#unhinged jon

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👑Hello, everyone! I know. I know. It's been awhile, but SO much has happened and there's more yet to come for sure! But today's a reeeally "special" day, if you will. A day I decided to celebrate by giving YOU guys a surprise I've been holding off for awhile instead! 🥳 TA-DAH~!!! A showcase of MY work for the @jdsszine "Young & Bold" and some insight on how I came to love the #supersons to begin with! 🎂 I was truly honored to be invited as a guest artist along with such talented people!

(Don't forget to check them out on all their socials when you can! ^v^) Anyways, I hope you all have a FANTASTIC day today! Thank you so much for your patience with me so for! Love you LOTS! -Bubbly💙

(P.S. Unhinged Jon is my favorite Jon. I'm just all for a ball of sunshine who can snap and go ape sh!t from time to time, y'know?)

[spacedace]

Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

[notebookpapers]

I see your “Cecil could survive TMA but Jon couldn’t survive Night Vale” posts and I raise you: Carlos (the dad, the myth, the legend) could survive both easily

[ashes-in-a-jar]

I think people should listen to a compilation of only Sasha James' lines. Istg 70% of her lines elicited this reaction from me

[arunneronthird]

some say bernard is still laughing to this day

also imagine telling damians bff to not hurt him, imagine that

[ambreignsfan4life]

50 Days of The Shield

34/50

credit to gif owner

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I want to write batfam (just core four rn) w/ their respective partners but every single ship is just

red flag x red flag

TW- Obsessive/ Unhealthy love and relationships, just descriptions though

Dick & Wally? They are the clingy toxic- what do you mean you want a seperate life/hobbies that don't involve me? The kind of people to take "Would you love me if I was a worm"? way too seriously and cry if they dont get the "right" answer. God forbid you try "I was asleep" for not texting back.

Jason & Roy? Fire meets fire, get the cops called on them at least once a week. Every disagreement is a full out brawl before long, but they always end up amping up and then patching eachother's wounds with kisses and gauze. Hard to tell if its genuine hate or flirting sometimes- maybe both.

Tim & Bernard? Stalker ship. Privacy? You mean you don't love me enough to want me to have your location 24/7?? It's a push and pull of control and constant reminders that secrets are an illusion. But they also are way too enamored with the fact someone would love them to the point of obsession to really be that bothered. "You made me a shrine?? Aww babe it even has my missing shirt, that must have been a pain to get" kinda shit.

Dami & Jon? Stubborn to the max, the couple that breaks up at least once a week and then makes up two hours later after keying a car and throwing a game system in water. Drag everyone into their fights and hold grudges like theres no tomorrow. Also god forbid trigger jealousy. Will pull the "I don't think you should hang out with them, they're not good for you" shit

Now any of these behaviors in any other context?? Fuck that. But theres something about "Is it really toxic if neither of us are innocent" kinda fictional ship that I love. Also let Batfam be fucking insane especially when it comes to their partners.

[roachsauce]

[jonmattdaily]

okay but what if the only choice was to sing to survive

[livingdeadvoid]

Damian: I wish for Jonathan Kent to return my feelings

Tim, pouring water into his bowl of cereal: on griddy??

[rise-my-angel]

I think my favorite thing about Robb and Jon comparison is the way they handle personal conflicts with other men.

Robb is so blatant without ever having to pull it out, that hes got a 20 inch cock. He will put men twice his size in their place with an even tone like with Greatjon Umber, or utterly take control of a conversation with Jaime Lannister who is an expert at controlling a conversation to his wants.

This one nod of dismissal from Robb was a bigger giant cock sized power move, then anything Tywin Lannister has done in his entire life.

He doesn't have to pull it out for me to know its 20 inches. Its obvious in his commanding demeanor in any given situation who is really in control.

Jon though, that man will take you by surprise.

Normally he gives no indication he's like that, and will not put men in place for the same things Robb would. See how Robb responds to Greatjon calling him "boy" while hes in command, and compare it to how Jon responds when hes in command and Janos Slynt calls him "boy". Very different reactions. Jon does not take command so blatantly, and so he comes off as normal and average sized.

But then he will suddenly put a man in his place by showing off that he has a cock the length and girth of his fucking forearm, out of goddamn nowhere. In the most unhinged manner possible.

The most obvious is when he calls Tormund a coward, who then accuses Jon of only being brave enough to say that because hes in chains. Only for Jon, who has to fucking look up to meet his tall ass eyeline, but doesn't say a fucking word as he makes eye contact whole unlocking his chains while hes right in front of him. And it smacked the man in the face how big Jons cock was that hes fucking speechless and then immediately gives him the information he wanted. The most sudden stealth showing of his giant cock in mere seconds.

Though, we already saw this cock before. Considering Jon in the show is so matched in Ned Starks level of unhinged. Jon doesn't just threaten Rast in the middle of the night. Jon in the show, literally gags him as he doesn't even say anything threatening, just not to touch Sam. Jon in the show was unhinged and physically gags him so he can't call for help, and is so sure Rast got the mesaage he just walks away. And sure enough Rast is fucking silent about what Jon did.

Imagine having such a big cock, confident that he scared the shit out of Rast, that he walks away fearing no consequences and literally does get away with it.

I'm telling you, Stark men are unmatched in how big their cocks are.

[elias-magnussy]

your Archivist is cute I wanna put him in the washing machine

So true I want to put him in the washing machine too and in the dishwasher and I want to vacuum him and put him in the beach that makes you old and microwave him and examine him under a microscope and in a slow cooker and in a cardboard box and in the submarine that exploded and lobotomize him and put him in a dumpster and in a children's book about spiders and I want to sautée him with shrimps and scan save as pdf and print him and peel off his skin and sharpen him like a crayon and roast him like a marshmellow and keep him in a drawer and in the boot of my car and in a termite nest and I want to make him small and crush him with my thumb and beat him with a pipe like a pinata conserve him in resin and squeeze him like play-doh and set a pack of wolves on him I hope he gets the plague and pasteurize him and in an active volcano and in the freezer and I want to chew on him and dangle him off a cliff and I want to flatten him and put him in the fresh produce aisle and the clown shoes shop and in a plastic bag and make him live in a sock and in a letter straight to australia and leave him at the bottom of the ocean and in a cat cafe and nail him to the cross and play him in an organ and turn him into a scarecrow or a tree and wrap him up in scotch tape and drop a meteorite on him and play him on repeat like a cd and make him soup and solve him like a rubic's cube and write with his blood and pickle him like a cucumber and put him in a jar and shake it and in an open grave and in a meat grinder pluck him out with tweezers juice him like a tangerine throw him in the Boston Harbor as protest and punt him into the sun and in the polar bear enclosure and in the dashcon ball pit and he should be at the club and I want to wrung him like a cloth and leave him to hang I want to make marmalade out of him I want to shove him in the merry go round that never stops and make him bald I want him to get eaten by a giant whale and fall in a coma and put him in a canon and I want to trap him in a computer I want to strap him to a rocket I want to jumanji him throw him to the yellow door and run him over with a tank and stick him in a tape recorder and put him in a Situation and and and and and

Whew, I'm glad I got this out of my system

[spacedace]

“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”

“Tt, of course.”

“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”

“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”

“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”

“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”

“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”

“They are training to gain influence over you?”

“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”

“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”

“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”

“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”

“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”

“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”

“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”

“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”

“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”

“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”

“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”

“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”

“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”

“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”

“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”

“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”

With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.

Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.

Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.

The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.

The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.

Though a lot more entertaining.

[lonelyvampx]

NEED THEM TO BE TOGETHER

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Here is my masterlist of DC/batfam related Spotify playlists! I hope ya’ll enjoy!

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

I don’t mean to wade into the JonCat discourse this fine morning but like…I hope people understand that while Cat’s reservations re Jon and him usurping his siblings are definitely an element of bastardphobia, she absolutely holds this as a moral failing on his part. Cat is super convinced that Jon is so morally bankrupt that he will 100% rise, on his own volition, against his siblings and steal their inheritance. In fact, she extends this moral failing to children he does not have, to say that his sons and Robb’s sons are sure to have generational clashes over Winterfell. Her holding this over Jon’s head has no basis in the text whatsoever. Her feelings about him, we know are categorically not at all true. Jon has hangups about Winterfell and being a stark but 1) They are brought on by his insecurity about not fitting in into the only family he has and not being accepted as his father’s son, something that is ironically fanned by Catelyn herself, but 2) Jon has never once acted upon these feelings, even when there are no heirs and he is handed the North on a silver platter. There’s no point where Jon is specifically choosing to threaten his siblings and he has no political support in the North anyway; Robb is the unanimously accepted heir and why would a bastard have more political support over the very legitimate Bran or Rickon? So when people parrot the “Jon was a threat to Catelyn’s kids” talking point, they are reinforcing something that is canonically not true. Jon is not a threat to Catelyn’s kids. He never was.