i love stylised art like that)#his stuff was surprisingly influential on my own art. idk how much it shows these days but It's There#this hasn't mentioned anything about what i love about cass as a character but like. it's the same as most people who love her man#i love her self destructive dedication to redemption i love the guilt she's saddled with-#-and how it's juxtaposed with her committment to kindness and justice i love how she's the fucking best and she knows it#i love how the relationship between her and oracle was an intergenerational mentorship between two disabled women#and her gay ass bond with stephanie (who in all fairness may be my fav batgirl???-#-but I've also read wayyy less complete issues of her compared to cass due to the differences in how their respective series' are-#-formatted but like. what i have seen i tend to love. i love u stephanie)#but also dear god i do not wanna get reeled back in because nothing the industry ever does will please me the way the ideas in my head do#and I'm constantly at war with myself reading stuff#also it's just hard to get back in when you've been gone with a while it's all just very difficult#but i am rotating cass and stephanie in my brain like a microwave waiting for someone to explode#plenty of people smarter than me have already said this but cass should team up with jason and they should both seethe#he wants to kill. she keeps breaking his bones if he tries it. they're both brushing each others philosophies off bc of where they exist-#-on the batfamily ''kill/no kill'' binary even though they share similarities of wanting to be batman but Better#(jason via controlling crime and killing criminals and her with her ultimate dedication to the symbol and superior combat skills)#(also keep in mind i just watched utrh but haven't read a rhato comic in yonks. so if this is an outdated jason characterization+#-then whoopsie <3)#Jason's dedicated to pushing buttons and poking holes in batmans philosophy and cass is great at reading ppl-#-and sometimes in her series she then performs a limited psychoanalysis of them and tears them apart#(at least she did for shiva) I'd love to see her do that to jason. break him so i can tape his sad lil ass back together#this is getting away from me. anyway no need to proselytise. I'm a former alter boy round here
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stealingyourbones Ā· 4 months ago
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Quite genuinely and respectfully, you have no knowledge of how much money it costs to invent things. Nor do you understand that Batman is a comic book character and his wealth is a catch all for his billions upon billions of dollars worth of money. It’s literally just so writers can handwave that he can afford [x] item.
okay, controversial batman opinion time! it ruins the character for him to be a billionaire, and he’s only a billionaire because too many people thinkĀ ā€˜billionaire’ just meansĀ ā€˜millionaire but cooler’. bruce wayne should just be a millionaire.Ā 
a millionaire has enough money to buy a batcave, a fancy batmobile, a supercomputer, a bunch of esoteric custom-made tools and toys, a couple companies that make enough money to fund a playboy lifestyle and a bunch of high-tech vigilante superheroes. millionaires today, even with inflation, can commission the creation of pretty much any physical item short of their own spaceship, and some of them can even do that.Ā 
a billionaire has enough money to own entire cities and write their own laws and do whatever the fuck they want basically all the time, anywhere. look at disney, tesla, amazon, nestle, walmart. these guys are playing on an almost inconceivable global scale and they are not your friend. these are lex luthor motherfuckers.Ā 
the question keeps being asked, ā€˜if bruce wayne is so rich, it’s ridiculous that he’s using all that money to run around in a bat costume punching mentally ill people’, and that’s correct if he’s got money on a billionaire’s scale. it’s absurdly irresponsible to have the kind of power that could change how a nation operates, much less local government, and just play night time punch guy with it. batman is the bad guy there.Ā 
but say batman’sĀ ā€˜just’ a millionaire. he’s the heir of a couple old money families, he’s got a mansion and some land and a private jet, he’s in with the elite of gotham, he can put some pressure on the mayor and the city council and the police– but he’s still on a level with half a dozen other families who have their own millions to throw around, their own ambitions. he can’t actually fix gotham just by throwing money at it, because he will run out of money before all the other rich guys do.Ā 
in this situation, batman does make sense for bruce wayne to invent: a secret guy no one can pin on wayne industries, who can run around taking on organized crime and supervillains at the same time, who isn’t beholden to the social or legal conventions that the superwealthy also flout to play their fucked up games with each other. batmanĀ can actually do what a single millionaire can’t.Ā 
batman gets written by batman fanboys to be a power fantasy, but with great power comes great responsibility, etc. at a certain level of wealth his power far outstrips his purpose, and being batman is actually irresponsible for bruce wayne. a hero’s limitations make for better stories. stop writing batman as a billionaire, already.Ā 
#ok genuinely and respectfully#you have absolutely no idea how much it costs to build things#this man has a CUSTOM JET#and sponsored THE CREATION OF THE WATCHTOWER. A PRIVATELY OWNED SPACE STATION#even Bruce couldn’t purchase the entirety of the Watchtower that would cost trillions.#be ffr right now#not only that this man puts so much money into charity. HAS A FUCKING BATCAVE ON. THE. MOON!!!!!#AND JUST SO SO MUCH MORE SHIT.#like girl I’m sorry there is no fucking way he could afford all of these things if he was a billionaire#is this me crashing out bc it’s late when I write this? yes absolutely. I stand by it tho.#it always makes me sad when takes like this get this many notes#like sure. complain all you want about male power fantasies but this is such a tumblr take it’s exhausting#absorb any sense of reality and think for just a SECOND how much it costs to fund enough of the Watchtower that it becomes an#actual problem in the comics.#the international space station cost 150 BILLION DOLLARS#the first part of the ISS was sent into space in 1998z#not only does inflation change that drastically#but Bruce would be fucking bankrupt.#additionally: i don’t think you know this#but it’s literally just meant to be a narrative device to handwave any expense that Batman might have#because: might I remind you that THIS IS A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER#now add that to a fucking lunar batcave. hundreds of Batmobile iterations. zeta beam tech funding. the hundreds of bat tech used in comics.#and just so much more#queue#this has me actually seething. tell me you know absolutely nothing about the cost of literally anything Batman has paid without telling me#breaking news: someone with an absolutely incorrect opinion has thousands upon thousands of notes. more at 11
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sweetteaanddragons Ā· 11 months ago
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I have been thinking lately about a universe where Bruce Wayne killed the Joker.
I want to be clear here, since there are so many longstanding debates on this topic: I do not think Bruce Wayne should kill the Joker. I have just been wondering what would happen if the circumstances aligned in such a way that he did.
And to be clear on a related, yet slightly different topic: when I say I have been wondering about what if Bruce Wayne killed the Joker, I do not mean as the Batman. I mean Bruce "Brucie" Wayne.
Maybe it's kind of an accident? Like, he definitely did intend to hit the Joker, but he's Brucie right now, so he's trying not to look like he knows what he's doing while still doing enough damage to keep the Joker from killing someone, and meanwhile the Joker makes just the wrong move and -
And here we are. Brucie just killed the Joker.
Bruce's reaction here is one thing; he has his one rule for a reason, he's just broken it, he's determined to turn himself in -
His family's reaction is a whole different story. How does Cass feel about this?
How does Jason? Bruce has killed the Joker, just like he wanted, but it wasn't for him, not really, and -
And meanwhile, this happens in front of, say, a gala full of people, so now all of Gotham gets to react to it too.
Average Gothamite, seeing the words BRUCE WAYNE, JOKER, and KILLED in the same headline: OH, NO.
Average Gothamite, once they've processed the order those words are actually in: . . . I did not have that on this year's bingo card.
The city's most famous mass murderer has just been publicly killed by the city's biggest employer/philanthropist/source of tabloid harmless nonsense! Three days before Brucie was making tabloid headlines by tripping into a fountain and somehow losing his shirt in the process! Two weeks before, the newspaper was running a retrospective on the Wayne murders and what donation Brucie was making to help the families of victims this year! The article mentioned how one of his adopted sons had also tragically become a murder victim!
Now this has happened, and Bruce is having a breakdown over breaking his one rule, and the rest of Gotham just assumes that this is because poor Brucie thinks this somehow makes him like the man who killed his parents. They send a huge outpouring of support his way. This in no way helps Bruce's actual breakdown.
Ninety percent of Gotham is sure Brucie didn't actually mean to kill the Joker, and pretty much a hundred percent of them support him whether he meant to do it or not. No one wants to have anything to do with prosecuting this mess. Bruce is trying to make it as clear as possible that he will fully cooperate with the justice system and meanwhile an entire gala full of people is suddenly acting like they could in no way have possibly witnessed events that took place ten feet in front of their faces. Did Bruce kill the Joker? Is the officer sure? That doesn't seem like him. Maybe the Joker just tripped on his own. Marble floors, you know. Very slippery.
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plainclothesdisaster Ā· 5 months ago
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DPxDC Mechanical Engineer Danny
Danny caught the attention of Batman while studying at Gotham University for his alternative energy projects. He’s hired right out of college to work on the Watchtower.
He shows absolutely no tell of his abilities till there’s a dire situation- Flash’s electric discharge messes with one of his projects in progress and the whole base would have lost air pressure if he hadn’t done a quick fix using telekinesis and ice.
Of course Batman notices.
Batman assumes the worst- he suspects Danny’s a rogue of some kind, someone who has infiltrated the Justice League with an ulterior motive. But he can’t just fire Danny now- he’s the only one who knows how the new Watchtower energy source works. Plus, he’s not letting Danny go anywhere until he’s figured out his true motives.
Cue Batman subtly testing Danny- tossing things at him to trigger inhuman fast reflexes, having him lift too-heavy machinery, setting up convenient opportunities to steal or snoop or otherwise be up to no good. Danny does take advantage but only once, to use a computer terminal with unlocked clearance. He didn’t plant any bugs that Barman could find, and he otherwise kept up his powerless civilian act perfectly.
Still, Batman’s not satisfied. He brings an infrasonic sound emitter to Danny’s lab one day, and that, of all things, is what gets Danny to break.
ā€œI know what you’re doing,ā€ Danny admits with a sigh, finally. ā€œIf you’re really that suspicious of me, I can leave, but I kinda like my job so I’d prefer not to. The benefits are insane compared to what’s standard.ā€
ā€œI don’t know what you’re talking about.ā€
ā€œSure. yeah. How about you turn off the freaking noise generator and we can talk?ā€
ā€œHm.ā€ Batman obliges, and he takes the stool next to Danny at his gesture.
ā€œNumber one, I’m not a meta. Despite all the data and conclusions you’ve probably drawn otherwise. Number two, I’m on your side. I’m here to work on the base, that’s it. I follow your rules to the letter.ā€
ā€œThe-ā€œ
ā€œThe classified files I looked at? Yeah that was the one exception. You already know what I looked at, I’m sure, but maybe you haven’t figured out why. It goes back to point one- I may not be a meta, but I am something that organization, the GIW, cares about. I looked at your files on them to sus out your relations. Seeing as I don’t particularly love being the victim to twelve degrees of human rights violations if I can avoid it.ā€
ā€œHm.ā€ The Ghost Intelligence Ward was one of many government agencies that the Justice League hadn’t worked closely with. But they also hadn’t been flagged for Justice League investigation. Danny’s comments made him doubt that call.
ā€œAny other questions?ā€
ā€œIf you’re not a meta, what are you?ā€
ā€œI’m an engineer. A pretty decent one. And I’d really, really like it to stay that way.ā€
Batman considers, and ultimately lets him stay. He likes Danny (everyone likes Danny), and it would be a massive pain in the ass to replace him. He really is a good engineer.
It’s only much later that his faith in Danny is repaid in spades.
Batman finds Danny on the Watchtower command bridge. Alarms are blaring, the station has been knocked out of orbit, out the window there’s shrapnel floating everywhere as a space battle rages around them.
On the station it’s chaos. Technicians run around, shouts from the med bay, sparks from the walls.
Batman and Danny stand at the main controls, watching the battle outside, stoic, unmoving.
Wonder Woman’s harried voice crackles through on coms: ā€œWe need backup.ā€
ā€œThere is no more backup.ā€ Batman replies, while looking pointedly at Danny.
ā€œWhat?ā€
Batman doesn’t move.
ā€œWhat.ā€
ā€œThe impact from Darkseid’s initial attack should have sent this station on a terminal trajectory toward the planet.ā€
ā€œWell. We aren’t currently plummeting to our deaths, so turns out it didn’t do that.ā€
ā€œYou did something.ā€
ā€œI don’t know what you’re talking about.ā€
ā€œYou’re lying.ā€
ā€œMaybe Superman nudged us back on course in all the chaos.ā€
ā€œI’ve been watching the trackers. No one else with the capability has come near the station.ā€
ā€œCan’t you just be grateful we got lucky?ā€
Sounds of peril screech over the coms. Danny’s face scrunches.
ā€œLuck had nothing to do with it. As it is now, we are going to lose this fight.ā€
ā€œIsn’t there anyone else you can call?ā€
ā€œI’m asking you. You can help, can’t you?ā€
The glare-off lasts a long moment more before Danny breaks.
ā€œFuck. Fuckity fuck.ā€ Danny runs his hands through his hair. ā€œShit. You don’t know what you’re asking.ā€
ā€œI’m asking you to save this and countless other worlds from a genocide. I’m also asking you to save my friends.ā€
Danny looks at him, hard, weary, and with a kind of deep resolve that feels far too ancient to be on the face of a supposed twenty-something.
ā€œFine. Fine. Okay.ā€ He steps back and transforms. If Batman is surprised when he shakes off his human appearance like an old coat, he doesn’t show it. But what’s undeniable is the being in Danny’s place has the unmistakable presence of power.
ā€œNo one else can know.ā€ His voice echoes in a way that’s sonically impossible, both sounding closer and further away than he should be.
He pulls a gear-shaped medallion seemingly out of thin air and puts it over his head in one motion.
ā€œIf I get in trouble for this, I’m blaming you.ā€
He vanishes. Outside, the shape of the battle changes instantly. The stars seem to glow brighter as the arms of the galaxy flash with the colors of the aurora. Then it’s like the void of space itself comes alive. It moves the spaceships back like they’re toys, plucking them from one side of the field to the other. It finds Darkseid at the heart of the chaos and massive arms of nothingness and darkness wrap around him. He’s screaming as it swallows him whole.
His armies scatter. The battle turns. The JL deal with the stragglers, but the air of relief is palpable.
Danny reappears next to Batman, once again donning his grease-stained coveralls. Arms folded.
ā€œHappy?ā€
It took all of five minutes. Less, probably. Batman tamps down a thousand questions.
ā€œThank you.ā€
ā€œI’m gonna need two weeks off minimum.ā€ Danny snaps. ā€œOne to deal with the bureaucratic nightmare you’ve just caused me, and another to recover from the headache.ā€
Batman blanks. ā€œGranted.ā€
Danny sighs. ā€œAnd I’m not fixing the station until I’m back. It won’t fall out of the sky as is. Make up whatever excuse you want.ā€
ā€œDone.ā€ He considers. ā€œI would prefer to tell them the truth. That you saved us.ā€
Danny glares. ā€œI’m not supposed to save you. I made a pact not to use my power to influence the mortal realm.ā€
ā€œA pact with who?ā€
Danny rolls his eyes. ā€œThe embodiment of Time. The concept of Justice. Among others.ā€ He smirks at Batman’s confusion.
ā€œAnd what, exactly, does that make you?ā€
He stands, framed by the space window, haloed by the stars. ā€œI’ll give you three guesses.ā€
Batman frowns.
ā€œLook. I like you guys. I like working on your base. I like supporting the work you do. But you can not go factoring me in to any of your plans or contingencies. This was a one time thing.
ā€œSo to answer your question again: I’m an engineer.ā€
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the-stove-is-divorced Ā· 1 year ago
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OH THIS IS SO LOVELY. There is such a misconception about Bruce’s seemingly cold heartedness, but this post describes is such a lovely way! He is absolutely using that misconception to his advantage and it is 100% a lie. He cares too much. He feels so much. He ABSOLUTELY CRIES! Not only is he human, but he literally can’t deal with the thought of anyone having to hear the kind of pain he has, so he literally committed his life to helping people no matter the cost. To give second chances. Third chances. To help whomever needs it. To stop anyone wise from getting killed. Because one day no one could save him, so he’ll save everyone else. This is could make me cry!!!
Do you think Bruce Wayne cries sometimes ?
Oh, we know he does :Ā 
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Hahaha. For real though, Alfred is obviously referring as when Bruce was younger. But I think he does. Like every humanĀ being. When Jason or Damian died for example (weĀ actually saw him cry in canon comics during those times) Ā Or when Dick left him. Or happy tears sometimes too, like officially adopting Tim, Cass etc etc ? (and like it’s mention in the panel above about Damian giving him a personal surprise, which I’m sure goes for theĀ other kids too)Ā I think he wouldn’t do it in publicĀ because, you know, he’s the big scary Bat (again, as the panel above states haha). But I’m sure he does. The fact is, Bruce Wayne is actually oversensitive ? Like people often think he’s an emotionless machine who feels nothing (and he likes to spread this misconception of him cause it helps in his night activities really), but it’s kind of the opposite. It’s a defense mechanism, to appear so detached and cold at times, truth isĀ he feels EVERYTHING. WhichĀ is why he does what he does. Like, he started being Batman so no one would live what he experienced as a kid. So no one would ever feel that pain. He started this all thing for that…Like, come on, that dude has a lot of feelings haha. He also has a lot of issues,Ā which is why he doesn’t alwaysĀ convey said feelingsĀ ā€œnormallyā€,Ā but what’s new huh. In the end, he’s human, and I’m sure he does cry from time to time, when things are too much. Especially since he holds a lot of things inside ? He doesn’t have a lot of people that lend him an ear as well. Like, so many people think he’ll be fine, he’s tough, he can handle things on his own…I feel only his kids and Alfred really know the truth. Everyone needs support, from time to time :).Ā 
Also,Ā here’sĀ a few panels where he cries, because ya know, like I said, he’s human and actually pretty sensitive :Ā 
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arkangelo-7 Ā· 7 months ago
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Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.
Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to ā€œkeep running up that hill.ā€ (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)
Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.
Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.
Actively complain about how everyone is ā€œruining his floorā€ whenever they push back their chairs.
On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.
Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?
Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they ā€œhave that at the Watchtower.ā€ This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.
Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.
Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.
Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.
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gaywineauntsstuff Ā· 7 months ago
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Dick Grayson:
*runs the titans*
*works for the league*
*has a day job*
*solo patrols bludhaven*
*solo patrols New York*
*on call 24/7 for regularly scheduled Gotham crisis(es)*
*training at least 40% of new gen heroes at any given moment*
*infiltrating the current annoying cult, corrupt gov, spy organization, company, mafia group, evil underground ancestral foundations of a city and random corrupt modeling industry*
*monitoring drug pedaling in 3 cities*
*emotionally regulating 80% of his family bc why would they do it themselves? Nah let’s just ruin relationships for fun -cough Bruce cough-*
* maintaining civilian cover*
*canonically does volunteer work*
I am beginning to think nightwing doesn’t have anger issues he’s just overstimulated bc wtf
Like Dick take a break what is this?
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Dick currently working on infiltrating the mob, after 4 days of 6+ hour patrols bc bludhaven has no chill an Arkham breakout, a performance review at work that took too long, organizing a titans outer space mission, just got back from training Jon Kent: no one call me plz god no one call me I can’t do this I have so much work no one. Call me plz
*phone rings* -it’s tim
He could ignore it but last time he left Tim alone for a month the dumbass lost his spleen and decided a cowl was a fashion choice (equally bad in his opinion)
Dick picking up the phone with his non broken arm: yello
Tim: so I accidentally maybe got kidnapped and maybe also started a cult around the concept of Batman and I’m out of energy drinks. (All equally dire in tims opinion)
Dick popping 4 caffeine pills: shut up I’ll be there in 30 don’t DO ANYTHing.
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Jason: sooo I might be engaged to an alien princess
Dick about to pop a Xanax: tell me it’s Kori or at least in this galaxy
Jason: nope
Dick: …. Can it wait
Jason: she wants to eat me, their species is like a praying mantis knockoff but with space and mind control.
Dick: yeah okay give me an hour I’ll call raven
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Damian: hello Richard
Dick: what did you do.
Damian: I have been kidnapped by my mother
Dick: again
Damian: I feel it would be redundant to say anything
Dick: …….. alright I’ll call the nearest flying hero be there in a bit… keep ur spine where it is Damian or I swear to god-
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Bruce: cult
Dick who just got done with an undercover mission: anddd?
Bruce: we need someone to infiltrate it
Dick: I swear to god I. will. hurt. you
Bruce: hnnnn
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Babs: I have… acquired a child
Dick who is fighting deathstroke : …okayyyy
Babs who is watching the fight: she’s a little bit … traumatized
Dick, dodging a katana: preaching to the choir
Babs: can you do your whole, human empathy and kindness tell me ur life story I have puppy dog eyes.
Dick: ….
Babs: you owe me
Dick: … one day I will delete all your numbers and disappear
Babs cheerfully: you know no matter where you go I can find you hunk wonder see you in 3 hours don’t die before then!
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frownyalfred Ā· 1 year ago
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Green arrow, getting into a fight with batman because he insulted bruce
ā€œNo, I want to hear you say it again,ā€ Ollie said, leaning over the conference table and past Dinah to jab a finger in Batman’s face. ā€œInsult him again, I dare you.ā€
Batman, for his part, looked entirely unperturbed by Ollie’s chest puffing. ā€œI said, Bruce Wayne isn’t exactly known for being intelligent. That’s common knowledge, Greenā€”ā€
ā€œDo you know what he’s been through?ā€ Ollie exploded, ā€œDo you know how fucked up his childhood was? It’s a miracle he’s functioning as an adult. I knew him in school — do you know what he was? Sad. And you have the nerve to sit in your stupid little angst suit and lecture me about Bruce Wayne?ā€
Dinah swallowed, giving up on holding Ollie back. She glanced at Batman out of the corner of her eye, prepared to size up an opponent, but the other man’s posture was still relaxed.
He seemed…taken aback, if such a thing was possible for the Batman.
ā€œI…apologize,ā€ Batman said quietly. ā€œI hadn’t realized the extent of your feelings toward him.ā€
ā€œPick on someone your own size next time,ā€ Ollie grumbled, as close to an apology as he would get. ā€œBruce does so much for Gotham. More than you’ll ever do. So yeah, if he’s a little air-headed sometimes — that’s fine with me.ā€
With that, Ollie turned on his heel, exiting the conference room with a huff. Batman stared after him for a long moment, steeped in stillness.
ā€œHe cares about his friends,ā€ Dinah offered, breaking the awkward silence. Batman gave her an odd look, jaw tensing.
ā€œI know.ā€
ā€œNow you do,ā€ Dinah said, putting enough emphasis on the first word for him to look up at her, acknowledging the hint. ā€œI’d better go check on him.ā€
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starry-bi-sky Ā· 1 year ago
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nobody is safe hahaha! trust me if i had the spoons for it i'd be replying to everyone's tags, i am delighted to reply to them
#I really like your description of a Fully Ghost Danny#I think it fits him
character design is my favorite thing ever. the outfits themselves im not too good at sometimes, but the physical appearances are like. my favorite thing ever. Coming up with Fem Danyal's design was a treat. I put a claw at the end of her braid and turned her hair into a rope dart, it was fantastic.
Danny's ghost being permanently 14 is so tragic to me, but the ide of his ghost form fluctuating between ages only ust hit me as I was writing it and I thought it'd be neat as fuck ldshf. What age he appears at varies by a lot of different things including but not limited to his mood and attention.
#I also love the whole ā€˜making his first death more tragic by making him younger when it happened’ thing#it always makes reveals that much more tragic and I am HERE for it
FAIR. I'll be frank I did it here just so that I could have Danny meet Bruce when he was 14/13 and give them more family bonding time, but I fr wanna make more aus where his first death happens when he's a little younger. I forgot that it was just a thing I could just do if I wanted, and its reminded me my Mockingbird Au from when I was still active in Maribat.
And its so tragic! and uncomfortable for the people around Phantom! I'm just imagining little 11-12yr old phantom in a hazmat suit that's clearly meant for someone bigger than him, some of it slightly shrunk to fit better. Maybe there's some tragic reasoning behind it like the heat of the portal melted the suit a little bit so it fits danny a little better but is still visibly too big.
(Aw maybe when he's really upset his suit start to get all melty? I've thought a lot about the more horrific aspect of being basically cooked alive in between the doorway of two dimensions. I have this image of the arms become charred and skeletal like when he uses too much of his powers. The sleeves of his suit melting off and onto his skin in plastic chunks to reveal black-charred skeletal arms and hands underneath. I'll spare details on what I think his face looks like, except for the idea that he loses an eye and can roll the remaining one between sockets)
And he's got these long, slightly droopy elf ears that look slightly too big for him, highlighting just how young he is. They move too, pricking up when he hears something, pinning back when he feels a certain emotion. And of course the standard cosmetic changes like the glowing catlike green eyes and fluffy white hair that flicker and moves like an aurora borealis at the tips. And of course, the glowing star freckles.
Overall, him just blatantly looking like a child. It's a constant punch in the gut that this honest to god dead kid is the one protecting the city from harm.
#I also love that even though this is a ā€˜bad’ ending it still leaves us with a more bittersweet feeling than a depressing one
its about the clossuuurrreee.
#I wonder how the batfam would react to his age fluctuating tho#and how he was already halfway dead long before he fully died
confusion and heartbreak! someone would ask and danny gets all sheepish. he weighs his pros and cons and then reveals his Tragic Backstoryā„¢ and the Accident that turned him into a halfa. He explains he used to be a hero in his hometown, and that his godfather -- the one that poisoned him -- was his arch-nemesis.
Which, everyone just listens to with intent horror. It's like listening to a tragedy after its already long passed. A child hero -- first killed by his parents' irresponsibility -- murdered by his arch-nemesis, who happened to also be his godfather. He didn't have anyone to keep him safe; he was completely alone.
What's even worse is when Danny tells them that Vlad didn't even intend for Danny to die -- he poisoned him as a control tactic, but didn't think Danny would actually run away.
the guilt is thick in the air.
#I wonder if there would be a way for him to visit them/for them to visit him after the heroes get back to the living realm#like#maybe after the first incident some of the heroes get thrown back into the Infinite Realms#I’m not saying that it would be often#but it would definitely cause some angst and hijinks
i was thinking about this! I think it'd be kinda sweet. Danny doesn't stick around often, but Gotham has a few areas where the veil between the zone and the living world thins out. Once he learns where these shortcuts are, he occasionally pops by to say hi. Usually its only for a few minutes, and only if patrol is slow.
Occasionally he'll start showing up to specific world-ending threats, or if somehow a ghost slips through to the living realm he'll follow right after to curbstomp their ass back to it. Very specific mental image of this teeny 12 year old with stars in his hair cheerfully German Supplexing some Ares-wannabe ghost into the fucking pavement, before turning to the Justice League and saying "Hey guys! Don't worry, I've got this!"
I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt
ā€œWoah. You look like shit."
Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.
The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.
"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."
And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.
The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.
If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.
"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.
"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.
"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.
The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.
He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."
There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.
"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."
Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"
"Daniel? Is that you?"
His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.
#I am just realizing that if I let my imagination run wild I have an inability to leave something sad#<<<thats vaaalid.#danny doesnt show up often because he likes enjoying his afterlife but he does show up. he jokes that he's retired and the JL members see#no reason to argue or recruit him. the dead should rest in peace after all and the kid has done more than enough when he was alive and#holding down the fort while the rest of them were going thru their training arcs.#danny gets rather tactile after you become friends with him so its not too uncommon for him to wrap around your shoulders or hang off them.#he has a habit of resting his cheek on your shoulder and following you around. can and will fall asleep on you. and has done this to batman#specifically multiple times. can AND WILL talk your ears off about space and everything in between.#looking up this boy's trivia is a treat because he wRITES IN CURSIVE?? wanted to find more things for him to be interested in than space#and boom new hc: calligraphy. he's a calligraphy nerd. im deciding that now. im also making him a motorcycle guy too actually.#this boy was gonna have a MOTORCYCLE. i know i've seen it mentioned on tumblr but for some reason it didn't click until now#he was originally gonna be called Jackie after Jackie Chan? apparently?? he's got a junior astronaut certificate too.#my great grandparents loved motorcycles and traveled all around america with them when they were younger. were part of some arizona#motorcycle group too. so danny's getting a fascination with motorcycles. he had little figurines in his room on a shelf alongside his space#stuff. he knows a lot of motorcycle trivia. freaks the fuck out (affectionate) whenever someone shows him their bike. hes so endearing guys#he breaks everyone's heart. he's so earnest and kind and its so painful knowing he died so young and was still a hero. he's such a good kid#was thinking about the heroes or at least the batfam somehow seeing the night danny died the 2nd time but even that's a little too personal
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dc-posting Ā· 1 month ago
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Young Tim who makes kandi/friendship bracelets for Robin and Batman (mostly Robin, he just doesn’t want Batman to feel left out) and leaves them in the Bats’ most common brooding/surveillance spots.
He does this for years, perfecting his craft. He makes bracelets with multiple chains, his beads get higher quality, his finishings improve (he learns that gluing the knot and trimming down the string is better than just tying it off and cutting it down.) and he loves to make bracelets for the two Robins, and for Nightwing, when Robin I eventually becomes his own hero.
When Jason dies, Tim sneaks over to leave kandi at his grave, nothing that would incriminate him as Robin, just things Tim thinks he would like. Kandi strung in his favourite colours, a cuff with a quote from his favourite book, intricate designs woven with pieces of Tim’s heart and his sorrow for his favourite Robin, his hero.
They’re cleared away often, but Tim replaces them with new kandi diligently.
He also turns Robin II’s favourite gargoyle into a mini shrine, bracelets and kandi chains decorating the stone high above Gotham’s streets, dedicated to his hero.
When Jason arrives to the tower, ready to break his replacement’s wings, he instead finds a sixteen year old boy sitting cross legged on the floor, surrounded by boxes of beads. He has a tray in front of him, a design laid out that he is carefully transferring one by one onto the elastic string.
ā€œStupid Bruce clearing the stupid grave.ā€ He mutters angrily, tying off the bracelet. ā€œHave to replace these every other week.ā€ He adds a dollop of glue, ties the string again, adds another bit of glue, and then sets the piece down to dry. Jason watches as he carefully manoeuvres the glued knot to rest in one of the beads, ensuring that’s its secured to itself as well as to the bead.
He would be impressed by the attention to detail if he wasn’t currently processing that Tim fucking Drake is Robin’s stalker.
He thinks back to his room at the manor, at least fifty bracelets for Robin II found on rooftops (and once, on the passenger seat of the Batmobile. God, the look on Bruce’s face.) stored securely in a plastic box at the very back of his closet. His most prized possessions. He knows Dick has one just like it.
Whatever plans for revenge being enacted through the vessel of his replacement are immediately scrapped.
ā€œThose for me?ā€ He asks, leaning against a wall and crossing his arms.
Tim whips around, beads clattering off the bracelet he was carefully stringing together.
ā€œNot unless you’re my neighbour’s dead son.ā€ He shoots back, tone aiming for joking, scrambling for his staff. Play cool, play cool.
Jason barely thinks for a moment before he removes his helmet. He peels off the domino mask, wincing as it pulls slightly.
ā€œUhā€¦ā€ Tim stalls, staff at the ready.
ā€œYou left me bracelets, all around Gotham. For years. For Nightwing too, and the Bat.ā€ Jason tilts his head. ā€œYou said those were for your dead neighbour. You make them for me out of the mask too?ā€ Tim nods wordlessly, stepping aside so that Jason can rifle through the pile of bracelets waiting for their glue to fully dry.
He finally finds his words as Jason starts trying on various pieces.
ā€œI started leaving them after you- after everything. At your… grave. B and A clear them away every few weeks, I don’t know if they keep them, but I replace them.ā€ He sounds unsure, Jason thinks that’s reasonable.
ā€œYou don’t even know me.ā€ He says, he knows why someone would leave gifts for Robin, but Jason Todd? No way.
ā€œYou were my hero. You are my hero.ā€ Tim responds, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
ā€œGuess we gotta break into the manor and see where he’s hiding those bracelets then, eh?ā€ Jason pushes through the warm feeling in his chest. He doesn’t have time to analyse that now.
ā€œOnly if you agree to let me run tests in the cave.ā€ Tim still holds his staff in an iron grip.
Jason would expect nothing less from his Robin.
It’s only a small price to pay for those kandi after all.
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tojbnuy Ā· 8 months ago
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little halloween drabble!! šŸŽƒ ps: toji is definitely the type of dad to cut into every piece of candy megumi got before letting him eat it. (likes reblogs always appreciated <3)
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ā€œright go on buddy go knock.ā€
toji watched as his son waddled towards the door ahead of him. he had to admit megumi looked really fucking cute. he had been going on and on about dressing up as mario for halloween so toji had done what any good dad would do and he bought him the full costume. the kid even had a fake mustache stuck to his upper lip.
ā€œand remember to say please and thank you megs okay?ā€
ā€œyes daddy i know.ā€ megumi replied with a little too much sass in his tone.
his little fist knocked a couple times on the door until it opened and then there was. you. toji was a bit too focused on laughing at his sons costume that he hadn’t realised someone dressed up as bat-woman had opened the door. toji himself was dressed up as batman (if you could call keeping the batman mask atop his head dressing up). you were matching. and you were fucking gorgeous. toji was busy taking in your long bare legs when he heard the sudden screech leave you at the sight of his son.
ā€œoh don’t you look adorable!!ā€
he was definitely gonna buy megumi some pizza on the way back after this.
ā€œuh thank you. trick or treat?ā€
ā€œhold on let me grab my bowl of candy.ā€
toji couldn’t help but stare at the rest of you as you turned your back on them. you returned with a massive pumpkin shaped bowl full to the brim with sweets and wrapped cakes.
ā€œgo on honey take as much as you like.ā€
and megumi did not take that sentence lightly. toji scoffed as his son grabbed as much as his chubby hands could carry and stuffed it into his bucket, all the while you grinned and cooed at the boy infront of you.
ā€œdoes daddy want some?ā€
toji looked at you and the smirk on your face at your little question.
ā€œnah i’m good thank you.ā€
just as megumi was about to turn back to his dad toji reminded him, ā€œsay thank you baby.ā€
ā€œthank you baby.ā€ megumi very confidently turned to you and said and you had all but melted. you were in a fit of giggles now as toji held a palm up to his face. megumi looked up at his dad wondering what the commotion was about.
ā€œsorry about that.ā€
ā€œno you’re good, that’s just made my night.ā€
you were just staring at each other now, neither of you wanting to break away without saying something more.
ā€œhey we’re matching.ā€ and there was something about your smile. he couldn’t get enough.
ā€œyeah i realised.ā€
god what should he say. he didn’t want to just ask for your number he was clearly older than you.
ā€œhaven’t seen you around here before you new?ā€
ā€œyeah i uh moved in last week.ā€
he watched every word come out of your pink painted lips. watched as you tucked a strand of black hair behind your ear.
ā€œdaddy why are you staring?ā€
that got another laugh out of you as you ruffled little megumis hair. there was a small hue of pink now dusting your cheeks however.
ā€œnothing brat. well i’ll see you around then.ā€
ā€œyeah hopefully.ā€ and with one last smile and wave at megumi you closed your front door and toji was left standing there staring at your closed door and wondering if and when would be the next time he saw you.
ā€œdo you love her?ā€
ā€œwhat??ā€
ā€œyou keep staring at her it’s weird.ā€
ā€œi’ll be eating your candy when we get home.ā€
a/n : do we want a part 2 ? 🤨
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