#source: Parks and rec

[oceanview15]

Sokka: I used to think that there was no one on earth good enough for Katara.

Zuko: *smiles*

Sokka: I still think that.

Zuko: right

Sokka: But if there is no one actually good enough for her, you’re pretty damn close.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: Describe your ideal man.

Francesca: He’s dark and mysterious. And he can sing. And he plays the organ.

Kate: I think you just described The Phantom of the Opera.

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[fandomnerd9602]

Natasha: I couldn’t believe the crush Wanda had on Y/N…

Y/N: (laughs) oh baby you had a crush on me? How embarrassing!

Wanda: we’re married

Y/N: (laughs) still

Natasha: of course that was nothing compared to the crush Y/N had on Wanda.

Y/N:

Wanda: (laughs) how embarrassing!

For @lifespectator

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Why would I want you as my assistant?

Kory: I will work for you. I’ll be on you 24/7. I’ll be like your family. I’m here when you get here in the morning, and sure enough, I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay. Do we have questions?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How long have you been sleeping with Natasha?

Y/N: What

Y/N: I don’t even get…

Y/N: Why would I…

Y/N: I’ve never had sex with anyone. Anywhere.

Y/N: It’s none of your…

Y/N: You have the nerve, the audacity

Y/N: And how do I know, frankly, that YOU’RE not sleeping with her?

Y/N: Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!

Y/N: Check and mate.

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 3/?

[five-flavor-soup]

Zuko during ‘The Waterbending Scroll’: It’s a white flag and you might as well start waving right now, waterbender—

Katara, still tied up: The ONLY thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Zuko:

His soldiers:

The pirates:

Iroh:

Yue:

Zuko: Good spirits,

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It’s gonna be the greatest thing ever!

Regulus: Someone will die

James: Of fun!

Regulus: And of murder

James: There’s going to be butterbeer, pumpkins—

Regulus: Bloody goblins

James: Fake ones. It’s gonna be awesome. We have decorations—

Regulus: Dead people that we just murdered

James: Not murdered! But pictures of dead people from Muggle movies

Regulus: Mutilated bodies

James: But fake ones. Candy, dancing, firewhisky. All kinds of food and snacks

Regulus: Blood orphans

James: No—no blood orphans…I don’t know what that is

[wednesdayorwhatever]

Wednesday: I'm sorry you had to see this. If I could go back in time and cut out your eyes before it happened, I would.

Enid: Aw, that's so sweet, I appreciate that!

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Padmé: R2 told me you have a crush on me. Is that true?

Anakin: Well, that’s interesting. You know why?

Padmé: Why?

Anakin: Because- *runs away*

Padmé:

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Nibbly: I made a marshmallow Wiggly. He's crossing his arms because he's mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?

Wiggly [near tears]: It's fine.

[strangerthingsquotes]

Jane: I made a marshmallow Billy. He’s crossing his arms because he’s mad at everyone for annoying him. Do you like it?

Billy [near tears]: It’s fine.

[fandomnerd9602]

A Goth Wanda Maximoff x Radiant Reader please?

Y/N: we’re hosting our annual Halloween party!!

Wanda: people are gonna die

Y/N: of fun! Tequila! Singing! Dancing! Karaoke!

Wanda: pictures of corpses

Y/N: pictures of corpses from movies!

Wanda: blood orphans

Y/N: I don’t know what those are

A/N - thank you to Parks and Rec, my fav show of all time!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?

Tim: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

Bruce: Why?

Tim: Because I didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, and November..."

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I don’t think I could be happier right now.

Kate: Wanna bet?

Wanda: [appears from around the corner] Hi.

Y/N, in tears: Oh, Wanda is here!

Y/N, shoving Kate aside: Wanda!