A young man stands in his living room. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2019, is the day of his friends' wedding.
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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it
It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly
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Duke keeps losing durags and and bonnets around the manor and they end up in the most random spots (he takes them off when he's half asleep and throws them somewhere)
-Jason: Duchess, I found your durag.
Duke: oh? I lost that months ago, Where was it?
Jason: it was in my helmet 😒
-Damian: Thomas. Here's your headwrap.
Duke: where was it this time?
Damian: batcow was eating it.
-Stephanie: *throws the silk bonnet at duke* wherever you bought that please buy me one. My hair has no kinks in it at all~
Duke: you've had it this whole time??
Stephanie: it was in my laundry basket😋
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Bruce Wayne, mentor to many- father to none.
I want the angst of B having to come to terms that he doesn't know ANY of his kids not anymore at least and maybe never and the fact his kids are just- used to it?
Visiting Dicks apartment, he finds a picture of him smiling while surrounded by a bunch of little kids in spandax uniforms.
Turns out he'd been a gymnastics instructor for about four years now and his most recent team had everyone qualify for state.
(Bruce didn't even know he still practiced)
Jason stopped accepting Wednesday night patrols, but when he looked into it he found out that was the night he went to DND nights with his roommates every week.
The roommates he met last semester after he decided to go to college and get an english major.
(Bruce didn't even know he had applied)
Checking the library he found a small pedastal plague put up by Alfred displaying just one book. It said Cass was the author.
Apparently she had gotten super into writing and published a book talking about language deprivation and lack of accomidation for deaf/hoh children born to hearing families.
She had a book signing last month, Alfred had gone and grabbed this copy now on display
(Bruce didn't even know she liked to write)
Tim finished a case early and let it slip he needed to sign off early to "meet up with his boyfriends" and hung up before Bruce could process.
It only took a small glance at his middle child's latest social media post to see him alongside Superboy (what was his name?) and a blonde boy he didn't recognize.
Both were leaned in to kiss his cheek and the caption said "Happy 3rd anniversary!!"
(Bruce didn't even know he was interested in boys)
Steph's birthday came around and Bruce got her a new account and shoved a couple thousand for her to buy whatever she wanted.
But he quickly noticed a pattern of everyone getting her- cat supplies?
Apparently She had adopted a cat about a month ago to celebrate her new apartment, Mister Mystery was his name, and she had asked everyone for supplies instead of other gifts.
(Bruce didn't even know she had moved)
He decided on some impromptu father-son bonding and tries to track down his youngest. But Damian is nowhere to be found.
He gets pretty close to calling an emergency meeting but the moment he messages Oracle she reminds him Damian is in Chicago.
Damian had won an art competition at school and his piece qualified for a gallery spot. The entire family had gone days ago and he was due back the next day.
(Bruce didn't even know he cared about art)
Then Duke- his youngest in terms of time spent. But one he had grown fond of just as fast as the others. Especially working the day shift the time they spent was limited.
Bruce got them both lunch, but it wasn't until halfway through eating that Duke had turned to him with panicked eyes and asked if the stew had shellfish.
Duke had a severe allergy, thankfully Jason had been just up the street and had an epi-pen ready before they took him to Leslies.
(Bruce didnt even know he had any allergies, let alone one so severe)
The worst part?
There was no blow up.
His kids didn't take his idiocracy as a personal insult or even raise a fight. They just rolled their eyes and moved on. As everyone crowded in the room, surrounding Dukes bedside he could hear Barbras voice.
"Its not your fault, Batman may be omnipotent, but Bruce doesn't know anything really"
He wasnt meant to overhear or maybe he was, Oracle had always been petty But he couldn't refute it.
"But you have us"
Well- thats just it wasnt it? Even when Bruce was absent- his kids had each other. But was that ever meant to be enough?
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–ʚɞ.・ How about... Subby bottoms who insist on switching the roles for once, promising that they’ll make you feel so good on their cock. They’re cheering themselves on internally when you spread yourself open, a mischievous smirk thrown their way, and they smile back coyly, ready to take this opportunity to finally be the dominant one.
However, no sooner than their cock is sheathed inside you do they realize that they’ve already turned into a drooling, panting mess, incoherently babbling about how good you feel around their cock and how your hole sucks them in so greedily as they bite down on your shoulder, trying to stifle their high pitched whimpers.
And when you cup their cheeks and call them a good boy, when you mock them for how they already turned dumb, their vision gets hazy, body shuddering as their hands clutch at the sheets next to you and their thrusts turn quick and sloppy. Their fingers are so desperately working themselves on your body to bring you both to an orgasm while they sob, a sight so adorable that you can’t resist locking your legs around their hips and pushing them deeper into you, and along with that, pushing them over the edge.
It’s embarrassing, to say the least, how they collapse on top of you and almost pass out when you were the one who was supposed to end up that way. You better not tease them about it afterwards, they’ll profusely deny such a thing ever occured, all while covering their blush with the back of their hand and looking away from your teasing gaze.
‧͙⁺˚・✮˚‧͙Kaveh, Xiao, Tighnari, Scaramouche, Itto, Diluc, Thoma, Gorou, Childe
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Here’s my Batfamily designs in full, with a height chart! I’ll do the rest of the batfam at some point, but I have the main crew for now. Also, just a small little reminder that these are my designs, that adhere vision of each character. You are allowed to have your own opinions on how they look, please just be respectful of mine. I am open to criticism and feedback though, as long as it’s genuinely constructive. Feel free to ask questions too if you’re curious about my choices!
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