#after all they are not that incorrect

[luciuscaelus]

How to Persuade Someone Properly

Odysseus: Achilles, help! Everyone’s dying! And Agamemnon has stuff for you! Achilles: F**k Agamemnon. And you guys should go home.

Phoenix: Remember how I’ve raised you? You should fight for your honor! Now you’re acting like Meleager! Achilles: I have my honor already. And you should stay here for a night, dear old papa.

Ajax: Let’s just go, Odysseus. This man is too selfish and prideful. But before I go—Show some kindness, Achilles! Achilles: Well said, son of Telamon. Now go tell Agamemnon that I don’t give a damn until Hector fights his way here!

*Hector fights his way here* Achilles: I’m still waiting for an apology…you can go if you want to, Patroclus. Just remember to get back safely.

Nobody: Achilles: I’LL KILL HECTOR MYSELF. Agamemnon? Let’s chill.

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[demiboydemon]

[dwyntwo]

Kaz at the doctor's office.

Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."

Kaz: "So I'm healthy."

Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius Black being raised under the idea that he was born and created to be an heir.

Sirius Black hearing at every freaking dinner conversation that he would marry a nice pureblood girl and carry on the family line.

Sirius Black being completely resigned to that fact, so much so that he doesn't recognize the feelings(tm) he has for Remus.

Sirius Black dating All The Girls because he is supposed to.

Sirius Black one day in fifth year hearing about Dorlene and being like, wait. Girls can like girls? And James having to be like....yes, Padfoot. And boys can like boys.

Sirius Black being like, Fuck. Fuck, I like Remus.

Sirius Black kissing the everloving shit out of Remus because for the first time in his life, he is excited to kiss someone. And he realizes...oh. This is how it's supposed to be.

That's it. That's the fic.

[arrowmaker15]

(All 5 of the original Robins meeting thanks to the Flash family fucking with the timeless/multiverse again)

Jason (As Robin 2): Wait a fuckin' minute, I *die*!?

Tim (As Robin 3): Yes, that is correct.

Dick (As Robin 1): I'm still stuck on the fact that not only do I get fired, but four more Robins come after me. And that this eleven-year-old stalked both me and you for years!

Tim (R3): I'm 13, almost 14.

Steph (As Robin 4): I'm only around for a few months? Why?

Damian (As Robin 5): You initiated a protocol that Batman was meant to be around for without telling him. You then caused a gang war, Black Mask discovered your identity, he kidnapped you, tortured you, then assumedly killed you. Dr. Thompkins in actuality faked your death and after a while you returned. Then you started dating Drake.

Tim (R3): Is that part really important to mention?

Jason (R2): Yes, now, how the hell do I die, Replacement?

Tim (R3): Joker beats you with a crowbar then blows you up in a warehouse in Ethiopia.

Jason (R2): And... And B doesn't kill him?

Damian (R5): No. But Grayson does.

Dick (R1): I what now!?

Steph (R4): Don't worry, the B-Man brings him back to life shortly after.

Jason (R2): He does fuckin' WHAT!!??

[fandomnerd9602]

Agatha knocks and a groggy Y/N answers…

Agatha: morning neighbor. Have a great Halloween?

Y/N: yeah you could say that

Agatha: did the kids keep you up all night?

Y/N: well…

Wanda walks up in only Y/N’s shirt…

Wanda: detka are you coming back to- oh uhh…hey Agatha

Agatha:

[sualne]

'I can't stand him'

[image description: a digital illustration of characters from dungeon meshi. shuro embraces laios, who slouches into him. kabru and namari reach to support laios as well. kabru and shuro have looks of concern.]

ID written by @kallistoi, thank you so much!

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: How do they know an animal is extinct?like?? You sure you looked everywhere??

Wylan: They must’ve asked the other animals, they have eyes and ears to know all the gossip duh

Jesper: Oh, thats very true

Nina: Are they alright?

Inej: Wylan brought the wrong biscuits over

Kaz: *Sobbing in a corner*

Nina: ?

Inej: He had a biscuit

Nina: Two really different highs going on right now

Matthias: People do this for fun? Djel help us

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Annabeth: and if anything goes wrong we’re blaming Tyson.

Tyson: wtf why

Annabeth: you are the smaller version of the men I hate.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: Hey, Angel, can you hold this?

Angel: *distracted* Hm? Yeah-

Angel: …

Angel: …this is just your hand?

Husk: Yeah.

Angel: 😳

Angel: *clutches hand tighter*

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost: *walking limping into the room*

Soap, touching ghost's ass: who did this to you

Ghost, unamused: you. Ya fockin' rabbit

[cod-dump]

Teen!Gaz: *watching teen!Ghost nervously talk to teen!Soap while fidgeting and blushing*

Teen!Gaz: Fucking weirdo failing to flirt with my best mate… god he’s pathetic

(Later that same day)

Teen!Soap: Kyle… I think I like your brother

Teen!Gaz: Hurt him and I’ll stab you with my pick comb

Teen!Soap:

Teen!Gaz: I’ll let your imagination tell you wear I’ll stab you

[roguefankc]

(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)

Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!

(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)

Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?

Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.

(Iceman is heard from the next room)

Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?

(The Daggers are now more confused)

Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!

Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)

Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!

Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.

Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!

(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)

Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)

Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.

(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)

Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Wymack, Bee, Nicky and Kevin are so underrated in regards to how fundamentally they helped Andrew. Without them Andrew would never have anyone to even take a chance at him. Without Wymack, he wouldn’t have college and exy, without nicky he wouldn’t even have a “home”, without Bee, Andrew’s mental state would have been way way worse, and without Kevin, Andrew wouldn’t have a purpose.

Neil may be the catalyst and Andrew’s main reason to actually live. But these four people (and Aaron) are Andrew’s cornerstones, his foundation, are what’s holding him up before Neil josten even existed.

[reineydraws]

chrissy & steve: somehow it feels like we've sabotaged ourselves