#incorrect Christmas quotes

[mimisempai]

You better watch out!

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

[adorebuckley]

Buck: I hope I get run over.

Chimney: Aww, come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Buck, sighs: Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.

[captainwaffles]

Alison: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice

Diego: he’s gonna find out who’s on thin freaking ice

Klaus: Santa Claus is calling you out

[godeateralex]

The girls making a Christmas checklist

Serena: Christmas lights?

May: Check.

Serena: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Dawn: Check.

Serena: Santa suits?

Marnie: Check.

Serena: Shovel?

Gloria: Check.

Shauna: Alibi and bail money?

Serena: Check- wait, WHAT?!

[theaceofarrows]

Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]

Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls

Batman: Hood-

Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack

Batman: Nightwing-

Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]

Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol

Red Hood: You did

Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it

Batman: Which was?

Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"

Nightwing: So obviously, we had too

Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!

Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha, stuck in a cell with Yelena and Peter: Listen, I'm not claustrophobic, but you're going to have to move.

Yelena: What does claustrophobic mean?

Peter: That she's scared of Santa Claus.

Natasha: No it–

Yelena: Ho, ho, ho!

Peter, panicking: Stop it Yelena, you're scaring her!

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

i can’t stop. more hatchetfield incorrect quotes.

bonus TCB ones;

[starch1ldz]

Hotch: i think you have PTSD

Y/n: yeah i have PTSD

Y/n: Proficient Talent for Sucking Di-

Hotch: we ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

[cod-dump]

*on a mission after Christmas*

Alex: Hey, Price. Do you have any normal peppermint candy canes instead of these fruity ones?

Price: Nope, can’t risk it. Ghost likes to sharpen them into shivs and stab people who need to “Cheer the fuck up”. I’ve learned he won’t do that with these because he doesn’t like the taste

Alex:

Alex: Seriously?

Price: Let me tell you, Keller. With enough force, they do break skin. It fucking hurts

Alex: Oh my god… and I have to share a room with him

[sxphr]

Yoko walks into her room to find Wednesday sitting on her bed.

Yoko: I- What the fuck. How did you get in here?

Wednesday: You should really find a better lock.

Yoko: What the fuck are you doing in here?

Wednesday: Getting ready to go to sleep.

Yoko: Right, and why can't you sleep in your own dorm.

Wednesday: It's November 1st.

Yoko: What does that- oh shit.

Wednesday: She's gone crazy, Christmas tree up and decorations everywhere with Christmas music blasting on her speakers.

Yoko: Yeah, it's probably for the best if you stay here.

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Have a holly jolly Christmas.

Stephanie: It's the best time of the year.

Stephanie: I don't know if there'll be snow.

Stephanie: Because the weather patterns in this region are highly unpredictable.

[drieddpetals]

jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*

jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*

wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"

jesper: "how romantic"

[hisbucky]

Hen: Why are you doing this? Eddie, in the middle of hanging the 27th mistletoe in his house with dazed eyes: Obviously so I can finally kiss Buck's stupidly pretty face. Didn't I tell you this over the phone when I asked you to help me with decorating? Hen: You did, and I still think you're better off just asking him out. Like a normal person. Eddie: Feelings are complicated, mistletoe is not.

[captainwaffles]

Luz: I regret getting you a blender for Christmas

Gus drinking a waffle: why?

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2479

(Nadolig llawen, ghoul boy. 🐴💀🎄)

[radical-ghostface]

Sebastian: "Hey MC, marry me"

Sebastian: "I mean Merry Christmas haha stupid autocorrect"

MC: "This is a verbal conversation."