Considering Hunter probably took a pretty long while before he ever carved Waffles, there stands reason to believe that he and Luz just like. Shared custody of Stringbean. Realistically he probably shared palismen with all of his friends but Luz has little sister rights and therefore they can and would battle over her like an xbox. Every single time Hunter has flyer derby going on he snatches up Stringbean because Camila said it was his turn. This is a near-daily struggle.
Occasionally Stringbean will actively choose who she gets to hang out with that day. Neither Hunter nor Luz argue when she does this because Word Of Stringbean™ is law above all else and the winner is very smug about it.
1K notes
·
View notes
Morton The Salt Lamp is unconcerned with your conventional methods of decoration.
Yes, the googly eyes are necessary for healing and growth
😁😁
152 notes
·
View notes
when you say you should write for yourself and that other people’s opinions don’t matter:
when a fic you worked really hard on for a long time flops:
The way I feel the need to edit this post to make sure y’all know it’s a joke about the writing process cuz now I think people are moving it in a different direction 💀 im just trying to meme in peace bro
82 notes
·
View notes
Izzy propaganda.
Come over! we have.
smol bean.
Tits.
The drag performance of a lifetime
A puppy dog
*Onion headline* Man seems very unhinged, but is also very attractive, so who knows
Post-sex inspection services
Depression
Blink motherfucker.
Pining for boyfriend's new boyfriend
Water fountain
We truly have it all!!
110 notes
·
View notes
Me in therapy telling all my business: ☺️🥳🎉
Me to myself after therapy ends: why the fuck did you say that shit out loud God damn now we gotta go and change it God fuck I swear to God
45 notes
·
View notes
you think you're over it and then out of the blue you're curled up on your bathroom floor listing five things you can see four things you can touch three things you can hear.
124 notes
·
View notes
in my healing era (listens to music more than half the day)
1K notes
·
View notes
03/17/2023
Are you allowed to bicker on the Sabbath?
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
Jesus cures a blind man on the Sabbath. Doing certain work on the Sabbath is forbidden by Jewish law, and so the Pharisees discuss this "Jesus" fellow. In the Bible, the Pharisees are split on whether Jesus is a sinner (because He did work on the Sabbath) or a true holy man (because a sinner couldn't work such signs). In this cartoon, they're instead split on whether Jews are allowed to take baths on the Sabbath, because it'd be ironic if they weren't allowed to take a bath on a day that has the word "bath" in part of its name ("sabBATH").
257 notes
·
View notes
ngl a lot of my posts are probably cringe but eh i don’t wanna fight that battle rn
in this house we don’t get hung up on past actions
25 notes
·
View notes