❛ takes a vile creature to support the heinous king of curses. ❜ , megumi
❝It truly takes an impaired, fragile, feeble, sorry excuse for a Zenin to cry when his sister dies.❞ A malicious, icy stare pierces through Megumi's narrow eyes. ❝Unlike The One Who Left It All Behind, you are weak. Blessing you with Mahoraga was a waste, which is why it took the heinous king of curses to finally put it to good use.❞ A smug grin crawls over their delicate, petite lips. Perfectly white teeth show themselves, ending their smugness with a sense of satisfaction. ❝Watch your mouth,❞ Uraume warns in a firm, stern voice. A tone one would use to reprimand a child.
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I’m not wrong and y’all know it 😝😝😝
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I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.
Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.
You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.
You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.
And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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yes this meme is so very accurate
yes John would totally have a mental breakdown and then fist fight god, I mean is this not his plot in TFATWS 🤣🤣🤣
he is exactly the kind of man who will fist fight god without hesitation bc what is self preservation skills over sheer stubbornness
also poor Lemar with that “f in the chat” (my man deserves so much better)
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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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