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Why do people have legs? I just want to slither around like a snek my dudes.

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I tried to sing “What do we do with a drunken sailor” but ended up saying “What do we do with a broken sailor? I don’t know? Throw it in the trash.”

Now I’m deceased

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Do comic books exist in the DC universe? I feel like if they did all the comic books would be about the already existing superhero’s and they would be created by all the sidekicks and children of the hero’s just to make fun of them. Red hood and Robin would for sure team up to make a comic about Bruce and Dick’s early days as Batman and Robin just to make fun of them. The JL would be furious.

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Trick or treat? 🎃

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Guys I just realized how similar Shiro and Bucky are. They were both, captured, tortured, given a high tech arm against their will, lost their memories, and are gay( one more canonically than the other)

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Dumbasses of tumblr, tell me about a time you reached peak dumb-assery

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And there are these delicious snickerdoodles I made yesterday

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Sorry I posted this a bit late but I made it the day after I made the rainbow loaf

This one is a no rise loaf, a bit dense and chewy but good

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I made yummy rainbow bread today

Never made bread before hope I did it right

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If any y’all crazy bitches wants to talk conspiracies, crafting, magic, fantasy worlds, Marvel, the Riordanverse, alt fashion, etc hmu. I’m sooo fucking lonely.

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Hi baby bat here.👋 If any of you experienced witches of tumblr ever see this post pls hmu. I need help with everything. It would be awesome if you could just explain some stuff to me. Like, for example, the best ways to charge and cleanse crystals, what difference moon phases do, where to start with green witchcraft, sigils and how to use them, etc.

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Cheer up challenges day 2

Eat a meal as some one else. For your next meal or snack pretend you are someone else. The Queen of England, Ariana Grande, George Washington, a 92 year old butler from Louisiana, really anyone real or fictional. How would they act? How would they sit? What conversations would they make? I know it might feel silly at first, but trust me it’s hard to feel sad when you’re eating crackers like a medieval barbarian.

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Cheer up challenges day 1

Go for a walk as if you’ve never seen the world before. What do you love about it? What amazes you? Confuses you? Sparks curiosity in you? Remember why you love it.💕

You are loved

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Sometimes I wonder what the fuck I’m doing in a dog park with no dog at 6 p.m. on a Tuesday night? Then I remember I’m not normal. (If you couldn’t tell from my previous posts)

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Collected sticks today

Made fairy wands

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It’s 10 p.m. and I’m sitting with my dad playing video games and blasting Disney metal covers. What does that tell you about my life

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I just watched Hell’s Kitchen for the first time. I thought it would be more cooking and less Gordon Ramsey roasting people’s cooking. Like, he gets paid to be an asswhole??? Bitch I do that on a daily basis where my check?