#source: submission!!

[percabethconvos]

During the dance on Olympus in TTC

Percy internally: To me the music sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful too.

Annabeth internally: Why are we slow dancing to rock?

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim, as his brothers are about to watch Die Hard: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Duke: Well, John McClane had plans!

Tim: No, see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Jason gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

Jason: What are you talking about?

Jason: Bitch.

[which-item-poll]

[lifestealchatters]

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Beef: Gotta hit 'em with erotic moves.

Several others: OOOOOOOH

Beef: I MEAN ERRATIC!

[cod-dump]

Ghost, eating dinner: Yeah, can you believe it? Soap fuckin saved me a seat.

Gaz: Uh... yeah?

Ghost: I told him no, obviously. Can't think about that kinda stuff right before an op.

Gaz: Uh huh...

Ghost: Me n my subordinate? In carnal embrace? Nah, not fuckin happening.

Gaz:

Ghost: Pass the butt stuff.

Gaz: O_O

Ghost: THE BUTTER. THE BUTTER. I just want some head and butter--BREAD. BREAD AND BUTTER.

Gaz:

Ghost: BREAD AND BUTT SEX FOR THIS BIG PIECE OF MEAT I'M EATING--FUCK DAMMIT--!

Gaz: You feelin okay, mate?

[cyber-streak-2]

Knockout: *yawns*

Breakdown: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Knockout: Then you must be exhuasted.

Starscream: Will you two shut up?! Some of us are lonely.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: I said don’t be seen! Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: [clicks pen]

Cressida: [clicks pen in response]

Penelope: Stop that.

Eloise: Stop what?

Penelope: You're talking about me in morse code.

Cressida: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Eloise: That's exactly what we did.

Submitted by @benedictsvestcollection

[dear-ao3]

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Candace: Phineas is in the other room explaining to Perry that even though we are going to bed early, he, the platypus, is welcome to stay up.

[critter-creature-or-beast]

Submitted for classification by @mc-cookies

"have you done a poll for anomalocaris canadensis? this weird prehistoric lad from the cambrian explosion, who was one of the first apex predators to subsist primarily on other animals, and all around a silly fellow"

Image 1 - By Junnn11 - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: There is no way I’m letting you do this stupid thing.

The batfam: :(

Duke: Without me!

The batfam: :D

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your gang! (source)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EQUIUS: D-> No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and e%tended so I do not bite them.

[writerswho]

Enid: Is it called 'sand' because it's in between the sea and the land?

Wednesday: …

Enid: I'm serious-

Wednesday: I know you're serious.