#incorrect Red Arrow

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but readin book after book to escape reality is not a-

Jason: You watch your fuckin mouth.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

Green Lantern during a mission in Gotham: I am too old for this.

Red Hood from where he is vaporizing into the shadows: Then retire.

Batman is the background shadows of this: I raised you well.

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[mysticlael]

My most famous thing ig Bat inco quotes

Roy: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Jason: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the GCPD.

Dick: Ladies, gentlemen and Dami, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Damian: A cat? Dick: No. Damian: A kitten? Dick: No! Damian: A kitten with a little hat on? Dick: NO! Damian: Consider me uninterested

Barbara: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.

Jason: Come on, B! How any times do I have to apologize? Bruce: Once! Jason: ...No.

Jason: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Roy, trying to focus on a project: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Jason: I— Jason: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Kon: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Tim: Kon: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Tim: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Tim: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Duke: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk? Dick: It's Cass' turn. Cass: Don't die. Dick, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

Jon: Fight me! Damian, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Bruce: I will not let you down. Steph: Sounds fun. Cass: K. Jason: No, I'm fucking not. Tim: Do I have to be? Dick: Please God, I am so tired.

Steph: I dare you- Dick: Jason is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Steph: Why not? Jason: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Bruce: Tim, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Tim: No, it’s mine. Bruce: It... looks just like the one I have... Tim: You don’t have one like this anymore.

Damian, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Jason: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it’s mine.

Steph: I think we can be evil. As a treat. Cass: We? Steph: We. :)

Tim: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Jason: Okay? Tim: … Tim: … Tim: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

Dick: Litte Wing, it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Robin!Jason: I wish for good grades. Dick: Nerd. Jason: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Dick. :) Dick: Jason…

Jason: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Bruce: Stephanie, your entire identity has been consumed by by your relationship with a man (looks at Tim)

Stephanie: You Found My Oliver Queen Tumblr?!?!

[outtamynoggin]

Dick, Donna, Wally, and Roy arguing over the TV remote

Wally: You already had the remote for an hour, Donna! It's my turn!

Roy: Yeah! Mine and Wally's! You and Dick have been watching that Housewives of Gotham show forever now - hand it over!

Donna: *dodging* Excuse me, it's our turn to continue watching because we missed last week's episode since you and Garth wanted to watch Knock Out! We're making up for the missing time.

Wally: Don't include me in this, I wan't even here! So technically, I should have the remote.

Dick: Or what?

Roy: Or we'll see just how much you and Donna like the sounds of our homemade Knock Out at 3 in the morning!

Wally: The Rem-

Dick: HOLD IT! Fine. We have a better offer.

Roy: What?

Dick and Donna: *exchanging long glances before looking back at the two*

Dick: We had a feeling you would say this, so.

Donna: In exchange for letting us have the remote for this week AND next week-

Roy and Wally: *Scoffing* yeah, right.

Donna: -Dick and I will kiss.

Roy and Wally: *Dumbfounded silence*

Wally: Wait, what?

Dick: *straight face* Donna and I will kiss for one minute.

Roy: ...how long?

Donna: One. Full. Minute.

-One hour later, Dick and Donna are watching the TV and Roy and Wally are in Roy's bedroom, sitting on the bed and staring blankly at the wall-

Roy: Totally worth it.

Wally: *dazed* Oh yeah.

Roy:

Wally:

Roy: ...Fish boy's gonna be really jealous he missed it

Wally: *grinning* You're awful

Roy: Hell yeah. I'm going to text him right now.

Wally: I want live updates!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Jason pulls off his shirt and tosses it aside without a second thought.

Roy, without missing a beat : Want me to get on my knees so you can step on me ?

Jason, honestly flabbergasted by the audacity : Wh-what the hell, Roy ?

Roy : Sheesh, just tryna help a bro out.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Roy are trying to get information out of a criminal but none of them are in their uniforms*

Jason: Okay, man, now what we’re gonna play is a little game called “damn good chance you’re getting shot”.

*Jason pulls out a revolver and spins it*

Roy: Tuck the shooter, Jason.

Jason: Tuck it? This is how I do it, man.

Roy: I know this is how you do it, but this is not the time to do it how you do it.

Jason: I ain’t tucking her (the gun) once she’s out.

Roy: Tuck it, Jason!

*Dick and Tim watching from afar*

Tim: Should we step in?

Dick: Just a little tiff, Tim. Besides there’s no bullets in that gun.

Tim: How sure are you?

Dick: One in six chance.

Tim: Those are the exact odds.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Roy: *Under his motorcycle fixin it* Can you hand me a 9mm?

Jason: *Opens bag and takes out a 9mm pistol, handin it to Roy*

Roy: *Takes it, lookin at the gun then back at Jason* I meant a ratchet.

[yourmomxx]

Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!

Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.

(Roy enters)

Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.

Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!

Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!

[starvoiddream]

Bat!sib, talking about Green Arrow: —He was so cool!

Tim: What’s your obsession with Green Arrow?

Bat!sib: He’s my favorite Justice League vigilante!

Bruce:

Bruce: You are killing me, you know that, right? You are killing your father.

[queenofghost]

Incorrect DC quotes part 47

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[foolilazuli]

Roy: Be sure to eat everything on your plate, Lian. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Jason: The pancakes are overcooked

Roy, covering Lian’s ears: Hey Jay, how bout you shut your whore mouth?

[batarrow-delulu]

Jason: *seeing Bruce&Oliver arguing* Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.

Roy: Wait, your 2 o'clock, or my 2 o'clock?

Jason: Over THERE!

[hello-waffles-are-good]

Dick: you guys can't kiss, that's incest!

Jason: no it isn't!

Dick: yes it is, Littlewing

Roy: [gesturing between him and Jason] *we're* not related

Dick: oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Roy: well, it makes it not incest!

[megalithical]

jason: i don't know how to tell you this, but... i love you.

roy, not looking up from playing with lian: that’s great, jay. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.