#marauders shit post

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius @ james when he runs away to the potters

[not-rab]

Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

[rhetorical-conscience]

Remus: I don't think Sirius is very happy about you dating his brother.

James: What makes you say that?

Remus, reading a letter aloud: Prongs. I hope this message finds you before I do.

[we-r-loonies]

if james potter is the sun, then regulus must be icarus.

he knew how it would end, yet flew towards the sun anyway. he'd risk it all to touch his sun, to feel the flames against his cheeks.

regulus loved despite the certainty of failure, because when the hot wax burnt trails down his back, all he could see was the sun.

[sweetstarryskies]

@wolfstarmicrofic | Draught of the Living Death | 685 words

Note: Mature themes and references to sex, nothing explicit

Sirius and Remus are friends. Best friends. Sure, they might hold eye contact longer than necessary. They might be more touchy with each other than with anyone else. Maybe their banter turns flirtatious so quickly they often don’t even realize. But they are just friends. Friends that flirt sometimes.

Sirius is sitting on the couch closest to the fireplace. He is lazily doodling stars and half-crescent moons all around the instructions for the Draught of the Living Death, not paying attention to the homework assignment he’s supposed to be working on with James. James has his Potions book open as well, he is lounging in an armchair, feet resting on the coffee table in front of him. Peter is sitting on the floor, a piece of parchment on the same table, drawing a Mandrake. Sirius looks up to watch Remus who is sitting on the couch with him, book in his lap, back resting against the armrest, legs spread out across the cushions, feet buried under Sirius’ thighs.

James interrupts the comfortable silence: “Do you ever think about our professors having sex?” 

“What the fuck, James?” Peter groans, pressing the heels of his hands to his eyes, dropping his feather. Sirius starts cackling and Remus just looks at James, slowly shaking his head. Sirius stops laughing: “Hmmm, honestly, can’t say I have, Prongs. Why? Who would you want to shag out of all of them?” Peter drops his forehand onto the table, mumbling something about being too sober for this conversation. James’ answer comes out a little bit too quickly: “Flitwick.” Sirius nods and hums thoughtfully, Peter sighs and picks his feather back up. Remus looks at Sirius now: “Are you thinking about Minnie?” Sirius stares at him in shock: “Oh, absolutely NOT, Moony. That is revolting. I do have mommy issues, but they do not go that far.” Remus chuckles and looks back down at his book.

“I don’t know,” Peter muses, apparently giving into the others’ nonsense, “I think I could show Minnie a good time.” James throws his head back laughing while Remus is chuckling again. “Oh, please,” Sirius replies, “Pete, you probably think the G-spot is where gangs meet up.” Peter glares at him, head turning red like a tomato. But before he can say anything, James interferes: “And what do you know about G-spots, Pads? Aren’t you ‘as gay as they come,’ like you always say?” The usage of air quotes is accompanied by James’ shit-eating grin. Sirius exclaims, clutching his heart in mock-defense: “Hey! I’ll have you know I’ve had sex with women before my gay awakening.” Remus looks up: “That alone does not speak for your G-spot-finding-abilities,” he deadpans. “Oh, and what makes it your forte, Moony? You’ve never even had sex with a woman, as far as I know,” Sirius replies, smirking back at him.

Before Remus can reply, Peter speaks up: “Actually, I think Moony can make anyone feel good.” Sirius tries to retort something sassy but is caught up by images appearing before his inner eye; ways in which Moony could make someone feel good… 

James’ grin widens when he agrees with Pete: “Yeah, Moony can definitely find any and all important spots.” Sirius just scoffs, and feels himself blushing. Remus wiggles his toes that are buried underneath Sirius’ thighs: “See, Pads?” With that grin that makes Sirius’ heart skip a beat. He stares back for a second too long. Flustered, Sirius averts his eyes to his Potions book, trying to think about draughts instead of dicks.

A moment later, he feels Remus shift, sitting up and scooching over to sit next to Sirius, nudging his shoulder: “Awww, Pads, don’t pout.” Remus leans in closer and lowers his voice to speak quiet enough for only Sirius to hear: “Do you need me to make you feel good?”

At that, Sirius gets up very abruptly, snaps his book shut, throws it back at the couch, and stomps over to the staircase. On his way to the dorm, he can practically feel Remus’ eyes on him.

This whole ‘Friends who Flirt-Thing’ was definitely getting out of hand. 

[pearlynia]

Imagine young Sirius getting chased by a bunch of ducks at the park and young Regulus laughing his ass of instead of helping

[tragically-but-finnally-yours]

hogwarts library, circa 1976

remus: *quietly reading a textbook*

sirius: *slams the Marauders map on the table in front of him*

sirius: look at this

sirius: *points to a cupboard that clearly has the names “James Potter” and “Regulus Black” in it*

remus: *panics*

sirius: i can’t believe james would pull a prank on regulus without me!

remus: *bangs his head on the table*

remus: well you better go help him then

sirius: *sprints out of the library*

meanwhile in the closet:

*james and regulus frantically making out*

[supremeladyoftherandom]

Me: *looks at the hunger games fandom*

Me: So peaceful. So content. Must be nice having your biggest problem be the movie title being slightly innacurate.

Me: *sighs*

Me: *looks back to see the other fandoms shes in*

*Batfam is sipping tea while being surrounded by destruction*

*Pjo is having a full on duel with rick with swords while shit is on fire and they are both cackling manically*

*jjk is drunk in the corner and doing something on their computer*

*hp just had a shouting match with jk and has disowned her*

*septimus heap sits in the other corner and yearns for recognition*

*marauders just stabbed themselves in the heart and is currently crying*

*marvel is chanting shit shit shit while desperately trying to figure out What The Hell They're Supposed To Do*

*miraculous is on the ceiling, screeching*

Me: *sighs again*

Me: *quietly goes to the secrets of nicholas flamel fandom. it is only me. Im the only one here.*

[perciver4ever]

"No, that's not how it was."

"It's how it felt to me. "

Post prank Sirius and Remus

[y0url0verb0y]

James had a fear of growing old

while,

Regulus had a fear of not getting to

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders era characters as shit my friends have said part 16

james: how are you?

regulus: i’m trying not to think about it

[liquidisedfrogs]

idc what anyone else says but marlene mckinnon is northern

she is from manchester or nearby 100%

no one changes my mind

[saintchaser]

can’t believe we’re doing this again but hey guys if you don’t like what someone writes, and bonus points if you are not an author and you do not know how this kind of behaviour impacts writers, please shut up and refrain from posting and commenting on things that you deem to be wrong (which, to some, means that characters or certain situations are not written the way they see them to be.)

writers, like fanart creators and creators in fandom in general, put out on the internet free content for you to enjoy and engage with, and you throwing a hissy fit over things you don’t like and leaving hate comments and going on anon to complain and bitch about things just shows how entitled fandom really has become, recently.

i do not know in depth what happened with greenvlvetcouch and their fics because i do not follow fandom drama much, the very same way i did not follow the bizarrestars / mayzarbewithyou drama and i majorly found out about it from tiktok and mutuals, so i won’t be diving too much into named dramas but, as a fellow writer in fandom, i think that this fandom consumes content in an unhealthy way, and this is what makes many writers leave / take a step back from such spaces. after this maelstrom that happens, everyone’s wondering why said people leave fandom.

why?

because popular fandom creators or creators in this fandom that have written popular fics (i.e. bfb, cr, black mass, so forth so forth, i just named a few examples off the top of my head) are treated like celebrities and expected to write what appeals to the public, said public forgetting that the content they are consuming is put out for free access and you literally do nothing in order to consume it (which you do, for example, when talking about books and movies, but that is a whole another conversation), and unpopular fandom creators are brushed to the side and ignored. this behaviour affects everyone (both sides mentioned), and the leaving from the fandom is done by both sides.

i thought that after the zar situation, we’d take a moment to reflect on our actions and how our behaviour has an impact on our content creators. please, for the love of god, think about the consequences of your actions, even though they are behind a screen and not in the real world, and refrain from unasked for criticism and comments.

[acewitch-writes]

Someone read the first, like, 15 chapters of my fic today and left a few hate comments about Remus' characterization (they didn't like how much of a pushover he was, or that he felt bad for being mean while in a pain flare up at one point lmao) and Sirius' characterization (he was too stuck up and self absorbed)

They then edited each their comments to add even more hate (one edit was just adding "daaaaaammmmnnnnnn" after a rant about Sirius being a douchebag)

And then, apparently, they realized that leaving hate comments on an author's fic because you disagree with the characterization is a really shitty thing to do, and they deleted all the comments.

[cosmossoleil]

“Jegulus doesn’t make sense!”

It’s fan fiction, it’s not real. It won’t hurt you.

“Harry potter wouldn’t have existed without jilly!!1!”

He still can. It’s called co-parenting.

“Lily is not just a incubator/surrogate for your gay ship!1!’

We are not doing that. YOU ARE. YOU ARE MAKING HER ONLY THAT.

In all of the jegulus fics i had read, where harry would exist, he is still lily and James’s biological son. AND SHE LOVES HER SON, THAT DOES NOT CHANGE.

STOP MAKING LILY INTO ONLY HARRY’S MOTHER.

we give her aspirations to travel, or to become the best healer, or want other things TO BE MORE THAN JUST A MOTHER and you all throw a bitchfit that shes not playing house with James. With jegulus and whatever lily ship you perfer, harry ends up gaining so much family and being so loved by multiple people compared to the sad canon that exists.

Just admit you hate the gay ship and move fucking on and go read your own fics.

[paradimeart]

So recently, the original pitch document for TFA Season 4 that featured Blackarachnia as the main antagonist was uncovered and shared with the world by a Twitter user named Keyan Carlile, and I’m curious: do you have any thoughts on it? Do you like it or dislike it, if you think it’s better than the second draft, if you think it properly does her justice, et cetera.

i actually have a design for s4 antagonist blackarachnia bc i like that idea so much i have soooo many thoughts on it