#I'm in love with this Clark Kent I swear

[padsmoony04]

Tom Welling in Smallville, save me..!

Tom Welling in Smallville..!

save me, Tom Welling in Smallville..!

[bruciemilf]

I fucking love a Clark Kent that's carved from sunshine and refuses to forfeit his hope and faith in humanity, but ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS MAN, one of these fucking days I hope to see him with that wolfish grin smile, bared wide and voice shaking, " I'm gonna laser the next person I fucking see I swear to GOD"

And for Battinson to calmly tap his shoulder. "Hello."

Then it's back to Kansas apple pie boy, " Oh my god! Bruce, hi!"

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Class of 09 used with Bruce Wayne because this is just fun to do 😂 i love taking these lines from random stuff and tweaking them, it's neat and a good writing aid:

Diana Prince: Selina won’t talk to us, so we thought you could.

Bruce Wayne (hesitation): I could… but she may or may not have compromising photos of me.

Clark Kent: Compromising like she captured you and tied you up?

Bruce Wayne(looking at his phone to avoid eye contact): Yeah… not really against my will.

Diana Prince leaning forward with a smirk: Are these compromising images a little… risqué?

Bruce Wayne, without hesitation: I may or may not have been covered in baby oil.

Clark, blushing: …

Diana Prince: Can we see the pictures?

Bruce Wayne: Get out of my office.

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Dick Grayson: We missed out on the mission for very traumatic reasons.

Jason Todd: Yeah trauma seems like a valid excuse.

Bruce Wayne: For some reason, I don’t believe you but today I think that’s your problem.

Jason Todd: Is being a fucking bitch your problem.

Dick Grayson: Jason! Can you both not!

Bruce Wayne: If you skipped the job I'm paying for to sleep with those woman again I swear-

Dick Grayson: The truth is... We're going through manic depression.

Jason Todd: Yup, depression and trauma.

Dick Grayson is fake sobs.

Jason Todd (feigning sadness): Oh my God the trauma and depression.

Bruce Wayne: Manic Depression? That hasn't stopped any of us or you.

Dick Grayson: It hit us late... Real late.

Jason Todd: Yup.

Jason stares at a wall distracted by a crooked painting.

Jason: I'm numb to it all, due... To my manic depression.

Jason walks over to the framed painting and fixes it.

Dick Grayson: See, he's so depressed he's fixing pictures on the wall. And I'm headed down a spiral. Yeah.

Jason turns back to face Bruce.

Jason Todd: Yeah that's right. I have no emotions whatsoever except for sadness… because you know, depression.

Bruce Wayne: For the sake of my patience, I’ll buy this for now.

Jason Todd: Thank God, at least you won't let both of us be killed again.

Dick Grayson: Would you stop poking the bear!

Dick Grayson drags Jason Todd out of Bruce's room.

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Generic robber: You asshole, I'll kill you and your family!

Bruce Wayne, in civilian attire: Hey man I got you arrested you ain't got to do me that favor.

[holysupesbatman]

SuperBat Fic Recs

Woaaaah boy. I was in the Superbat tag and saw someone asking for recs and I got about 5 fics in before I realized that wouldn't fit in a reply and decided I should just make a whole post. I feel like I've read half of the Bruce/Clark tag on ao3 at this point and yet I still find more every time I look.

As a note, this post is heavily editorialized. These are all fics I've personally read and are here because I liked them and they come from my ao3 bookmarks. If you want better details about the fic, follow the links and check them out 🤷‍♀️ I'm a picky reader so the fact that it's on the list says a lot, though our tastes may vary.

Onto the recs! I'll organize them by ratings and then by length for simplicity and at the end I'll recommend some of my favorite SuperBat authors for further reading!

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Rated: G

Uno Reverse by WixenBurr (~7k rated G) is really cute and fluffy

Summary: The batkids are trying to set Batman and Superman up. Unfortunately Bruce Wayne wants to date some rando news reporter named Clark Kent.

Rated: T

Know You Better by rotasha (~6k rated T)

super fluffy and cute. I adore this fic. Summary: Clark asks Bruce on a date, not knowing he’s a famous billionaire. Bruce says yes, because this is the first time this has ever happened to him.

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173 (~13k rated T)

This one is SO much fun – Nobody believes Clark after he meets the supposed "flirty, stupid, entitled drunk" playboy billionaire Brucie Wayne when he says he's actually "clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive."

Saudade by liodain (~20k rated T)

OK THIS ONE MAKES MY HEART MELT IT'S SO FLUFFY AND SWEET I CAN'T. Like put this on your re-read when you're sad and need to feel like love and goodness exist list. Bruce breaks down in Kansas in 2006 years before BvS and meets young Clark.

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990 (~23k rated T)

It's just 20k of Clark simping for Bruce. That's it. That's the fic. He's a golden retriever and he's in love, Your Honor. Bruce is not unaffected, but the pining is glorious.

summary: Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it

Mr. Romantic by Pandamomochan (~24k rated T)

ft Established Relationship SuperBat. Summary: Clark gets tasked to write a Valentine's Day article. The end result has every single women throwing themselves at him. Clark has always been patient with the drove of Brucie fans. Will Bruce be as mature with Clark's sudden popularity?

How to Date a Superhero by @solomonara (~25k rated T)

Technically a series of fics. Pure fluff. 1. Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue. 2. Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. 3. Deleted scenes from the How to Date a Superhero series, ruthlessly cut in most cases to prevent the Robins from taking over.

In every sense of the word by froggy-o (bobafiend) (~29k rated T) From the author's summary: Alternatively titled "Why Wonder Woman is on the verge of losing her fucking mind."

I swear this fic is just Diana's eyebrow twitching as she watches Bruce and Clark start dating and she's let in on both their civilian identities meanwhile Superman and Batman are on the watchtower arguing and disagreeing about basically everything on the daily. In the name of Justice, of course. The identity porn is on a whole other level and it was done so well.

Get Over It by rotasha (~32k rated T)

heh this one has plenty of identity hijinks. Sooooo funny. Summary: Bruce needs to get over his inconvenient feelings for Superman and he meets an attractive reporter who he thinks can help him do just that. Little does he know...

the cost of being a good dad by Mawiiish (~96k rated T)

hehehe... the batkids set up a dating profile for Bruce and catfish Clark. It's more of a blind date for Bruce (not that he had any idea he was going on a date at all), but who has Clark been texting for the past several weeks??? Oh yeah. The kids. What follows is as follows. Still with capes!

Rated: M

Guardian Dog by BombusBombus (~22k rated M)

Summary: There's something wrong with Clark Kent. He has to be a villain, right? A threat? He doesn't behave like a normal person, no matter how handsome or clever he may seem.

grasp his heart (once and for all) by liodain (~32k rated M) soulmate AU fic. Pretty emotional LOTS of identity issues going on there like so much. Kinda high on the drama and angst there honestly but it was a cute read. Summary: Bruce Wayne doesn't believe in fate.

tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter (~33k rated M)

love me a fake dating AU. Summary: It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

Strangers When We Meet by Trista_zevkia (~63k rated M)

ANOTHER soulmate AU! This time feat. Kryptonian Biology hehehe. Summary: Clark Kent thought he was straight, until Batman kick started something. The question is what did Batman start? Is Brucie Wayne able to explain it to him?

ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat (~77k rated M)

OK NO LISTEN this is one of my all-time favorite fics EVER. It's so meta and so funny. Clark is us. We are Clark. Clark is writing RPF for the Bruce/Batman ship and he's very convinced it's real EVEN THOUGH he has a huge crush on the Batman... let the hijinks BEGIN.

Rated: E

Embracing Destiny by Mithen (~8k rated E)

This one is just really really cute. Summary: As a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st century, a teenaged Clark learns a stunning secret about his own future: he and someone called "Batman" will be legendary lovers.

perfect strangers by susiecarter (~15k rated E)

like. bruh. susie did it again. This tag says it all: communication failure. I love this one though. Summary: Batman and Superman are fucking. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are a great cover for fighting crime, and also might be dating. Bruce and Clark have no idea what they're doing; but they definitely aren't going to be able to talk themselves into stopping.

Relinquishing Control by foxyk (~25k rated E)

afsfwsdfhishdfksj no words. Read the authors summary and then just go read the fic:

Superman worries that if he lets go he'll injure his partner. Batman knows better. Batman worries that if he lets someone else in, he'll hurt them. Superman knows better.

Picture Perfect by TheSaltiestDog @the-saltiest-dog (~26k rated E)

this one is cute and then horny on main but also just so fluffy. Clark sees Bruce in a new light through candid shots, then proceeds to take lots of candid shots as they begin a relationship. Cue schmoop, fluff, smut, and – you guessed it! –Miscommunication!

A Night Off and sequel A Day Off by Mawiiish (~37k combined; first part is E, second is T)

One of my all-time favorites. My bookmark says 10/10 would read again soooooooo... 👀🤷‍♀️😅🥵

Bruce is enjoying one of his few nights off when a very persistent young man offers to buy him a drink. At first he's apprehensive; he's just here for a good time and this Clark seems to be looking for more than that. Then again, what harm can one drink do?

Clark wakes up to an empty bed and despite Bruce being honest from the start, he's still disappointed.

The Downsides to a Secret Identity by liodain (~42k rated E)

I'm currently reading this one – the summary from the author says it all, it's so good but sooo drama:

Bruce Wayne has taken a shine to Clark Kent, but Clark is more interested in the Bat of Gotham. The Bat, however, has it in for the Superman in a big way. Clark should probably have considered that before falling quite so hard. They're working together to track down some missing Kryptonian weaponry, after all...

50 Shades of Wayne by susiecarter (~161k rated E)

No but listen, this is actually so full of plot and emotional depth and not as much smut as you might think. It's a full-scale retelling of Batman v Superman but without them knowing each other's secret identities. I read it in one go... the reveal? Maybe the best I've ever read. Soooo many emotions. It's one of the few times I've read BDSM in a fic and it actually felt in character. I wasn't sure I would read it when I started, but it was a compelling read and extremely well done. Honestly, I'd read it again.

SuperBat Author Shoutouts:

susiecarter @susiecarter

liodain @liodain

Resacon1990 @sassyresacon1990

shipyrds @burins

Mawiiish @superbattrash

rotasha

Mithen

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Life in the City 2

Warnings: this fic will include dark content such as bad friends, creep behaviour, abuse of power dynamics, and possible untagged elements. My warnings are not exhaustive, enter at your own risk.

This is a dark!fic and explicit. 18+ only. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.

Summary: You move to the big city and find yourself swallowed up by its chaos.

Characters: Clark Kent, Thor Odinson, short!reader

Note: A brief reprieve from the snakish prince.

As per usual, I humbly request your thoughts! Reblogs are always appreciated and welcomed, not only do I see them easier but it lets other people see my work. I will do my best to answer all I can. I’m trying to get better at keeping up so thanks everyone for staying with me.

Your feedback will help in this and future works (and WiPs, I haven’t forgotten those!) Please do not just put ‘more’. I will block you. No tag list, do not ask for updates.

I love you all immensely. Take care. 💖

You nurse your glass of wine. You're not much of a drinker, you mostly brought it for Melanie. Despite her agitation, she seems to be enjoying it. She snuggles up to Clark as you sit awkwardly at the other end of the couch.

You really shouldn't be here. The longer you sit in silence and pretend to care about the movie, the more you think of leaving. You definitely crashed their party and they're not being very subtle.

You reach for a handful of popcorn to busy yourself. The crunch blocks out Melanie's shameless whispers. She doesn't get much back but she doesn't give up. You can't find an exit plan that isn't completely obvious.

Finally, she quiets down upon getting a grunt from Clark. She nestles against him and rests her head on his shoulder as he drapes an arm over her. You can't help the pang of loneliness. You're not jealous, it's just been a while since you had someone to snuggle aside from your stuffed hippo.

You sit back as you swallow down the last of the kernels with a swig of wine. You put the wine glass on the glass coaster Melanie kept reminding you of. As the evening sets in, the room is only lit with the glow of the television. The haze of colours and alcohol itches on your eyelids.

You yawn and plant your elbow on the armrest, leaning into it as you tilt your head. Your lashes close, only for a moment before you twitch. You feel a tickle on your hip. You lift your head slightly and peer down from the corner of your vision.

Is he... touching you? Maybe it's a mistake or he doesn't realise he's doing it. You freeze, mortified. You should clear your throat or move or something...

You can't. His fingertips brush down your thigh and back up it, lingering just along the curve of your ass. You reach for your wine and he rescinds his hand, curling his arm around Melanie as she gives a delighted moan.

What was that? You're overthinking this. He probably thought it was her. Somehow. You're not sure. He's a nice guy, a stranger still, he wouldn't just touch you.

You drain the last of your wine and stand up, "just gonna pop into the bathroom."

"Whatever," Melanie dismisses as she rubs Clark's chest. 

You don't look at him but you swear you can feel his gaze on you. You circle around the back of the couch and find your way to the bathroom. You close yourself in and shake the jitters from your nerves.

You're tired and you don't know if it even happened. You've been drinking and maybe just maybe you're a little tipsy. Well, at least the movie is almost done. You can try to catch the last bus or turn in for the night if Melanie lets you have the couch.

You get yourself together and go back out. As you near the couch, Melanie and Clark quickly part, their sloppy kiss ending in a pop. You try not to give away your discomfort and resume your seat, pressing yourself against the armrest as small as you can.

"I'm getting tired, sweetie," Melanie whines.

"The movie's not done," his voice is rocky and low.

"I've seen it," she pouts.

"Well, I haven't. If you want to lay down, I'll be in when it's over," he says coolly but not unkindly.

"You can finish it tomorrow," she simpers.

"Hon, you got a friend here," he reminds her, "don't be rude."

He looks at you and sends you a smile you barely glimpse as you shy away.

"I never even invited her," she hisses under her breath.

"Go to bed, Mel," he retorts, his timbre steady, "you've had too much wine."

"I haven't had enough," she snarls.

"Honey," he softens his tone, "remember what we talked about."

She's quiet as she stares at him. You can only see the back of her head. She sniffs and leans in to kiss his cheek, "sure, sweetie, I'll be in bed..." she stands, tickling his jawline, "waiting for you.”

You give a sheepish ‘good night’ but she doesn't answer, or even look your way. You dip your chin down, embarrassed by her indifference and turn your focus back to the television. Well, not much longer and you can hide in the dark and wait for morning.

Clark bends forward to take the bowl of popcorn off the table. He sits back and offers you some as he sidles a bit closer. You shake your hand and murmur, “no thanks.” All the salt and butter is already curdling in your tummy.

He shoves a few kernels in his mouth and chews as he watches the screen. You don't enjoy it as much now. Your nostalgia sears away as the tension rises between you and him. The kiss that should be a resolution is suddenly awkward and cringe worthy.

“So,” he swallows, “how long have you known Melanie?”

His voice is like thunder in the lull. You rub your arm, his shadow lurking at the edge of your eye line as you keep your head straight. You clear your throat, “for a while… since high school.”

“Oh, wow, she never mentioned you,” he says, “what's that like ten years or something.”

“About that,” you answer. 

“I mean, don't know why it wouldn't have come up. A friend who brings snacks? That's the best kind,” he puts the popcorn down and grabs one of the coloured napkins to wipe his fingertips.

“Um, I stayed… back in our hometown. Went to school in the next city but lived at home so… just moved here to see what it's really like,” you shrug.

“Oh, just got here? How are you liking it?”

“It's… blurry,” you chuckle nervously. Didn't he want to see the end? He's talking over the whole thing.

“Yeah, I know what you mean,” he stretches his arm across the back of the couch as he reclines. He sets his knees wide as his hand rests just behind your head. “I grew up on a farm. When I got here, I was so lost.”

“A farm?”

“Oh, yeah, big wake up call, but there's not much fodder for journalism in a field,” he snorts.

“Right, you're a journalist?”

“Sure am, with The Daily Planet. Little magazine you may have heard of.”

You blanch and nearly slap yourself, “Daily Planet? Clark… Kent?”

“Ha, so you've heard of me.”

“Yeah, uh, I…” you pause. He's older than you expected but you're not surprised. Melanie always had a type. “I wrote a review of your work in my undergrad.”

“You did?” He sounds amused as he leans a bit closer.

“Sure, well, we had to choose a contemporary writer…”

“I'm flattered. You did journalism?”

“Not exactly, it was just one class,” you wilt into the armrest.

“So what do you do?”

“Well, not what I studied,” you sigh, “I work a desk job. Data analysis.”

“Riveting stuff,” he kids and nudges you playfully when you don't laugh. “You know, Mel never mentioned she grew up in a small town. She always just seemed like she was from around here.”

“Uh, yeah, well, she hated the place so…” you scratch your chin as the hest crawls up your face. “How long have you and her, er, been dating?”

“Well, three months officially. Before were were just ‘having fun’,”he brings his hands up to curl his fingers in quotation, “that's what she called it anyway.”

“Oh, well uh, she seems to really like you,” you utter dumbly.

“Yeah, I think so,” his smirk is laced in his tone.

The room goes completely quiet and suddenly the drum track begins. You watch the credits roll as Clark faces the television. He laughs, “oops, guess I wasn't paying attention.”

He drags his arm from the back of the couch as he stands, his hand grazing your shoulder. He stretches and you notice the hem of his shirt lift, a peek of his muscled stomach above the elastic of his sweatpants. You quickly dart your eyes in the other direction. 

“I should… go check on her, but can I get you anything? Water? Help dilute the wine?” He offers.

“Er, well, no, I can get some myself. I’d hate to infringe–”

“Well, I wouldn’t ask if it was a problem,” he says.

“Really, it’s fine, I think I’ve taken up enough of your time.”

He nods and glances towards the hall, “you know, it didn’t bother me having you here. I’m sorry about her.”

“You don’t have to…”

“I know she forgot. She’s done it to me too. Before we were… official,” he says the last word with punctuated syllables.

“Oh, I’m sorry–”

“See, it’s not that hard to apologise so, I’ll make sure she does,” he interjects, “and I’ll let you settle down. It’s late and I’m sure you’re exhausted. Coming all the way here after work. You really went out of your way and I had a great night. Thanks.”

“Er, yeah, sure,” you murmur, “thanks for… joining in.”

He reluctantly leaves you as you watch him with bated breath. You’re so frigging awkward. You wait until you hear the bedroom door shut before you get up, taking the wine glass with you.

You go to the kitchen and rinse out the glass, refilling it with fresh water. You bring it back to the living room and move a pillow against the armrest, pulling down the fluffy throw onto the cushions. You shut off the television and tuck yourself in, the blanket too short, even for you.

What a lame Friday night. You could’ve had more fun alone.

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It takes a bit for you to even feel tired. Your body is achy and sore but your mind is racing. Finally, you manage to close your eyes for more than a few minutes. You roll over to face the back of the couch and nestle into the pillow. You yawn as you feel yourself drifting.

A high pitch leaks into your ears. You twitch and your lashes flutter. It’s just the pipes or a siren somewhere in the distance. The city sure is loud. You hear it again, something more akin to a squeak.

You shift onto your back as your stomach tingles. You cover your face with your arm and try to ignore the irritating sound but it just doesn’t stop. Your eyes snap open as you rip your arm off your head, realising what it is.

The soft low growls in return, the steady tap against the wall… it’s not the pipes or a siren. It’s Melanie. And Clark. They’re… 

You flip the pillow over your head and bend your arm around it, blocking out the noise. Just when you think you can’t get any lower. You’ve been there before. The third wheel, the wing woman. High school was just you standing against the wall as Melanie made out with boys at a party you weren’t even invited to.

Maybe things haven’t changed that much. Maybe it’s that you didn’t see what was right in front of you. The one friend you thought you had, forgets you just like everyone else. This whole thing was a mistake. Moving to the city just so you can be her tag-along.

You wallow in your self-pity and sink down into your unconscious. The world slips away from you as your dreams ripples with muddy colours. You feel as if you're floating, bobbing on soft waves, disoriented and dazed.

You wake to the clink of glass. You groan as your head aches, the cushions stiff and unforgiving. Your neck is knotted just above your shoulders. You rub your cheek and stay as you are, still under the pillow as you get your bearings. You remember where you are and cling to the dregs of sleep in your eye.

Cool air tinges your skin, your leg hooked over the blanket. You hug the crumpled throw as the night seeps icily though your pajamas. The thin short set speckled in the little red hearts offer little warmth. You reach back to pull the shorts to your thigh as it rides up and tilt onto your back.

As you do, you sense a shadow over you. You peek under the slits of your eyelids and see a figure standing just a few feet from the other end of the couch. Long breaths blow into the air. It’s too large to be Melanie. It’s him. Is he watching you?

You can’t move. You’re paralysed in horror. Why is he just standing there? Goosebumps raise on your skin. You feel a whisper against your hip where he touched you earlier. It just can’t be that. He’s too nice.

You don’t know what to do so you close your eyes and lay completely still. You measure your breath as you wait. There’s a soft thunk as he sets down a glass on the table by the armrest and walks up the side of the couch.

Don’t move, don’t move, don’t move…

He tugs on the throw and spreads it over you as best he can. His fingers drag up your arm and he lingers, stroking your cheek as you resist the urge to pull away. He lets out a low growl and lumbers away, swiping up his glass as he goes.

You let your eyes open and catch a glimpse of his silhouette. His back is bare and thickly corded. The moonlight limns his muscles just before he disappears into the hall. You shudder as you release the heavy breath from your chest.

The bedroom door snaps shut as you clutch the blanket tight. It starts again. Melanie’s moans, Clark’s grunts, and the knocking of the bed frame. Quicker than before, almost furious. You just want this night to end.

[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

Drastic.

《Clark Kent/Superman x Reader HEADCANONS》

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"Ohoho~!" You laugh mockingly, sweet. Prideful and arrogant as you stand beside the reporter. "I'm glad to have met you, Mr. Reporter.. Maybe will see each other soon!" You chirped, soft and gentle as you wave him off, heading into the limousine.

I swear there's a fic of like Wayne!Reader out there that's shipped with Clark! I swear!

Also! I think it would be fun that the reader was the "comedic-villaness" troupe since the show is so "shoujo-esk".

I would see Wayne!Reader straight up going to Metropolis to spite Bruce or to "understand" this so called "superman"

Then meeting Clark and just dragging him to expensive places and Clark showing her the simple city life.

VERY HALLMARK LOL

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"So 'Superman', very... Heroic." You chuckle lightly, easily walking around the roof-top as the "Super-Man" floats beside you, watching you carefully as you shrug at him.

Honestly love this idea of a Spider!Reader just being like Punk-Spider/Ghost and a hint of Miles!

Two heros forced to trust each other without realizing their identity! Miraculous anyone? Jk

Either spider!reader is from another dimension trying to get home. Or lives in the same universe. Personally, I like the first option!

I need this written! Maybe I will one day!

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[Aight' This has been on my mind since I first posted my old fic! So yeah! Tag me if your inspired and wanna write about my ideas! Or let me know in the comments that yall need these fics! Maybe I'll write them!]

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Fanfiction Reccomendations

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hi im a little insane and i read way too many fics 💖

here are some fics I've enjoyed this week! so far it's mostly batman, danny phantom, and crossovers between those two! haha I need some variety I swear.

everything under the read more because I have fifteen (15) listed! <3 okay thanks for checking out my recs!!

(if the formatting is a little ugly, it's because i did this on the app on my phone <3)

(tumblr (app) is a peice of shit and deleted some of the fics i had on here. aaaaaaaaa) (i will try again next week)

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Wait, I'm a What? by @atiyasnake

based on a tumblr post

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 31k+ Words. Last Updated June. 5k+ Kudos. Misunderstandings. Ghost King Danny. Accidental Crime Lord Danny. Cryptid Danny. Sentient Gotham.

He kept taking the cash from the assholes (and damn there were a lot of assholes near where he lived) messing with the residents who lived in the area. He kept accepting their offers of food. So because of this new routine that kept him able to afford to rent out his shitty (and possibly illegal) apartment and the hunger pangs sufficiently satisfied, rumors grew.

Like and Survive - Phantom’s Guide to Young Hero Survival by @robinasnyder

based on a tumblr post

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 73k+ Words. Last Updated July. 3k+ Kudos. Youtuber Danny. Ghost King Danny. Adult Danny. Good Parent Clark Kent. Therapist Jasmine Fenton.

Phantom is considered an old timer who deals with a small city and nowhere else. When he begins uploading videos with advice for young heroes, he hopes a few new heroes might avoid some of the pain he went through. He's shocked at just how popular his advice suddenly becomes.

Bus To Nowhere by @precarious-hermit

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 98k+ Words. Last Updated July. 20k+ Kudos. Ghost King Danny. Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton.

After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.

The Firstborn Son by @faeriekit

Complete. Two-Shot. 7.5k Words. 1k+ Kudos. Ghost King Danny. The Infinite Realms. Dimension Travel. Accidental Child Acquisition. Child Endangerment. Mind Control. Horror.

Danny Phantom, a somewhat established ruler of the Ghost Zone, has unwittingly acquired a baby.

And. Well. He can't exactly keep it in Pariah's Keep. He's no parent, not to mention the huge problem of how the air and sky destabilize human cellular structure. There has to be a way to prove that the man is safer than the home the baby comes from.

...But the man has his own ward.

Hm. Danny can exploit this. What's an assessment without a little test?

Amity In The Ghost Zone by @ghostboybrainrot

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 7k+ Words. Last Updated March. 1k+ Kudos. Good Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton.

The city doesn't return on its own after Pariah Dark is defeated. Without knowing how to get the whole city back to the living world, Danny tries to evacuate the residents but most Amity Parkers don't really want to leave. Some people do, but many decide to stay. After all, Amity Park is their home, and the idea of having to start over somewhere new isn't very appealing. So the town, for the most part, continues on like normal.

Holding Me Now In Hand by @disillusioneddanny

Completed. Multi-Chaptered. 67k+ Words. 4k+ Kudos. Death Defying. Dick/Danny. Ghost King Danny. Teacher Danny. Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton. Miscommunication. Identity Reveal.

After Tim Drake tells his family about his new insane chemistry teacher, Dick Grayson decides to do some investigation himself.

What he wasn't expecting was to instantly fall in love with the chaotic science teacher.

Our Empty Graves by @nabtime

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 63k+ Words. Last Updated July. 3k+ Kudos. Graphic Depictions of Violence. Dead On Main. Jason/Danny. Slowburn. Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton. Hazmat AU. Mute Danny. Hurt/Comfort.

They say that Red Hood has a loyal mutt. The man rules his territory in Crime Alley with an iron fist and a guard dog at his side. No one's ever heard him speak. Anyone who's ever seen him says he looks like an experiment gone wrong, that Hood picked him up somewhere unspeakable. They say he'll do anything Red Hood asks of him and he'll do it well. Rival gangs say he's vicious, that he'd sooner rip your throat out than let you go.

death echoes by @redskyeatnight

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 38k+ Words. Last Updated June. 9k+ Kudos. Account Locked. Ghost King Danny. BAMF Danny. Creepy Danny.

Cold air on the back of his neck. Skeletal fingertips skittering up his spine, barely there and yet pressing so hard they would surely leave indents. A sound like an iceberg cracking apart echoing in his ears and through his head, pain following in its wake.

His throat went cold, his tongue suddenly numb.

And for a second - just a second - he smelled nothing but the stench of death.

"Oh My God, I'm Becoming My Father." by @fanfiction-artist-prototype

Incomplete. Three-Shot. 22k+ Words. Last Updated June. 1k+ Kudos. Account Locked. Misunderstandings. Angst and Hurt/Comfort. Blood and Injury. Accidental Child Acquisition. Implied/Reference Underage Prostitution. Protective Jason Todd.

Dani needs money, there's only so long her human body can last without food, and she lost the credit card Sam gave her when she crash-landed in Gotham city bay. So, she decides she's going to go the one guy she knows exists in Gotham that will help a kid down on their luck no questions asked - Red Hood.

Last time she'd seen Danny, he'd told her that there were rumours the Red Hood was undead, so he was the safest option for a halfa like her.

Hatred At First Sight by Sagoberattare

based on a tumblr post

Complete. One-Shot. 1k Words. 4k+ Kudos. SoulHate AU. Danny Phantom is a Little Shit.

Until the Joker looked at the skrunky kid in a ratty hoodie that looked like he could be a Wayne adoptee. And they both froze for a good minute.

And like some kind of demented switch got flipped the kid snarled and (still with his hands tied behind his back mind you) launched himself at the Joker.

Back to the World, In the End by @akela-nakamura

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 9k+ Words. Last Updated June. 800 Kudos. Halfa Jason Todd. Heavy Angst. Supernatural illnesses. Jason Todd is Not Okay. Eventual Comfort.

Jason's been sick for weeks and nothing he does seems to help. He's not ready for his confrontation with the Bat. He's not ready for his plans to fall apart when they've barely begun.

But his illness isn't stopping. One warm Gotham night, he hits a metaphorical wall.

Nightwing finds Red Hood on a rooftop. It's been a long night, but it might be looking up. After all, finally capturing the Red Hood will make Gotham that much safer.

Inquisitive by @oliveofvanders

Completed. One-Shot. 1k+ Words. 2k+ Kudos. Journalist Danny. Danny is a Little Shit. Damien Wayne Loves Animals. Crack Treated Seriously.

Damian has a very specific way of dealing with reporters – show them the animals, that usually scares them off.

Danny, however, has seen weirder shit in his lifetime.

Like Betta Fish Do by @clockwayswrites

Incomplete. Multi-Chaptered. 48k+ Words. Last Updated July. Updates Bi-Weekly. 7k+ Kudos. Dead On Main. Jason/Danny. Ghost King Danny. Halfa Jason. Canon-Typical Violence. Jason Todd Needs a Hug. Danny Fenton Needs a Hug. Lazarus Side Effects. Identity Reveal.

Danny had ended up trespassing in Jason's haunt. He didn't mean to. Total accident, he swears. (He blames Johnny.) So he bought the other halfa a basket of bathbombs and chocolate as a 'sorry, please don't disembowel me' gift. It was the proper thing to do, alright?

Everything was going to be just fine.

Then things got a little out of hand.

»»———-Batman-———-««

Send To All by @cairoscene

Completed. One-Shot. 3k Words. 5k+ Kudos. Emails. Epistolary. Poison Ivy Adjacent.

I, _____________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

»»———-Danny Phantom-———-««

and they were roommates by @captainbrookeworm

Completed. One-Shot. 9k+ Words. 400 Kudos. ChatFic. Humor. Memes. Crack. Crack Treated Seriously. Post-Canon. Identity Reveal.

Mr. Lancer’s English Class Group Chat

Wes Weston: FINALLY

Wes Weston: INDISPUTABLE PROOF

Tucker Foley: For the last time the moon landing was NOT faked!!!!

》 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • 。 。° 。。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ • 。 。°《

[grimreaperofroleplay]

Maws spoilers ahead

Okay so like, shit. I watched the new episode last night and god it was worth the wait

I absolutely loved the visuals for Kara and Clark and the moments they get together it was what I really needed

Also Sam jump scare, I didn't expect to see him in this episode but damn okay, pop off I guess? I also love the little bit content of Heatwire we got, I love the lesbians<33

The team up is a bit uncalled for but I guess the world almost ending can do that to people, also it is nice seeing waller actually stand her ground when it comes to how cruel she was and stood on the fact that she will protect the civilians even though that hasn't been what she was doing at all

The fact that Kara goes head to head against Clark one more time destroys me man. I was so sad watching that scene, ESPECIALLY THE HUG SHE NEEDED THAT HUG SO BAD AND JIMMY GETTING THROUGH TO HER?? GOD I LOVE IT

The fight to the sun was just, I don't think amazing even cuts the surface of it but dude I absolutely loved it! The fact we got to see kid Clark and Kara and again for a few seconds, and the fact that they just get even more powerful because they were directly above the sun, and the super suit transformation wasn't anything magic girl Clark like in season one but oh boy did it pick a good time for it

And the fact that Kara was the one to finish Brainiac is awesome but also sad to see since that was basically one of the only "person" she's known for years before and thought of him as a sort of father figure, I think the lines that broke me most was

"they're cheering for you Kal-el"

"they're cheering for both of us"

"oh. I did not know, I've never saved a planet before"

That absolutely broke but because god, that girl has been through hell and back I swear, the time skip was nice, seeing that everyone has slightly settled down after the event as Kara heals with the scar

Also the fact that the Kent's just immediately jump on parent mode after seeing Kara awake was soo fucking needed after the shit hell Brainiac put her through, and the catch scene? God I love it, I love everything about it, it was what we needed after that whole fight and actually just after everything

The epilogue to the episode was also nice to see, also I'm damn sure the planet knows, they have to because you don't just get invited to some random after party without who it's for, they had to have known especially since Sam was fucking there like seriously they know and they've known for long

I love the other scenes, Kara helping construction, though I am a bit sad she didn't get to keep her scar, that would've been badass, but yea the ending was lovely, Clark being so supportive of Lois is no suprise and I love that final kiss we get for this season, and soup on the roof

Also the way they fly away holding eachother hand, also Jimmy and Kara holding hands?? When's the wedding guys??

Anyways, I think that's about it to my opinions on the final episode of this season, I can't wait for the next season, I gonna make a bingo card because I swear I know something you all don't/j

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Batman is a scary cat - Do not Pet!

by MooseMink They were just about done fending off the invaders as, in a last desperate or maybe plain petty move, the leader of the aliens let go one last spell as he fled onto his ship and closed the portal behind himself. The spell manifested in a blue lightning that felt ice cold as it rushed past Barry and made next to no sound as it hit. As it hit the person next to him. The person next to him had been Batman. Barry turned around as quick as he could, which was very, he’s the flash after all, just to see the dust settle and where once the dark knight stood now only a ball of black fur sat. It took Barry’s brain long enough to compute what had happened that Hal had figured it out before him. “Did- Did spooky get turned into a cat ?” Or Batman gets turned into a Cat and the JL get to meet his family. Wally finds himself in love and Dick definitely has a type. Rated teen for swearing, flirting and mentioning of wounds - it's all mild but better safe then sorry. Words: 5751, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M, Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Barry Allen, Wally West, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Harper Row, Cullen Row, Clark Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Arthur Curry (DCU), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Oliver Queen, Zatanna Zatara, Selina Kyle, Red Hood, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas Relationships: Dick Grayson/Wally West, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Justice League & Members of the Team (Young Justice) & Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: How Do I Tag, Batman gets turned into a cat, Batfamily Meets the Justice League (DCU), Wally West is The Flash, Wally West Loves Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves Wally West, Identity Reveal, at least kind of, No masks get taken off, It's my first post have mercy, Attempt at Humor, Attempt at Romance, I'm Bad At Tagging, I'm Bad At Summaries, I'm Bad At Titles, Flirting, Bad Flirting, I'm Not Ashamed, maybe a little, I have no idea of romance, Justice League in gotham, Justice League Doesn't Know Bruce Wayne is Batman, Confused Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Author Is Sleep Deprived, Tim Drake Being a Little Shit, Dick Grayson is a Gift, Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member, no beta we die like jason todd, This wasn't meant to be gay, But Wally/Dick is the best, Canon ? What Canon ?, Not Canon Compliant, like at all, Minor Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Tags Are Hard, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Tried, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Humor via https://ift.tt/ZWefbiY

[vee-crytraps]

Hiiiii

I hope you're doing good, not good criticism aside.

Now, this chapter 🧑‍🍳💋 as always

There's so much to unpack good god.

The fact that Bruce forced everyone on an outing bc missy I ignore and isolate my daughter and then get mad when she goes looking for a more receptive father figure? It's so dad of him lol. Like, you're the one basically forcing your daughter to go look for love demonstrations that actually make her feel loved and not controlled, attention, understanding and quality time and then have the audacity to be mad, plan a shitty trip and then disappear. Honey, thanks for trying but you gave us absolutely nothing.

Dick mentioning how it was him and Bruce the ones to take Robin away from her says a lot about his character. I swear to god am equal parts attracted to your Richard as much as I am holding a personal Vendetta. Girl, get out of the stage please (and he's reenacting Mia's Goth "Please I'm a star!" Scream while we kick him out).

I don't feel good about being proved right like Barbara, good god, I feel so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭.

Jay bird baby, why are you out here proving me right? I don't wanna be. I need the fanon uwu coquette version of him to heal my heart. When he was I'm going back without any regard for batsis? Girl, I needed to take a deep breath and hold onto my heart pieces. Jay, Jason, my love, no. Immediately no. That was literally your only line.

Damian, and I AM biased, love you. He's so intense lmao, same boy, same. But when Nadia came? I put down my phone and punched a pillow. I could never. I'd probably die hahahahhaah

Can't hate her, she's giving enabling bad influence young aunt and I love it. Dick, you're stepping up to your nickname hun.

Also, the scene by the lake? Sorry, I literally want to slobber him up and hydrate his beautiful caramel skin with my saliva and tears cause he's so hot and then kick him in the balls and assure he doesn't have any offspring that could potentially come out as dumbassy as him. But him getting to know about Damian? Hihihihihihi I was rubbing my hands together.

This is just where my imagination went, batsis with Damian and Jon (sorry, I just love them together, they make a great pair and balance each other out). Dick's face would be so fucking funny.

Also, not him being "you shouldn't continue that". Shut up. The fact that you hurt her doesn't give you the right to assume Damian would. At least not the same way as you. And we all know he has already begun to ruin her opportunities at getting to know decent people (as Nikolai is described as) so don't act like you actually have her best interests in mind. You are so hypocritical Richard Grayson agh.

Also, Jon as always being THE knight in shining armour that he is coming to save the day. Dear heavens, can he be anymore sweethearty? Impeccable job, as always Jonathan Kent, immaculate. Clark, we salute you. Thank you for healing us and giving us a speck of hope in man kind (by this I mean actually men, not humans).

I may be a bit disillusioned with the girls. Come on sugar, please include your little sister innnnnnn. Barbara, stop being my representation in the story, I can't stand it. I just don't want to be right about the boys 😩

But it hurts so good!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!

Anyways, thanks for such an amazing chapter.

Ignore people who don't appreciate it. I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

Xoxo - 🫀

Ah, you have no idea how happy it makes me that you slid in here before I shut off my anons!!!

This is totally a shitty dad trip, this is for real a thing my dad used to do when I was a kid lmao. Dick is the mooooost complicated one of them all simply because batsis is like a piece of his childhood. I mean he was in his teens when she was adopted, but she was around long enough to know him from top to bottom. Much like Bruce he's got this caged bird attachment to her haha He does think he's doing good for her by steering her away from Damian and others, but it's the kind of 'I'm sure i'm right' that just so happens to align with the fact that he wants to wait until he's good enough for her. Jon is a very very lovely guy! Clark raised a good boy, but I hope everyone remembers that they're also superheroes! And aliens, who canonically don't experience or understand the entire range of human emotions. The venn diagram is only almost a circle. The truth is, most of these boys have been shot, stabbed, torn apart, mind controlled, broken every bone both indidivually and together, murdered and brought back to life in a goo that makes you crazy, broken then put back together both correctly and incorrectly emotionally and mentally; wooooof they are not okay. But they want to be! For her! They just have to learn a hard lesson first! Bruce has set the example that your civillian life is where you cut corners and make sacrifices- which does not bode well for batsis, who is attracted to people who were raised by him haha. Not to mention, her entire existence is her civillian life. Bad luck fr! Things will get better! Remember this leads into KMM where everything is sexy and happy! Thanks as always for dropping in. As you can guess it was pretty discouraging knowing I put like 90,000 words into creating this universe as a whole and then having someone tear it down with a few hundred. I very much needed this <3333

[cinnamonanddean]

Lord, they done shot my boy AGAIN.

And they can't even give him a pillow, godamn.

Wait, I think this one needs notes, Clark is gonna go into Lex's miiiiiind:

First of all, Clark already lives rent-free in Lex's head so yanno...

Where's the best pie you've ever had, honey? Is it Martha Kent's?

Oh SHIT that actually startled me.

White suit, this can't be good.

Oh a baaaaby. Hmm Alexander though, that's sus. Is he the bad side hiding out as a baby?

"Trust me, Clark. You're my best friend." WHY THO 😭😭😭

Why does Clark have to look at Baby Lex so SOFT?

LIONEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT DON'T TALK TO HIM

Oh my god he's literally got him by the scruff of the neck this is awful

How the EFF are they gonna let Clark witness this FIRST HAND and then still give up on Lex??? I am AGHAST

Clark I swear to God, if you watch that man abuse his wife and child and don't snap his neck as the first fucking thing you do when you wake up

I'm sorry, the Stride gum product placement is sending me

Lol Lois wtf did you think was gonna happen? I'm surprised he didn't snap the phone in half

BWAHA Lex calling him a voyeur is funny. Careful honey, glass houses.

OHHHHHH MY GOD THROWING HIM INTO A LEXANA LOVE SCENE JAYSUS

Christ his little "look at that" head jerk was SO HOT 🥵

Omg holding his head. I am having an aneurysm.

Oh you better believe I'm rewinding that

Fuck that was hot 🚬

Clark chasing after Lex and Alexander instead of going out the door 🥺

"Promise me that you will never stop fighting" agghhhgkfkgkghh 😭

I'm not gonna quote the whole scene but just know that I am sobbing in a puddle

Uh I'm pretty sure being thrown through that thing would have killed that dude

Lionel you ambulatory trashcan, how the hell are you making yourself out to be the hero here??

Oh gosh

Oh daaaang, that's cold. TOO LITTLE TOO LATE LIONEL!

Aww Clark and Chloe 🥺 I love their relationship so much

Uh ohhhh. Was he telling the truth about Lana hanging up?

God, the lashes on Rosenbaum. Welling too, I noticed them in Persona. Men always get the good lashes.

"I grew up" that ain't the whole truth honey and you know it

[ocielsdemon]

About The Author

Hi guys! For privacy purposes I'm going with an alias mwhehe. So my name which is not my name is Cairo, I love to write stories for fun and I am willing to take requests!

I write smut, fluff, angst, slow burn, anything!

I'm into superheroes and anime and k-pop which is what I'll mainly will write on here!

Anime

Black Butler

Sebastian Michaelis

Ciel Phantomhive (no smut requests)

Vincent Phantomhive

Mey Rin

Baldroy

Finny (no smut requests)

Snake (no smut requests)

Undertaker

Grell Sutcliff

Ronald Knox

Othello

Every P4 member

Soma Asman Kadar

Agni

Attack On Titan

Eren Yaegar

Mikasa Ackerman

Armin Arlert

Levi Ackerman

Hange Zöe

Erwin Smith

Jean Kristen

Sasha Braus

Conny Springer

Reiner Braun

Annie Leonhart

Bertholdt Hoover

Historia Reiss

Ymir

Death Note

L (Lawliet)

Light Yagami

I swear there's more I've watched I jus can't remember right now💀✋

I'm mostly into DC so here we go....

Batman (Bruce Wayne)

Superman (Clark Kent)

Nightwing (Dick Grayson)

Flash (Barry Allen)

Cyborg (Victor Stone)

Raven (no smut requests)

Starfire (Kori)

Beast Boy (Garfield) (no smut requests)

John Constantine

Zatanna Zatara

Aquaman (Arthur Curry)

Damian Wayne (no smut requests.)

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Shazam (Billy Batson) (no smut requests)

Don't be afraid to ask for requests!

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Hair Trigger

Fandom: DC Comics, Batfam, Superfam, YJ98

Summary: A junior at Gotham University, Jason finds it difficult to conceal his worsening mental health from his family and his friend, Jon Lane Kent. Family secrets are revealed and boundaries are pushed as Jason and Laney struggle to navigate through school, their romantic feelings, and their trauma. Could the reintroduction of Laney Kent be more trouble than it's worth, or is it just what Jason needed to confront the demons of his past?

I will also do trigger warnings for chapters and if there is smut I have the chapter(s) tagged so you don't have to worry about nsfw in the fic if you're just here for the story itself.

Chapters: 14/?

Characters: Jason Todd, Jonathan Lane Kent, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake, Conner Kent, Natalia Knight, Jonathan Samuel Kent, Cassie Sandsmark, Chris Kent, Bart Allen, Original Character(s)

Relationships: JayLaney, Clois, TimKon

Additional Tags: University AU, No Powers AU, Sharing A Bed, Romance, Angst, TW // Grooming Mention (Lois and Laney have a conversation about grooming)

Chapter Fourteen: Mama Lois

When Lois and Laney got back to the apartment, Laney went straight to his room. "Laney," Lois whispered as she stood in the doorway, waiting for an answer from him. "Lane—."

"What do you want me to say?" Laney asked as he folded the blankets from his mother's blow-up mattress. Lois massaged her temples. "Say it. I know you're dying to. Tell me I'm a liar."

"I don't know what you're talking about. Laney, I just want to know why you're angry at me," Lois replied. Her voice was soft and secure. Laney started to feel dizzy, and he sat on his bed. "Lane, please."

"I lied... I only told half the story, and now he's in town, and I have a lot of feelings that I wish I could get rid of—."

"Laney, did something happen?" Lois asked. Laney took his shoes off, and he lay back on the bed. He pushed his hair back and let out a gasping noise before bursting into tears.

"You and dad weren't there, and it sounds a lot worse than it was. I couldn't—." He swallowed hard as tears streamed down his cheeks. "You weren't there," Laney whispered, his voice defeated. He tried to steady his breaths. Lois took off her shoes and sat cross-legged on the bed next to him.

"C'mere," Lois murmured, and Laney hid his face in her lap.

"He loved me, and I loved him... I know it wasn't right now that I'm—. He really did—."

"Lane, I'm going to ask you one last time, and this time I need you to let me finish asking. I don't want you to lie, but I need to ask... Laney did you and your counselor—? Were you—? Laney, did your counselor have sex with you?" Lois asked. Her hands shook, and she clasped them together.

"No," Laney's voice broke as he answered, "He brought it up, and I freaked out." He continued to cry into his mother's skirt.

Lois looked up as she blinked her tears away and whispered, "Jonathan, I need you to promise me you're not just telling me what I want to hear. As your mom, I have to know just that," Lois whispered. Laney turned away from her.

"I didn't. Mom, I wouldn't have. I swear I didn't," Laney promised.

Lois took her hair down and pulled it back up as she struggled to find the words to say to him.

"You're gonna tell Dad, aren't you?" Laney mumbled as he wiped his tears away with his palms. Lois made an affirmative noise.

"I promise, once I tell Clark, we won't bring it up again unless you want to talk about it," Lois replied as she reached to touch Laney's hair.

"I was so stupid—."

"Laney, you did the right thing... I know it wasn't an easy choice to make to say no to him. I know it had to be hard to keep this to yourself—."

"Do you want me to come home?" Laney asked. Lois shook her head.

"I want you to feel secure... Do you want to come home?" Lois asked. Laney didn't say anything. "You can come home if you want to, but I'm not sure that's what you want."

Laney got up and collected his things before going to the bathroom to take his shower. Lois sighed and made a call while he was gone. "Lois?" Clark answered softly.

"Laney told me something, and I don't want to repeat it to you unless you can promise not to say anything about it. I promised him that we wouldn't talk about it until he felt like it," Lois whispered.

"I promise... What did he say?" Clark asked. Lois lay backward on Laney's bed and took a deep breath.

"When Laney left with his counselor that day, it was because he thought they were in love—." Clark made a noise as if he were ready to say something, but Lois's voice interrupted him. "And before you say something, I asked him, and he said nothing happened. Laney said no... He's pretty fragile right now, so I need you to keep your promise."

Lois and Clark continued to speak quietly to one another on the phone until Laney came back into his room and lay next to Lois. "Hi, Dad... Are the boys home from school yet?" Laney asked. Clark made an affirmative noise.

"They're in the kitchen having a snack. How are you feeling?" Clark asked.

Laney closed his eyes. "I could be better—."

"Dad, is that Laney?" a voice asked.

"Laney, I'm giving Sammy the phone," Clark noted.

"Laney, guess what!" Sammy exclaimed.

"You found my Mr. Krabs lego that goes with the Spongebob set?" Laney asked.

"No," Sammy laughed, "I'm class president! I found out I won today!"

A smile spread across Laney's face, and he climbed onto his bed all the way to hold the phone. "No kidding? Congrats! What do you have to do now that you're class president?" Laney asked.

"I get to do the count for class votes, and if kids in my class aren't getting along, I can be a mediator," Sammy explained.

"They picked the perfect guy for the job. I'm so proud of you, Sam," Laney replied, his voice softened. "I really am."

"Oh! Chris has news too... Tell him," Sammy whispered.

"Are you still gonna try to come to some of my games?" Chris asked.

"What? Are you serious?" Laney exclaimed. "Of course I'm gonna come to your game! I promise, and we'll go get ice cream after."

"How's your day going?" Christopher asked.

"Um... It's going a lot better now that I've heard everybody's good news," Laney answered, "I was about to take a nap."

"Is your heart still hurting?" Sammy asked.

"No, I'm okay. I just get a little dizzy when I do too much. Thank you for asking," Laney whispered.

"Laney, did you check your mail?" Sammy asked.

"Nuh-uh, I haven't checked my mail in a while," Laney replied, "Should I check my mail?" Lois started to snore, and Laney looked over at her. "Wait... Am I on speaker?"

"Uh-huh," Chris answered. Laney held the phone close to Lois's face so the boys could hear her snore. They both giggled, and Clark prompted them to say their goodbyes so he could talk to Laney.

"Lane," Clark asked. Laney stood up and took Lois's shoes off, and he put her feet up so that he could throw a blanket over her.

"They sound like they're doing good," Laney whispered.

"How are you feeling? Honestly," Clark asked. Laney left his room door cracked as he walked to the kitchen.

"I feel really mixed up," Laney replied, "But I told Mom the truth. I just want to move forward."

Clark made an affirmative noise. "Promise me that if things start to get rough for you that you'll talk to me or your mother or even Conner... Laney, we love you so much," Clark whispered, "I know you hear it a lot, but it's something we really mean... And please don't eat junk food all day."

"I won't, Dad... And I love you too," Laney whispered as he opened the fridge and took out some vegetables to make himself a salad. Clark hung up the phone.

Laney made himself a salad and sat and watched the news until he fell asleep. "Laney, why didn't you wake—?" Laney sat up all the way and blew out a breath of air.

"What?" Laney asked. Lois kissed the top of his head.

"Did you eat?" Lois asked. Laney nodded. "Why didn't you wake me up?"

Laney stretched his arms out as Sylvia walked in the door. "Hi, Mrs. Kent. Hi, Lane... Where is Gus?" Sylvia asked.

"He might be in your room. Why?" Laney asked.

"Can you take him tonight? I have a cold, and I really just want to sleep without worrying about crushing him in my sleep," Sylvia whispered. Laney nodded.

"You worry about that?" Laney asked. Sylvia nodded before going to her room to get Gus and put him in Laney's room. Lois sat next to Laney on the couch.

"She is so pretty," Lois whispered.

Laney nodded. "Sylvie," Laney turned around on the couch, and she stopped on her way to the bathroom. "My mom said you were pretty."

Sylvia covered her smile. "Thank you, Mrs. Kent," Sylvia whispered. Once the bathroom door closed behind her, Laney got up and put the kettle on.

He made Sylvia a cup of tea and offered the same to his mother. "No thanks... Lane, what did Clark say to you?" Lois asked.

"That he loves me and that I shouldn't eat junk food all day," Laney answered, "I just had a salad before I fell asleep... But I think I'm gonna turn in early tonight." Lois nodded.

"I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon, okay?" Lois announced.

Laney nodded. "I'll be okay..." He embraced Lois and turned before walking back to his room to climb into bed.

He put his mask on and closed his eyes as he thought about what both of his parents said, and he drifted off to sleep. He dreamt of closed spaces and bright lights before waking up in a panic. "Hey, shh... It's me. It's Mom," Lois whispered as she sat up and pulled his CPAP off. Laney took a deep breath and covered his face.

"I'm okay, I'm just—. Why is the light on at—?" Laney checked his phone. "Two a.m. Mom, what are you doing up at two in the morning?"

It wasn't until she sat back down that he noticed Chris on her computer screen. He wiped his tears away and tried to regain his composure. Laney got out of his bed and sat next to Lois on the blow-up mattress. "Looks like we're all awake, huh?" Laney whispered gently. "What's wrong?"

"My stomach hurts," Chris mumbled.

"Right or left side?" Laney asked. Chris pointed out where his stomach pain came from, and Laney nodded. "What are you worried about?"

Chris didn't answer for a while, and Lois nodded as if she gave him permission. "Laney, what if you come to my game and I'm not any good? Aren't you gonna be disappointed?" Chris asked.

"Hey, I don't care if you win or you lose. I just wanna see you do something you like. You like tennis, right?" Laney asked. Chris nodded. "Then that's all that matters to me... And let me let you in on a secret. I try super hard to impress you and Sammy. I want you guys to be proud of me, even more than I want Mom and Dad to be proud of me."

"Really?" Chris asked. Laney nodded.

"We're brothers. That's what we do. We want to impress each other... But the thing is, we're trying so hard to impress people that love us. It's a lot easier than we lead ourselves to believe," Laney smiled, "I'm your biggest fan. Win or lose, right or wrong, I'm there for you, just like you were there for me just recently... And when I say I'm proud of you, I really mean that."

Chris started crying again, and Laney's shoulders relaxed as he watched a smile spread across Chris's face. "Swear?" Chris asked.

"I never lie about being proud of someone," Laney whispered, "Especially not you... Get some sleep, okay?"

Chris nodded and sniffed. "Goodnight, Laney. Goodnight, Mom," Chris whispered.

"I love you," Lois whispered.

"Love you too," Chris waved before ending the video call. Lois pressed a kiss to Laney's cheek, and he climbed back into his bed.

"You're a good older brother—."

"I could always be better, Mom," Laney whispered as he pulled his mask back over his face and turned off the light.

Once morning rolled around, Laney crept out of his room and made breakfast. He knocked on Sylvia's bedroom door and asked if he could come in. She made an affirmative noise, and Laney slipped into her room. "Hey, Sylvie," Laney whispered as he walked over to her bed. She lay curled up in a ball, trembling. Laney lay the back of his hand on her forehead. "Feel like eating?" Sylvia nodded. "Good, I'm making breakfast... I'm gonna go get you another blanket too."

Laney made his way back to the kitchen and finished making breakfast before returning to Sylvia's room, and he sat with her and ate quietly.

"Laney, are we friends?" Sylvia asked, her voice hoarse. Laney smiled and nodded.

"Sylvia, of course, we're friends. You're the only good roommate I've ever had, and I honestly think you're the sweetest person ever to exist next to my dad," Laney confessed, "So, yeah, I'd say we were friends."

After Sylvia finished breakfast, Laney took her plate and came back with another blanket. He placed it over her and offered to bring her a cup of tea. "No, thank you," Sylvia mumbled as she went back to sleep.

Laney closed the door on his way out and he went to wake up Lois. "Mom?" Laney whispered.

"Did you throw up?" Lois mumbled.

"What? Mom, no, I was waking you up for breakfast," Laney whispered. Lois opened her eyes and stretched out.

"Is there any sausage?" Lois asked. Laney nodded and laughed.

"Hey, Mom, I'm glad you came," Laney whispered. Lois got up and hugged Laney.

"Next time I come we'll have fun, okay?" Lois smiled.

"How about we start by finishing our pizza next go-round?" Laney replied.

[mrhowells]

Smallville 4x22

Can't say I feel sorry for Genevieve bc that woman was nasty but Lana just got another thing added to the huge pile of trauma she already had😬

oh hey Lex, so what happened here was-

bunnyyyyy💕

"I had this one last week, really scary. This... guy wearing a red cape." "Wow, that sounds horrible Lois."

I can't do this they're so?????

STOP HAVING EYE SEX IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'mskSJkslKSL Jonathan's face kills me

Mr. and Mrs. Kent, I just wanted to say thanks for everything. You guys are like the Mom and Dad I've always wanted to have.

Lois bby🥺😭😭

"Lois, we want you to know that you are welcome back here any time."

"Actually-" "We'll all miss you, Lois."

SHUSH Clark, we're having a moment here😭

blushing kicking my feet

"Oh, come on Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're gonna go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are gonna have a nice little church wedding."

I can't😭

He's such a menace around her it's EVERYTHING

"Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck, I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead."

OMFGSAHSAJDKHA

so much eye contact I'm going insane

If you hear faint screaming in the distance, that's me I'm losing it

CLARK YOU CAN'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE HERE

i already know I'm going to hit the media upload limit and have to delete stuff, ugh😭

this episode is feeding me so well

my beautiful family😭😭😭 they raised me actually, true story

"Because you have a way of getting things in half the time a normal person gets things done." "And I'm not normal?"

Chloe really didn't do this one on purpose but OUCH😬

Lois with her "the general said/ taught me..."🥹

now tell me why this interaction fills me with so much joy😭

I love them so much it makes me look stupid

CLARK WILL U STOP BLAMING YOURSELF JESUS STOOOOP

✨and then I paused the episode and didn't continue until over a month later, my brain is wired like that I fear✨

Jor El is so unserious I'm sorry, if he wasn't so vague and cryptic all the time a lot of messes could've been avoided🤡

I just imagine the actual Jor El watching this go down in the afterlife and facepalming so hard

Clark is sad = I'm sad, it's the law

Lana giving Clark the stone without even removing the blood first lol

I feel so bad for her😭 I swear whoever made the plot decisions on this show got off on Lana being in pain and I'm getting more and more angry on her behalf.

and that's on good instincts

(I've seen people say that Lana going to Lex instead of Clark after killing Genevieve is further proof that she doesn't trust Clark at all and it's like... how tf was Clark going to help her in this situation???😭 I agree that Lana and Clark have trust issues ad infinitum but in this case she just did the logical thing, come on now)

I have to respect this man for the level of unhinged he's reached, truly

Lois is so cool😩 Once again I am free on Saturday-

"Before you leave this earth I want you to know... you did create the son you always wanted."

Lionel when I get my hands on you

NUH UH JASON YOU TOUCH MARTHA ALL BETS ARE OFF

I need Lex to chill and stop manhandling Lana & Chloe please and thank you💀 He's joining the unhinged club

Martha & Jonathan against Jason?? Yes please I love fights between people without powers or martial arts training

🎶somebody save meeeeeee🎶

the way Chloe pushed Lex against the cave wall was hilarious I'm sorry

Fortress bestie we're almost hereee🥳

:(((((

Lois is sad = I'm sad, again, those are the rules

seeing the only place she ever considered a permanent home getting completely destroyed, IT'S A LOT. This whole episode was a lot.

And let's not even get started on Lana JESUS CHRIST. Smallville writers I think we need to sit down and have a conversation about her because WTF?

I don't even care that the witch plot was wacky and Jason's character arc was really badly executed, this season was so much fun.

[thatthirdtriplet]

Relationships:

Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne Tim Drake & Jason Todd Tim Drake & Dick Grayson Tim Drake & Alfred Pennyworth Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake

Characters:

Tim Drake Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson Jason Todd Alfred Pennyworth Wally West Koriand'r (DCU) Clark Kent Roy Harped Miriam Delgado Joker (DCU) Janet Drake Jack Drake Cassandra Cain

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Dragons fluff kid Tim Drake Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent protective Dick Grayson good Sibling Jason Todd slight crack dramatic Jason Todd Bruce Wayne is So Done Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine dragon Tim Drake petty Jason Todd feral Tim Drake cuddling & Snuggling protective Siblings brotherly Love brotherly Bonding Dick Grayson Loves Tim Drake I will make that a tag if it's the last thing I do Jason Todd Loves Tim Drake Tim Drake Loves Jason Todd Tim Drake is a Menace Jason Todd is So Done Dick Grayson is a Gift Soft Jason Todd soft Dick Grayson protective Koriand'r (DCU) Tim Drake Loves Dick Grayson tired Parent Bruce Wayne BAMF Tim Drake good Sibling Cassandra Cain Tim Drake Has a Good Time

Summary:

"I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."

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A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Clark Kent.

“I love you

I loved you all along

And I miss you

Been far away for far too long

I keep dreaming you'll be with me

And you'll never go

Stop breathing

If I don't see you anymore”

Imagine You and Me

Warnings: dark elements including stalking, power imbalance, and possibly unidentified triggers.

Character: Clark Kent

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Even if you're working for the summer, it's still a vacation. No worry about overdue papers and dull lectures. You do your hours and get out, going home mindlessly to scroll or zone out in front of a youtube video.

You clock out but don't leave right away. You wander the grocery store's aisles to find a few snacks for your Friday night binge. You can't decide between the fuzzy peaches and the red hots. Both?

"No gummy bears?"

It's like a bolt of lightning. You're struck in place, veins electric with adrenaline. A single note and your hairs on end. How could it be?

You say nothing and swipe a package of sour cherries. You walk away without looking back. It can't be. He can't have come all this way. Not after...

You feel his hands on your neck, the whisper of his breath in the crook of your neck, the weight of him over you, the gentle pet along your hair as he cooed at you. "I love you, sweetie, you know that, right?"

Even in that moment, you knew it was a lie. But he didn't. Still doesn't. Even after you dropped his class. Switched dorms, even. You thought leaving campus would be the end of it.

He's behind you as you stride away from him, faster and faster, but not enough to evade his long legs. You should toss the candy and make a run for it.

"Sweetie, please, I just want to talk. If you'd just listen--"

"I'll scream, professor," you warn without even turning your head.

"Why? I'm not doing anything."

You don't acknowledge the plea to innocence. This is what he does. He tries to make you think that one thing is another. He messes with your mind. Or maybe he really believes it himself.

"Please don't walk away. I'm trying to tell you something."

"I swear to god, one more step..."

"I love you, sweetie. Please. Just like I told you. I..."

"Go away," you snap over your shoulder.

"I bought us a house, don't you want to see it?"

"Stop!" You spin to face him, "another step and I will scream so loud I'll burst your eardrum. Stay away from me, you-- you--- creep!"

You turn on your heel and toss the cherries into a nearby bin. You march to the doors without looking back and take out your phone. No way you're leading him home. You'll walk to the station and hope he gets the hint.