#STEPHANY EDWARDS

[yayohno]

everyone clowns on twilight for glittering vampires but HAVE YOU SEEN FROST IN SUNLIGHT? that shit is glistening and glittering and beautiful. god forbid a woman tries to contribute to vampire lore and add a layer of camp.

they’re vampires. they’re freezing cold. let them glisten in the sun like frost on a leaf. fuck you

[daisyfield98]

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 21! It's been a bit since we've seen our resident vigilantes!

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[thedeadpoets-blog]

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[but-a-humble-goon]

Stephanie keeps a spare phone on her utility belt so that she can pretend to be texting on it whenever Bruce is talking to her, lest he mistakenly gets the impression that she respects his authority. She also finds this tactic works fantastically against the Riddler. She hears he's on the verge of declaring her his full time nemesis now.

[edwardscatholicguilt]

My favorite canon plot ever is Bella trying to get into Edward's pants

[lab3llefleur]

Every time I open my Twilight books, I make a VERY conscious effort to ignore Stephanie Meyer’s confirmation that yes, they do sound like porcelain clanking together when preforming martial acts and yes, they are as cold and hard as stone.

I literally go “Idc Stephanie! It’s all some sorta over exaggeration because that’s crazy!”

I gaslight myself to enjoy these books more.

[bellasapple]

twilight new moon stills ࣪ ִֶָ☾. (2009)

[marzipanandminutiae]

the gut punch of having been a Twilight fan in high school when the hype was at its zenith, without reading SMeyer interviews or following her on social media, and then seeing her inspiration for, or personal interpretation of, certain outfit descriptions years later

like

I have just learned that this was supposed to be Alice's prom dress in book one?

A. that is hideous; what the hell

B. to a PROM. in 2008. when you're VAMPIRES IN HIDING TRYING TO BE INCONSPICUOUS

(I mean, I guess the excuse is that the Cullens are terrible at laying low anyway? but still. That doesn't make it any less Uggo, or more appropriate for an apparent high school sophomore)

and the movies already dealt me psychological damage since SMeyer signed off on the designs, revealing that her idea of an "Anne of Green Gables" wedding dress was this:

the timeline of the Anne books is a little funky, but I've always assumed they started in the late 1880s-early 1890s given the combination of Much Ado about Sleeve Puffs but also Anne somehow being old enough to have kids fighting in WWI later. so here is an early 1890s bridal fashion plate:

La Mode Illustree 1892

and her engagement ring, which I recall being described as diamonds in a net of white gold, or filigree, or something similar. not um. a cheese grater:

(it was supposedly his biological mother's engagement ring, which means it's from around the turn of the 20th century. I've worked with a lot of antique jewelry in my time, and I've never seen a Victwardian piece like that. if she was picturing a diamond cluster ring, they still had less of the cheese grater about them)

(plus, again...It Is Ugly)

I no longer have a dog in this fight, since I'm not in the fandom anymore. but sometimes I am reminded of this Expectation Vs. Reality situation all over again

[alixandra-multifandom-version]

My friends might make me feel like I'm being left out or even leave me..... but my fictional pookie would never!!!

[finz-art]

First batch of DC charms/stickers is ready (I think)! ^-^ Tomorrow I'll try to put them up and order a few samples :>

[vulture-venom]

happy late birthday to tim or whatever

[spidey-ramblings]

Another idea for a neglected reader I have is a Tank Dempsey reader.

Similarly to the Captain America reader, Tank Dempsey reader is a soldier during WWII. The only difference would be that Tank Dempsey reader wasn’t a sickly child, in fact he was usually the biggest and strongest kid on the playground. But, because this is a neglected child fic, Tank Dempsey reader would still be overlooked because his presence was deemed inconvenient by Bruce and co.

Being a tough kid who never begs for anything, Tank Dempsey reader doesn’t bother with trying to gain their affections. He knows he’s a good kid, his momma always told him so. He may not be as smart as Tim, but he is passing his classes. He’s the quarterback on his school’s football team. And, he regularly volunteers at soup kitchens to give back to his community because his momma taught him to emphasize with the less fortunate. So, he is a good kid and if Bruce can’t see that, then he won’t force them to pay attention to him.

Once Tank Dempsey reader gets older, he decides to enlist in the Marines, not to escape his family, but because he genuinely wants to serve his country. Around 1942 the reader is sent off to the pacific to help push back Japanese forces. Later he’ll lead recon team into the Verrückt asylum to retrieve Peter McCain. With no sign of McCain, Tank Dempsey reader and his crew are overrun by hoards of the undead. Tank Dempsey reader will be only one of two survivors and is captured by Group 935 shortly after, and is subjected to experimentation.

The only reason the Batfamily even discovers that Tank Dempsey! Reader had left and joined the Marines is when they get a letter declaring him to be M.I.A. In true neglectful family to yandere style, they’re devastated, even more so when they realize they have virtually no memories of ever bonding with him. They begin to wonder why they never bothered to notice Tank Dempsey reader in the first place. Sure, he might not have had the same detective skills they had, but his old report cards (that Alfred had secretly stashed away in the hopes that Bruce would one day notice) clearly showed that he could be taught. Not to mention that he’s always been strong and would’ve been perfectly capable of dawning a mask like them. Immediately they try to investigate further, not believing that Tank Dempsey! Reader would’ve easily gone down like that, but when they come up empty handed, frustrations arise and they begin to wonder just who captured him.

Tank Dempsey! Reader wakes up strapped to a table. His head is pounding, ears are ringing, and there are all sorts of machines hooked up to him. From the corner of his eye, he makes out a slim silhouette, male judging by the build. He doesn’t get much time to question before a crazed laughter fills the air. The last thing he remembers is a skull splitting pain and the sound of his screams before he passes out again.

Tank Dempsey reader isn’t sure how much time has passed, could have been months, could have been years. But, when he’s released from his prison, it’s not because he’d been rescued, but rather it’s because zombies have completely taken over and Richtofen needs himself and two other unfortunate prisoners to protect him as they make their escape. Tank Dempsey reader has no clue that this is only the beginning of his doom.

When word of a zombie outbreak reaches Gotham, the Batfamily’s first thoughts are of Tank Dempsey reader. Is he alright? Is he dead? Did he become one of those things? The uncertainty and the rapidly approaching threat sends them further into a spiral, one that might only worsen if they knew just what crazy Tank Dempsey reader was involved in now.

[arielthedaydreamer]

The wildest part of Twilight is when Bella starts hallucinating with Edward everytime she gets into trouble and we spend the whole book thinking there's gonna be some supernatural explanation to her visions but it turns out no, she was just insane and hallucinating. Also he tried to unalive himself. And then we go to the next book like nothing happened.

[simsim54]

Jacob: *carries all the groceries on both arms* Edward: *reaches out to help* Jacob: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Edward's hand* Edward: That's not what I... okay

[kyrithenerd]

Jasper Hale headcanons!!

He's definitely overprotective

Doesn't let you out of his sight

Constantly asking if you're okay or not

If he senses someone being jealous of your relationship with him he's a little prideful

Calls you "darlin' " or "honey" 24/7

If you're human he definitely had problems adjusting to you at first, being afraid of hurting you.

There was one time he accidentally bit you and he still hates himself for it

Turns you into a vampire as soon as possible bc he doesn't believe in the soul thing Edward does.

Read out loud for you constantly.

Even if he doesn't sleep he holds you close all night playing with your hair

If you're a werewolf, he doesn't mind. He gets used to the smell quickly, and tries getting along with your pack.

He's an absolute gentleman obviously

Calls you his "southern belle" (or wherever you're from)

He has a HUGE vinyl collection.

Definitely takes you on motorcycle rides around the forest, showing you all of these cool spots around the city.

He reads classics!! Im sure his favorite is Oscar Wilde or Jane Austen

He thought he was a hopeless romantic until he met you

Writes love letters to you every chance be gets.

He has money so he spoils you a lot even if you tell him not to, flowers, jewelery, trips, the whole nine yards.

Also he doesn't forget about handmade gifts, loves doing origami for you.

If you're an artist he loves painting and drawing dates with you.

Tells you old stories from when he was in the military, or about the trips he took to Victorian / early 1900s of Europe

He knows flower language and arranges the bouquets he gives you accordingly even if you don't know what it means.

"Hey y/n did you know that...?"

Talks shit with you, total homegirl.

When Rosalie first learned that you guys are a thing she acted all "you're not good enough for my brother" but she definitely took a liking in you

Jasper definitely tells you if your friends have ill feelings about you

Total teddy bear, he's all for you

"you saved me, you know.."

that's for today<3