#Tim and Steph

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Bats on Christmas (where are they?)

Dick: with the titans, has been pleasantly buzzed since 8 am. Phone has been off since midnight. Ate his weight in Christmas dinner and candy. Will meet each of his siblings one on one every day after (Jason and him get shitfaced on new years) but currently his head is on Donna’s lap and his legs are on Roy’s and he’s in a constant state of almost sleepy bliss (no one is dead shush)

Jason: binging Xmas movies him and mom used to watch at his apartment. Alfred sent him a full spread (listen in my country we do turkey and fix ins for Xmas idk what Americans do on Xmas) and he’s just been enjoying a quiet day in a nice apartment (bc I refuse to acknowledge or accept anyone being ok with Jay not having a nice warm apartment. If Dick Gave him a safe house he bought with mob money or he actually kept his drug lord money idc he has a very pretty apartment idcidc)

Tim: with Steph and Bernard, they’re shit talking him to bond, him and dick will meet and exchange presents the day after Xmas and he’s panicking bc he completely forgot to buy dick a gift so the three of them are at the mall while Tim gets increasingly worried

Damian: mad he’s not with Dick, at the Kent’s instead. Got the most presents bc all his siblings gave him stuff and both Dick and Bruce bought way too much stuff

Bruce: doesn’t do anything for Xmas and hasn’t since Jason died. His mom was Jewish so until the kids it just wasn’t a good time for him (for obvious reasons) and now his kids don’t really come home so he had a very peaceful night in and unlike literally any other time Christmas is surprisingly quiet in Gotham.

Steph: has collected a bunch of embarrassing Tim photos and is showing and telling Bernard info Tim wouldn’t let be known on his death bed while Tim is panicking over dicks gift. She spent Xmas eve with her mom so now she’s just chilling bc she already bought Dick, Cass, Damian and Tim gifts so she’s safe.

Cass: with babs since her dad has to work they’re having a very small and quaint Xmas together but it’s nice and them

Alfred: actually goes to mass

[ravenlilyrose]

Tim and Cass are besties in the “you have done no wrong ever” way

Tim and Steph are besties in the “you know what you did” way

Dick and Tim are besties in the “I really don’t care if/what you’ve done, I’m going to break in and attack you anyway” way

[razzledazzle0]

things that me and my friends have said to each other in a GC but as batfam

Damian: this chat gives me brainrot

Tim: you are brainrot

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Dick: I just had a quesadilla and tacs at a taco place my aunt found and she took use it was really good

Damian: Grayson that last part wasn't gramcially correct. it made my brain hurt, "she took use it was really good"

Damian: what does that mean

Dick: I meant to say 'and' in between it and was, my bad I thought I wrote it

Damian: your hopeless

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Tim: Im going to sleep

Jason: what! don't leave me here

Damian: I'm in your walls

Tim: Dami please 😭

Tim: I'ma crash out

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Bruce: respect your elders

Jason: shut your bitch ass up

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Tim: I'm channeling my inner stalker

no one replied

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Steph: hey me and Babs are at the store yall want anything?

Tim: my will to live?

Babs: sorry they don't have it

Cass; my childhood?

Steph: their out of stock

Cass:awww :(

Bruce:...

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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim: She wants to talk about her feelings... I'm not good at that.

[Flashback]

Stephanie: I'm just... feeling so hurt and shocked and I don't know how to react and... Are you climbing out the window?

Tim: [climbing out the window] No.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

The Drakes Spoiled Brat (im sorry dad) has updated!!

Name: As above Rating: General Audiences Chapter: 3/?? Word count: 10,329 Relationships: Just batfam and a few outside dc connections, not ship focused Summary: Tim as Red Robin post time stream and Batfamily breakdown dies on a solo mission, only to wake up in his time 13 years in the past. Only a month after the Graysons death. Tim develops Cardinal, a new underground Vigilante even the bats see as a mere shadow of the night. and "Timothy Drake" aka an asshole version of "Brucie Wayne" to prevent people from looking below the surface. But theres only so long he can keep up the ruse before people get suspicous and begin to draw their own conclusions. So Tim now must overcome life alone, with his now ex family just next door. (Will have shenanigans and eventual Happy ending dont worry)

[junkdrawerfan]

Did Kon go on one date with Cass and both decided it wouldn’t work out and decide to be friends? Yes.

But isn’t it funnier if they went out for three months just to figure out they’re into other people, have an amicable break up, start dating Tim/Steph respectively, and procedure to have the most fun on the world’s most awkward double dates.

[hellrobin]

platonic timsteph is so... they are besties they are exes they understand each other fundamentally they are a package deal. fandom sleeps on their relationship

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[pneumaticshift]

Robins with robins with robins or something like that

[ashoss]

batman…..

[razzledazzle0]

hes with child!

ok so like theres this scene in Ricky,Nicky,dick & dawn and like I thought it was so funny so here!

The bat kids at the doctor, Tim who is sleep deprived and read a phalpment: I'm pregnant!

Steph: what? no your not pregnant

Dick: wait, who's pregnant?

Tim: me!

Dick: congratulations!

Steph: he's not pregnant dick!, he just read a phalpment!

Steph: give me that snatches pamphlet

Tim: easy Steph I'm with child!

Steph: your not with child!

Jason: I'm gonna be a uncle?!

Steph: no! oh hi jason-

Dick: so I'm gonna be a uncle?!

Steph: none of you are gonna be uncles!

Dick: then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?

Steph about to lose her shit, where is Bruce and Barbra when you need them?

Steph: ok dick, you need to go over there. pushed dick into a open doctors room

Steph: you come with me. grabs Tim pulling him into a room

Steph: Tim. your not pregnant

Tim: then why am I so moody and nausea!, I think its the morning sickness!

Steph: Tim! your a boy

Tim: oh wait I am a boy,! its significantly impossible!

Tim: ow!

Steph: what?

Tim: it just kicked!

Steph: your not fucking pregnant!

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim, reading a recipe : Beat three eggs ?

Stephanie : It mean like in hand-to-hand combat.

Tim : ohhhh !

Alfred : Both of you get out of this kitchen.

[matimatti]

The vigilante dating world is, perhaps, a bit too small

[plagueislost]

there is a voice inside my head that whispers “wing au” every time i join a new fandom. it is currently winning.

EDIT: made an update to bruce’s design!

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

[disastertwins9000]

bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??