#too hot for jack?

[dontcallmebymyusername]

As promised, here is the second version of the video I've posted yesterday, because I couldn't decide which song I liked better. Anyway, here it is: 5 times Miss Fisher is determined to find out what it would take to make Jack spontaneously combust. 🔥🔥🔥

Please note that the only difference is the song at the end.

Music and clip bits in this video:

1. Nelly - Hot In Here (original mix)

2. Stuck On You (2003) (sound clip)

3. The Shooting of Dan McGoo (1945)

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

5. Garfield: The Movie (2004)

6. Peacemaker (S1E05)

7. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) (sound clip)

8. The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) (sound clip)

9. Liar Liar (1997)

10. School of Rock (2003)

11. Frozen (2013)

12. Ready Player One (2018)

13. Trace Adkins - Hot mama (original mix)

[pikechris]

yeah the doctor hasn't kissed a man since 2005 but they also haven't kissed anyone on screen since missy in 2014. ten actual years. do you understand the significance of this

[beelzeebug]

rip rose tyler you would love chappell roan

[quadrantadvisor]

So I went to the Danmy Phantom tag on ao3, sorted it to only show fics from 2023 and 2024, and checked to see who the most tagged characters were

Batman is currently a more popular parental figure for Danny than either of his actual parents lol

[mawwart]

NRC’s 10 pieces of advice

[rockybloo]

I promised the masses a pretty bat and I delivered

[nelkcats]

Not a Dog!

A competition was set up to award the best dog between Gotham and Amity Park, probably because the judges were quite aware that the two cities were a little crazy and decided to unite their competitions.

Damian bragged that he shouldn't be participating since obviously Titus would beat everyone. Jason snorted and commented that Dog was much better than Titus and would win the competition easily, the rest of the siblings walked away from the discussion, but Dick felt left out and called his friend.

Beast Boy, better known as "Gar" wasn't too happy about Dick using his favor to make him pretend to be a dog in a pet contest, but he agreed. Dick signed him up as his own pet while Jason and Damian complained about how silly the idea was.

When Gotham competitors list was released on Amity, Danny noticed that one contestant had a green dog and smiled. He could compete with Cujo! His father told him something about wanting to compete too but the halfa denied and said that he needed a dog for that.

On the day of the competition the judges tried not to flinch at the two obviously green dogs and a contestant who had decided to enter with a peculiar type of dog, they decided to judge them as best as possible. A rivalry ensued between all the contestants while Danny tried to avoid looking at his father's eyes, why was he participating with a fridge?

To everyone's surprise, none of the dogs won. The winner was Jack Fenton, with his very alive and aggressive sausages. The judges couldn't disqualify him because "hot dog" was technically a type of "dog" even if they didn't know how it was possible, and Jack taught the hot dogs a few tricks.

[litrary-nath]

During a dormhead meeting-

Riddle glaring at Leona: "Heartslabyul will host them during the start of the week but not a day beyond that! They tend to eat too much sugar and dig up the roses!"

Leona shrugging: "What Jack does in his free time is not on my head. Anyways, if they sneak into Savanaclaw none of ya get to badger me for news on them got it? I'm not their babysitter."

Vil huffs: "We wouldn't have to if you took your role seriously! And Pomefiore already hosted them during all weekdays last week!"

Idia sounding frazzled even through his tablet: "Just- can we keep them out of Ignihyde this week? They- they spent the weekend gaming and raising a ruckus! Everyone is still jittery from the shouting!!!"

Kalim sheepish: "I'd offer but after the incident at the last party Jamil kinda banned them from our dorm till we can get the scorch marks out of the walls"

Azul with a frown: "I'd normally host them at the lounge for an appropriate fee but I need it in working condition after last month's fiasco"

Malleus looking put out: "I did offer to let the child of man and their friends 'carsh' with Sebek as Lilia says, but they claimed that the dorms 'vibe' is nor suited to the relaxation they are aiming for"

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

Redraw one of my earliest posts on Tumblr. Happy new year from the empty cup family!

[emdotcom]

The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:

Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold

Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.

(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films

Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk

They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.

Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll

There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy

Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house

Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies

Trailer comes out.

People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%

Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.

But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!

Lol, &, may I say, lmao.

[mysicklove]

i love it when men r muscular and sweating and panting and when they wear tight shirts that show off their chests and sweaty and dirty and *gunshots*

i also like catboys and twinks tho too don’t worry guys :3

[weaponizedmoth]

userwhocommentsbirds said: "honestly fair, could you do felix kranken please."

There ya go. Also, the photo without censorship is below.

[alkalinefrog]

The Lights of Avalon

Chapter 10 - Out of a Fairytale

“Are they real?” Jack whispered. “I think they were,” Jamie replied, “at least…once.” “Time passes differently in the Otherworld,” Jack remembered him saying. Surely he didn’t mean backwards. /// Suddenly Toothless’ eyes snapped open again. His ear-fins flattened against his head, and he bared his teeth, letting out a deep, rumbling snarl. Hiccup jerked his hand back, feeling the instinctual, animalistic fear ignite in himself. He hadn't heard Toothless sound like this since they first met. And certainly never directed back at him.

AKA Jack and Jamie and Toothless and Hiccup’s no good very bad night in the Otherworld.

HI HI IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR SOME TLOA. Writing this chapter was my Shawshank :'''D

Special thanks to @santathegrey for beta-ing, @bignostalgias for the Arthuriana/Hijack/Naruto cringe nights, and @jjackfrost and @twiafom for HANGING WITH ME IN PERSON TOGETHER!!

Link's in the title, or you can click over here!

And be sure to check out @santathegrey's podfic for this chapter if you hate reading!! He did an amazing job bringing the words off the page as usual!!

HAVE FUN!!

[sunnibits]

moaning.

[fuck-you-jack]

does it ever drive you crazy thinking about the start of maxanor? did max show up on nassau and eleanor took one look at her and was like lol bye charles? nah cuz there was drama. the way max said him when she realized eleanor's bruise was from vane and the way eleanor instantly defended him saying she started it. someone definitely made a scene during or after the breakup idk something went down that all of nassau was talking about for days cuz who eleanor guthrie is fucking is hot gossip there

[capybaraonabicycle]

Doctor: Huh, is that who I am now?

Donna: It was never that far from the surface, mate.

Doctor: frowns Yes, it was! You know I used to be a woman. And that made people... assume all sorts of stuff. And - and pretending to be Graham's wife for five minutes was bad enough but - Byron? That was torture. Does the man ever stop talking?

Donna: Takes one to know one

Doctor: Oi! I just mean, there were all these men people assumed I would be into and I - and I just - I just wanted -

Donna: I know, darling.

Doctor: softly I just wanted Yaz.

Donna: I know. - There was one man, though, remember?

Doctor: No, there wasn't! I don't fancy the Master!

Donna: ...

Doctor: Okay, fine. But the Master isn't a man. He's like me! Flexible - uh - timelord gender and stuff.

Donna: Sure.

Doctor: So, anyway, I have always been primarily into wom-

Donna: What about Jack Harkness?

Doctor: - Jack doesn't count, everyone fancies Jack.

Donna: ...fair enough.