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[incorrect-royal-quotes]

Bertie: What are we doing?

David: Wasting our lives.

Bertie: I meant for lunch.

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[oracle-fae]

by shapelessflame

[nerdasaurus1200]

Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

[leinterested]

Elf girls

[53v3nfrn5]

Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)

[theheartofthestar]

Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?

Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Sirius: Play along!

Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Damn, the power went out.

Y/N: Don’t worry, I got this.

Y/N: [shakes rapidly and starts to light up]

Natasha: What-?

Y/N: I swallowed a glow stick!

Natasha: WHY WOULD YOU—

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lucifer: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Alastor: Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Lucifer: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHARLIE WITH ME! Charlie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[chronicbeans]

Angel Dust: Why are boys so hot?

Vaggie: Why are girls so hot?

Husk: Why is everybody so hot?

Alastor: Why is my jambalaya so hot?!

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?

Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

[fyanimaldiversity]

African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) with reduced pattern

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[intheholler]

every church in the carolinas

[incorrecttwsted]

[zootopiathingz]

Husk: I don’t usually like people but you seem okay.

Angel: I’m yoUR BOYFRIEND??!?