#bring back incorrects

[leedhd]

CW // NSFW JOKE

Hamilton: So did Lee blow your mind last night or what?

Lee: Actually he blew my-

Seabury: BALLOONS FOR THE PARTY WHERE WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH AND AN AMEN PLEASE AND THANK YOU

disclaimer : i actually never wrote incorrect quotes myself nor posted them im only recycling the ones i find and such ^_^ im pretty sure thats how they're done? they're usually the same things rbh just diff chars idk LOL

[jade-bright]

Scott: Derek asked me to be Eli's Alpha, I'll take care of him Eli: *Blinks and turns to look at Stiles* Stiles, Eli's other dad: Dude...you're not even in the top 10 of people next in line if shit happened to Derek AND me Scott: ...well, who are the top 10?

Stiles Stilinski-Hale's list of Guardians to take care of Eli Stilinski-Hale (in the likely case someone finally killed me off, leaving my poor husband defenseless and killed as well; or my dumbass martyr husband sacrificing himself and I'm not around)

Sheriff Stilinski

Melissa McCall

Cora Hale

Peter Hale

Malia Tate

Kira Yukimura

Lydia Martin

Jackson Whittemore

Isaac Lahey

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Scott: You don't even have anyone on 10 Stiles: And isn't that telling?

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Gareth: You really think we're going to like Steve Harrington just because he's your boyfriend?

Eddie: Nope!

Steve: *brings homemade devil shaped cupcakes for Hellfire like he's trying to be scout mom* Hi! 😊

Gareth: Goddamnit.

Eddie: That's why you're going to like Steve.

Jeff: It's like someone used magic to turn a golden retriever into a human.

[lilliejareau]

emily: *wakes up in hospital after battle with ian doyle*

hotch and jj:

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: have you ever considered that maybe you’re attracted to danger, commander?

cody: no. i'm attracted to you, which is why i'm usually in danger, sir.

obi-wan:

cody:

obi-wan: touché.

[strawlessandbraless]

lol, ya… (just noticed how they’re bordered by blue and green 💙 💚)

[eiraeths]

[jason walking into the cave]

tim: and the misanthropic one is here

jason: i like people

tim: uh huh

jason: … i’m open to the concept of people

tim: uh-huh. name five people you’ve talked to that aren’t family or someone family introduced you to

jason: c’mon i just got here, do you really need to antagonize right now?

tim: i could pull a you and shoot first antagonize later

jason: wish i shot you first instead of letting you open your mouth

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

[movienerd22]

Tony: you know what Peter your grounded.

Peter: what ?! You can’t ground me

Tony: uh yes I can, I just did

Peter: *shocked* no?!

Tony: no? What do you mean no?!

Peter: I mean no! you want to hear it in Spanish?

Tony:

Peter: *spanish accent* no

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Levy: Pspspsps

Gajeel, walking over to her: Are you trying to call a cat?

Levy, frantically taking notes: Holy shit it worked

[finstanner]

The Acolyte Incorrect Quotes

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Virgil! Get off the refrigerator now!

Patton: Aw Logan, he just needs a little love and kindness-

Patton: Kiddo, you wanna come down from there? Pretty please?

Virgil: *demonic hissing*

Roman: *smacking him with a broom* STOP BEING SO EXTRA, YOU PLAID-COVERED EDGE LORD! GET DOWN NOW!

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius: Reg, how will you be celebrating Leap Day?

Regulus: By leaping into the Black Lake.

Sirius: But....you can't swim?

Regulus: Exactly.

James, with spray bottle: Bad Reggie!

[fabuloustrash05]

Shadow: I don’t do teamwork.

Sonic, looking at Rouge and Omega: You’re literally on a team.

Shadow: I also don’t do consistency.

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#30 Natural causes

Uzui: You killed him!?

Hashira!Y/n: He died of natural causes~

Uzui: You call dying from a knife to the neck “natural causes?”

Obanai: Obviously, Dying when you’re stabbed in the neck is the most natural thing in the world

Hashira!Y/n: It would have been really unnatural if he’d survived

Uzui: WHY DID YOU TWO EVEN KILLED HIS MAN!?

Hashira!Y/n & Obanai: He was Mitsu's Ex ratty broad egg-looking shinny ex-fiance...

Uzui*Looks at the corpse*...

Uzui:...YOU BITCH!?!*Screams at the corpse*DAMMIT NOW I MISSED MY CHANCE TO KILL HIM-*Check his pulse and sighs in relief*...Good he still alive... lets's call the whole gang...they should get a chance to beat his unflamboyant ass