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[sitting-on-me-bum]

Sleepy Raccoon

Raccoon curled up in a ball on a tree stump, resting.

Photographer: Kate Kelley

[incorrectbatfam]

What does Tim say when people ask about his spleen?

Damian: I am updating my blackmail records. Tell me what happened to your spleen in its full hilarity.

Tim: I donated it to a sickly orphan.

Damian: You win this round.

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Tim: I have to be careful, I lost my spleen.

Carrie: How?

Tim: Aliens.

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Tim: I'm zero percent spleen and fifty-nine percent pizza sauce.

Helena: Zero percent spleen?

Tim: Yep. On the bright side, they named a disease after me.

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Luke: I've designed nanotech vitals trackers to be implanted on our spleens.

Tim: Oh, no thanks. I don't have one.

Luke: You don't have a spleen?

Tim: It wasn't paying rent so I evicted it. Lazy freeloader.

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Barbara: Why does your chart say you're missing a spleen?

Tim: I made a deal with the devil but I had a discount code so instead of my soul I just needed to sell a non-essential organ.

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Steph: What happened to your spleen? Are you okay?

Tim: I'm fine. It's taking an extended gap year.

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Harper: So... can I ask about your spleen?

Tim: Yeah, don't worry. I was part of a failed science experiment.

Cullen: What'd they do?

Tim: They injected me with a serum that was supposed to make me indestructible. But instead all I got were a spleen removal and chronic insomnia. And a free T-shirt.

Cullen:

Harper:

Cullen: Was it a nice shirt?

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Dick: What do you mean you don't have a spleen?!?

Tim: It was confiscated by airport security.

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Tim: Happy Pride! My spleen finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.

Kate: Diversity win.

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Tim and Jason: *arguing*

Jason: At least I still have my spleen!

Tim: It's genetic!

Jason: Sucks to be you.

Tim: We have the same dad. It could happen to you too.

Jason, scoffing: Whatever.

Jason, internally: Oh shit, he's right. I need to see Leslie.

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Tim and Bette: *sparring*

Bette: *hits Tim*

Tim: Ow. Time out. That was my spleenhole.

Bette: ...How?

Tim: It took a trip to the Titanic in a soup can with a Playstation controller.

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Duke: Since when did you have that scar?

Tim: Since losing my spleen last year.

Duke: How do you lose a spleen?

Tim: You forget to cherish it.

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Cass: ?

Tim: I digested it.

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Selina: You know I have to tell Bruce about this.

Tim: Okay, fine.

Tim: I had to get it removed as a kid after falling into a well of bats.

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Bruce: Tell me what happened to your spleen so Alfred and Leslie can give you the proper treatment.

Tim: What do you mean?

Bruce: Everyone's been telling me you don't have it.

Tim: Well, I do, so...

Bruce: Alright, I'll have a talk with them about bad taste pranks.

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Alfred: You can't keep the truth from me, Master Tim.

Tim: Assassins stole it.

Alfred: I wasn't born yesterday. Now what really happened?

Tim: ...

[quotidian-oblivion]

Batman: I deserve to be alone 😔

Comic writers: Of course, honey, uh- I need someone to babysit this kid for a while until he gets his own run so here's a child :D

*pushes Dick Grayson towards him*

Batman:

Comic writers: On that note, here are 17 more!

*pushes the rest of the kids towards him*

Batman:

Comic writers: 'Kay, ciao! Brb after they've been properly traumatized and heated up!

Batman:

Batman: Do you like apple juice?

[binglepringle]

Creatures, all of ‘em

More bad doodles and more character squares bc I love them <333

[teenwolfiedit]

TEEN WOLF (2014) 117 - 4x2 dir. Christian Taylor.

[batboopp]

transphobic parents will be like “this is our beautiful daughter Brittany💕” and Brittany looks like this

[ao3statistics]

This is self-made. Date of creation: 19.03.2024

The results are based on the character tags on Ao3.

The numbers for the Robins and Bagirls might be slightly incorrect though due to some people only tagging "Robin" or "Batgirl" on Ao3 without specifying which character they're actually talking about. Since there have been several Robins and Batgirls these aliases are not merged with specific character tags but instead are their own character tag. Therefore the character tags "Batgirl" and "Robin" were excluded in the results. Tags like "Batman" and "Bruce Wayne" or "Nightwing" and "Dick Grayson" are already merged on Ao3, meaning the problem doesn't arise with those.

I assume no guarantee or liability for the completeness, correctness and accuracy of this chart despite my best efforts.

Includes fanfictions in all languages available, NOT English only.

More charts will follow. :)

Want to have a chart for different pairings, headcanons etc. in your favourite fandom? Send me an ask!

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

somebody, anybody and EVERYBODY come talk to me about Batman okay i'm dying here

my friends have borne the brunt of my latest hyperfixation and as much as i wanna keep yammering on about the Batfam and SuperBat and yadda yadda i DO actually care about their mental well-being, which means there's an upper limit to how many times i can talk about it in a day

tumblr folks, y'all my only hope

tell me your favorite things about the Bats! who's your favorite of the Batfam? who's the most stylish? who has the best jokes? who's the most likely to become a supervillain, if pressed? what Batman video games do y'all like? which comic runs are your favorites? movies??

any good fanfics you'd recommend? it's likely i've already read it at this point but i have yet to run out of shit to read now that i've started looking at other people's bookmarks on ao3 lol

or, what would YOU do if you were adopted into the family??? (first thing i'd do is ask Dick to hug me, then hugs from the other kids while i work up to getting a hug from Bruce. i'd be a shit vigilante but i'm at least a hoot to be around, so i'd hang out in the cave and be a general nuisance. i'd also pressure Bruce into setting up a fucking garden terrarium to counter the

literally anything, any headcanons or opinions or fucking whatever, just talk to me (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[owl-it-here]

Missed opportunities: DC #1 [Fandom Edition]

I've noticed lately that a lot of people have a problem with how the Batfam members are color coded. Especially in the context that both Jason and Tim are red. I propose a solution like in kpop fandoms, which came to the conclusion a few years ago that there are too few colors and too many groups, so they double-match them (and also experiment with shades, but this is sometimes more difficult to distinguish). Thus my proposition (which brings together single as well as combined colors on the Batfam palette):

As for the guys: Alfred is black-white Bruce is just black Dick is blue-black/red (red as part of that other costume) Jason is red-gray (his armor is usually dark gray, if not I was thinking of green/brown as eyes/jacket, but somehow they don't match) Tim is red-black (yellow/green may be an earlier alternative) Duke is yellow-white (as he has a white bat on his outfit) Damian is green-yellow/red (mask and most prominent color, later added a lot of gray so maybe gray-green/yellow) <- somehow the most difficult

As for the girls: Kate is red, Talia is green, Selina is purple (like her old costume) Barbara is purple-yellow Steph is purple-black Cass is yellow-black Helena is purple-white Bette is red-yellow Harper is blue-purple/black (because of hair, but if we give Dick a blue-red then she is blue-black)

I also wanted to add Carrie, but as she doesn't have a costume except for Robin, her colors are very much dependent on Damian's… -> but based on the color scheme of her female predecessors, she could be red-purple Others I didn't add above because I don't feel the colors matched: Harley as pink-blue Luke as blue-white (from the bat on the costume, which is supposedly blue, but glows whitish) and Cullen who could be pink-white if Harper was blue-black as "the opposite"

There is probably more that could be done, but this is just a basic idea. I was bothered that I hadn't seen the dual color method before, just shades proposal. Maybe someone has already done it and I haven't seen it? It is still worth extending, especially since the color code can be used on both sides of their lives.

[the-badass-penguin]

the next time i see a post tagged "Batfam" but it's just the Batboys, I'm. gonna. lose. it.

[sitting-on-me-bum]

VT Doe

Doe standing on the edge of a cornfield.

Photographer: Kate Kelley

[incorrectbatfam]

The batfam as people I've encountered at concerts

Dick: the guy who brought a bunch of dollar store beach balls to toss into the crowd

Jason: the dude who shoved his way to the front of the pit just to flip off the security guards

Tim: the guy who "accidentally" spilled his drink on someone wearing a Republican shirt at a Green Day show

Damian: the little kid who really shouldn't have been there

Duke: the substitute guitarist who was just some mildly talented dude they picked from the audience

Cullen: Billie Joe Armstrong's Gen Z doppleganger

Stephanie: the girl that crowdsurfed five times in a row

Cassandra: the lady who bit someone in the armpit

Barbara: the woman whose friend bailed so she brought her Uber driver

Harper: whoever gave me a black eye while moshing

Carrie: the girl who brought a K-pop light stick to My Chemical Romance

Kate: the two 50-year-old roadies who have been to every Killers concert

Helena: the woman who dressed like the dancer in the music video for Helena by My Chemical Romance

Luke: the guy who somehow caught 3 drumsticks (??)

Bette: the two girls who drove 4 hours to see Fall Out Boy's opening act and left before Fall Out Boy came on

Alfred: New Found Glory. I met the band. It was dope

Selina: the lady who got in with a fake ticket

Bruce: the opening act's dad

[ultrameganicolaokay]

Outsiders #4 by Jackson Lanzing, Collin Kelly and Robert Carey. Cover by Roger Cruz. Variant covers by (2) Otto Schmidt, (3) Nikolas Draper-Ivey and (4) Kelley Jones. Out in February 2024.

"'[TITLE REDACTED]' Luke Fox assembled the Outsiders to brave the unknown. To discover the forgotten, to bring the hidden to light, and to use the truth underneath them all to find a better way forward. Little does he know the Drummer has a plan of her own — and she’s one step closer to bringing it to fruition! Something happened at the turn of the millennium that shook the universe, and in this pivotal chapter, the Outsiders head into the strange shadows of London’s underground to discover just what — or who — is at the center of this new crisis!"

[binglepringle]

Batfamily as Wings of Fire dragons :) 🐉 🔥

(Note that some of them I haven’t thought a lot about, some I can’t really decide, and some I’ve thought way too much about)

Bruce: Icewing

Dick: Skywing

Jason: Sandwing

Tim: Icewing

Cass: Nightwing

Damian: Leafwing/Icewing hybrid

Steph: Rainwing? Silkwing? Sandwing perhaps?

Duke: Silkwing (Flamesilk)

Babs: Seawing

Kate: Mudwing or Skywing

Selina: Nightwing?

Talia: Leafwing

Harper: Silkwing

Carrie: not sure, tell me your ideas!

I’ve been obsessing about WoF and the Batfamily for the past few months now, so here are some dragon headcanon things <3 if you wanna tell me your ideas or add someone, drop a comment or add some tags, I’d love to hear it !!

[teenwolfiedit]

TEEN WOLF (2014) Orphaned - 4.06 dir. Russell Mulcahy.