#source: incorrect-hamilton-quotes

[accio-barricade]

Enjolras: You need to change all of this *gestures*

Grantaire: You just gestured to all of me.

[simple-dark-eyes]

*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*

Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...

Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.

Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...

*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*

Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Mary, running into the Great Hall, holding the newspaper: Look! James is in the paper.

Marlene, reading outloud:the Heir to The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Regulus Black, and the Heir to the Potter Family James Potter were spotted last week together, holding hand, while on the walk on Diagon Alley.

Everyone:

Peter: James and Reg's relationship just got exposed.

Lily: Sometimes, that's how it goes.

Mary: Sirius is gonna find out any minute...

Sounds of loud screaming, glass breaking and chairs falling start coming from the above

Remus:

Peter:

Mary:

Marlene:

Lily:

Remus: I'm sure he already knows.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

(Teenage) Hamilton: im never gonna go through puberty :(

Martha Washington: oh darling no ofc you will!! We're just a family of late bloomers, trust me you'll be fine <3

Hamilton: But I'm adopted :((

Washington: (from the other room) WHAT

Washington: WHO TOLD YOU

[justanotherhamiltrash]

Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?

Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.

Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

[vmpkai]

hamilton: *smiling, laying in a hospital bed with like a shitton of injuries from a fight*

eliza: how can you smile when you're so badly hurt?

hamilton: *scoff* my injuries aren't that bad. the doctor said the bleeding is internal. that's where the blood's supposed to be!

eliza: alexander no-

[totallycorrectf1]

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: You have invented a new kind of stupid.

Leo: A “damage you can never undo” kind of stupid.

April: An “open all the cages in the zoo” kind of stupid.

Donnie: “Truly you didn't think this through” kind of stupid.

Casey: ...I get it, I fucked up.

[f1incorrectquotess]

Toto, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bono, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Lewis, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

George, trembling: What are we playing?

[accio-barricade]

Eliza: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Hamilton: I wake up at 4 am.

Eliza:

Eliza: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[thisonesock]

Lucifer: When you’re as long in hell as me, you have developed a thick skin

Alastor: Red is not your color.

Lucifer: RED BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!!!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English Language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair!

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Hamilton: for someone who often ends text messages with "hahahahaha", i sure am having a hahahahahard time 👍

Burr: what

[justanotherhamiltrash]

Hamilton: So what did you get me for Christmas?

Jefferson: What do you mean? I'm your present!

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Hamilton:

Jefferson:

Hamilton: Did you keep the receipt?

[vmpkai]

hamilton: *attempts to pick up a scolding hot tray from the oven and drops it* jesus fuck! anybody got any oven mitts?

angelica: don't be so weak *grabs the tray with her bare hands like it's nothing*

hamilton: angie what the fuck

[totallycorrectf1]

Lando: Yeah, the band doesn’t go on until midnight. Alonso: Midnight? Lando: Okay, if you guys can’t hear me now, we’re gonna have some real problems at the club. Alonso: No problem. Lewis: No, we’re good. We’re good. Lando: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years. Alonso: Does Lando think that we’re 50? Lewis: No, no, he’s just really bad at math.