#Source: The Big Bang Theory

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: I’m just going to go and confront Davrin face to face.

Taash: Face to face? What, you going to wait for him to sit down or are you gonna stand on the coffee table?

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: You're an idiot. Steve: I'm your idiot. [points to wedding ring] ForeveRRR!!

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Damian Wayne: I'm just gonna go and confront Grayson face to face.

Stephanie Brown: Face to face? What? Are you going to wait for him to sit down or are you gonna stand on the coffee table?

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Echo: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Crosshair: I'm aware of that.

Echo: But then you and I had some time together.

Crosshair: Uh-huh.

Echo: It did not get better.

[incorrect-sheith-quotes]

Matt: You think you’ll ever get married someday? Shiro: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Keith; he’s still a flight risk.

[literaryavenger]

Steve: Can you at least *try* to be nice to Sharon?

Y/N: To what point?

Steve: She’s my girlfriend! And you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know?

Y/N: You catch even more flies with manure, what’s your point?

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve: I don’t-

Bucky, appearing suddenly in Winter Soldier mode: She’s right.

Sam: *Lets out a high pitched scream*

[raphael-angele]

Solangelo Sleepover (feat Percy cuz it's his turn to babysit)

Nico: Hey, I found something

Percy: What is it?

Nico: Oh, just Will in a campus personality pageant

Percy: WHAT?!

Will: *tries to snatch away the tablet*

Percy: PLAY IT!

Tablet:

7 year old Will wearing a cowboy hat very sparkly gold tuxedo: Hi, I'm William Andrew Solace from Austin, Texas!

Nico, laughing: You look like neon yellow highlighter!!

Baby Will: And you should pick me for Mr Campus because *sings and dance* I am your sunshine. Your only sunshine. I make you happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away! *smiles*

Percy: PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!!!

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Nico, to Will: Why did you never tell us you were in beauty pageants?!

Will: Cuz it's embarrassing

Nico, laughing: It is, it really is

Will: Yeah, well, Percy writes Studio Ghibli fanfiction about himself and Annabeth and posts it on the internet

Nico: (º〇º) ... (⚆⩌⚆)...no..

Percy: WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?!

Will: I'm sorry, I had to get the spotlight off me and tearing down other people was part of my pageant training.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka, about Anakin: What’s wrong with him?

Obi-Wan: Everyone has a different theory.

[ladyinrosso]

HAZBIN HOTEL incorrect quotes: 19/

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Dick is drunk and uncooperative

Dick: I have a secret.

Jason: What secret?

Dick: I wouldn’t tell you the secret! Shhh!

Jason: What secret? Tell me the secret!

Dick: Alfred smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can’t tell Bruce!

Jason: Not that secret, the other secret!

Dick: I’m Batman!

Jason: Oh my god, you aren’t!

Dick: I WAS!!!

[118inthewild]

Buck: Quick poll, PS4 or Xbox 1? Chim?

Chim: Xbox 1

Buck: Eddie?

Eddie: Huh?

Buck, rolling his eyes: Ravi?

Ravi: PS4

Buck: Hen?

Hen: Both great

Buck: Bobby?

Bobby: I like the Wii!

Buck, pausing: Thanks grandpa

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Xenophilius: I've been thinking... The person who invented Time-Turners probably just went back into the past and gave one to themselves, thus eliminating the need to invent it in the first place.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Cupcake, please. You need to sleep.

Caitlyn, going through case files: I don't need sleep, I need answers.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer: That's it? One thing doesn't go your way and your solution is to give up?

Shane: I'm not giving up!

Shane: But, on an unrelated note, i'm never leaving my bed again.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

[thebearincorrectquotes]

Carmy: Hey, Syd and I were thinking of getting a big paintball game together.

Nat: Oh, Bear, why does she want to shoot you?

Carmy: She doesn't want to shoot me.

Marcus: Who doesn't want to shoot you?

Carmy: Syd.

Marcus: No, that doesn't sound right.