#kalim out there making a whole army

[twistiraki]

🎀Headcanons how Twisted Wonderland boys met you and what kind of family you'd have 🎀 Scarabia and Pomefiore

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🦦Kalim Al-Asim

Y/n’s got introduced by Kalim's father as a suitable marriage candidate due to her wealthy family background, Y/n and Kalim began their relationship as friends. However, as they spent more time together, they realized their connection ran much deeper. Kalim's cheerful nature complemented Y/n's intelligence, and she completed him in ways he never expected. They fell in love for who they truly were, appreciating each other's dreams and ambitions, forming a strong and loving partnership.

Y/n and Kalim have a bustling and joyful household with currently five children. They are blessed with three boys named Wasim, Omar, and Amir, and two girls named Laiha and Almira . Currently, Y/n is pregnant with twin girls, and the family eagerly awaits their arrival. Kalim's genuinely friendly and cheerful nature makes him the perfect father, always ready to play with his kids and make them smile. Despite his occasional clumsiness, he is a loving and supportive parent. The family enjoys many joyous moments together, and Kalim encourages his children to pursue their passions, just as Y/n supports him in his role as the head of the household.

🐍Jamil Viper

Y/n and Jamil met at a lively party. A moment of frustration led to a one-night stand, but little did they know it was the spark that ignited in something more. They might not have been looking for a relationship, but fate had other plans.Y/n was pregnant. As they embraced parenthood, they discovered their connection. With each passing day, their hearts danced to the rhythm of love, and now, their little family was the most beautiful melody in their lives.

Jamil and Y/n have one bright and talented son named Malik. Y/n is the person Jamil trusts the most, and she understands his passion for dancing and his desire to show his true self. Jamil's feelings for Y/n run deep, and though he may be good at hiding them, she can see through his façade. They are a tight-knit and loving family, cherishing the time they spend together and creating beautiful memories.

🪞Vil Schoenheit

Y/n's first impression of Vil wasn't favorable. When Y/n first delivered flowers to Vil from her flower shop, they seemed like opposites. Vil found Y/n's dungarees and mud on her face a little amusingly messy, while Y/n thought Vil was a bit too vain and egoistic.However, as they interacted more while Y/n delivered flowers to Vil from her shop, they discovered their shared traits of hard work and ambition. Their initial animosity turned into mutual respect, and they began to like each other more. Vil surprised Y/n with flowers and asked her out on a date, forming a special connection between them.

Vil and Y/n have a daughter named Annalise, who inherits her father's beauty and elegance. Y/n appreciates Vil's effort in making their home a beautiful and comfortable place. He values Annalise's opinions and takes care of her with a motherly touch. Vil's forceful nature is softened by Y/n's calming presence. They are both loving and attentive parents, doting on Annalise and supporting her dreams.

🏹Rook Hunt

Y/n noticed Rook around town and the library where she worked, and soon, she found poems expressing his admiration on her desk. While Rook's initial presence felt eerie, he opened up about his feelings for Y/n, making her curious.  Amidst curious gazes and secret poems, Y/n and Rook's story unfolded in the most whimsical way. One day, Y/n found Rook standing smiling in her garden. Though she found it a tad creepy, his genuine confession of liking her melted her heart. As they spent more time together, Y/n couldn't resist the enchantment of Rook's affectionate heart, and she grew more and more fond of him.

Y/n and Rook have a dynamic family with three children – one girl and two boys. Their daughter is named Odette, reflecting the beauty and wonder that Rook is fascinated with. The two boys are named Orion and Atlas, each having their unique curiosities and interests. Rook's fascination with beauty extends to the curiosity he shares with his children, and they often explore peculiar interests together. Y/n's nurturing nature allows their family to grow and thrive. Rook is a genuine and loving father, always there for his kids and eager to encourage their passions.

🍎Epel Felmier

During a visit to Harveston, Y/n met Epel through the cousin, from the hairdresser's uncle, who was the neighbor of Epel's grandmother. When Y/n visited Harveston for a family visit, she had no idea that her heart was about to take a wild adventure. She met Epel, who was eager to show her around the town. But as soon as he laid eyes on Y/n, he was smitten! Attempting to be cool and flirty, Epel's accent slipped, revealing his true, country self. Y/n couldn't help but giggle, and her laughter became music to his ears. Their picnic in the apple garden became a delightful chapter in their story of sweet, countryside romance.

Epel and Y/n have two wild and energetic boys named Wiliam and Brody. Y/n appreciates Epel's dainty charm and his desire to be more manly. She encourages him to express himself freely and supports him in solving issues head-on. As parents, they embrace the challenges and joys of raising their boys. Epel's competitive spirit is balanced by Y/n's patience, creating a harmonious family environment where love and laughter abound.

You can find the other parts here! Hearstlabyul Savanaclaw/Octavinelle Scarabia/Pomefiore (You are here) Ignihyde/Diasomnia

[twistedroseytoesy]

Could I request Vil and Scarabia with a necromancer reader?

Of course! This is a fun idea! Love me a good dnd necromancer! Going to have them be a normal human with some cool powers.

Description

an unfortunate accident happened when you had been casting an ancient spell that you had found in a lich's tome. A mispronounced word or a missing ingredient maybe, but now you found yourself being pulled out of a floating coffin by a strange cat monster. You easily used held person on the creature and learned where you were transported to. uou enjoy the different magic system in this world and how they too have limits. This blot is a fascinating topic for you. You learn of idias connection to it and are fascinated by the non human/cursed folks of the school. Your magic is very different but luckily you still had your spell book so you could participate in just about everything anyone else could. Despite your magic the mirror could not place you saying your magic was similar to a void a deep darkness that requires its own house. Many are wary of you and your dark aura and the rumors of you raising the dead to do your errands.

scarabia

Kalim: this ray of sunshine balances out your dark aura. You two are opposites get work together surprisingly well. He teaches you lighter forms of magic and tries to help you stay away from darker more deadly magics if he can. His whole mentality is that you’re really cool and that “I can fix them” meme. He truely believes your cool zombie powers could be used for good if people whose bodies you are using said it was fine. Poor sweet soul just doesn’t understand. If you ever introduce him to any zombies/skeletons of yours he will be a bit scared but try to find a silver lining. During the whole scarabia book you could tell something wasn’t right with him and when you were locked away you summoned a zombie to your aid. When Jamil overblot end you were able to add to your little army with some extra skeletons you found under the sand.

Jamil: please stay away. As interesting as your magic is to him he does not trust you in the slightest. Does wish to know how to summon his own minions at some point but rather not using those who have already passed. That’s a bit too gruesome for his liking. Tries to keep kalim away from you. Also keeps you at least 6 ft away from himself when possible. During the whole scarabia incident he tried to mind control you and your minions. It only worked for a few seconds. Found that really annoying. When you created your own little army of skeletons to fight him he laughed at it. But the skeletons were able to hold him back quite a bit for the others to hit him enough. Was a bit awkward afterward. But eventually during the SDC you two connect over more scary or feared types of magic usage. He tries to share some of his hypnosis abilities with you and you share some spells from your book with him. Now closeish friends and the banter between you two is crazy. If anyone dares to mess with kalim, let just say that mc is found with a relatively new zombie minion.

with special guest

vil: as a master of poisons he understands how some magics are frowned upon due to their power being too much and far to scary for the public. He doesn’t like how ugly your minions are and gives some tips here and there. If your minions are skeletons he would recommend you paint them to make them work somewhat with your aesthetic. Gets you lots of dark clothing and such. Also bossed around your minions when in your house for the SDC. Rather impressed that once you found out about his poisoning ability you always had your minions try your food to ensure nothing bad happened to you. During Vil’s overblot he melted your minions and saw you truly pissed for the first time. Saw that you weren’t powerless without your minions. Once he’s been defeated he and you connected over some darker magical subjects and you both are incredibly strong despite how weak you are compared to your magic abilities he hopes give you some tips. He also demands you always clean yourself after you make new minions. Also clean them and he provides some clothes for the more zombie like ones. he is fairly proud of what you can do.

[twistedoverbloat]

Quick idea: Amy rose yuu as mature 17 year old is very powerful, strong, intelligent, hammer wielding hero(( is not obsessively into sonic only accepts him as a friend )) can use chaos control like shadow

((Here’s a link of how she will look like)) https://www.deviantart.com/tailsrulz/art/Radiant-Forest-Amy-Rose-100176336

After helping her friends/teammates defeating eggman and robot army she spots an odd looking mirror and sees a hand reaching out to her she takes the hand of the mysterious figure while every thing went black she comes a cross a flaming feline that remained her of some type of chao

What would be the reactions of all the staff, dorm leaders and vice leaders react about having some type of anthropogenic alien animal girl attending NRC??

I feel like they would mostly be put off, but when they get to know you they would think your pretty cool. But I think they would ask things like this:

Riddle:

He at first didn't care what you are bc you basically came into the room smashing everything and calling out chaos control to fight everyone's magic. After the whole thing he asked what are you to get more information. He likes how smart you are.

Trey:

He was kinda confused seeing you in their dorm after the whole chandler crashing. He was polite and asked about your home after you talked about it. He was amazed at seeing your hammer. He likes your strong will.

Leona:

During the whole tripping incident he was shocked to see you knocking out all of his boys. You didn't even bat an eye when they took your hammer since it crashed to the floor. And also you began to fight with your fist. He likes how smart and strong you are, and also how brave you are fighting.

Ruggie:

He was one of the few who got hit and honestly can respect that you beat his ass. Even when you lost your weapon you used your fist not giving up. He likes how you are smart and can make a good plan like in book 3.

Azul:

Got ticked off how smart you are, and also your strong? He was hit by your hammer when be OBed. You basically knocked some since into him. You knew what he wanted and was able to figure out a plan fast but waited to the third day to get the picture. He tried to take away your hammer but was shocked how heavy it was.

Jade:

He knew you were smart and strong he saw it before. He knew you would figure a way to get the picture. When you were fighting under water you threw your hammer to Floyd to take down the crazy one. Then you began to fight Jade with your fists. He respects that your strong, and a good mind to complete it.

Kalim: He thought you were funny looking but a very nice girl! He likes talking to you, when he did get hypnotized you almost hit him with your hammer since he belittled you. Jamil stopped you but when he did snap out of it he was shocked how strong it was. You bonked him once for being dumb and not realizing that he was hurting Jamil and himself.

Jamil: he didn't like how strong you were since he was another one if the students that got bonked for being a dick. He did admire how you were smart and nit a babbling baboon like Kalim and the dumbass trio. He's curious about chaos control tho. I feel like it would cancel out the hypnotizing.

(This took too long so I'll do a part 2 later!)

[liviavanrouge]

The Elementals

Ru(Leader)

Description: Ru is the element of Belief, and the leader of her friends. She believes that everyone can make the right choices, and that they can change their home for the better. She unlocked her element believing that Livia would come back and help them get across the bridge. She shows a lot of care about her friends, not caring that they were the elements when she was with them, and always laughing along having a great time. Ru tends to be pushy and cause fights but she always manages to make it up, and apologize to her friends, learning from her mistakes.

Livia Vanrouge(Co-Leader)

Description: Livia is the element of Loyalty. She has shown her loyalty several times, always leaping into action when her friends are in danger and always defending them when they’re wrongly accused of things. She unlocks her element when she throws herself in front of Allison, taking a fireball to her face, but gets healed as her element appears. She is fiercely protective of the others, and will fight tooth, claw and feather for them. Livia has stated that she’d fight a whole army to protect her friends if it came to that, further more showing that she is deserving of the Loyalty element.

Allison Futterwacken

Description: Allison is the element of laughter, and is the one of the two main cheerful ones of the group. She is probably the funnest out of all her friends, always finding a way to make them smile and pulling them out of the dumps when they’re down in there deep. She unlocked her element when her friends were scared of the dark, and she told them not to worry and started making them all laugh at the scary faces she made. Allison tends to be blunt at times, and is sometimes quick to interrupt making some of her friends annoyed with her.

Kalim Al-Asim

Description: Kalim is the element of kindness, always helping his friends out and defending their honor even though sometimes he gets cheeky and decides to tease them while he’s doing so. Kalim comes from a rich merchant family and is the eldest out of over thirty kids, and is also the childhood friend/pen pal of Livia Vanrouge and Azul Ashengrotto. Kalim unlocked his element when he helped an angry dragon who had a thorn stuck in its snout which was irritating the poor thing, which caused the dragon to give him and his friends a ride as a favor. He is also able to talk more fluently with animals, which shocks him the first time he hears it happen.

Evonie Apple

Description: Evonie is the element of confidence, always showing confidence in herself and in her friends. Evonie is a famous model and singer, which is why she’s usually humming to herself. She stopped going to concerts, deciding to hold them live online at her and her friends dormitory, so she can be with her best friends and her fans at the same time. She also has a music salon call Evo’s Song Solon, where she can perform for her fans and sing along with them while they get their nails and hair done. Evonie unlocks her element when she slices her hair off to an ear length style, and gives it to a ogre who then calls her ugly, but she retorts saying she knew she was beautiful, keeping confidence in herself despite knowing what the ogre says was true.

Kaily

Description: Kaily is the newest member to the group and is the element of change. He was once a lackie that Maple dragged around with her, being manipulated and forced to do her bidding, thinking he didn’t have a choice to change. During the plan to break the hands on the Heart of Light he meets the elements during the storm, and finds out who’s which element. Ru tells him, she believes in him and he turns his attitude around changing his path to the side of good. Kaily unlocks his element, when he risks his life to keep Maple, who was gripping his ankles from reaching the Heart of Light. He reappears alive and save, now as the element of Change, getting welcomed to the group with a big warm hug and happy laughter.

[twistyprefect]

Ok I'm back with another goose scenario: MC tells their Goose to summon all of it's flock from a 10 mile radius to their location. (Maybe even other birds) to attack crowley for him ignoring their problems.

And all the dorm leaders are just like

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👁👄👁

😨🤯😨

{know what? yeah. yeah. this is gonna be my magnum opus, anon}

who allowed MC to keep the goose? no none really, it was just that every was too scared to try and remove it

Riddle originally cites that pets aren't allowed, but their whole dorm is literally falling apart so no rules really apply

Leona threatens to catch and eat the bird, but fails pretty much immediately

Azul, Kalim, and Malleus actually love the bird and find it entertaining

Idia and Vil are ok with the goose as long as it stays far away from their technology and beauty products respectively

one goose, the dorm leaders could handle; but then one day, one goose wasn't enough for the Ramshackle prefect

they asked their goose to 'get his friends', instructing him to call on all the other geese in a 10 mile radius

immediately Riddle and Idia protest, insisting that it would be way too many birds

Malleus and Kalim merely want to pet all of them, while Vil worried about them trying to "fix" his hair again

when the geese descend, all hell breaks loose; they start to form a protective circle around MC; honking and waddling threateningly at the dorm leaders

Azul absolutely loses his shit, cackling loudly at the heard of geese now sitting in front of the Ramshackle Dorm Hall

Kalim is immediately petting them, happily sobbing about how many geese he gets to pet

Leona is impressed and mildly horrified by the sheer number of geese in the immediate area, making note not to piss the prefect (or their goose) off

Malleus ponders how so many geese can be in such a relatively small radius, while Idia is huddling behind the giant, trying to hide

Vil remarks on how beautiful so many of the geese are, requesting to pick some of their feathers only for the geese to collectively hiss at him

Riddle has a mental breakdown, breakdown! in the background, trying to figure out if there's even a rule against collecting a goose army

MC, Azul, and Kalim all pet the geese before letting them return to their homes, MC's little goose honking 'goodbye' happily at his new friends!

[zackcrazyvalentine]

me seeing the ask masterlist realizing most of them are mine : 🤡

BUT ANYWAYS

CONCERNING THE FAMILY DAY

THE SIBLINGS 🛐

i’m not saying that i have a crush on ace’s brother , cater’s sisters and sebek’s siblings because of that some fanart but that’s exactly what i’m saying

ACE’S MOM DESTROYING HER SON LIFE IN FRONT MC ? FORGET THAT ACE’S BROTHER CAME IN WITH THE RECEIPTS . HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT AND 👏🏾HE 👏🏾IS 👏🏾PREPARED👏🏾

“hey did you know that ace used to looooove going around butt naked when he was younger ?” “DON’T YOU DARE-“ “here i have pictures , videos , posters and mugs printed of it-“

CATER’S SISTERS WOULD PROBABLY BE ALL OVER MC

“oh they’re so cute ~ !” “(new nickname)-chan ! do you wanna see some baby pics of cater ? look at this one he couldn’t quite stand on his legs and he-“ “HAHAHAHAHAA yeah so funny ! but would you like at the time it’s to go-“

sebek’s siblings would probably resemble their parents ? i see his sister being just like his mother and his brother as calm as his father ? ACTUALLY THE WHOLE ZIGVOLT COUPLE GIVE ME BAKUGOU’S PARENTS VIBES-

JACK’S LITTLE SIBLINGS-

I- THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THEM WHEN WE DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES-

his brother is in middle school if i’m not wrong so just like all these AnGsTy teenage boys (and his brother-) he would be like “i-it’s not like i needed your help or anything o(｀ω´ )o” sure whatever rocks you boat-

HIS LITTLE SISTER WOULD BE LIKE CHEKA . THE MINUTE SHE SAW HER BROTHER SHE WOULD BE LIKE “hey big bro ! look i grew a lot since last time ! i’m a big girl now so i can go with you do luge next time ! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ” PLEASE SHE WOULD BE ADORABLE WITH THE EARS AND ALL DOWOWODKWOMEODMEKWOWKSOWKSDKSOWKEOEOOEE

TREY’S LITTLE SIBLINGS. you’re watching from afar as a flock of children come and proceed to pummel your friend to the ground-

they would be the kind of siblings that’s asks questions about everything and anything at any time i just know-

LETS NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT KALIM’S SIBLINGS BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ARMY AT THIS POINT-

imagine this

in a dark room somewhere in nrc . multiples children are sat besides a round table with sunglasses on and glass of grape juice adult beverages in their hand .

Okay i don’t know how to write so that it would makes sense BUT BASICALLY ITS JUST A “MY BROTHER/UNCLE BETTER YOU POO BECAUSE HE-“

yes the same would happen with the older siblings i am convinced-

also don’t worry it wasn’t too long i’m happy it gave you inspiration-

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIVE!!!!

HONESTLY, SAME ANON!! I HAVE A BIG FAT CRUSH in Cater’s Sisters and Ace’s Brother (and Sebek’s, Azul’s & Deuces mamas) 😭😭😭

Sorry, but I'll do a hard pass writing for Kalim's mansion-full of siblings 🙇‍♀️ (plus I don't think Crowley would let 30+ kids-teens-toddles-babies come into NRC lol, maybe just the following 3 after Kalim) BUT INSTEAD!!! I hope you like the bonus character~

LOL THE FIGTH TO FIND OUT WHO'S BROTHER IS THE BEST, A CHAOTIC BATTLEFIELD FILLED WITH BABY PICTURES AND ANECDOTES OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND CUTE/STUPID/HEARTWARMING THINGS ALL OF THEM DID

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MC attentively watched as skilled hands mix card in different flashy ways, while Ace sat beside them with a bored and irritated look on his face.

“This is your card!” The older redhead took a random card and showed it to MC. Sparkles shone in their eyes as they smiled a big bright smile, amazed at the card trick.

Ace interrupted the moment. “Oh, yeah, duh! The easiest trick there is! You just had to cast a simple spell that allows only your eyes to see which card [Name] picked highlighted in red!”

Big Brother Trappola looked at his sibling with an unamused face, MC mirroring the look at having their momentary joy crumbled like that. “Sure, a simple trick, but it was I who taught it to you. Don’t forget little Ace! You’re always following my steps~”

The heart suit boy sighed exasperatedly, shaking his head and looking some other way.

“Ah, he definitely is following a~ll your advices, Big Bro! Ace is always mentioning how you taught him many useful tricks for life!” MC became a little tattletale to antagonize their friend.

The Hearstlabyul student tensed, blushing as he looked at the other two. His sibling smirked, “Really now~? Oh, I didn’t know you loved me so much, baby bro! Say, [Name], let me tall you all my favorite stories of Ace when he was little! I even brought our old photo album for you to view! You can keep it if you like~” The aforementioned photo record appeared, “Look at this one! Ace used to wear his tighty whities like a superhero mask!”

At that, the 1st year tugged his friend away from his mischievous older brother, dragging them far away from his influences.

~°~  ~°~

“Cay-nii! Look look! We found your cute little friend before we could find you, and they were so kind to bring us here!” The younger of the two Diamond sisters waved at her brother. However, her arm remained linked with MC’s.

Cater looked scared, despair quickly painting his face. All his attempts to hide, ruined But now that his sisters had MC in their arms... He couldn’t run the risk of them embarrassing him in front of his crush.

“A-Ahaha..! Yeah, look at that..!” The orange haired boy awkwardly laughed, approaching the menace that were his sisters (with a cute, clueless MC between them).

MC spoke up with that bright smile on their face, "Your sisters are so lovely, Cater! I wouldn't mind having siblings as nice as these."

"Oh if only you knew, little Prefect." Cater though to himself.

The sisters looked at each other, then at their younger brother. "Is that so, [Name]-chan~?" The older one inquired, words drawled out in a playful yet dark tone. Oh no, Cater tensed at what they were planning.

Acting quickly, the girls dragged MC over to one of Heartslabyul's many couches. "You're always welcomed into the family, [Nickname]-chan!" "To show you you're a Diamond now, let us watch some of Cater's old baby pics! He was the most adorable little brother back then!"

The Heartslabyul student hurried up to his siblings, trying his best to ruin their "bonding" activity.

~°~ ~°~

The evening was nice, warm with a comfortable breeze... The surprising thing was that MC shared many laughs with Sebek and his siblings through the day.

They were nice, very nice! The girl was intense like their friend, while the boy was tamer, on the shy side.

They shared many stories about their family life: the fishing trips to catch salmon, what their parents were up to in the clinic and the new patients they got to work with (quite a colorful array, one must say), life in Valley of Thorns, tales of their magical awakening and how Sebek threw up when his magic woke up, funny stories of childhood games, and thought MC many songs!

With how much they butt heads with Sebek, MC wholeheartedly welcomed this wonderful day filled with happiness, shared with their friend and his siblings!

~°~ ~°~

A Magift practice match supervised by Leona

MC sat on the sidelines, a bouncing wolf pup sitting on their lap. The small child marveled at the highspeed tricks and plays of both teams. "Big Bro Jack!! Go go go, Big Bro Jack!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, cheering her brother on.

At their side, an embarrassed sigh could be heard. Jack's little brother, who held striking resemblance with him (specially with that attitude), tried to hide away from onlookers' eyes after his sister's cheer.

But then...

Jack snatched the disk from the enemy team, sending it flying through the air with a mighty powerful flick from his magical pen and--!

"SCOOOOORE!!!!" Both young wolves screamed in happiness, tails wagging a couple times as their adrenaline kicked.

Leona laughed at the reaction. "Not so indifferent now, huh, squirt?" His hand ruffled the wolf boy's hair. The boy blushed at getting caught cheering like that.

A sudden snicker startled the siblings as they looked at the hyena beastman. "You resemble your brother a lot. I'm sure you could become as good of a player as Jack some day."

The little girl gasped in amazement, siblings looking at each other with excited sparkles in their eyes at the compliment the older of the two just received.

"Ah~, they're just as adorable as Jack!" MC gushed internally.

~°~ ~°~

"Trey-nii!" "Big Bro!" "Trey-Trey!" Many voices came their way, sounding excited about finally getting to see their beloved brother once more.

Trey chuckled nervously, "Here we go..." Suddenly, MC saw three little kids glomp their friend. Two hugged his legs while the other climbed up to cling to his torso.

"How have you been, big bro?" "Have you made friends?! Many friends?!" "Do you have sweets? I smell cake!" "Your house here looks funky!" "Can we go inside the big house, Trey-Trey?!" "Can I pick a pretty rose, Trey-nii? I really want a pretty rose!"

They fired multiple questions at their 3rd year friend. So young, so curious, a perfect embodiment of childhood...

MC giggled, "You never told me your siblings were so inquisitive. It's so cute!"

Their attention immediately turned to MC. In a hurry, they let go of Trey and approached the magicless human.

"You're a friend of Trey-nii, right?! Right?!" "You're pre~tty, no wonder Trey-Trey likes you!" "Hey, hey! Do you also have a big house like big bro?!" "Do you have any siblings? I wanna befriend my brother's friends' siblings!" "A pretty person like you deserves a pretty rose... Trey-nii! Can we pick roses to make a crown? Plea~se?!"

"Now now, let's not overwhelm [Name] in our first meeting, yes?" Trey's call silenced them in a second. "I do believe you must first introduce yourselves before asking so many questions to a stranger, don't you think?"

The trio looked to the ground and fidget with their clothes. "Yes, Big Brother Trey..."

The glasses wearing student shot an apologetic look to MC. "Why don't we go inside and get your introductions done, as well as your questions answered, over a slice of tart and a cup of tea? Sounds good? Maybe you can meet some other friends of mine, too."

The kids perked up, happy smiles brightening their faces as they nodded and took each of Trey's hands. The remaining child looked at MC, who smiled and stretched their hand for them to take before making their way into Heartslabyul dorm.

~°~ ~°~

"My Ruggie really did that?!" The old woman was surprised, wrinkled face showing her emotions.

MC affirmed with their head, "Yes, he's always helping me forage for herbs and tasty plants to use for meals! Really useful for cutting off expenses. He even taught me few recipes with said plants, recipes taught by you, Miss!"

Ruggie's grandmother smiled proudly. "He's such a nice soul, isn't he? Always bringing cans of food when he comes visit us to ensure the little ones back home have something to eat." She held MC's hand in both of hers, using the one on top to give the prefect's a couple taps.

"You treasure those recipes with your life, young one! And please," Her eyes were so gentle as she looked up at them, "Keep an eye out for my Ruggie, yes? He tends to overwork himself. Please, fulfill my role while I'm away from him, make sure he eats and sleeps well, that he stays hydrated and relaxes his mind. That is all I could ever ask from you."

MC's heart contracted with adoration at how kind this old lady was, a beautiful old soul still full of vigor.

They nodded, squeezing those calloused yet warm hands of hers.

Meanwhile, the eavesdropping hyena sniffled at the sweet moment between his grandmother and friend. He was deeply touched.

Two peopled he held dear to his heart were getting along swimmingly! More over, they just showed him they care equally as much about him as he does for them.

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BUT WE ALL LOVE YOUR ASKS, ANON!!!!

KEEP BLESSING US WITH YOUR IDEAS!!!!

[mystical-lemonade]

Hii I'm the anon that made that clumsy reader request and I loved your writing so much <333 I'd like to request that same prompt but for the 2nd years. If the characters are too much than I'm fine with just Riddle, Ruggie and silver <3

Warnings: minor injuries (skinned knee, sprains, bruises etc.)

Wordcount: 1,695

Pairings: Riddle Rosehearts x gn!reader, Ruggie Bucchi x gn!reader, Azul Ashengrotto x gn!reader, Jade Leech x gn!reader, Floyd Leech x gn!reader, Kalim Al Asim x gn!reader, Jamil Viper x gn!reader, Silver x gn!reader

Wants to immediately wrap you in bubble wrap

Riddle doesn't know what to do with you half the time

Watches you like a hawk

"Dear take a step back. Pivot 30 degrees left. There we go. You were about to run smack into a wall again."

He'll say its because he wants to ensure that you don't break any rules, but we all know its because he's really concerned for you

Removes all breakable objects from places you could accidentally smack into within Heartslabyul

He tries his best to make sure you don't get hurt, but when you inevitably do, he'll bring out the first aid kit and help as much as he can

He's not exactly experienced in first aid but, he does his best. And thats what's important

Will take to following you around at a distance or just checking up on you a lot

May or may not abuse his dorm leader privileges by asking his dorm members to watch out for you and make sure you don't get hurt that often.

You now have a small army of people from Heartslabyul all trying to help make sure you don't get hurt while at school.

It 100% works.

Will absolutely make fun of you

He has never in his whole life met someone as clumsy as you

Ruggie may not have much sympathy towards you, but he'll always help bandage you up when you get hurt

He's done it a little back home.

It was too expensive to go to the doctor half the time so he got really good at helping his granny when it came to cleaning up his cousins' injuries

Will require payment in snacks for patching you up so nicely.

Its only fair after all!

"With the way you're flailing like that you'd think I'd have put you under Laugh with Me Hot Stuff. Shishishishi"

Humour helps alleviate any tension that arises when you break something expensive

And when Leona goes on a rampage because you shattered his window and disturbed his nap

Ruggie will be right there beside you as you run away in fear from the angry lion man

All in all, he won't save you from your clumsiness, but he will help out afterwards

Mostly disappointed but also kinda confused???

Really you shouldn't be expecting much help from Azul

Because his immediate thought goes back to how he and the twins used to walk like that when they first got their legs

Going from 8 lower limbs down to 2 was a trip for him. Plus Gravity? He was wobbling all over the place

But you, you're human. You've always had that many legs. So just? Stop??? Tripping??

"Why? Why are you like this Doll. Seriously, I learned to walk not even two years ago and even I can walk ten steps without falling flat on my face. Just. Stop. I beg of you."

Will lose his shit if you break anything in the lounge because you tripped over your own feet

Like lifelong ban kinda loses it

He may care about you, but the wellbeing of the restaurant and has to come first when your very presence spells out a disaster with all the breakable stuff around

The good news is he will fuss over you every time you get hurt

Scolds you about being more careful, probably would suggest you do a lot of the exercises that he and the twins did to get used to legs

They may or may not help

But due to the fact Azul sees you as a walking hazard, please do them, it'll prevent him from getting early wrinkles from all the stress he's getting from being around you.

Also confused as to why you're so clumsy

He didn't even have legs prior to 2 years ago so, you really should be better at walking than this

Probably the best person to be clumsy around

He'll usually catch all the things you knock over

Steady you with a hand when you almost trip and fall

"Careful now Dearest~ You could have gotten hurt there. You are quite lucky to have fallen within arms reach of me. Fufufu~"

Wrap up and injuries you get should you get hurt

However...sometimes he'll just, let you fall.

And he'll watch you with those maliciously amused eyes of his as you get up from where you landed

He'd make sure you weren't hurt too bad but still. Sometimes he just enjoys watching you flail a little

He finds your genetic incompetence at a basic skill endearing.

After a bit he may force you into doing the lessons he took to be able to walk normally. So be on the look out for that

Finds your clumsiness to be kinda fun at first

He could swoop in and pick you up for an impromptu squeezing session that he could hide as saving you from yourself

After a while though, Floyd does get bored of that. The novelty of you being a clutz wore off and now he sees it totally different.

Can actually be quite mean when it comes down to it

At that point he'd become kind of moody and refuse to help you any more.

"No Pearl! I'm not helping you pick up glass again. Its boring. Maybe if you'd stop breaking stuff I'd be having fun again."

If he learned how to walk normally after living 16 of his years without legs at and you still can't when you were born with them? Then that's on you

Any damages you inflict are your fault for not being able to human properly in his eyes

That attitude changes quick the first time you get injured enough that you either sprain a limb or start bleeding

Then Floyd refuses to allow you to walk anymore

Clearly you can't be trusted, but don't worry, Your Eel in Shining Armour will carry you everywhere you go, so you never have to put your feet on the ground ever again

And yes, if he finds out you've been asking he will get pouty and mad

Does he care that its an unreasonable and quite frankly dumb restriction he's placed on you

Not at all

So you better either ask for those essonne he got to learn to walk, or suck it up and never use you legs again.

He's actually way more concerned about your health than anything you could possibly break

Kalim would fuss over every bruise you get

He doesn't really know why you're so clumsy but accepts it as part of who you are

So he mostly tries to steer you away from sharp edges.

Reminds you of low hanging doorways

Or of that one uneven step going up to history class you always trip over

Tries his best to be supportive even though he genuinely worries for you

"Baby, are you okay? I saw that tumble you took there. Are you sure your ankle is okay?"

Convinces you to start dancing with him more often. It helps with coordination, so hopefully you'll have fun while also learning about where your body parts are in relation to the world so you stop hurting yourself all the time

You did give Jamil a stroke the first time you broke something expensive.

Kalim had to spend a while bringing him back down from that episode.

Wants to immediately wrap you in bubble wrap 2.0

Jamil is genuinely so stressed out by you being clumsy

Like at the rate you keep almost pitching yourself off of the balcony, Jamil will have a full head of grey hair before he's 20

He tries to be sympathetic

But after the 3rd time you dropped someone fragile because you bumped into a doorway in one hour?

He gave up

"You know what? Thats it. I'm done. No more of you flailing around like this Blossom. Either you learn to walk like a human and not a freshly born deer. Or i will do something about this."

Jamil will not allow you into the dorm unless you are riding on his back

He has hidden and locked away everything that you could possibly destroy

Thats right Jamil baby proofed his dorm room because of you

Good news is while he'll scold you for being so clumsy, he will bandage you up if you get hurt.

Will eventually beg you to go to the doctors. Because this level of clumsiness could be a sign of some underlying health conditions.

An actual Knight in Shining armour

Probably the most normal if all the second years when it comes to your clumsy nature

Silver will request that you allow him to escort you between your classes, as well as back home.

Genuinely very sweet how he does ensure that you remain relatively unharmed

Silver keeps his arm looped around your waist as you walk together

He'll guide you away from sharp corner and make sure to look out for things you could break accidentally

His reflexes are no joke either. He can catch most things you knock over before they hit the ground

All while he keeps his arm secure around your waist.

He is super caring every time you get injured, he even carries around a bunch of cute bandaids with little cats on them for you

"Love, please just let me take care of these for you. You fell down a flight of stairs, and skinned your knees. I can bandage them for you."

All in all, Silver is so sweet to you. 10/10 for a clumsy person looking for someone.

Thank you for the request Dear. The rules do say not to ask for more than 5, but due to how the fact i haven't been posting as much recently as I'd like to I did do all of them. However for all who are reading this, in the future please only request a max of 5, i repeat this post is a one time thing, please only request up to a MAX of FIVE (5) characters. Unless you're requesting the defined exception of the dorm leaders that is~ I do hope you enjoyed the post regardless.

If you liked the post and want to see more from me feel free to send me a request . See you soon~

Sincerely Jupiter

[murdereraisuha]

Trios of characters that I wish interacted more

Kalim + Floyd + Jade = The friendliest, most compassionate guy in the school and the mafia twins.

Trey + Rook + Jade = Science time!!!

Kalim + Ruggie + Azul = The guy who already has lots of money and the two guys who love making money.

Trey + Jamil + Azul = Good at baking, cooking, and running a restaurant! Also, Jamil + Azul by themselves are hilarious and I really wonder how throwing Trey into the mix would go.

Kalim + Silver + Floyd = Would Floyd interacting with the “madfree space” result in more chaos or would they somehow cancel each other out?

Leona + Silver + Vil = An oblivious Silver getting in between Leona and Vil arguing... Vil having to wrangle a uncooperative Leona and a sleeping Silver into getting something done... There’s so many interesting scenarios that could happen with these three.

Kalim + Jack + Idia = The guys who are all older brothers but have vastly different personalities. I would also throw Trey in there but he’s on a whole other level of big brother, I feel like he’s trying to assimilate his dormmates into a massive army of younger siblings that he will one day conquer the world with.

Idia + Cater + Vil = Flappy bird but the bird is Idia and the pipes are the other two’s influencer bullshit and you suck at flappy bird and your phone is on fire and I don’t know what this analogy even is.

Deuce + Jack + Epel = Their friendships with each other are super cute and I really want them to interact as a group more! 1st year squad let’s go let’s go!

Ortho + Epel + Lilia = Actual child, teenager who looks young, and immortal dad who looks young.

Leona + Vil + Malleus = Leona’s no good, very bad day.

Malleus + Jade + Ortho = The guys who are either alone in their club or have no club.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

The wedding crash prompt is so big brain.. how about an MC who ended up in an arranged marriage she didn't care for at all, and Jamil, along with his assistant crashers Kalim, idiot duo Adeuce, and Grim, decide to put a stop to this sham. Jamil was her number one, and he isnt gonna let anyone else steal that spot... thank you so much for all your work!!

Wedding crashing scenarios are such fun in fiction, aren’t they? They must be a nightmare to deal with in real life, though...

And you are very welcome!

***Warning: Spoilers for the prologue and Jamil’s Unique Magic!***

“I object to this wedding...!”

Pre-Wedding Jitters

You’ve returned home, and your parents are so worried about you having gone missing for so long.

They are quick to thrust you into an arranged marriage, convinced that, once you are wed, your new husband will make sure that you are kept safe and happy.

Your parents want to keep you stress-free, so they ask that you leave the wedding preparations to them, only occasionally asking for your opinions on the cake and your dress.

They are surprised when you ask them for an Arabian gown, dripping with beading and jewelry. You were never the type for excessive baubles before--but they comply with your wishes.

It reminds you of your boyfriend Jamil, left behind in Twisted Wonderland when the mirror called you to go home.

In this way...he can be there, with you, in spirit on your wedding day to a man you do not love.

Little do you know, Jamil has had his eyes on you the entire time, using an enchanted handheld mirror borrowed from Coach Vargas--a mirror which shows you whatever you ask.

He knows you are unhappy--and it spurs him into action.

Jamil toils for weeks on end, researching a way to pass between the worlds--until he finally stumbles across an ancient spell, able to be used once for a short time frame. It is risky, but he is willing to risk it all for you.

Kalim whines that he wants to come along, much to Jamil’s chagrin--and what’s worse, Kalim even loudly talks about it to the other students.

He assembles Grim, Ace, Deuce, and Jamil one night to discuss “Operation: Reclaim-Jamil’s-Princess”!

“You should ride in on an elephant and whisk (Y/N) off her feet!”

“No. I am absolutely not doing that.”

“Okay, okay--how about on a tiger then?”

“No.”

“...An ostrich?”

“KALIM, I SAID NO AND THAT IS FINAL.”

“What about chicks?” Deuce suggests. “A whole army of chicks to overtake them!”

“That sounds somehow even more lame!” Ace complains, rolling his eyes.

“Just let the great Grim-sama loose on that dumb ol’ wedding! I’ll set their asses on fire and make’m regret takin’ my minion!”

“Didn’t you set Kalim’s ass on fire before? What makes you think you won’t do that again?!” Ace demands, glaring at the demon cat.

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT BRINGING ANY ANIMALS WITH US.”

“I’m NOT an animal, yanno!! I’m the great Grim-sama...!!”

Their squabbling goes late into the night, with Jamil being the only voice of reason to reign the idiots all in.

The Crashing

You want to cry when you look at yourself in the mirror.

You look beautiful in all of that golden jewelry and intricate beading, your makeup a dusty rose--but Jamil will never be able to see it.

You try to hold it together as your parents come to bring you to the venue.

The entire ride there, they are chattering excitedly about how great your future husband is: he is polite, he is intelligent, he is capable...he is perfect for you.

You’ve met the guy a few times, but he seems kind of boring--but you can’t bring yourself to protest, so you just nod along.

At last, you arrive at the venue and your father is escorting you, hand in hand, down the aisle. All of your friends and family have gathered for this momentous occasion--you cannot disappoint them now.

Wait. Is that who you think it is standing at the altar? He’s dressed in flowing white fabric and sprinkles in fairy dust, appearing ethereal in the church lights and under the stained glass windows.

“J-JAMIL?!” You nearly drop your bouquet.

“What are you so surprised, dear?” your father asks. “You have met Jamil prior to the wedding, haven’t you?”

There is something strange about his eyes--they are blank and hollow, pliant. Just like when Kalim was under the influence of Snake Whisper.

“Come now, (Y/N). Do not make a fuss. I have journeyed across countless dimensions to see you again,” Jamil purrs, taking you in his arms.

“WHOO-HOO! GO GET’ER, JAMIL!” comes Kalim’s excited cheering from behind you.

Holy crap--Ace, Deuce, and Grim all have front row seats, looking slightly uncomfortable as Kalim shouts right in their ears.

“Well then, shall we begin?” the priest asks, his eyes every bit as clouded over as your father’s.

You somehow manage to stumble through the vows and seal the deal with a kiss.

The Aftermath

You are escorted out by your friends after the vows.

“Isn’t Jamil so cool? He Snake Whispered your parents and the priest guy into thinking he was your fiance!” Kalim laughs as he skips alongside you.

“That...that sounds kind of illegal. I mean, I’m happy you came for me, but that sill sounds illegal,” you point out.

“Not as illegal as us kidnapping your actual fiance, tying him up, and stuffing him in a broom closet for the ceremony,” Ace says with a wicked grin.

“You...you WHAT?”

“Er, sorry. He was trying to stop us, so I had to rough him up a little.” (Only Deuce is slightly apologetic.)

“Ah, don’t worry so much, minion!” Grim reassures you. “What matters is that we have ya back now, yanno?”

“It is fine. By the time the magic wears off, all they will remember is that their daughter was happily wed to the ideal man,” Jamil declares with a half lidded smirk. “But enough chat.”

Jamil waves his magical pen in an arc and chants an ancient spell, summoning a portal--and beyond it lies Twisted Wonderland.

He offers you his hand. “...Will you come home with us? With me?”

His eyes are soft and pleading--but he does not need to use his Unique Magic to convince you to accept his hand.

[hipsterteller]

A frog princess

This came from animalgirl2018.tumblr.com idea of the story, my Oc is Antheny. Here info is right here-https://www.quotev.com/story/13788344/Once-Upon-a-Dream

Just to clarify, Antheny is not a student but a gardener in Botanical Garden and was just helping Grimm and Yuu (Enma Yuuken) and ended it.

Anyway let's start the chaos. Also the Italic means thought

It was once a good day in Night Raven College, but now it's nothing but chaos and chase. Each of the 7 dorms are trying to catch a tiny green frog.

Ace-*wearing bright red suit and use boutique to knock her* damn it! I almost got her!

Deuce-*blue suit and tried to use the blazer as a net only to fail*damn it! She miss!

Trey-*wearing a green suit and tries to trap her in silver lid* damn it! Cater!

Cater-*wearing orange prince attire and duplicate himself but the fail* she's fast!

Riddle-*wearing red prince suit and held his pen* sorry about this Antheny! Off with your head!

Anthy dodge it as the lock hit a random student.

Random student-WHAT THE?!

Riddle-drat! She manage to dodge it!?

Cater-What do you expect, she's a half-witch.

Trey-and a fast one too.

Deuce-let's hope the others get her.

Ace-still we better get her! I mean, not to blow my own horn but I know we are all in love with her.

Deuce-say to the guy who just got friendzone with me and Riddle.

Ace-*Sarcastic laugh* haha fuck you.

Meanwhile, Anthy manage to hid herself in Botanical Garden as she tries to catch her breathe.

Anthy-*thoughts* How did this happen?! Grim just have to drop one bottle and now everyone wants to kiss me! I just want to get out of this body! And the only way is potion or... -blush- Nope! No way I am going to be kiss by them! I'm already been kiss by Sam and Crewel...and-

"Anthy~"

Anthy-oh God...

Anthy look out from the bush to see Ruggie in fairy gala attire while Jack is still in his uniform along Leona (his too lazy to get dress) as they search her. Her eyes is now in tears as she want to go home but her key necklace are back at Crowley room.

Ruggie-come out~ we won't bite~

Jack-Ruggie stop she's scarred.

Leona-true but you want to kiss her even she decline you...

Jack-that's because she didn't want Yuu to be angry!

Ruggie-and still want too kiss her~

Jack-oh yeah? What about you two?

Ruggie-I'll kiss her cause she's cute and Leona want her.

Leona-true and I want her before that monster gets her and make a bride to her.

Anthy hop to one flower bush to a another but before she got to the rose bush, a hand grab her...it was Vil in prince attire.

Vil-found you my dear~

Anthy-*internal screaming*

Rook-*wearing prince-hunter attire* you gave us quite a chase my dear petite~

Epel-*wearing a cute prince attire* we promise you, we won't scare you Anthy!

Anthy struggle to break free but it just got worse...

Ruggie-found her! She's been capture by Vil-senpai!

Leona-oh good...hand her over. -held out his hand-

Vil-oh Leona, you don't look good in that, you know? How could Anthy love you?

Anthy-Someone please kill me.

Leona made a tssk noise and change into a prince attire, Vil dramatic gasp.

Vil-how dare you trick me!

Leona-*smirk* now hand her over.

Epel-Never!!!

Anthy quickly got out from Vil grip, jumping onto his face making him squeal and into Rook head then Epel hat then hop off quick.

Leona/Vil-get that frog!!!

She manage to lost them as she got back to the college ground only to cause the attention of heartslabyul and now three dorms chase her as she finds a way to get rid of them and found one.

She got to the gym area were there she saw Grim and Yuu.

Grim-look it's Anthy, but why is she coming back he-

Yuu-oh shi-

And just like that, all three dorms made a collision crash into the two students as Anthy turn and saw that the two groan in pain. But she scamper off. Unaware, a bat saw the whole thing and fly off to tell his master.

-Potion room-

Anthy use her tongue as she pull the book from the shelf as it drop in front of her and began finding the potion to revert her back as human.

Anthy-no, no, where is it?! I need to be quick before-

"Oh little froggy~"

Anthy-oh sweet mary elizabeth...not him, anyone but him!!

She hid herself in messy books as she saw Jade and Flyod in twin set prince attire. Jade look through he bottles while Flyod look through the bookshelves.

Jade-don't be shy Anthy, we just want to kiss you~

Flyod-yes even Azul agreed to turn you back~

Anthy body is shaken and tears is filled up, why does it have to be them!? That's when the book that hid her is lifted, her eyes look up revealing Azul in army wear.

Azul-found you pearl~

Anthy quickly hop onto the desk and proceed hopping, dodging Jade but hitting Flyod with her tongue and out of the room. She quickly need a place to hide or anywhere that's when she saw Kalim charging towards wearing Arabian attire and holding a net.

Kalim-sorry about this Jewel! But you leave us no choice!

Ortho-Big sis!

Jamil-get her!!!

She could see Ortho behind and wearing star attire. While Jamil wore the fairy gala.

Ortho-so sorry!

Anthy nearly dodge them and the two made a collision crash to the Octanivelle. She scamper off another room, which is lecture room. Luckily no students and teachers are there.

Anthy-Oh God, Idia...Ortho I'm sorry...

She hid under the table of Mozus Trein as she whimper.

Anthy-I hurt them...it's my fault...

"It's not your fault dear~"

She look up to see Lilia hanging upside down, this made her back against the wall table as she is now shaking. Lilia wore a vampire outfit

Lilia-no where to run~

Anthy tears willed up and began to cry, as he pick her up and comfort her...only for her to use her tongue to grab the book and smash his face hard then scamper.

Lilia-*dizzy* wow...that's a heavy hit...-faints-

Anthy dodge Silver and Sebek who wore their dorm uniform and Malleus who is surprise and just finish one class from gym. She got to the main ground and once she did, she saw Ashton Vargas talking to the other adults.

Ashton-your telling me, Anthy turn into a frog!?

Crewel-yes and she's causing more trouble!

Sam-*sees her* there's she is-

She jump inside Ashton, this made him scream like a little girl and began shaking himself.

Ashton-GET HER OFF OF ME!!!

Anthy-sorry!

She jump off and about to hop only for a black and white cat finally capture her. Ashton fainted

"Good job Lucius..."

Mozus Trein pick up Anthy who wanted to die but finally fell asleep in his arms. He kiss her top of head, and just like that she turn back into herself wearing a princess dress

Sam-woah! I thought it would be prince! But I guess it's not just true love or any romantic...but rather a love from her uncle..

Crewel-I'm jealous here.

Lucius-meow...

Anthy-t-thanks uncle...

Mozus-your welcome dear...although the dress is too revealing..

His uncle side is kicking in as he glare at the two as Crewel hand her a fur coat to cover herself while Sam look away, the remain students (except Idia and Malleus) halt and saw her in dress.

Leona-well damn...

Mozus-Anthy, can you go to headmaster Crowley?

Anthy-*nodded*

Mozus-*put her down* good..-crack his knucles-

Ace-ah shit! RUUUNN!!!!!

[chessdaze]

Ohhh if it’s possible could you share the headcanons you have about Jamil and Kalim?

I’m....surprised someone is interested. I didn’t think this far ahead uhhh

pulls out my binder of notes WELL YOU SEE--

For my headcanons on their relationship to make sense I think I better explain some general headcanons I have about the two of them (though mostly kalim)-

Kalim loves life, and normally that could be seen as a good thing but it comes from a place of fear. Kalim was had assassins after him ever since he was a child due to his family’s status - so the reason he parties so much is because any party could be his last and he wants to enjoy life to the fullest. 

He also doesn’t like taking life from anyone either - so in my comic when Jamil says his hands are clean it’s completely right - Kalim has never killed anyone. In fact he’d rather talk someone into working for him even if they were trying to kill him two seconds ago. He gives everyone a chance. But if you misuse that chance and try to take his life again - or run away - he sees it as surrendering life and he has that person taken care of. 

Kalim is a master manipulator and used to getting what he wants. However he’s so used to protecting his life he’s forgetting to truly live it - and most of what he says and does is just an act. Everyone is out to get him until proven otherwise in his mind.

Jamil on the other hand was more or less forced into the position he is in now. He saved Kalim when they were kids and was pretty much assigned as his bodyguard. As a child he didn’t know any better but he was sort of being used by his parents to get their family in the good books of Kalim’s - and as he slowly started to realize this he became more better. Kalim’s parents were using him to protect their son, his own parents were using him for status, and Kalim was using him as his own personal servant. If he had a life it was pretty much signed away before he knew what had happened. 

NOW ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP-

They could have been considered childhood friends at some point. But there had always been a rift between them. Between status and Jamil’s feelings on the situation as a whole, it’s no wonder really. Kalim had always been kind of oblivious to it, thinking Jamil was the one person in the world who wasn’t out to get him.

However, Jamil made the mistake of saying his thoughts out loud once. Saying that he honestly wouldn’t care of Kalim died because at least that meant he could finally live how he wanted. He could take Kalim’s status for his own - finally satisfying his parents, he could command the army of secret soldiers Kalim has in full force (it wasn’t like he wasn’t already the one helping give orders anyways) and for once in his life - he could be on top. From there the rift got bigger and bigger. Somewhere along the way Jamil had actually thought about killing Kalim, had even planned it once or twice, but never went through with it. He convinces himself it’s just not the right time - but he doesn’t know any other life and there’s part of him that is scared for the unknown.

But now Kalim barely trusts even his right hand man. He knows Jamil won’t kill him just yet -whether it be waiting until they graduate and Kalim actually has full control over his family, or out of that fear. Kalim KNOWS and uses it against Jamil constantly - like in that comic where he was trying to goad Jamil until trying something. 

There are somedays they forget this, and they just act like the childhood friends they’re supposed to be. Jamil helps run Kalim’s schedule and Kalim goes off the wall and does some crazy shit Jamil has to pick up. It’s their default when thoughts of life and death aren’t plaguing their minds. 

I feel....as if I could have explained this better but I am trying to get this ready before work. 

[deruste]

Chapter 4 Nexum

My senses are nearly dead as I slowly try to open my eyes but I feel overpowered by a feeling of pain. “Get up you filthy excuse of an augur!” A familiar demeaning voice cried. After finally managing to open my eyes all I notice what was on top of the old residents.

“Aaaaaaah” I shake off the frail bones of my body and rub the parts that were nearly pierced by them. I start to look around me and saw that I was in a large room of some sort made of stacked bricks. I take a look around me to make sure the voice I heard was really there. I saw that there was a lizard-like being shackled to the walls with black scales and a triangle-like head and clawed hands that seemed to be trimmed to the numb, Raffite. Right next to him was another being that was covered in red scales, helmet-like head and sharp tusks emanating from both sides. That would be that rookie Typhon making three of us here but where is Kuren; I swore I heard his voice a second ago. I move parts of my body to see if any of them are broken. My four arms to be fine, aching but fine. My wings feel contorted but functioning and one of my antennas seems to be missing.

“Good, you woke up Nexum. Please use some sort of awakening spell on those moronic lizards.” The voice called again. I was not mistaken, that was Kuren’s voice. I would recognize that condescending tone like the smell of death in a burial ground, pungent and constant when around it. I looked all around but no matter where I look in the stone room there was nothing but bones and old rotten food.

“I’m over at this corner you rotten cockroach.” I turned to the farthest corner that was in the room and saw an old dull wrought iron sword collecting dust. There was a bright glowing crystal that was embedded into the hilt of the sword.

“Don’t tell me they bounded your soul into that worthless piece of iron.”

“Do you have to be so blunt? How was I supposed to know that the doppelganger had a sword that can trap souls? Just get those other bastards to wake up; we need to figure out a way out of here.” Is there any time that he isn’t an asshole?

“Wait you were sealed into a sword why didn’t they lock you in an armory? Why lock you with the rest of us?”

“How in the in the name of Azria should I know? I kept quiet for the whole time and one of the guards for some reason set me in the corner while you were out of it. Oh yeah, you also have been out for nearly a day and a half.” the feeling of pin and needles in my joint confirmed what he said.

“Well, how did the rest of the fight go?” I was knocked out half way into it I want to know the details. He started to tell me how he was stabbed and sucked into the sword and who were are assailants.

“Wait a wolf man and a 3ft green man took us all out, forget to get out of with our lives how we are gonna get out with our dignity intact.” A thought started to go through my head in that moment. “So Duran is with them or do they also have them in a cell?

“Oh yeah the lifeless statue, when I get out of here I’m going to turn him into a pile of lifeless rocks. The fool was talking with them allot so we can assume the worst.” I don’t doubt he would do that but there is still the problem of being stuck in a cell with no way out.

“Wait why wasn’t I shackled to the wall?

“Properly thought you were dead, that or they thought you were an animal or a pet either way one of the guards tried to pet you on the neck. That could have been an attempt to wring your neck but he was singing while he tried to do it or what I thought was singing at least. I don’t know what any of these guards are saying its all gibberish to me.” I steadied the sword and started to draw a circle and markings on the dirt floor. “May I ask what are you doing?”

“I’m going to heal the lizards so we can think of a way out of this place beside damned if I’m going to spend any more prolonged time with just you.” The circle was complete and after etching out some symbols on the outside of it I plunge the sword into the center of it.

“What are doing with me? The sword started to glow burning red again right in the center of the circle. It glowing so intensely I thought the crystal in the hilt was going to melt the metal.

“Killing two birds with one fireball. The spell will require more energy that I can muster now so if I put you in the middle while you’re in that sword. It can suck out the magic that is keeping you in there.”

“Finally something good came out of those mouth mandibles of yours.” The spell circle was glowing bright yellow and seemed to cool down the sword draining energy from it. But the circle started to stop glowing and started to smoke. “WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?

“Something is interfering with my magic. It stopped the spell from working and trust in unhappy about as you are.” I started to hover over Raffite and put my hand over his head, maybe if use a weaker spell it won’t be negated. “Medicam Manum!”

“You’re not very versed in arcane arts, are you? If anything this barrier is probably sucking up any magic that is used or other words it won’t work you, idiot.” Sadly the jerk was right my hands lit up like gold for a second till the light became nothing more than a golden dust on my hands. “O right before I forget to mention, YOUR FREKING NAKED YOU TWIT!”

“WHY DIDN’T TELL ME THAT EARLIER?”

“I was hoping for a cheap laugh before we all die. They're probably going to kill us for our espionage or even just because of the humans, either way, were just two handbags, three specimens for a museum and a cheap sword now. How can they have magic in all my spy work I never sensed anyone with magical ability’s.”

“Well if they were hiding from the humans they probably would have ways of hiding themselves in their sight.”

“But why with their potential they can wipe them out within a half season, Why defended such defenseless trite and on that matter wouldn’t revealing themselves be a better way defending them then?”

After pondering on that thought I got a good look around us to discern anyway out. There was a single steel door with two torches on both sides providing the only light in the cell while the rest was a simple stone dome like structure. Put in a little corner I spot a rough sack with patches on it.

“Hmp a proud augur degraded to wearing a burlap sack; maybe the gods are punishing you for past transgressions.”

“Well if something is blocking are magic ill probably have to ask for their help.”

“Well get on with it we don’t exactly have all day debate whether we have a choice in the matter.” As I draw the next circle for a ritual I try to think of which god to call upon.

“Kirina or Bolnor, Fornet?”

“Just call anyone, wait does we have anything for a tribute?”

“Unless a scrap of cloth counts as offerings no, let’s just hope they are generous and accept the bones of our predecessor.”

“And use the cloth to make some damn clothes for yours self.”

“Shut it, I need concentration!” I sat in the middle of the pentagram circle focusing my natural energies into my mind as I went through all the scripture I knew for the right one. The god of clarity no, the god of priests won’t worked. God of life, death, the elements maybe the god of history.  As I list all the gods I knew I start to hear something.

“Kalan sota tako vatnu zona fontak nullut” It’s gibberish but … it sounds familiar. It is like a memory buried deep in the deepest corners of my mind. Then it became…. how do humans describe it, “trippy”. A cluster of light began swirling around me dissolving my surroundings into what looked like a rooftop of a ruined building.

“Uhhhhh smells likes rotten fish rocked with corpses. Wait for corpse and fish on a building?” I turned my head and saw that the building seemed recently weathered a storm, a very strong storm at that if it can cause most of the other buildings split in half.  

“DRIVE THE MONGOLS BACK MEN, DON’T ALLOW THEM TO EVEN HOLD AN ICNH.”

“Wait… I know that excessive yelling anywhere.” I took steps towards the directions of the noise and to my astonishment, there was an entire army with it.

“LET THE BASTARDS DROWN OWN THEIR BLOOD, FOR THE GLORY OF SHINNU-YAH AND ALBADON!” I saw the man screaming the orders who was standing on floating stone disk with a flaming sword and shield at hand. Like Typhon, he was draconic but instead of having tusks at the sides of his face this one had horns that circled like a spiral coming outward from the sides of his head. He shared the bulky build though and sharp though teeth and used his bulk effectively while Typhon would always trip over himself. General Galron leader of the Shinnu-yah empire military and using it well from what I can see. The general forces have appeared to have had some ranks of human soldiers on the run, their defensive line has not been broken and I can see the human boom sticks projectiles only bounced off the army’s armor. “MAGES, FORWARD. LEAVE NO TRACE OF THEIR ASHES AND CAPTURE ANY CIVILIANS YOU FIND IN THE DARKEN CORNERS OF THIS CITY!” The battalion line began to have small openings with cloaked figures filling those gaps. The mages began to conjure orbs of purplish light and to chant in harmony.

“From deepest depths, we have slept, now our inborn right we recompense.” They then threw the orbs in the direction of the human army. It slowly swept through them, disintegration them one by one in blinding flashes of light.    

“Ha Ha, at this rate the humans will be defeated within the season.” just as the general started boasting a figure appeared behind him in an instant of swirling shadows.

“I have returned with news on the eastern front ser Galron and I have a directive from the council.”

“One second, Kalim. RELEASE THE HYDRAS!” The battlefield was filled with the definite roar of hydras roaming the field eating any stragglers or deserters. “What’s the message Kalim, what’s crammed in the council’s collective asses?”

“Tactfully put ser Galron, The council wants to tell you that the sprites are causing mayhem in all human territory’s and magical creatures are catching on to the humans sudden helplessness and are collectively carving out their own lands. Furthermore, the scouts have taken out some unneeded explosives from the silos.”

“And the order I’ve sent to allow the use of our siege units passed through the red tape?”

“Though the council feels that it is unneeded tough given the situation they have allowed your order to quicken the war effort. But it will take a week for them to be usable they did, however, send augurs to the eastern front.” As I listened in on their conversation I took a good look at the messenger. The messenger was one of my kind, a Kaleck being plainly oblivious from his incest physique and wings coming out of the back of his clothes. His clothes on that train of thought were leather-based in lined with red metal with trench coat-like flaps and hood concealing his face.

“At least they take that advice with great speed. Tell the council the invasion is going as planned we even found some spies that were stupid enough to try and bug our camp.”

“You’re not a concern that there were spies in your camp in the first place?”

“Not if they fail so miserably like them besides our armies will wash over this region before they can cause some damage.” BOOM a vortex began swirling somewhere of the horizon with winds that tore through a town, picking up houses and throwing them into the opposite direction of the shinnu-yah army. “I’m going to take a wild guess that would be our allies, kalim?”

“Correct sir I have other business to attend to but the council does have a matter to delegate to you.” I felt something pull my body away from them against my will.

“No, I don’t want to go yet I want to know the rest of it. Listen to me there is a force that poses trouble by all the gods listen to my warnings.” But they just stood their voices getting fainter and fainter as I’m pulled towards the ground. I should probably be more worried about where I’m being pulled towards if I didn’t already know the intent. When I first became an auger we were told the gods pulled the souls of their faithful towards their realm of providence. The fact I’m being brought to the earth should mean that the god of the underworld is trying to tell me something.

“Nexum?” Kuren voice suddenly was audible.  

“No, not now.” I need to know which god is pulling me under.

“Nexum get up now!”

“haw haw.”I was in the prison again, feeling intense exhaustion from the experience. “Why did you take me out of my trance…?” I saw a large furry figure hold Kuren from the handle.

“Rusemay.” A bluish eye appeared above me and my head started to ache and felt as though was pouring water into my exoskeleton. “Get up; it’s your turn to be questioned. Ki rai.” Golden shackles appeared on my arms and were linked to a chain grip in the jailor’s hand. He brought the sword to his snout and glared at it. “Who brought you out of the armory?”

“Wait don’t-“He sheathed the sword and yanked the chain grip.

“Try to attack anyone and I cut your head off.” I happily obliged and followed him the newly made opening in the prison. The light nearly burned my retinas and as I adjusted I saw that I was in a long hall with many doors. I looked at me and saw that the opening was gone now the large crevice now filled with dark tiles. “Go in here.” He opened a door and pushed me inside as I heard the sounds of many locks being closed.

“Guess their treating you well enough. How have you been?” A familiar tune fills my lone antennae, Him.

“Guess the snake makes himself know. How have you been Duran?”

“Pretty well enough, it’s comforting sided with my conscience than blind patriotism.” He was seated on a chair on the other end of a translucent table. The room was extremely bright and completely white spare one window tinted gray. He has the gall to interrogate me and on the crime of serving my country.

“You betrayed your nation for filthy monkeys!” He hasn’t seemed to change physically at least, he had the same symmetrical head with vacant eyes with two circles around them staring down at me.

“You fail to see what you call monkeys as actual people and now that train of thought causing the deaths of many people, who have about as much to offer us as we to them.”

“I saw how they were in Europe; a dying society waiting to bend over and take its final breath. I saw anarchy on the streets. The people rioting in all out gang war fair. They are not capable of staining themselves or living peacefully but they might under our rule. ” I turned a wandering eye to the dark window; if I focused hard enough I heard voices from the other side of it. A younger feminine and an older male one but neither sounded familiar except…

“And you think we can bring order to it? We probably end up destroying them before getting the chance to or we will just end up enslaving them.” Oh great, he’s going to talk down to me as if I was a child missing the obvious. I pulled my attention from the window and refocused on Duran  

“Do you truly know their history Duran; we are being no crueler than they were treating each other.”

“Does that excuse what is being done?” I admit I didn’t know much about Duran before we were deployed as spies, Raffite was the only reason I knew his name. A friend of a friend so to speak but I do remember him saying he can be a pompous fool but he said the same thing about Typhon. So why it was that Duran made the switch?

“Why this then, why they send you to interrogate. If they had any intelligence they would have known it wouldn’t work with you. You haven’t cut your ties enough so you have to say it to our faces.”  His started to fidget a bit as his emotionless face faced his clasped hands.

“They can give amnesty if you formally surrender to the legion and ….” He said with unnerving speed as if he lingered on any syllable he would be killed. The tone of his voice sounded like even he only half believe it.

“And?” He kept his gaze towards his clasped hands as the question hung in the air, putrefying it more and more the longer it was left unanswered.

“If you indenture yourself to your victims.”

“WHAT, I indenture to those pathetic creatures.”

“For a period of ten years, it’s either that or the headsmen’s ax.” I don’t respond at first and he just stopped there looking at his palms, so this is the justice the monkey’s allies give. “I’m told it’s an old way for traitors to work out their crimes. I’ve given you a way out so you can see the humans as I have seen them.” A spark starts to permeate my mind.

“If it’s my only option outside of my head being lopped off in a basket, I begrudgingly accept the offer.” He raised his head in response to this.

“Good now I only need to convince Typhon and Raffite.” He appeared to have forgotten Kuren, not so unexpected if he wasn’t so powerful he probably the one pushed into a fight as a glowing training dummy. I’m not looking forward to doing the bidding of a bunch of pubescent apes but it’s preferable to death. Though there is the opportunity in time. All I have to do is waiting till there’s a chance of escape available to me. Maybe I’ll bring ahead of whatever human I’m stuck with as a souvenir. “Sad to say you have to stay in your jail cell for the night. Get some rest while you can, one of the humans has been compiling a list of chores for you specifically.”

“Well then, it will be quite a disappointing sight for that human. I’m sub par at menial labor.” I heard the door behind me open and saw that the wolf again showing a look of revolt towards us, trouble in paradise I see. “Oh, Duran. Don’t expect to regain some respect with them just because you got them away from a woven basket heads. You just simply gave them a choice to become a slave to a monkey, but you would know all about that would you now. What did they bribe you with? Power? Secrets? Influence?”

“They asked. They asked after I gave my vow to offer information about Shinnu-yah after I FOUND OUT THAT OUR ARMY IS HAVING THE MAGES LEARN NULL MAGIC!”

“WHAT!” Null magic, it can’t be.

“That is why I left, that is why I’m helping the monkeys you mock. How is that for a mental image of the empire that was going to spread its marvelous influence? I found it out trough another scout and I killed that scout before he could tell anyone about my betrayal. I’ll tell you more in the morning; you won’t be able to sleep if you learn every dirty secret that scout spilled before I rung his neck.” He simulated his actions with his hands squeezing at the air in front of him in a shaking motion.

          “Back to your cell you gnat.” The wolf conjured the chain and yanked me from the neck again.

          “Isn’t this a little unnecessary?”

          “You haven’t seen the refugees, jumping at buzzing of every insect.” Guess they survived a battalion of Kalecks.

          “They have a right to be scared. My gods smiled on me and showed me a vision of the humans of being annihilated at their western front.”

          “Shut up or I’ll say screw the politics and kill you right here and now.” He raised his hand against a wall and it began to glow bluish. The wall shifted into a round entry. He pushed me and the opening changed into a regular wall. “And take your useless friend with you.” The sound of clanking metal fills the room and is going to be accompanied by Kuren’s voice, oh joy.

          “Well, that went well.”

          “The sarcasm is getting worse and worse, you know that right.”

          “You deserve it more than ever now. You gave yourself to slavery.”

          “I’m no good to the empire if I’m dead, besides don’t you think I can out Witt a human whelp.”

          “Shut your traps you two!” Oh, the joy they woke up. I saw Raffite and Typhon Unshackled, sitting on the floor dress in some spare rags inspecting the spell circle I drew.

          “The Abyss happened Nexum where are we?” Glad to know Typhon retails glibness no matter how many times he gets battered on the head.

          “It’s nice to see that you’re awake too Typhon and Raffite … we have been captured and the only way out of not getting our heads chop off is indentured service. Ser.”

          “At least you keep things interesting Nexum. Let me guess, Duran betrayed us and sold us.”

          “That’s the gist of it. He either going to have us killed by way of executioner or servitude to those …Humans.”

          “Damn it, we have no other option then. We will just have to outsmart them then maybe mislead them into security then bam we are free and find a safe spot to hide till things cool over on the front.”

          “Why not just go to the military, why hide at all.” How and why Typhon got involved into to espionage is beyond me. His kind is a people that always manage as being the bulk of infantry, so why any of them having an interest in obtaining information through subtle maneuvering is an anomaly on its own. Not to even mentioning his incompetence.

          “Because we would be executed for incompetence and probably have our corpses hung over on a crucifix for just being captured. We might even just be killed on sight just for appearing on suspicious terms.” Raffite gave a disapproving look.

          “Bottom line, we survive and if get the chance we triumph against our captures and travel towards the rest of the troops.” I prompt up Kuren so he can better join the discussion.

          “And resign ourselves to servitude? What got into you?”

          “I’m thinking for all your sakes. We are of more use alive than dead beside do you know how to get out of that blade?” Kuren went silent, I hate to admit it but he is right. If just stay alive we can probably just outlived the humans, there bound to slip up at some point. “So Nexum this circle you drew, did it yield results or have your prayer fell on death ears,” I told him about my vision putting as much detail I could about the battle. “Good General Galron should be able to push the humans to the edge. These creatures appear to have vested interest in the humans, as soon as the humans reach a breaking point they will have to divide their forces to help them. The humans get scared and that’s how we get out.”

          “Oh, I got to listen to your diabolical side. That sounds adorable.” I see Kuren has his priorities straight.

          “We appeal to their troubled heart strings and maybe try to get them near the front somehow, maybe some false hope about their families. We then help them for the time being. Then their head becomes divorced from their necks with us heading toward the Infantry with whatever info we can gather while we’re stuck here.”

          “Sounds like good enough plans we just have to put in a good performance then.”

          “Nexum what did Duran say to you other Than the deal. You seemed troubled.” Can’t seem to hide anything from him. I told him about Duran accusation about the null magic.

          “HE CLAIMED WHAT.”

          “He can’t expect us to believe this without prove.”

          “You didn’t know? The council contacted me that several mages were receiving training into null magic. Even tried to get me enlisted into the new ranks” All our eyes were on Kuren but not for pity for his current state this time.

          “I will melt you down and sell you as a back scratcher.” Wow, he actually got Typhon to sound threatening, weird day.

          “I’m inclined to agree with that statement but no Typhon. If we don’t have our unity we at the same level as humans, no matter how I want to use Kuren as tooth-pick.” Null magic, it is as sadistic as magic can be. Makes the victim lose all traces of what makes them sentient gone. And that is if they aren’t used as living bombs or carriers for the vicious disease. “Get some rest all of you. We have long days ahead of us and if they call on you for Duran’s talk. Just comply even if you want to crush the bastard.” We all turn away from each other into the corners of the prison. I try to get myself comfortable in my even though it smells like piss but compared to some bars I passed out in, it’s doable.

          “This makes you no better than Duran, you know that right.”

          “Difference being that I didn’t betray council and country for lesser beings. Now get to sleep.” When I get free from the humans I will turn Duran into ash.

[zackcrazyvalentine]

I'm saying this with my whole chest... I already know this has been done but this is my version

Twst hot takes: who'd they be irl school setting

Heartslabyul

Riddle is the teachers pet and snitches on everyone. Definitely an emily, was a bitch in hs and now works as a nurse/doctor now, "they say it all the time though... I thought it meant friend or something"

Trey either adopts you as one of his kids or is the senior thats has a freshmen s/o

Cater is a wannabe regina george, hops on trends, will cancle everything and anything, switches aesthetic often, sends SS on snapchat, "you wouldn't know who they are.. they're soo under ground" it's the fucking Beatles, "oh that on tiktok song", "don't wanna talk abt it 😥"

Ace post shit like "females these days😐... follow me on soundcloud", Will peak in highschool, thinks he exudes black air force energy but has dirty white van energy, "when 69 gets outta jail he's gonna get killed no cap 🤓", "cardi b isn't black either 🤓", wears burger King crowns, "dababy", "this song be bussin bussin for real sheesh"

Deuce is a teen drama bad boy that is just misunderstood, "nobody understands me", was bullied, left, came back and is the leader of a gang now, ironically he wants to either go into the army or become a police officer

Savanaclaw

Leona acts like he's from the streets but is from a gated community and dad is the mayor, thinks everyone hates him but is really popular, likes to use his status as mayors son to threaten ppl

Ruggie leeches of leona, the 'ol begging ass plate, always eating

Jack is the asshole dude bro, means well, 100% signing up for the military, used to be the no fun friend

Octavinelle

Azul "if you didn't like me at my worst and can have me at my best", "what he cheated on me with vs me", "#gatekeep #gaslight #girlboss"

Jade is the fake friend, blackmails ppl, everyone thinks he'll threaten to blow up the school

Floyd is the kid that know matter how many complaints the school gets the teachers can't do anything

Scarabia

Jamil unpopular twin, wird kid that wears hoodies in 80+ degree weather, emo phase, forced to help kalim, gets his license and everyone switches up

Kalim the popular twin, "if you're homeless just buy a house", doesn't study cuz he was partying and copies off of jamil, doesn't know he's the favorite

Pomefiore

Vil does part time modeling and make sure you know abt it, "take me back 😩", got popular on tiktok for doing nothing, will become a family blogger

Rook is the "where's my hug at?" Guy, saves everyone photos, "rookhunt took a screenshot of your story"

Epel is the homophobic gay kid, thinks he's the 'alpha male', responds to ppl calling him with "cry abt it", two faced

Ignhyde

Idia is a neckbeard borderline incle, tier 3 pokimane sub, bought gamer girl bath water, down bad, "females only play the Sims and minecraft while I play dark souls and csgo", nice guy switch up

Ortho wants to be like his big brother but he doesn't know how deep it goes

Diasomnia

Malleus will double text you and will do "am I annoying you 🥺" when you don't respond in 5 sec, "i don't fuck with anybody at school", I'm 14 and this deep, "mix your three most recent emojis"

Lilia is both the "seinor with a freshmen s/o and where's my hug at guy"

Silver is a pot head (don't @ me)

Sebek would be the homophobic and racist kid but is biracial and comes out as gay later on

Staff/other

Mc would be roger from American dad rando twsted guy: "if I walk through this door it's gonna be you?" Mc: "*wearing school uniform*There is a 99% chance that yes it will be me" rando twst guy: "ok *opens the door to see Mc in the concealer office looking over a file* Mc: "are you my 2 o'clock? please have a seat"

Grim is the schools unofficial mascot

Crowley the new principle that acts like he's been there for years

Crewel has sex with his students

Trein is the teacher your parents be like "he's still teaching?" He also wants to retire but the and makes it known he wants to

Ashton is either the gym teacher that means well or is the teacher that's married but is fucking another teacher/students

Sam graduated 5 yrs ago but has nothing better to do and hangs around school, if you have the money he'll buy it for you, "hey kid you wanna buys some drugs?"

Cheka is a sticky iPad kid, "my mom let's me eat those" when you have hot chips, cheka: "yeah my mama and daddy be fighting naked sometimes" twst guy: "okay where your parents at?, "my mom said I can play on your computer", "you got games on your phone?"

Chen'ya is the kid that skips school to hangout with friends at a different school, "they go to a different school"

Neige also modles but is more successful at it and has the brunette and blonde friendship but in reverse with vil

Farena is roger doofenshmirtz situation with leona, "why do these new aged kids stay in their rooms all day?", "i wanst the favorite! You were"

Not gonna lie..... a lot of this I didn't understand (JFC HELP I'M BECOMING MUCH MORE OF A BOOMER WITH EACH PASSING DAY)

BUT SEBEK, IDIA AND ACE ARE SO SPOT ON I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH

also.... pls..... I-I wanna be Trey's freshman gf koljgkjgflk

thank you for sharing!

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Hey fam question? How do you think each dorm leader would react if their Minecraft pet died by another players hands. Then to also find out that MC's Minecraft pet died by the same player minutes later?

I wasn't into Minecraft until recently due to a friend, sorry if there are any mistakes! I'm still learning 🙇‍♀️

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You mess with their pets, you've got an angry boy on your tail You mess with MC's pet? BE PREPARED FOR YOUR WHOLE VILLAGE TO BE DESTROYED

Riddle will be so heartbroken about his pet's demise, but gets SO ANGRY when knowing the same player also ended MC's pet Will try to be diplomatic and ask why the player did it, but will escalate to violence if the reasons given are stupid

Leona I can see having two possible reactions (ig depends on how attached he was to the pet)

1) He's indifferent to it, but if MC cried enough he will help them get some sort of payback at the player

2) Is irritated and annoyed at what happened. However, when MC whines about how the same bastard killed off their pet, lionman swears revenge (time to get the rest of Savanaclaw and Ruggie in on the game to plan an attack)

Azul gets so sad and heartbroken at his precious little pet being gone, and MC's own sadness makes him sadder. Just allow him a minute to come up with a plan, and you'll have your revenge carried out by the merfolk trio

Kalim..... oh, this poor kind soul..... He will absolutely tear up at this rude player killing his pet, and it gets worse when MC tells him that same player did the same thing to their pet few minutes ahead Will carry out a burial of sorts, in memory of your fallen companions MC and Jamil, on the other hand, are planning a counterattack (Viper was dragged into this lol)

Vil SEES RED (he says he doesn't like the game and wasn't attached to his pet, but he DEFINITELY was, he gasped loudly when it all went down) If he could, he would've already cursed the player's game to get corrupted or something. MC's misfortune fuels his anger further Word of advice: Don't mess with the Beautiful Queen or his dear friends The other player's entire village was sniped with arrows from... a particular hunter

To somehow get around Idia's videogame spatial awareness is a feat in and of itself, to get over Ortho's ever watchful eyes is another.... To be able to inflict damage to the Shrouds' village in any shape or form is practically IMPOSSIBLE So, when this all happens, Idia is amazed and boiling with anger more at the fact that his one player got around his intricate constructions and security than at the pet incident.... Time to build better The pet isn't mourned, you can always tame as many animals as you want

Malleus is a mix of Riddle, Kalim and Azul He's heartbroken, saddened, grief in his heart knowing his and MC's pets were unjustly killed... but the fire of the dragon prince awakens! TIME FOR WAR!!! LILIA, SILVER, SEBEK!!! PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS AND ARMIES!!! A DRAGON DOES NOT FORGIVE, NOR DOES HE FORGET!!!

[deruste]

Nexum chapter 4

My senses are near dead as I slowly try to open my eyes but I feel overpowered by a feeling of pain. "Get up you filthy excuse of an augur!" A familiar demeaning voice cried. After finally managing to open my eyes all I notice what was on top of the old residents.

“Aaaaaaah” I shake off the frail bones of my body and rub the parts that were nearly pierced by them. I start to look around me and saw that I was in a large room of some sort made of stacked bricks. I take a look around me to make sure the voice I heard was really there. I saw that there was a lizard like being shackled to the walls with black scales and a triangle-like head and clawed hands that seemed to be trimmed to the numb, Raffite. Right next to him was another being that was covered in red scales, helmet like head and sharp tusks emanating from both sides. That would be that rookie Tyhpon making three of us here but where is Kuren; I swore I heard his voice a second ago. I move parts of my body to see if any of them are broken. My four arms to be fine, aching but fine. My wings feel contorted but functioning and one of my antennas seems to be missing.

“Good, you woke up Nexum. Please use some sort of awakening spell on those moronic lizards.” The voice called again. I was not mistaken, that was Kuren’s voice. I would recognize that condescending tone like the smell of death in a burial ground, pungent and constant when around it. I looked all around but no matter where I look in the stone room there was nothing but bones and old rotten food.

“I’m over at this corner you rotten cockroach.” I turned to the farthest corner that was in the room and saw an old dull wrought iron sword collecting dust. There was a bright glowing crystal that was embedded into the hilt of the sword.

“Don’t tell me they bounded your soul into that worthless piece of iron.”

“Do you have to be so blunt? How was I supposed to know that the doppelganger had a sword that can trap souls? Just get those other bastards to wake up; we need to figure out a way out of here.” Is there any time that he isn’t an asshole?

“Wait you were sealed into a sword why didn’t they lock you in an armory? Why lock you with the rest of us?”

“How in the in the name of Azria should I know? I kept quiet for the whole time and one of the guards for some reason set me in the corner while you were out of it. Oh yeah you also have been out for nearly a day and a half.” the feeling of pin and needles in my joint confirmed what he said.

“Well how did the rest of the fight go?” I was knocked out half way into it I want to know the details. He started to tell me how he was stabbed and sucked into the sword and who were are assailants.

“Wait a wolf man and a 3ft green man took us all out, forget getting out of with our lives how we are gonna get out with our dignity intact.” A thought started go through my head in that moment. “So Duran is with them or do they also have them in a cell?

“Oh yeah the lifeless statue, when I get out of here I’m going to turn him to a pile of lifeless rocks. The fool was talking with them allot so we can assume the worst.” I don’t doubt he would do that but there is still the problem of being stuck in a cell with no way out.

“Wait why wasn’t I shackled to the wall?

“Properly thought you were dead, that or they thought you were an animal or a pet either way one of the guards tried to pet you on the neck. That could have been an attempt to wring your neck but he was singing while he tried to do it or what I thought was singing at least. I don’t know what any of these guards are saying its all gibberish to me.” I steadied the sword and started to draw a circle and markings in the dirt floor. “May I ask what are you doing?”

“I’m going to heal the lizards so we can think of a way out of this place besides damned if I’m going to spend any more prolonged time with just you.” The circle was complete and after etching out some symbols on the outside of it I plunge the sword into the center of it.

“What are doing with me? The sword started to glow burning red again right in the center of the circle. It glowing so intensely I thought the crystal in the hilt was going to melt with the metal.

“Killing two birds with one fireball. The spell will require more energy that I can muster now so if I put you in the middle while you’re in that sword. It can suck out the magic that is keeping you in there.”

“Finally something good came out of those mouth mandibles of yours.” The spell circle was glowing bright yellow and seemed to cool down the sword draining energy from it. But the circle started to stop glowing and started to smoke. “WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?

“Something is interfering with my magic. It stopped the spell from working and trust in unhappy about as you are.” I started to hover over Raffite and put my hand over his head, maybe if use a weaker spell it won’t be negated. “Medicam Manum!”

“You’re not very versed in arcane arts are you? If anything this barrier is probably sucking up any magic that is used or other words it won’t work you idiot.” Sadly the jerk was right my hands lit up like gold for a second till the light became nothing more than a golden dust on my hands. “O right before I forget to mention, YOUR FREKING NAKED YOU TWIT!”

“WHY DIDN’T TELL ME THAT EARLIER?”

“I was hoping for a cheap laugh before we all die. Their probably going to kill us for our espionage or even just because of the humans either way were just two handbags, specimen for museum and a cheap sword now. How can they have magic in all my spy work I never sensed anyone with magical ability’s.”

“Well if they were hiding from the humans they probably would have ways of hiding themselves for their sight.”

“But why with their potential they can wipe them out within a half season, Why defended such defenseless trite and on that matter wouldn’t revealing themselves be a better way defending them then?”

After pondering on that thought I got a good look around us to discern anyway out. There was a single steel door with two torches on both sides providing the only light in the cell while the rest was a simple stone dome like structure. Put in a little corner I spot a rough sack with patches on it.

“Hmp a proud augur degraded to wearing a burlap sack; maybe the gods are punishing you for past transgressions.”

“Well if something is blocking are magic ill probably have to ask for their help.”

“Well get on with it we don't exactly have all day debate whether we have a choice in the matter.” As I draw a next circle for a ritual I try to think of which god to call upon.

“Kirina or Bolnor, Fornet?”

“Just call anyone, wait do we have anything for a tribute?”

“Unless scrap of cloth counts as offerings no, let’s just hope their generous and accept the bones of our predecessor.”

“And use the cloth to make some damn clothes for yours self.”

“Shut it, I need concentration!” I sat in the middle of the pentagram circle focusing my natural energies into my mind as I went through all the scripture I knew for the right one. The god of clarity no, the god of priests won't worked. God of life, death, the elements maybe the god of history.  As I list all the gods I knew I start to hear something.

“Kalan sota tako vatnu zona fontak nullut” It's gibberish but … it sounds familiar. It is like a memory buried deep in the deepest corners of my mind. Then it became.... how do humans described it, “trippy”. A cluster of light began swirling around me dissolving my surroundings into what looked like a rooftop of a ruined building.

“Uhhhhh smells likes rotten fish rocked with corpses. Wait corpse and fish on a building?” I turned my head and saw that the building seemed recently weathered a storm, a very strong storm at that if it can cause most of the other buildings split in half.  

“DRIVE THE MONGROLS BACK MEN, DON’T ALLOW THEM TO EVEN HOLD AN ICNH.”

“Wait… I know that excessive yelling anywhere.” I took steps towards the directions of the noise and to my astonishment there was an entire army with it.

“LET THE BASTARDS DROWN OWN THEIR BLOOD, FOR THE GLORY OF SHINNU-YAH AND ALBADON!” I saw the man screaming the orders who was standing on floating stone disk with flaming sword and shield at hand. Like Typhon he was a draconic but instead of having tusks at the sides of his face this one had horns that circled like a spiral coming outward from the sides of his head. He shared the bulky build though and sharp though teeth and used his bulk effectively while Typhon would always trip over himself. General Galron leader of the Shinnu-yah empire military and using it well from what I can see. The general forces have appeared to have had some ranks of human soldiers on the run, their defensive line has not been broken and I can see the human boom sticks projectiles only bounced off the army's armor. “MAGES, FORWARD. LEAVE NO TRACE OF THEIR ASHES AND CAPTURE ANY CIVILAINS YOU FIND IN THE DARKEN CORNERS OF THIS CITY!” The battalion line began to have small openings with cloaked figures filling those gaps. The mages began to conjure orbs of purplish light and to chant in harmony.

“From deepest depths we have slept, now our inborn right we recompense.” They then threw the orbs in the direction of the human army. It slowly swept through them, disintegration them one by one in blinding flashes of light.    

“Ha Ha, at this rate the humans will be defeated within the season.” just as the general started boasting a figure appeared behind him in an instant of swirling shadows.

“I have returned with news on the eastern front ser Galron and I have a directive from the council.”

“One second, Kalim. RELEASE THE HYDRAS!” The battlefield was filled with the definite roar of hydras roaming the field eating any stragglers or deserters. “What’s the message Kalim, what’s crammed in the council’s collective asses?”

“Tactfully put ser Galron, The council wants to tell you that the sprites are causing mayhem in all human territory’s and magical creatures are catching on to the humans sudden helplessness and are collectively carving out their own lands. Furthermore the scouts have taken out some unneeded explosives from the silos.”

“And the order I’ve sent to allow the use of our siege units passed through the red tape?”

“Though the council feels that it is unneeded tough given the situation they have allowed your order to quicken the war effort. But it will take a week for them to be usable they did however send augurs to the eastern front.” As I listened in on their conversation I took a good look at the messenger. The messenger was one of my kind, a Kaleck being plainly oblivious from his incest physique and wings coming out of the back of his clothes. His clothes on that train of thought were leather based in lined with red metal with trench coat-like flaps and hood concealing his face.

“At least they take that advice with great speed. Tell the council the invasion is going as planned we even found some spies that were stupid enough to try and bug our camp.”

“You’re not concern that there were spies in your camp in the first place?”

“Not if they fail so miserably like them besides our armies will wash over this region before they can cause some damage.” BOOM a vortex began swirling somewhere of the horizon with winds that tore through a town, picking up houses and throwing them into the opposite direction of the shinnu-yah army. “I’m going to take a wild guess that would be our allies, kalim?”

“Correct sir I have other business to attend to but the council does have a matter to delegate to you.” I felt something pull at my body away from them against my will.

“No I don’t want to go yet I want to know the rest of it. Listen to me there is a force that pose trouble by all the gods listen to my warnings.” But they just stood there voices getting fainter and fainter as I’m pulled towards the ground. I should be probably be more worried about where I’m being pulled towards if I didn’t already know the intent. When I first became an auger we were told the gods pulled the souls of their faithful towards their realm of providence. The fact I’m being brought to the earth should mean that the god of the underworld is trying to tell me something.

“Nexum?” Kuren voice suddenly was audible.  

“No not now.” I need know which god is pulling me under.

“Nexum get up now!”

“haw haw.”I was in the prison again, feeling intense exhaustion from the experience. “Why did you take me out of my trance…?” I saw a large furry figure hold Kuren from the handle.

“Rusemay.” A bluish eye appeared above me and my head started to ache and felt as though was pouring water into my exoskeleton. “Get up; it’s your turn to be questioned. Ki rai.” Golden shackles appeared on my arms and were linked to a chain grip in the jailor's hand. He brought the sword to his snout and glared at it. “Who brought you out of the armory?”

“Wait don’t-“He sheathed the sword and yanked the chain grip.

“Try to attack anyone and I cut your head off.” I happily obliged and followed him the newly made opening in the prison. The light nearly burned my retinas and as I adjusted I saw that I was in a long hall with many doors. I looked behind me and saw that the opening was gone now the large crevice now filled with dark tiles. “Go in here.” He opened a door and pushed me inside as I heard the sounds of many locks being closed.

“Guess their treating you well enough. How have you been?” A familiar tune fills my lone antennae, Him.

“Guess the snake makes himself know. How have you been Duran?”

“Pretty well enough, it’s comforting sided with my conscience than blind patriotism.” He was seated on a chair on the other end of a translucent table. The room was extremely bright and was completely white spare one window tinted gray. He has the gall to interrogate me and on the crime of serving my country.

“You betrayed your nation for filthy monkeys!” He hasn’t seemed to change physically at least, he had the same symmetrical head with vacant eyes with two circles around them staring down at me.

 “You fail to see what you call monkeys as actual people and now that train of thought causing the deaths of many people, who have about as much to offer us as we to them.”

“I saw how they were in Europe; a dying society waiting to bend over and take its final breath. I saw anarchy on the streets. The people rioting in all out gang war fair. They are not capable of staining themselves or living peacefully but they might under our rule. ” I turned a wandering eye to the dark window; if I focused hard enough I heard voices from the other side of it. A younger feminine and an older male one but neither sounded familiar except…

“And you think we can bring order to it? We probably end up destroying them before getting the chance to or we will just end up enslaving them.” Oh great he’s going to talk down to me as if I was a child missing the obvious. I pulled my attention from the window and refocused on Duran  

“Do you truly know their history Duran; we are being no crueler than they were treating each other.”

“Does that excuse what is being done?” I admit I didn’t know much about Duran before we were deployed as spies and Raffite was the only reason I knew his name. A friend of a friend so to speak but I do remember him saying he can be a pompous fool but he said the same thing about typhoon. So why it was that Duran made the switch?

“Why this then, why they send you to interrogate. If they had any intelligence they would have know it wouldn’t work with you. You haven’t cut your ties enough so you have to say it to our faces.”  His started to fidget a bit as his emotionless face faced his clasped hands.

“They can give amnesty if you formally surrender to the legion and ….” He said with unnerving speed as if he lingered on any syllable he would be killed. The tone of his voice sounded like even he only half believe it.

“And?” He kept his gaze towards his clasped hands as the question hung in the air, putrefying it more and more the longer it was left unanswered.

“If you indenture yourself to your victims.”

“WHAT, I indenture to those pathetic creatures.”

“For a period of ten years, it’s either that or the headsmen’s axe.” I don’t respond at first and he just stopped there looking at his palms, so this is the justice the monkey’s allies give. “I’m told it’s an old way for traitors to work out their crimes. I’ve given you a way out so you can see the humans as I have seen them.” A spark starts to permeate my mind.

“If it’s my only option outside of my head being lopped off in a basket, I begrudgingly accept the offer.” He raised his head in response to this.

“Good now I only need to convince Typhon and Raffite.” He appeared to have forgotten Kuren, not so unexpected if he wasn’t so powerful he probably the one pushed into a fight as glowing training dummy. I’m not looking forward in doing the bidding of a bunch of pubescent apes but it’s preferable to death. Though there is opportunity in time. All I have to do is waiting till there’s a chance of escape available to me. Maybe I’ll bring ahead of whatever human I’m stuck with as a souvenir. “Sad to say you have to stay in your jail cell for the night. Get some rest while you can, one of the humans has been compiling a list of chores for you specifically.”

“Well then, it will be quite a disappointing sight for that human. I’m sub par at menial labor.” I heard the door behind me open and saw that the wolf again showing a look of revolt towards us, trouble in paradise I see. “Oh, Duran. Don’t expect to regain some respect with them just because you got them away from a woven basket heads. You just simply gave them a choice to become a slave to a monkey, but you would know all about that would you now. What did they bribe you with? Power? Secrets? Influence?”

“They asked. They asked after I gave my vow to offer information about Shinnu-yah after I FOUND OUT THAT OUR ARMY IS HAVING THE MAGES LEARN NULL MAGIC!”

“WHAT!” Null magic, it can’t be.

“That is why I left, that is why I’m helping the monkeys you mock. How is that for a mental image of the empire that was going to spread its marvelous influence? I found it out trough another scout and I killed that scout before he could tell anyone about my betrayal. I’ll tell you more in the morning; you won’t be able to sleep if you learn every dirty secret that scout spilled before I rung his neck.” He simulated his actions with his hands squeezing at the air in front of him in a shaking motion.

           “Back to your cell you gnat.” The wolf conjured the chain and yanked me from the neck again.

           “Isn’t this a little unnecessary?”

           “You haven’t seen the refugees, jumping at buzzing of every insect.” Guess they survived a battalion of Kalecks.

           “They have a right to be scared. My gods smiled on me and showed me a vision of the humans of being annihilated at their western front.”

           “Shut up or I'll say screw the politics and kill you right here and now.” He raised his hand against a wall and it began to glow bluish. The wall shifted into a round entry. He pushed me and the opening changed into a regular wall. “And take your useless friend with you.” The sound of clanking metal fills the room and is going to be accompanied by Kuren’s voice, oh joy.

           “Well, that went well.”

           “The sarcasm is getting worse and worse, you know that right.”

           “You deserve it more than ever now. You gave yourself to slavery.”

           “I’m no good to the empire if I’m dead, besides don’t you think I can out Witt a human whelp.”

           “Shut your traps you two!” Oh joy they woke up. I saw Raffite and Thyphon Unshackled, sitting on the floor dress in some spare rags inspecting the spell circle I drew.

           “The Abyss happened Nexum where are we?” Glad to know Thyphon retails glibness no matter how many times he gets battered on the head.

           “It’s nice to see that you’re awake too Thyphon and Raffite … we been captured and the only way out of not getting our heads chop off is indentured service. Ser.”

           “At least you keep things interesting Nexum. Let me guess, Duran betrayed us and sold us.”

           “That’s the gist of it. He either going to have us killed by way of executioner or servitude to those …Humans.”

           “Damn it, we have no other option then. We will just have to outsmart them then maybe mislead them into security then bam we are free and find a safe spot to hide till things cool over on the front.”

           “Why not just go to the military, why hide at all.” How and why Typhon got involved into to espionage is beyond me. His kind are a people that always manage as being the bulk of infantry, so why any of them having interest of obtaining information through subtle maneuvering is an anomaly on its own but to a part of it. Not to even mentioning his incompetence.

           “Because we would be executed for incompetence and probably have our corpses hung over on  crucifix for just being captured. We might even just be killed on sight just for appearing on suspicious terms.” Raffite gave a disapproving look.

           “Bottom line, we survive and if get the chance we triumph against our captures and travel towards the rest of the troops.” I prompt up Kuren so he can better join the discussion.

           “And resign ourselves to servitude? What got into you?”

           “I’m thinking for all your sakes. We are of more use alive than dead besides do you know how to get out of that blade?” Kuren went silent, I hate to admit it but he is right. If just stay alive we can probably just outlived the humans, there bound to slip up at some point. “So Nexum this circle you drew, did it yield results or have your prayer fell on death ears.” I told him about my vision putting as much detail I could about the battle. “Good General Galron should be able to push the humans to the edge. These creatures appear to have vested interest in the humans, as soon as the humans reach a breaking point they will have to divide their forces to help them. The humans get scared and that’s how we get out.”

           “Oh I got to listen to your diabolical side. That sounds adorable.” I see Kuren has his priorities straight.

           “We appeal to their troubled heart strings and maybe try to get them near the front somehow, maybe some false hope about their families. We then help them for the time being. Then their head become divorced from their necks with us heading toward the Infantry with whatever info we can gather while we're stuck here.”

           “Sounds like a good enough plans we just have to put in a good performance then.”

           “Nexum what did Duran say to you other Than the deal. You seemed troubled.” Can’t seem to hide anything from him. I told him about Duran accusation about the null magic.

           “HE CLAIMED WHAT.”

           “He can’t expect us to believe this without prove.”

           “You didn’t know? The council contacted me that several mages were receiving training into null magic. Even tried to get me enlisted into the new ranks” All our eyes were on Kuren but not for pity for his current state this time.

           “I will melt you down and sell you as a back scratcher.” Wow he actually got Thyphon to sound threatening, weird day.

           “I’m inclined to agree with that statement but no Typhon. If we don’t have our unity we at the same level as humans, no matter how I want to use Kuren as tooth-pick.” Null magic, it is as sadistic as magic can be. Makes the victim lose all traces of what makes them sentient gone. And that is if they aren’t used as living bombs or carriers for vicious disease. “Get some rest all of you. We have long days ahead of us and if they call on you for Duran’s talk. Just comply even if you want to crush the bastard.” We all turn away from each other into the corners of the prison. I try to get myself comfortable in my even though it smells like piss but compared to some bars I passed out in, it’s doable.

           “This makes you no better than Duran, you know that right.”

           “Difference being that I didn’t betrayed council and country for lesser beings. Now get to sleep.” When I get free from the humans I will turn Duran into ash.