#tw: mention of assassination

[destielmemenews]

"A Secret Service agent spotted a rifle barrel sticking out of fence and “engaged” with the suspect, Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said at a news conference late Sunday afternoon. The gunman was 300 to 500 yards away from Trump, a Secret Service official said. Law enforcement found an AK-47 style rifle, GoPro and backpacks where the suspect was positioned, Bradshaw said."

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[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: How's it going?

Tim: New spleen, same assassins.

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability

It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this.

In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.

Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.

It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.

Explanation of Grading system:

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.

Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

Dragonkin Soldier:

Mindless beast

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Fia's Champions:

Ghosts, simps.

Regal Ancestor Spirit

Animal

Erdtree Avatar

A plant

Great Wyrm Theodorix

Mindless beast.

Ulcerated Tree Spirit

A plant, no junk

Tibia Mariner:

Skeleton

Red Wolf of the Champion:

Animal.

Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Abductor Virgin

First off, just some snakes in a robot. Second, virgin.

Erdtree Burial Watchdog

Stone gargoyle

Crystalians

Non-organic

Mad Pumpkin Heads

Unable to consent due to madness.

Cemetery Shade

Unable to consent due to mind controlling parasite.

Spirit-Caller Snail

Animal

Runebear

Animal

Miranda the Blighted Bloom

A plant

Guardian Golem

Stone gargoyle

Starscourge Radahn:

Unable to consent due to madness

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Elden Beast:

Too catholic.

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing:

Dick game weak - unironically posts joker memes.

Omenkiller:

Basically a cop.

Necromancer Garris:

Killed his family, not a good husband.

Royal Revenant:

Won't stop screaming (in an unsexy way)

Godrick the Grafted:

Incel - Also all that murder and torture business but mostly the Incel stuff.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

Valiant Gargoyle:

Could probably have sex if it wanted to, but is kinda going through a lot right now. Ya know, that whole "Is made of several corpses mashed together" thing.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella:

Look, I ALSO wanted her to higher up on this list, but let's be honest here. Her body is rotting and falling apart, she just isn't up for sex in her current form. In her prime? She'd be top of the list. She's the daughter of Marika and Radagon, she'd be playing fuck/marry/kill with every warrior who crossed her path. (in that order)

Death Rite Bird:

I think it might be physically capable of sex, but is too busy burning corpses to bother with stuff like that.

Black Blade Kindred:

Same reason as the Valiant Gargoyle but you might have like 2% more of a chance because they are goth.

Maliketh, the Black Blade:

Would normally be a sex god, but is too religious. Probably took a vow about this sort of thing.

Morgott, the Omen King:

You kidding me? This guy has the same energy as a repressed youth pastor. He's gonna be a virgin till the day he dies. The dude sided with the same religious order that locked him a sewer and tried to kill him. He's not out there getting phone numbers he's too busy praying and judging others for their 'impure thoughts'.

Draconic Tree Sentinel:

Married to his job, also physically chained to his horse. He ain't taking off that armor anytime soon.

Wormface:

Too sad, leave him alone his face is full of worms.

Tree Sentinel:

Same as the Draconic Tree Sentinel but he's a tiny bit more naive so you might have a better chance.

Elder Dragon Greyoll:

Too sleepy, but still kinda a milf.

Grafted Scion:

There might be some genitals in there somewhere but I don't think they know how or even want to use them.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

Esgar, Priest of Blood:

No sense of hygiene, is always covered in blood (in an unsexy way)

Mohg, Lord of Blood:

This loser is dripping with all the least sexy bodily fluids and he has sharp horns sticking out of him. Even if you got him in bed you'd only enjoy like 5% of it. Plus you just know he'd be all needy afterwards and try to get you to join his MLM.

Borealis the Freezing Fog:

Too cold, not a snuggler.

Elemer of the Briar:

The armor stays ON during sex.

Kindred of Rot:

It's like all the worst possible aspects of alien biology, it won't be nearly as fun as you hoped.

Sanguine Noble:

Same as all the other Mohg followers, too sticky and too smelly.

Decaying Ekzykes:

He's sick right now, leave him alone.

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree:

I'm sure she'd be a decent lover. Maybe a little overzealous but she'd has good intentions.

Grave Warden Duelist:

I mean these guys are hot and probably fuck like a truck but they are not the most caring lovers, also they are covered in live snakes so there is that.

Night's Cavalry:

If you like goth knights I'm sure they'd be fine.

Alabaster Lord:

Their skin probably feels like stone, but I bet they can pull off all sorts of freaky zero-g sex stuff if you ask them.

Onyx Lord:

Same as the Alabaster Lord but slightly more goth.

Fell Twins:

Once you get past the horns and stuff I bet the Omens are actually pretty good in bed, just watch out.

Demi-Human Queens:

I feel like all Demi-humans are pretty good lovers but their biology probably has some unexpected drawbacks.

Stonedigger Troll:

If you can get past the texture and the size I bet they could be decent in bed.

Flying Dragon Greyll:

A surprisingly unsexy dragon, but a dragon is a dragon and still worth at least a one night stand.

A dragon willing to kill racist magic users, earns them a few extra points.

Glintstone Dragon Smarag:

Beastman of Farum Azula:

On one hand the Beastmen probably have crazy mating skills, but they are also zombies, which detracts some points for all the decay.

Battlemage Hugues:

Contrary to popular belief, Wizards are not very good at sex. They spend all their time studying instead of partying, at least Hugues is willing to get his hands dirty.

Commander O'Neil:

Seems like a decent guy, but probably won't shut up about his time in the military. Also he is infected with scarlet rot so that might be a mood killer.

Bloodhound Knight Darriwil:

The bloodhound knights are probably pretty wild in bed if you can earn their loyalty, but good luck with that.

Adan, Thief of Fire:

The dude committed heresy, that has to earn him some sexy points.

Soldier of Godrick:

He's a good boy, he's doing his job so throw him a bone.

Flying Dragon Agheel:

One of the first dragons you encounter, so he earns some points for style.

Demi-Human Chief:

Same as the queens, but probably a bit rougher in bed.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

Lichdragon Fortissax:

A much sexier dragon, you know they were hooking up with Godwin. Only loses some points for all the death rot.

Crucible Knight Siluria:

A bit gloomy, but I bet the crucible knights can do all sorts of freaky stuff with their animal body parts.

Mimic Tear:

A slippery liquid shapeshifter, need I say more?

Commander Niall:

A way better guy than O'Niel, plus he just a bit more daddy energy.

Fire Giant:

Once you get past his size, his sadness and the giant fell god of destruction in his chest, I bet he's got something going on.

Ancient Hero of Zamor:

Gives me Hercules/Amazonian vibes, I could be into it.

Cleanrot Knight:

Lesbian activities detected.

Crucible Knight:

These guys have tails, horns, wings and big old throat sacks. Imagine the possibilities.

Glintstone Dragon Adula:

Has a sword. If you hear "Dragon holding a sword" and your pants aren't already off, we can't be friends.

Bols, Carian Knight:

He seems like a good boy.

Scaly Misbegotten:

I feel like the Misbegotten have some really interesting possibilities with their animal biology. I bet they have bonobo type societies and that could be fun.

Leonine Misbegotten:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Misbegotten Warrior:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

Crucible Knight Ordovis:

Has all the desirable traits of a Crucible Knight but I also imagine they are super into threesomes.

Perfumer Tricia:

She seems really nice, and would be a super attentive lover. Plus she probably has access to crazy drugs and could hook you up.

Nox Swordstress & Nox Priest:

You just know that the Nox were getting up to crazy hot and crazy unethical experiments in their underground cities. These two probably get up to some wild shit and they are inviting you to join them.

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon:

As she is now, I bet she'd be too sad to really be in a relationship again. But she kept up with Radagon and you just know she has some tricks up her sleeves that could make you abandon the golden order.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

Dragonlord Placidusax:

Has two male heads and three female heads, imagine...

Ancient Dragon Lansseax:

Formed a whole freaky dragon/human cult and you just know they got into some eyes-wide-shut orgies behind those doors.

Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Hoarah Loux):

We all knew he'd be this high on the list. He was just a normal dude but he managed to keep pace with Queen Marika (Who is basically a goddess of fertility) for a good long while. He will fold you in half (on the battlefield and in the bedroom.)

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

Radagon of the Golden Order:

He sucks in all the worst ways, but I mean... You can't NOT. Both Radagon and Marika are the embodiment of evil but they managed to suck and fuck their way across an entire continent for generations. You HAVE to give a try at least once.

Godskin Duo:

Oh my god will it be awful with all those flayed human skins, but you know you are still gonna have to. They can stretch and do all sorts of freaky stuff with their bodies, plus they kill gods and nothing is sexier than heresy.

Vyke, Knight of the Roundtable:

The dude is a mad killer but... he can still probably get it, might as well give it a try.

God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy:

Personally I wouldn't, he's a loser and will probably kill you. But he is also a giant snake made up of squirming hands doing all sorts of sexual experiments, I can't blame you if you want to give it a taste.

Black Knife Assassin:

They committed a whole lot of treason but the power of armored lesbians is too hard to resist.

Patches:

If you are already having sex with from software characters, you gotta give Patches at least one attempt. When you wake up he'll have robbed you, but you knew what you were getting into.

[frownyalfred]

If you have any ideas rattling around… give me your head cannons for how the batfam kids deal with realizing Bruce has been tortured

My guess would be that Bruce has largely been able to shield his children from the worst of his experiences and protected them from experiencing anything too bad (at least while they were still in his care), but pre-Robin Bruce was way more reckless with his life and probably got into bad situations (or even with the league??)

I feel like the batkids may not realize or fully comprehend what Bruce had gone through; do they find out because they were being arrogant and Bruce had to snap to tell them to stop before they got hurt? Does it happen one on one, and they pass it along to each other in private whispers, or does it come out in a big family setting? How does this change their perception of Bruce as a father/teacher?

Sorry for making this so long, my brain is just full of thoughts; I’m not enough of a writer to materialize anything but it all ended up here

I think it's something he keeps from them (and from Alfred, as much as he can -- that man doesn't miss much) and only shares when it's relevant to their case or training. It probably happened while he was training/traveling the world. It seems like the kind of thing the League would think makes someone stronger. And I think a younger, traumatized Bruce wanted to be that way -- someone resistant to the pain, able to step above it and hold steady.

But when it comes to his kids, I'm sure it's different. Letting some League trainer slice into him while he holds perfectly still is one thing. Asking Dick to do that? Seeing a child, someone he's responsible for, want to join him in that world is sickening. Not because it's not relevant -- he wants his kids trained against torture, it's not like it's not going to happen -- but because that means he has to do it. Him or Alfred. Hurting their own children to make them stronger.

I think it's also interesting because while Batman absolutely uses pain to encourage targets to talk, it's not prolonged gratuitously. It's not dragged out over several days, until the physical becomes psychological and vice versa. Batman will snap your Achilles tendon, yell talk, and then leave when he gets what he wants. It's different, despite both options being very painful. He uses fear as a tool, yes, but not the fear that this pain will never end. Not the kind of pain that makes men desperate for death, and uncertain if they will ever receive it.

I don't know how it's revealed to the batkids, but I have an image in my head of Bruce going absolutely white and then leaving the room without a word, and Alfred having to fill the gaps in for the kids. Maybe he was tortured in the League, maybe he tortured people in the League, maybe it's both. Either way, Bruce does not want to remember it.

[monochrome-stars]

Odile getting drunk so she can freely tell Siffrin she loves them only for Siffrin not to believe it because she is

✨ Drunk ✨

and this is why she swore that drunk odile shall never come out again 😔

[nana-mizu-shiki]

That would go over well.

"....Comes in a little box, you can put your homicidal tendencies in there for a bit, until we find a better container...."

"I am rocking this big brother thing. Up top.”

These are from different chapters but I love them all the same. I've been Dying to read Revived Tim & Jay Fluff. Just them Bonding over the trauma of dying. This fix even has JokerJr.!Tim !! I definitely recommend so far, I often don't finish long fics, and this one's 25 ch.'s, but I love it for how far I have read as of now.

[krystal-prisms]

Again, this is not what you want to actually experience, just objectively the sexiest way for you to go out

[rose-riot-johnson]

Hey, my Tumblr Peeps😁I have decided to give writing a 5th multifandom smut fanfic involving an "after sex shower" head cannon(?) a try😇🤫🚿 With the 3rd "after sex shower" head cannon(?) fanfic being the most successful out of the 4 "after sex shower" head cannon(?) fanfics in the series and with the 4th "after sex shower" fanfic, trying out a cartoon character as a surprise character while figuring out different ideas for the 4th multifandom series I've been writing, I figured that I would come up with ideas for the 5th "after sex shower" fanfic that I will be working on😃💡😇

*This fanfic contains 1 or more long paragraphs😅

🚿🫢Your Time With Him In The Shower (And After The Shower) After The Smut Fest 5🫢🚿 (Every Character In This Head Cannon(?) Fanfic x Female Reader)

Genres: Genres: After Sex Shower Aftercare Fluff, and Other Forms Of Sex Aftercare, Head Cannon(?), and Smut (Warning +18⚠️: Degradation, Hair Pulling, Hair Gripping, Nudity, Vaginal Penitration, Hickies, Praise Kink, Jealousy from the Reader, Language, Rough Sex, Depending On The Reader's Imagination, mentions of depression.

⭐New Character For Me To Write About⭐

Sanemi Shinazugawa (Demon Slayer, aka, Kimestu no Yaiba)

*After your argument with Sanemi over (up to reader's imagination what the argument is about), he madesure to take initiative with sex, and once he starts cumming inside your pussy from fucking you in your favorite sex position which is (sex position up to the reader's imagination) especially after you get cock drunk, he will let himself empty his cum inside of you before he gets off you, which you enjoyed him doing this with you. Once he got off you, he notices you were calmer and notices himself calmer, as he smirks and asks, "Did you enjoy letting me fuck you like this, my slut?", which ofcourse you would tell him yes, before the both head to the shower room together.

*During your shower with Sanemi, he would pretend not to like you washing his body and only tolerating it, however don't be fooled as he doesn't want you knowing he likes you washing his body, especially with his favorite bar of soap and a washcloth. While his favorite part of taking a shower with you is washing your hair and body, he does try to hide that he enjoys taking care of you in the shower more than he wants to admit, as he will massage shouders, your back, and anywhere you needed to be massaged, especially while washing washing your body (and hair).

*After you finished taking a shower with Sanemi, he doesn't mind you wearing something extra sexy for him, however he does prefer you in your Demon Slayer Corps uniform, if he's expecting anyone else to come over to see either you or Sanemi or if you and/or Sanemi needed to go anywheres and that includes a possible mission for either you, or Sanemi, or both. Either way, he's making sure he gets cuddle time with you before he does leave. Even if it's just a few minutes that he will get to cuddle with you. Before he does leave to go anywheres he might need to go, he will makesure to put a hicky on one of the sides of your neck.

⭐New Character For Me To Write About⭐

Sae Itoshi (Blue Lock)

*Despite of the fact that your boyfriend, Sae Itoshi is "not a clingy guy", he does let you travel with him, because he is more comfortable bringing you with him, when he travels for his football matches (which some people call it soocor (ball) games). So, while the both of you share a hotel room together, before he does carry you to the bathroom to take a shower with you, he would in a particular sex position, where he would be on top of you, with both of your legs over his shoulders, as he would fuck you, even after you get to the point, where you became extremely cock drunk and your pussy became sore, until he finishes emptying his cum inside of your sore hole. He also madesure to put a few hickies on your (chest or breasts) and the sides of your neck, then he will praise you about (up to the reader's imagination what he will praise the reader about), prior to his shower time with you.

*When it comes to taking a shower with Sae, with washing his hair (with his shampoo) and his body (with men's body wash), he will let you decide if you want to wash him up or you prefer him to wash himself. He will be shy about washing your hair (with shampoo and conditioner) and your body (with soap or body wash of reader's choice), so you would have to be the one to let him know you want him to wash your hair and body, if you want him to wash you. When it comes to using the hotel towels (up to the reader's imagination on a scenario pertaining if the reader and Sae use the towels on themselves or eachother or both).

*Before you and Sae would leave the hotel, he would wear his usual clothes, while he would have you wear turtle neck shirts and some dress pants (color of dress pants of reader's choice). It's for three reasons, which his reasons are, because of his schedule, he's a busy guy, and he likes to take you somewheres to eat before he gets going. After all, he low-key enjoys to taking you places to eat.

⭐New Character For Me To Write About⭐

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

*Aside from Lucifer's rubber ducky collection (especially the rubber duckies he makes and dresses up) and his daughter Charlie, you one of the only things that help Lucifer with his depression, however even when he's not depressed, you still managed to make his day (much better) either way, especially on days when he gets his enjoyment out of laying (on his bed) on top of his bed, with you riding on his cock, until he cums inside of you. After you get off of him, he would be more than happy to go with you, since shower time after sex, is one of his favorite activities to do with you. And depending on how good you are at lifting things and people (especially people in hell), if you do decide to carry him to his shower room, he would definitely be more excited, considering he secretly enjoys you carrying him around.

*Once the both you and Lucifer arrive at his shower, his shower routine involves him washing your hair with luxurious shampoo and conditioner, before washing your body with moisturizing body wash. He would definitely feel relaxed, if you were to wash his body with his favorite body wash you bought for him, because when you do wash his body. He also would feel refreshed, if you do dry his body up with his towel, which has rubber ducky designs on it. He would dry you hair and body up with a couple separate towels, too. And it's a bonus if he does have you use his extra towels with rubber ducky designs on them, considering he has plenty of towels with rubber ducky designs on them.

*He will be perfectly fine with anything you wear, however don't be surprised if he does have you wear any night clothes with similar similar rubber ducky designs on the night clothes he got for you, atleast occasionally. He will also praise you on how well you have tooken cared of him in sexual way and non sexual ways, and how you being around him or even hearing your voice makes his day, so don't be surprised if he spoils you and/or he wants to take care of you. It's because, it's his way of showing you his love for you and it's out of the kindness of his heart.

Speed O Sound Sonic (One Punch Man)

*Sonic fucked his frustrations out on you, proceeding to cum inside of your pussy and making your pussy sore (which you told him to in a sexual take his frustrations out on you and your pussy) due to his most recent battle against Saitama, which Saitama defeated him, as always, except that Sonic's most recent defeat was the most embarrassing defeat he has ever endured leaving him beside himself, prior to you giving him permission to fuck you aggressively. After he was finished emptying himself inside of your pussy, he had to breathe for a few seconds, before he cooed, "Even though you didn't have to let me take my frustrations out on you like this, my princess... Thank you, for being the reason for helping with my composure... If it wasn't for you finding a way to comfort me somehow, I wouldn't have known what to do... Especially after Saitama defeating me in the most embarrassing and devastating fashion, where I became so aggravated to the point where I almost became discouraged for what he did to me after my recent battle against him... Now let's take a shower hun...". On your and Sonic's way to the shower room he will let you move one of his arms around your shoulders, if you wanted to.

*With starting the shower, you would think that Sonic would not want you to wash him after all of the times he was defeated in embarrassing fashion... Fortunately for you it's the opposite, as you washing him (especially with washcloth and body wash) definitely massages him, especially with his shoulders, so it's a bonus if you do wash his hair with shampoo, then conditioner. He would be more than happy to wash your hair with shampoo and conditioner, if you like. He also will wash your body with your body wash, as well.

*After you and Sonic get done with taking a shower together, he would get himself dressed in his attire and he will have you wear the attire that he made for you. You would be happy that he's no longer beside himself, however don't be surprised if he decides to bring you along with him. It could be that he wants you, as part of his new plan to defeat Saitama or he is going to have you patrol with him to find a new person to assassinate.

Trafalgar D. Law

*Once Trafalgar Law empties his cum inside of your pussy hole from fucking you, while having on your hands and knees on his bed, he would let you lay down and turn yourself on the bed, as he caresses your left side of your facial cheeks and he praises, "You did such an amazing job taking my cock well, (Female Reader Name)... I wasn't sure how much longer I could wait to pleasure you, like I just did...", before he says, "I don't want the rest of my crew to find out about this... Especially Bebo...". He would also ask, "Would you like to take a shower with me, beautiful?", which ofcourse you would tell him "yes". He would then carry you in his arms while walking to the shower room.

*With taking a shower, Trafalgar Law rather you wash you own hair (with your shampoo and conditioner) and your body (with your body wash), while he rather wash his own body (with his soap), instead of you washing his body... Not while the rest of his crew are on his ship, especially Bebo, so the only way he will wash your hair and body, as well as let you wash his body is when you and him are alone (on his ship) together, so he doesn't risk accidentally causing eachother to moan from accidental touching and to risk anyone else knowing about anything you and Law did together. With drying up, he rather dry himself up and you to dry yourself up for same reason as the situation with taking a shower together, unless the both of you have this whole ship to yourselves.

*Trafalgar Law will get back into his nightclothes, and he will have you wear some night clothes that won't show any hickies that he put on you, considering there are times he puts hickies on you by accident, while there are times it's not by accident he puts hickies on you, which he rather you be covered up either way. He would then have you snuggle with him in his room for the rest of the night. Also the next morning Trafalgar Law makes sure you get up first, then gets up after you, because he figured he would be able to keep his secrets with you from the rest of his crew, especially Bebo, considering Law secretly knows Bebo and the rest of his crew will tease him about you to no end, if they find out about his secrets about you.

⭐New Character For Me To Write About⭐

Kento Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen)

*Everytime Nanami would end up coming home from fighting a cursed spirit or someone who is working with and/or for a cursed to find out you spied on him, after noticing a jealous expression on your face, it would end up you complaining that his opponent touched him somewheres you don't like his opponent touching or that Nanami pulled his opponent's hair or both, then Nanami would get annoyed where he would rip your clothes off you, then (up to reader's imagination about everything Nanami does with the reader before fucking the reader while gripping (and pulling) the reader's hair). Once he finishes fucking you against the wall, his grip on your hair will loosen and he will slowly move his cock out of your sore pussy before he smirks then asks, "You satisfied, brat?", proceeding to gently slap your ass. You would then shake your head yes, before he hinted for you to go to the bathroom and take a shower with him.

*When it comes to taking a shower with Nanami, he does his best to be gentle with washing your hair (with brand of shampoo and conditioner of reader's choice) and body (soap or body wash of reader's choice), unless you tell him not to be gentle with you. While he prefers to wash himself usually, however he doesn't mind you washing his hair his his shampoo and his body with his body wash. He does get gentle with drying your hair and body with a huge towel (or a couple towels) he bought for you and he also prefers to dry himself, which he is okay with you dry his hair and body, once in a while.

*Nanami will have you wear cozy pajamas and (up to the reader's imagination what Nanami wears before going to bed), before he decides to order extra clothes online. As much as, you want to plead to him not to buy you extra clothes, you know better than to try to talk him out of it, because he feels that despite of how "jealous" and "bratty" you can be towards him after he gets home from his missions, he is willing to buy you extra clothes. Once he orders extra clothes for you online, he will give you forehead kisses and tell you he lives you, then you tell him that you love him too, before you and Nanami snuggle together.

🫢🚿The End🚿🫢

Okay my Tumblr Peeps... I do have alot to say pertaining the characters I put in this fanfic, aside from this fanfic itself, considering I did thought of writing a fanfic with most of the characters (inside this fanfic I have just written about) on and off for a while, so I'm guessing this particular "after sex shower" fanfic, would be time to write about them. With Sanemi, I have been noticing alot of people do like him and aside from this fanfic, I might have other ideas to write about him, so I figured start with this fanfic pertaining him😁About Sae Itoshi, I did think about writing about him and I really wanted to write atleast something about him and I find him cool, so I figured atleast write Jimin this fanfic😃I have written about a Hazbin Hotel character in a crossover fanfic, and I have thought about writing a Hazbin Hotel fanfic prior to the crossover fanfic, plus I wanted to put a character from in an "after sex shower" fanfic, which I will admit I see why some people like Lucifer and he is so far my favorite character with the name "Lucifer" and I really wanted him atleast in this fanfic🌞I have been seeing some posts (on Tumblr) of Speed O Sound Sonic, prior to completely starting this fanfic and I figured why not put him in another fanfic, especially in this fanfic and come up with a situation for him. With Trafalgar Law being my 2nd favorite One Piece character and there are also plenty of people who like him, I really feel it's the right time to put him in another fanfic💛 Then here's Kento Nanami... I have been wanting to write a fanfic about him for months and I decided this fanfic might be opportunity to put my ideas about his scenario(s)👔I really had fun with this "after sex shower" fanfic and I hope you enjoyed reading this fanfic, as much as I had fun writing it, my Tumblr Peeps😁👍

[niofo]

emmrich asking for hand in marriage with all courtship and ceremony.

lucanis absentmindedly giving him a hand he just cut off from some fanatic venatori, bcos since lucanis cut off this hand it's now his to give.

[humanoidluv]

why are there no william cobb/ra's al ghul fics on ao3. guys. what is this. you got an owl obsessed weapon for a cult protecting gotham and an eco terrorist cult leader. in gotham knights video game there is so much league/court tension to explore on. theres so much potential. they're both immortal. guys. please. pretty please. also while we're on this topic i'd love more william cobb fanart, in the court of owl saga he's absolutely gorgeous and his features are so owl-like i love it. please. pretty please.

[roxannepolice]

I think the reason I don't like psychologizing or neurologizing DW is that. Well. There's literally no way in hell for the main premise to fit into "healthy" human behaviour? Like, sure, go ahead, Odysseus hated his wife and country and that's why he cursed himself to travel for 10 years across the Mediterrenean Sea (a less than a year long trip in a rowboat). Kudos on your hot take. Now read through all the articles ever written on the meaning of Scylla and Charybdis.

Like, calling the Doctor's (or the Master's) various traumas just doesn't seem to go anywhere for me? And, just. This is a show where there is no endgame. Yes, each episode and season have one, but if you want the Doctor to stop running (also. please. for the love of Calliope. there's a difference between running as in fleeing and running as in running. this is the character that nearly got themself killed because when confronted with a brand new incomprehensible entity they decided to have a chat with it instead of cowering in the other corner and waiting for rescue like everyone else), then you basically just want the show to end? If you want the Master to complete a redemption or healing arc, you basically want to nullify the character? Oh, but they'll still be campy and fun in the background, so the fuck what? That's thinking aesthetics are the essence, you still want the end of history.

Fifteen IS acting way more "healthier" than the Doctor ever had in NuWho. I've already seen a criticism of "uh he's not autism coded...", and there's literally been the period when they just stayed calmly home, which is, like. where all stories lead if you don't kill off the protagonist, AND HOW THE VAST MAJORITY OF HUMANS WITH ACTUAL PROBLEMS LIVE, that's the whole point of Fourteen? And, low blow, but maybe, just maybe, Ncuti Gatwa knows more about living with a gencoide trauma than USamerican psychology graduates?

Idk, idk, please tell me what I'm getting wrong. I'm serious when I say I want to be criticised and have the holes in my logic pointed out.

[xionandpluto14]

Whump prompt:

Character A has been the target of numerous assassination attempts, from arrows barely missing them, to waking up in the middle of the night to see someone standing over them with a knife.

Every attempt has failed thus far- their work is sloppy, at best.

And then one day they see a signal flare not too far off from their team. Not one to ignore a potential cry for help, they head over to see what the situation is.

When they arrive, they find Character B there, inspecting the place as if they feel something is off.

Now that Character A thinks about it, something definitely is off. There’s no one here besides the two of them, so who could have possibly set off the flare?

A feels a sense of dread, and only then do they look to one side and see the raging flames engulfing the distant forest, blocking any hope of retreat.

“A, look out, it’s—“

The swift sound of a weapon, being brought down on someone with the full force and intent to kill.

The smell of smoke.

The feeling of one’s own heart picking up speed as the situation gradually becomes clearer.

The sight of B, bleeding out on the ground in front of them.

It was a trap all along. The obvious attacks, the failed attempts to assassinate Character A…. They were all a diversion.

Even the signal flare— probably stolen for this very moment.

All of it… to get the ever-vigilant Character B to finally let their guard down, and put an end to their life.

[frownyalfred]

Things I’ve been thinking about for too long:

Another a/b/o world, and JUST as omegaphobic as the one in a coral room, but!

The League of Assassins only takes omegas. Because oh, you see, all alphas are violent and horrible and egotistical, and omegas are the Pure Good People. That’s also why it’s good when they assassinate people, actually. Omegas would NEVER just kill for killing, cause they’re the good people, so therefore their killing is just to Advance The Cause and Save The Planet.

All of that is BS, obviously. I just think it’s an interesting concept where rather than going with the societal norms and focusing on ideas of strength, they turn it around and use the same logic to get a moral justification.

That’s a fascinating idea. Because yeah, you’re right, in an omegaphobic society, no one would ever expect omegas to kill like that. And their strengths lie in different areas from alphas; they’re calmer and more vicious, less likely to engage in brash fights or decision making, and perhaps more vulnerable when caught but able to play the scared omega card in their favor…

This is very interesting. In my fic the League only took alphas because they didn’t think omegas could or should pass the grueling training. But the inverse makes a LOT of sense for that same ideology — it still builds on gender essentialism, but in the opposite direction.

[fanofstuff01]

Can you explain to me what the Gaurdian Angel au is please?

Sure thing! Sorry if it took me a bit long and it’s messy though.

@things-arent-what-they-seem66

So basically, in this universe’s Heaven, there are angels called “Guardian Angels”, both heaven born and winners can apply to the job. Their duty is to rehabilitate and save people who are tend to oof themselves, are hurting themselves or are addicts.

Lucifer is a winner in this, he died with his family (His parents, twin brother and little sister) when he was 14 and they went to Heaven.

Lucifer wanted to make people’s lives better so he applied for this job.

Ona day, at a “To Be Saved” list, he saw his childhood friend, Adam. And chose him.

Speaking of Adam… Let me tell you why he wants to oof himself…

So, he had an abusive relationship with someone named Steve. He was 15, Steve was 17. The relationship caused Adam to fall in depression.

His step mother, Sera didn’t want to find a doctor to help him (because he was just being dramatic and should get up and be a man), but his step sister Emily insisted. So he did went to a doctor. They gave him a medicine to help. (Probably Xanax)

Oh and he had to take Vicodin at one point too, he broke his ribs.

When he finally moved on from Steve, he found another partner, Eve. Their relationship was going well until…

Eve got pregnant when they were both 19.

Thier parents forced them to get married and without knowing what else to do, the couple moved to another statw with their twin boys Cain and Abel. They opened their small farm there and Adam thought they could finally live happily.

But Cain killing Abel ruined his life. They were 14. Cain went to juvie.

Eve blamed Adam for this, saying she did not wanted to see his stupid face ever again. And they got a divorce, with Eve taking almost all the properties they had, leaving Adam with Cain’s custody and a few other things. She sold the properties and moved to another country.

Oh you think these are bad? Wait till you hear the rest.

Sera disowned and refused to help Adam once she heard about this. His sister was in a different country, so it was easier for Sera to tell lies about what Adam actually did. Emily believes her brother deserved it.

Sera’s excuse? Adam was basically a murderer himself. He should’ve raised his kids better and be a father, this was all his fault.

Again without knowing what to do and without anyone, again in deep depression, Adam moved to a small apartment, but he couldn’t pay the rent. He was going to be thrown at the streets until a “superhero” came and “saved his ass”.

His step cousin, Alastor. Who wants him out of the picture so he could get a step closer to inheriting Sera’s properties once she dies.

So he offered Adam a place to stay, one of his apartments. Saying he won’t have to pay the rent until he is stable again. Adam couldn’t be more thankful. He begin working at a supermarket.

But Alastor has other plans.

He brought Adam vicodin and xanax, saying they’d help ease his pain. They did, for a while, but he became addicted, which is exactly what Alastor wants so he can have him under his control. He began sending his friends, The Vees to sell him drugs. They are expensive.

He became addicted to alcohol as well.

The supermarket fired him, saying they couldn’t have an addict as their employee. Adam was left desperate again. His rent was unrealistically high and so were the prize of his drugs. Nowhere else hired him or kept him longer than a month, so he uhh… Began selling… Pictures of himself. Take this as however you want.

Depression and anxiety mixed with a little agoraphobia clinged to him and never left.

He also became some sort of a hermit, never leaving his house for anything other than going to the liquor store, always ordering stuff.

Alastor visits him once every three months to make sure he stays in this state. With abusing and manipulating him psychologically and verbally.

With a life like this, he was obviously in the list.

Now back to Lucifer.

He disguised himself as a human and became Adam’s neighbor. He began bringing him food but Adam didn’t open the door, so he left them and Adam took them. Until one day he finally opened the door and implied to Lucifer that he didn’t want to see him.

So Lucifer began leaving food with notes, inviting him to dinner at his place. One day Adam went to his place, only because he wanted this man to leave him alone.

They slowly became closer and closer, with Lucifer helping him with his depression and anxiety, becoming his friend and slowly making his life better.

And the angel broke the biggest rule they had:

Don’t fall in love or start a relationship with a human.

But he didn’t care. One day, after another one of Al’s visits, Adam cried in his arms, saying he didn’t want to love anymore because he always fucked it up and called himself a fucking up machine.

Lucifer kissed him and confessed to him that night. They started a relationship, the best one Adam had. But…

Lucifer’s ex, a heaven born angel and an exorcist, Lilith noticed their forbidden love.

Lucifer and Lilith broke up because their relationship simply didn’t work. They were both happy it ended. Or so Lucifer thought.

Lilith was furious that Lucifer took a filthy, mentally ill human as his partner while she was there. So she reported this to the authorities.

They told her to take him back to Heaven. So she did. Infront of Adam. He was forced to stay in Heaven until the human died, which was going to take 5 years, and he was also forced to watch him from there. He could only go if his life was in danger in that 5 years.

Lilith mocked him by saying that stupid fucker was going to end up in Hell. (There’s more punishment Lu has but they’re not relevant to the story anyway.)

But what Lilith didn’t knew was…

Lucifer already saved Adam. He was worth Heaven and was going there if he kept himself this way for 5 years.

But he died two years after Lu left instead.

Adam died because:

Emily was returning to visit, and Adam wanted to have a word with her, Lucifer’s love and care had brought back his courage.

But Sera, afraid Emily will turn against her, spread the word that she is a horrible person and her reputation would be fucked up, hired a hitman to kill Adam. And sadly, succeeded.

Lucifer was supposed to prevent this, but Lilith laughed at his face and refused to remove the handcuffs that kept him in Heaven. She instead forced him to watch Adam’s death.

But Adam ascended to Heaven.

Lucifer was the first angel to greet him.

Lilith fell to Hell for messing with Heaven’s plans.

Happy ending.

I hope I covered everything, feel free to ask to me or Things if you have unanswered questions.

[starlightt180]

heyy could i request basim helping the reader through the after effects of a panic attack? Thank you❤️

basim x reader

reader is going through a panic attack

You can feel the increased breath while you walk around Baghdad

The whole day you could feel the heaviness in your chest get worse and worse

 When you were yelled at by roshan just because you missed the target. it reached its peak

Trying to hold your tears back, you barely made to the rooftop basim usually sit at 

Not bothering to even call out to him, you fell to the ground below you as you simply felt like you couldn’t breathe

You couldn’t recognize anything around you, the only thing you could focus on was the thoughts running rapidly in your head

You couldn’t even notice that basim is calling your name 

Basim has had his fair share of panic attacks, so he knew what you are going through 

When he saw you curled up beside him he knew something was wrong 

He kept repeating several things, such as

“Keep breathing”

“Look at me love .”

“Everything is going to be alright “

He will run his hand on your back . Trying to calm you down 

Once you calmed down you raised your hand  to him . He immediately held it close to him . “ is everything alright my dear?” He said “ what got you like this?” 

He’ll let you vent if you need to, but if you don’t that’s fine with him

If you do he’ll go to roshan and try to understand why she yelled . He used to miss a lot of. Why did she yell at you? Maybe he’d throw hands

If you don’t then he’ll hold you until you’re fine .