#Barbara/Nines

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Jason had been acting strange lately, something everyone except him seemed to notice. It started with Jason bringing Tim a full home-cooked meal into his nest and insisting he needed to eat something decent and wouldn't let him get back to the case he was obsessing over until he did.

Dick got called "Big Wing" for the first time in a while and even got hugged and spun around. He nearly cried.

Bruce keeps getting called Dad. He also nearly cries. He actually does cry when Jason, half asleep, mutters a soft, "love you"

Cass took advantage of Jason's good mood to invite him to chat with her and Steph on a picnic where they both tried to figure out why he's so happy and buy time for Barbara to look through all the places Jason had been and make sure he didn't run foul of a rogue or something.

It didn't take her too long to find out all of this started soon after a party he was invited to via one of his former goons where Jason got drunk and left with an equally drunk guy.

Appearently Jason got laid but the guy disappeared soon after. Whats more mysterious is that this Daniel (Danny) Nightengale was a fake identity and they had no idea who- or what- he really was or what effect he was having on Jason.

Damian made the mistake of insulting this guy and it took Bruce, Dick, Tim and Cass working together to pull a pit raged Jason off of him.

Yeah.

They needed to find this guy.

Plot twist: Jason unknowingly fed on Dannys energy and accidentally got thralled

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Remember how upset you got when Steph ended an email with "thx" instead of thanks?

Barbara, visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?!

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

*Batman walks into the Batcave with a cast on his wrist*

Nightwing: Woah, what's with the cast?

Batman: I sprained my wrist.

Oracle: Oh no, what happened?

Batman: Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

Nightwing: Yeah, jeez Oracle, back off. Leave the guy alone.

Nightwing to the rest of the batfamily: So he wouldn't say what happened which can only mean one thing.

Oracle: He's in a fight club.

Nightwing: No. He did it doing something he's embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Batman: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should be all doing right now.

*Later on, Batman goes up to Nightwing when he’s alone*

Batman: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Nightwing: ...Yes.

Batman: I was hula hooping. Clark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Nightwing: Oh my god.

Batman: I've mastered all the moves. *pulling out his phone and showing Nightwing pictures of himself hula hooping* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Nightwing: ...Why are you telling me this?

Batman: Because no one... will ever believe you. *deletes the pictures from his phone*

Nightwing: No, no!

Batman: >:)

Nightwing: You sick son of a bitch.

[nessa007]

also raymond holt! we never even got to hear his thoughts on lemonade 😭 imagine barbara and him discussing beyoncé together!!!

[peabodyandsitcoms]

ITS THE SAME PICTURE YOUR HONOUR

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Both Jason and Damian think the other has died during their time with the League.

Jason, in his grief, goes back to his plans of making Batman pay and beating his replacement into the ground.

Damian goes back to his assassin training like a madman, vowing to find the person who took Jason away from him.

It all gets a little complicated when he finds out Jason may not actually be dead at all.

[daydreamingwithcomfortcharacters]

Reader: Bonjour, Bruce. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Bruce: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Reader: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

[yaboirezzy]

I made a thing that I wasn't sure was gonna be made, feel free to join or not

[motocrunch]

[wanderingghostz]

B99 x DC

[astralbondpro]

Heard someone refer to the Duras Sisters as the "angry titty sisters" and now I can't get it out of my head.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: I haven’t gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. "Teachers need a break too, Barbara!"

[mylifeingotham]

(You could call this another part of 'Make it Wayne' if you really wanted too, but i like to think Dick would do this, not because he wants to look dumb but because that's how he is)

Dick in his detective days:

Dick- Number one, could you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?

One- Really? Okay. You are.. my fire

Dick- Number two, keep it going

Two- The one... desire

Dick- Number Three

Three- Believe... when I say

Dick- Number Four

Four- I want it that way

Dick- Tell me why!

All- Ain't nothing but a heartache. Ain't nothing but a mistake

Dick- Now number five

Five- I never want to hear you say

Dick- Whoo!

All- I want it that way

Dick- Ah, chills! Literal chills

Witness- It was number five. Number five killed my brother

Dick- Oh goodness, I forgot about that part

Bruce and Gordon watching him on camera like-

[waterfire1848]

[ Cass and Jason deciding to settle an argument by fighting. ]

Dick: Jason, why did you let Cass choose a fight?

Jason: She didn’t. I picked it.

Tim: But you’ll die…again.

Jason: Don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine. I have a move that’ll bring her down.

Duke: This doesn’t reassure us.

Barbara to Cass: Hey there Cass. You sure you’re feeling okay about ending Jason’s life.

Cass: I’m not apologizing.

Stephanie: Well, before you murder our sort of brother, I feel obliged to tell you that Bruce will be mad.

Cass: Don’t care.

Harper: Stop yapping! Damian and I wanna see the fight.

Dick: Alright. I guess this is happening. Jason, it was nice being your brother. Cass, we’ll all visit you in prison.

[dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg]

Mourning the possibility that we could have had Andre Braugher playing Gerald Howard.

[tv-moments]

Presumed Innocent

Season 1, “Discovery”

Director: Greg Yaitanes

DoP: Doug Emmett