#buffy the vampire slayer quotes

[alannacouture]

The only person she trusts 💞

[oblivionmemes]

♢      —         𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

“The big moments are going to come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts.”

“I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.”

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live…for me.”

“I don’t understand about theology or dimensions, or any of it, really, but I think I was in heaven.”

“In every generation, there is a chosen one. She alone shall stand against the vampires, demons and forces of darkness. She is the slayer.”

“Passion rules us all, and we obey.”

“Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

“Strong is fighting. It’s hard and it’s painful and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do, and we can do it together, but if you’re too much of a coward for that, then burn.”

“I could never be your girl!”

“I have feelings for you. I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love.”

“People don’t fall in love with what’s right in front of them. People want the dream — what they can’t have. The more unattainable, the more attractive.”

“You're not special. You're extraordinary.”

“I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.”

“I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and I are gonna show ‘em why.”

“I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, [name].”

“There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us.”

“I don't know what's coming next. But I do know it's gonna be just like this -- hard, painful. But in the end, it's gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we'll be the ones left standing.”

“I knew it! I knew it! Well, not ‘knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know. You two were fighting way too much. It’s not natural!”

“I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.”

“Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.”

“Okay. I’m not panicking. I’m not. I’m not. Stop looking at me like I’m panicking.”

“I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.”

“And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid.”

“It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.”

[classichorrorblog]

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)

[buffytheslayrposts]

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Clara: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

12: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

[harveywritings92]

[R/n is in a pissy mood and is snapping at everyone.]

Ghost: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?

R/n: As the defending champion, are you nervous?

{Soap and Gaz nervously side-eye each other and bail before the bloodbath starts.]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie is still trying to control his telepathy after he comes back as a vampire. He's resting in his room when Wayne comes in to say goodnight, and Eddie ends up reading his thoughts.

Eddie: You and Claudia used to know each other?

Wayne: *sighing* Way back before she married Dustin's daddy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: Oh, boy.

Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!

Wayne: We were young.

Eddie: On the hood of a police car?!

Wayne: I'll be downstairs. Sleep tight. Don't let the demobats bite.

Eddie: Uncle Wayne!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: This will probably go faster if we split up.

Thor: [nods]

Thor: Can I come with you?

Loki: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole “splitting up” thing?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?

Lae’zel: As defending champion, are you nervous?

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: [hand gesture] Fighter: What's with the hand move? Do you see that? Does that, like, mean something? Barbarian: It's code. I think it breaks down to "choo-choo." Ranger: It probably means to follow them. That, or wait here for them. Fighter: Hey Rogue! What's the [mimics gesture] all about? Rogue: It means "yell real loud, so the monsters who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance."

[alannacouture]

Is it even a real ship if they haven’t threatened to kill each other?

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick:….I mean, am I right, Ice?

Iceman: I’m almost certain you aren’t. But to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Todd, your mouth is open. There is sound coming from it. This is never good.

[buffytheslayrposts]

Spike insulting Giles will never get old

[legendofzoodles]

Wild: [eyeing the looks of the others] You think my plan is crazy.

Time: Didn’t say that…but wouldn’t rule it out.

Legend: [scoffing] You kidding?! I don’t think there could be a crazier plan.

Four: [suddenly] We attack the Shadow with hummus.

The chain: [stares in silence]

Four: Just putting things in perspective.

[just-a-random-bookworm]

Sirius (to James): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group? Remus: You did. Peter: You said "James should be boss." Remus: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous. Peter: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Sirius: Valid points, all.