#wayne bob's burgers

[ltwharfy]

I love the reactions of the other fourth graders (and Miss LaBonz and Emily Aquarium Lady) after Louise tells them all that she successfully pooped at the aquarium. Literally no one needed to know that, Louise!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

[dc-comics-lover]

Batfam as Bob's Burgers' quotes

Tim (about Damian) : You don't want to mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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Damian (13 years old) : Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bruce : "My own apartment."

Damian : And it can not be a studio. You have exactly 7 shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day 8, there will be tears and violence.

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Bruce : We'll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without ?

Damian : Probably Tim and Jason.

Stephanie : That's a good start.

Tim : Huh. Well that makes the things I was gonna cut irrelevant.

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Bruce : They're not here ! I got Jason's diary, let's see if it says anything. "Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses".

Dick : Ha, "duderuses."

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Stephanie : I like sandwiches.

Jason : You smell like you do.

Stephanie : You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around ?

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Jason : You know that boat that I've been fixing up?

Tim : You've mentioned it.

Jason : Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out.

Stephanie : Kill us?

Jason : No, take you out for a boat ride.

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Tim : Why'd you head-butt me?!

Jason : I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

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Dick, at some point : Bruce, Jason, look at yourselves ; you're father and son ! You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other. This isn't the Bible !

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Bruce : I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back !"

[lilylovelyxo]

*Thug rips off Damian’s Domino Mask*

Y/S/N, speaking lowly: “Pick that up, apologize, and leave. Please. For your own good.”

Thug: “I will do no such thing.”

Damian, cracks knuckles: “You should have left when you could have left.”

Red Hood: “Everyone who's got a knife grab it! It's a fight to the death!”

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Jason: Are you still mad because I missed your eighth grade graduation? I told you, I had business! Damian: You were in jail! Jason: IN JAIL ON BUSINESS!

[inprogress-predicament]

Guess who remembered that Wayne Family Adventures exist while watching Bob's Burgers?

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 181

Dick: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.

Jason: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.

Damian: What is this feeling I'm feeling right now? It's like I'm sad for another person? Is that a thing? Am I going crazy??

Harley: Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Harley fucking Quinn!

[jasonpetertoddx]

Jason; Tim, help me record my last will and testament

Tim: *films Jason with his phone*

Jason: So, if you're watching this, it means i'm dead. I only have a few things to say

Jason: Don't... touch my fucking stuff. No one gets anything! Especially not you, Bruce. Fuck you.

[adelfie]

iconic line from Bob's Burgers, tweaked just a lil to fit Damian saying this to Steph. I think it makes for an adorable sibling moment 💚💜

[alecthedevil]

Bat cow in the dining room during breakfast! (No this is not my guess for cluedo its context.)

Jason: Well well well. Look who's too good for cereal now!

Tim: He's trying to impress the cow.

Damian: Don't be ridiculous!

Bruce: Damian I am not comfortable with this situation.

Damian: Father what was I supposed to do?! I had that crazy dream and it was raining!

Bruce: Well I had a crazy dream there wouldn't be a cow's A- S- S in my face when i'm eating breakfast!

Jason (to Tim): I know what that spells

Tim: Ass

Jason: Ass.

Jason: Hey Bruce! ASS

Bruce: Stop it!

BONUS

Duke: One breakfast. I want one normal breakfast.

[the-swift-tricker]

my comprehensive list of autistic characters that are either specifically stated or implied to be autistic in story, or else confirmed to be autistic elsewhere

[fatheriimaginedyoutaller]

Today on... Straight Couples that drive me unwell...

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Bruce: You should always think I’m gonna adopt another kid.

[floadolescent]

wayne and raj core

[lilylovelyxo]

*Batboys lost a present from Bruce to their Mom*

Collective groaning

Damian panicked: “What are we gonna do?”

Dick: “Uh, okay. What can we do? We, uh, we put a different ring in the box and voilà.”

Tim: “We don’t have another ring, Dick.”

Jason: “Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary and in the struggle we stab Bruce. But just a little, and Mom is so glad he’s alive that she forgets about the anniversary.”

Damian: “I mean, I love that, but maybe for some other time.

Jason: “Christmas.”

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Dick and Jason are trying to think of a way to butter Bruce up for something) Dick: Oh! What about "Take Your Dad to Lunch"- Day? Jason(about Bruce): We tell him it's "Take Your Dad to Lunch"- Day? Dick: Yeah. Jason: Hmm...He does like lunch. Dick: He LOVES lunch. Jason:...God, I'm hungry. Dick: Me, too. Let's eat first.