#source: Will and Grace

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: I've decided to take my life in a whole new direction.

Bucky: Forward?

[mischief-marauders]

Regulus (walking up to Remus at the bar): Why if it isn’t Sirius’ little gay werewolf. Where’s my brother? Don’t you homosexuals always travel in pairs?

James (walking up to Regulus without noticing Remus): Hey babe, sorry they didn’t have sugar free strawberries for your margarita

Remus (bursts out laughing): Well look how cute you two are. The brown stallion and my little pony.

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Percy: The Minister said you should review the Undesirables file. Umbridge: Where is it? Percy: I don't know, why don't you ask his assistant? Umbridge: You are his assistant... Percy: And I just said I didn't know!

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[During the fight in the debrief room]

Rooster: *slaps Hangman*

Hangman: ...

Hangman: Was that anger or foreplay?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Eli, we're gonna have an adult conversation now so I think you should leave the room.  Eli: Well, can I listen at the door? Stiles, looking around: ...Yeah, I think that'd be okay.

[writerswho]

Midoriya: Tomorrow is my birthday.

Todoroki: I got you something great. Want a hint?

Midoriya: No! You know that I have to be surprised. Remember two years ago, how mad I was when Kacchan left my present out for me to find?

Bakugou: Left it out? It was hidden in a storage locker in Kamino, which I rented under an assumed name. You bit through a combination lock!

Midoriya: Well, just make sure that it does not happen again.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Pansy, you know what? I’m done with Potter! 1998 is all about girls!

Pansy: …

Draco: Who walk like Potter

Pansy: …

Draco: Potter is hot

Draco: I miss Potter

Pansy: …

Draco: …

Draco: …

Draco: Yeah I’m back on Potter

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Tony, you want me to be happy, don’t you?

Tony: Not if it affects me negatively in any way.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Eloise, you want me to be happy, don’t you?

Eloise: Not if it affects me negatively in any way.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Daemon: Viserys, you want me to be happy, don’t you?

Viserys: Not if it affects me negatively in any way.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Omega: I thought you were a good person!

Crosshair: Well, that’s entirely on you, because I have given you absolutely no reason to think well of me.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: I'm in love with another man

Bill: Thank God, so am I

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

[Scott walks in on Derek in bed with Stiles] Scott: *pales* Stiles! You and Derek!? Derek: Hey. You’re the one who wanted us to make nice. We did. We made nice. Scott:… Stiles: *grins* Three times in a row.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

"You know, I was voted 'Most Confident' in my low self-esteem support group."

— Max, probably

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

The start of jegulily

Regulus: How could you have sex with her, you’re gay???

James: I don’t believe gay or straight. I refuse to limit pleasure, I’ll like to think of myself as pansexual

Lily and Regulus look at each other

Lily (in horror): Oh my god he’s been humping my pans!?!