#modern family funny

[tinukis]

day 5 - little brother

so incredibly self indulgent but yeah anyway... little brother w his three older brothers

(please more asl + uta/asul bros please)

[shyjusticewarrior]

Damian: Mother, do I have a fever?

Talia: Let me check. *presses lips to his forehead*

Bruce: Ya know, we have a thermometer.

Talia: Do you have to be so white all the time?

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

[toastbutteregg]

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

more modern au doodling of random stuff, gonna actually try developing a full plot with it like what the Lamb+Goat are doing etc

For now, Narinder having to move back to the family home because things just get worse for him™️

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[zootopiathingz]

Lucifer: it’s bad enough that I have to see his stupid face here at the hotel everyday, now you want to bring him on our trip?!

Charlie: just because he bugs you, doesn’t mean this will ruin your vacation!

Lucifer: he’s a huge reason why I even need a vacation!

Alastor, sitting right next to them eating cereal: I can see both sides.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Jesper: I always knew this was how I was going to go out

Wylan, very stressed: IN A WINE FIRE SURROUNDED BY RACOOONS!???

[oflights]

every time i'm reminded of that bit about gale's mom regularly having lunch with tara and withers i cannot stop thinking about gale one day accidentally walking into one, then taking his mother aside and quietly asking if they're courting. like, he legit has to ask if withers is going to be his new dad. and also has morena considered that the dekarios family has not had very good luck with dating immortal deities and perhaps she should reconsider???

meanwhile withers is like "dost thou have a problem" while tara spits pigeon feathers out at the table

[bnnywngs]

modern mdzs au where lan xichen and lan wangji treat their father as if he's dead because they haven't seen him since they were kids and have no idea where he is, and lan qiren does nothing and says nothing so people believe qingheng-jun is dead.

then suddenly, he reappears looking all sad and remorseful asking for forgiveness and that he wants to get closer to his kids. everyone else is just so shocked to see him alive, while lan xichen looks and feels troubled (he doesn't want to, but filial piety... but he don't want to even look at this man, but filial piety.... but this man is but a stranger to him, not a father at all, but filial piety...) and lan wangji gives him a dirty look, a firm no and walks away (like the petty bitch he is).

lan wangji somehow convinces his brother to make the man go away and to not forgive him, because he does not deserve it.

"abandon him as he abandoned us." he says.

"no pretty words and ugly faces can erase those years, xichen, he's never been a father to you." nie mingjue says.

"i know it's hard, but you should face your own heart, xichen-ge. if you wanted to forgive him, you would've done it already. he's a stranger, as you say, and you don't owe him anything." wei wuxian said.

in the end, lan xichen asks his uncle (who he always secretly thought as his father) to send his progenitor away.

"what do you feel?" lan wangji asked.

"relieved." lan xichen smiled "sad, but still... i'm glad i don't have to deal with that again."

[finstanner]

The Acolyte Incorrect Quotes

Bonus: Annoyed Mae

[destinywillowleaf]

one of a kind living in a world gone plastic

baby you're so classic

@most-tragic-character-tournament

(all my thoughts in the tags)

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 129

Tim, reading a book: No way! *gasp* Oh my god!

Jason, reading the same book: Knock it off!

Tim: Mind your own business.

Jason: I would love too, but now I'm wondering if all that gasping is about something I already read or something coming up.

Tim: I'm on page three hundred and twelve.

Jason: Don't tell me that! Now I know there's a gasp coming in twenty pages.

[ash-and-starlight]

Would you have any thoughts about the Gaang in a modern au (either with or without bending), especially jobs? I legit love how there’s never been a consensus of how they’d live, especially job wise, in the fandom — except for Katara, she is absolutely a doctor, surgeon, ER badass. Personally, I love the thought of Zuko as a child protective agent, and Sokka as a high school teacher, not just for the dramatic Zukka potential lol haha either way, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

aaa ok i love and adore to see how their roles get translated in modern au’s in such clever ways, i loveee your ideas for zukka workplace drama that’s so 🥺 ok i’ll list some of my faves but feel free to add

-doctor katara SO TRUE and activist katara also so true either way she’s helping people and giving all she’s got

-aang also activist monk-turned *insert job that has to do with flying?? or meteorology??* AND i love the silly little headcanon he and zuko are lion dance partners dkfjdj

-toph wwe champion. without question

- jet could also work with kids tbh as either a child protective agent too or teaching martial arts classes for kids as some sort of social program he zuko and toph have an underground fight club every tuesday he and iroh have a wholesome breaking bad situationship going on with banger edibles

- zuko the guy with 294737 job options tbh either as jasmine dragon clerk, firefighter, historian / khon expert and standing authority on the ramakien, parkour guy, sword guy, guy who goes to business school just to learn how to efficiently dismantle dad’s financial empire, and i am extremely partial on muai thay champion-instructor zuko who has like a post-injury gym program just for the zukka of it all of him helping sokka with his leg during rehab 😌

- sokka also guy that can do anything tbh wether working as inventor or in tech/mechanic fixing things, working at a science museum (hi robin), marine biologist (hi kath) working as an astronomer or at the planetarium bc he’s always been fascinated by the night sky and the moon, artist, poet, mythbuster, sword guy as well, all of these at once. most importantly he has an insanely popular food blog on the side

- suki kendo captain of an all-girl club

- florist mai. (specifically ikebana artist) which is comic canon and in context made little sense but i love it it’s beautiful bc it brings me to

- tattoo artist ty-lee 💕

- and azula uhhh nepobaby electrician

[guess-i-do-art]

It’s fun being in a fandom that literally doesn’t exist

If there is anybody out there that enjoys the book series Upside Down Magic by Sarah Mlynowski, Lauren Myracle, and Emily Jenkins, please please make yourself known because I have been alone for too long

Dritten! 💜

[stardust948]

ATLA Modern AU where Lu Ten drops out of military school to take care of his little cousins after Ozai is imprisoned. Iroh is deployed, Ursa disappeared years ago, and Azulon is dead so Lu Ten is the only available guardian.