#detective!tim

[dark-nymphs-fanfiction]

A wedding to fall in love - Fic snippet

Did I start to write a wedding planner and detective AU beacause a AU generator told me so? - Perhaps ...

Is this fic a Jaytim Story with Detecitve!Tim and Wedding Planner!Dick? - Yes, of course. Detective Tim for ever!

How many words have I written so far? - 715

If you’re interested, here is a little scene:

Jason *knocking on the door*: Hey, Dickhead! Open the door! We have to ta-

Tim: *opens the door*

Jason *confused*: Um..

Tim *unimpressed*: You want to talk to Dick.

Jason: ... Yes. Isn’t he here?

Tim: No, but he normaly prefers to talk to partners in their home and not in our office. I believe I’m the reason why.

Jason: And yet he hasn't fired you yet?

Tim *still, not impressed*: I don’t work for him.

Jason: I didn't know Dick had a business partner.

Tim: He don’t. We just share the office.

Jason: *stares*

Tim: I am a private detective.

Jason: *thinking about Dick with his romantic clients and Tim with his clients who want to have theire spouse tailed*

Jason: *laughs his head of*

Tim: *totally not impressed*

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin

Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin

[oifaaa]

This is a wee bit of a sequel to this Tim said you know what fuck the time line its probably gonna get rebooted anyway

Bonus:

[missingnightwingsmullet]

batfamily, assemble!

[rollerskate2theface]

Wally: He’s stalking you!!

Dick: Please Slade isn’t even my most dedicated stalker… he is

7 year old Tim Drake: Haha Uh …hi

[anti-the-glitch-bitch]

To be or not to be (a blackmailer)

Danny fit right in with his boyfriend's family. So, well in fact that they've started to fight over who gets to spend time with him. Poor Tim had to fight his family just to spend any time with Danny that wasn't interrupted.

Danny, on the other hand, thought the whole thing was hilarious.

Neither side knew of the other's extracurricular activities, so it made things very interesting, and sometimes things would get.... weird.

Like the time, Tim had brought over a fabulous homemade dinner made exclusively by Alfred for their monthly date night. Danny had actually cleaned up the disaster he called an apartment and put away all the random bits and pieces of scrap he used for his inventions. He'd even gotten the motivation to dust, which would have made Jazz very suspicious, considering he never dusted.

Date night was going very well until Damian showed up to challenge Danny to a duel for Tim's honor. Danny didn't blink an eye when the Demon brat crawled through his 3rd story window with a rapier demanding that Danny fight him then and there to show his dedication to Tim. Danny, having been trained by Lady Pandora herself on many a weapon, and having not had a good spar in some time, eagerly ran to get the rapier he had under his bed. Dani had laughed at him when she saw it, making fun of him for bringing it along when there was no way he would need it. Well, look who's laughing now, Dani!

After only breaking a few things and thoroughly destroying one of his couch cushions, Danny managed to get the upper hand and parry a particularly clever attack from Damian and immediately ripped the rapier out of the teen's hand. Damian then conceded that Danny was a competent opponent, and he had the boy's blessing to date his older yet completely incompetent brother. He also invited a bemused Danny over to the manor to see the litter of kittens he managed to talk his father into letting him foster.

After Danny told Damian he would let him know when he was free, the boy left the way he came, quickly disappearing even though Danny had been watching. Tim was not amused by the whole thing and was very much embarrassed and apologized even though Danny, who had a younger sibling of his own, thought the entire encounter was hilarious.

[batcavescolony]

A new reason for why Young Justice is all 17 and not aging. They started a Dionysus-style cult centered around Cassie to see if they could make her into a Goddess, and it worked. In return, she made them all her immortal companions'.

[arianna-creates]

@aliteralchicken 's old textpost made me go feral a few months back and after seeing it again I decided to finish this sketch, color it, and post bc Tim's fit made me think of the barbie movie

[cup1d54rr0w]

normal things

[elirium]

i was reading comics and i came along this panel

if you look at his legs and his shadow bruce should be like this:

(its his helicopter parent mode)

[dick-the3rd]

Thinking about the time the entire batfamily accidentally came across the same body

Just them sharing one brain cell <3

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[oifaaa]

Did you know they used to get jesters to give bad news to kings maybe idk they said it in horrible histories and I thought it'd be fun to draw Tim in a jester outfit

[missingnightwingsmullet]

Good.

[scarareg]

There is something so sweet,tender and meaningful about Tim being first and foremost a Dick Grayson fan. Not a Robin fan. Not a Nightwing fan. Just Dick, and after all they went through that never changed