#incorrect icarly

[livinweirdrandom]

This, but make it Timmy talking about Dale. (My man was so head set on ignoring his feelings for the rich bastard, he knew he was saying bullshit and didn't give a fuck)

Cat: Every time I'm around Sam, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, I get quite red and my temperature skyrockets.

Cat:

Cat: *oblivious* Obviously, I’m allergic to her.

[shadow-coolness]

Freddie: Carls, a vids is a vid, but a pageant is...

Sam: (angry) Filthy! Dainty! Frilly! Fancy-pantsy! Clicky-shoesy! Creepy-smiley! RIDICULOUS! (calm) In short, I think they're strange.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: You are grounded for…

*Buck looks at Eddie, who nods at him*

Buck: ... 'till college.

Chris: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!?

Buck: FOR TILL COLLEGE.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: I invite you into my home. Viago: I teach you the joys of poisons. Viago: I'm forced to wait an hour for coffee I didn't even want. Viago: And then I come home to find you chewing on my protégé's face! Lucanis: Crow!Rook:

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: You bought a taco?

Ahsoka: Yeah.

Obi-Wan: From the truck that hit Anakin?

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: Well, me starving isn't going to help him.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: You look like my first wife.

Agatha: You’ve been married before?

Rio: No.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Rhaenyra, daemon, Jace, Aegon, alicent, Otto, Aemond, Baela, Rhaena, rhaenys, Corlys: Whatcha got there?

Reader: *holding a lemon cake whilst cannibal is behind them* A lemon cake.

Cannibal: *just being cannibal and no liking anyone near reader*

Bonus;

Helaena: *saw this happening but no one listened like usual.*

(I’m just unhealthy obsessed with this idea)

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Hold up. So you’re Peter's girlfriend? MJ: I am. Peter: She is. Natasha: Interesting. Why?

[wildlyincorrect]

Fiyero: Where's Glinda? I've been texting and calling her all day. Elphaba: She's been in the shower. Fiyero: All day??? Elphaba: Pretty much. Glinda takes really long showers when she gets depressed. Fiyero: Well, when do you think she's going to come out? Elphaba: I don't know. She took a chair in there.

[the-black-bulls]

[Yami returns after a mission]

Black Bulls: WELCOME BACK CAPTAIN YAMI!

Yuno, arm wrestling with Asta: Hey.

Leopold, also arm wrestling with Asta's other hand: What's up?!

Yami: Hello my favorite idiots and the two idiots who never seem to hang out in their own squads.

[liv45no]

Remus: please? for me?

Sirius: don’t do that.

Remus: what?

Sirius: you think whenever you say "please? for me?" that I'll just do anything you want. Well, not this time.

Remus:

Remus: please? for me?

Sirius: okay.

[loganslowdown4]

if the sides tweeted each other— ☀️

[incorrectmusicalquotes]

Glinda: Okay Elphaba, I've separated your mail into 3 piles. From your father, death threats, and death threats from your father.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Must you always attack me with words?

Yelena: You want me to use rocks?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: There always gonna be haters trying to tear you down. But you know what I say to them? Sirius: I say, "Mom. I'm doing my best".