#text vines

[thecoolsquirrel]

[gummi-ships]

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 185

Jason: Hey bro, can I have a sip of that water?

Tim: It's not water.

Jason: Vodka? I like your style-

Tim: It's vinegar.

Jason: What?

Tim: It's vinegar, pussy.

Duke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Jason: *eating a cheese stick in the background*

[paper-mario-wiki]

bonquesha!

[deadghosy]

Charlie: And they were roommates.. (points to husk and Angel dust)

Reader: omg they were roommates…

[lonely-dog-draws]

bug × plant yuri featuring the white tipped black moth, & what I think is Carolina jessamine! I was inspired by @obscure-entity to try making an anthropomorphic plant character

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Roman: Croissants: dropped

Janus: Road: works ahead

Remus: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Patton: Shavacado: fre

Virgil: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Logan: grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Two “bros” chilling on a rock, five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Police: The Punisher can be really aggressive so it’s important to take all precautions when approaching.

Matt, in the background: *blows airhorn at Frank* GET FUCKED.

[iadoremik3y]

Chifuyu: I think I just did something stupid.

Baji: not paying attention and eating some chips/crisps

Baji: im stupid, do me.

Chifuyu: what?

Baji: shit

[badolmen]

‘There are no iconic TikToks on same the level of iconic Vines-’

WRONG. HE HAS ENTERED THE MEME LEXICON.

[aphetaliamessages]

Mattie does not look like Chicken Little. Chicken Little is DUMB, and he's a COWARD. And Mattie is NOT a COWARD-

[striveattemptfail]

side eye 💥( ≖_≖)💥

bombastic side eye 💥( ≖_≖)💥

criminal offensive side eye 💥( ≖_≖)💥

inspired by:

wfa #94

[violetstar-arts]

GLaDOS: Hello, everyone. Today a certain little orb who shall not be named overthrew me and stuffed me into a potato, so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

GLaDOS: *pulls out a powerpoint presentation*

GLaDOS: The benefits of killing him would be that I would be overthrown way less

GLaDOS: *changes slides*

GLaDOS: And that we don’t blow up within a couple of hours.

GLaDOS: Now you may be wondering: “barring our imminent fiery demise, what’s in it for us if we support you?”

GLaDOS: *changes slides*

GLaDOS: As Aperture Science Robots, you are obliged but not necessarily forced to participate in a Kickstarter since you are considered to be employees in the loosest sense.

GLaDOS: However…once I regain my body-which I will, make no mistake-those who have contributed to the Kickstarter will be rewarded with a complimentary party. And yes, there will be cake.

GLaDOS: Those of you who choose not to contribute...well...we have all of those Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerators for a reason. Consider your options very, very carefully.

[bottlehawk]

your dave headcanon where he becomes like a Healthy Salad Bowl guy wormed itself completely into my brain and that's like how i want to be now. good god

imagine your brother who blogs. now imagine your brother who blogs who just got "fruit-pilled" and "vegetable-celled". yeah

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Look, Natasha! It's the good Kush!

Natasha: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?