#The tweels probably had to much fun here

[it-happened-one-fic]

10 Seconds - Floyd

Author Notes: I'm not gonna lie, I had a lot of fun writing this. This fic was pretty much entirely inspired by a scene in chapter 111 in Akagami no Shirayukihime (Snow White with The Red Hair). After I found out that Floyd and Obi had the same voice actor, the temptation was to great for me to resist. As per usual, reader is gender-neutral. I hope you enjoy!

Type: Fluff/ flirtation/ romance/ kind of spoofy/ Reader does have a pushy admirer so be warned on that note

Word Count: 1890

There was something about persistent wanna-be lovers that made one nervous enough to look to even the most shady sources of help. Including Octaveinelle.

“So this young man has been bothering you for…?” Jade trailed off as he looked up from the glass he was currently polishing to where I sat, right in front of him, at the bar.

“A little over a month now, I think.” I frowned as I recounted the numerous times the Pomefiore junior in question had just ‘happened’ to be right where I would inevitably run into him.

 I would be trapped there, having to interact with him and dodging his advances until I was saved by some passerby or thought up a reasonable excuse to leave.

I could’ve gone to Vil for help, considering it was one of his dorm members. But I also didn’t entirely want to put my annoyingly persistent and considerably pushy admirer through quite that much sorrow.

I did, however, want this handled, and me turning him down numerous times as politely as possible simply wasn’t cutting it. Which was why I went to Octavinelle to seek the advice of the infamous tweels. After all, they handled a lot of Azul's issues. Surely they would have advice for handling one persistent admirer.

Floyd let out a low whistle from behind me, causing me to twist slightly to glance at the young man who ought to be sweeping but was now just propped up on the broom’s handle as he shook his head, “Stubborn guy.”

His eyes found mine as a grin crossed his face, and I realized very quickly that I didn’t want to know exactly what Floyd was thinking. That wasn’t really one of his nice grins….

“Come now, Floyd. We can’t exactly blame the poor fool for being quite so smitten with our darling little Prefect, can we?” I almost grimaced at Jade’s teasing tone as I turned in time to catch his mocking, sharp-toothed smile.

“Guys,” I didn’t even bother fighting the whine that slipped into my tone. “I just want some advice. I can’t get him to go away, and I’ve already tried being blunt.”

Jade smiled in an indulgent manner down at me before a frown crossed his face, “I suppose it is rather problematic and concerning if he’s been at it this long.”

He sat the glass down with a tiny clink on the bar as he continued to ponder my plight, “You said he’s a Pomefiore student?”

I nodded, wondering exactly what Jade was thinking as Floyd slipped up next to me, propping himself on the bar, “Should I just scare him off? That’d probably do it.” 

Floyd sounded perfectly willing to do just that as he looked at me with that sharp-toothed grin of his before looking towards his brother. 

But he was soon frowning in confusion as Jade started to shake his head with a slight frown, “No, if he’s as determined as I fear, then I doubt that would solve the problem for little more than three days.”

That mocking smile appeared on Jade’s face again, even though he wasn’t actually looking at either me or his brother, as he continued, “Besides. Those Pomefiore boys are the schooling sort. Always flitting about in a group. If we tried aggression, he’d just come back with his friends, and that would make things more difficult for you, wouldn’t it, Prefect?”

He looked towards me as he finished, and I nodded glumly, “A squad probably would make it tougher.”

Especially since Pomefiore squads were known to be aggressive. Turning him down in front of his posse could be risky at best.

A chuckle slipped from the vice-housewarden’s lips as he smiled at me, “Now, now. There’s no need to make such a face. The solution is really quite simple, isn’t it?”

I perked up at his words, looking at him hopefully before I frowned once I noticed his grin, “What’s it gonna cost?”

The twins laughed together, their voices joining in a strange harmony that made me tense ever-so-slightly. 

“Oh, it’ll be on the house this time. After all, this will be most amusing for both of us.” Jade’s words seemed to surprise Floyd as much as they did me.

Unperturbed by our obvious confusion, Jade leaned forward with an undoubtedly conspiratorial grin. Propping himself on his elbows as he gestured both of us closer with a single flick of his long fingers, “Listen closely…..”

And that was what had brought me to this moment, as I let out a quiet exhale before rounding the corner.

I didn’t even have to worry about setting the guy up. I knew exactly where he’d be.

Propped up on the wall in that careful pose he was always in when he was waiting for me to come and just ‘happen’ to bump into him.

And sure enough, there he was. Leaning against the wall with one arm raised so that he had me slightly caged in from the very second I rounded the corner.

“Prefect! What a surprise,” His perfectly white teeth flashed almost blindingly, and I fought not to gag at the raw amount of perfume he was wearing. 

It was a good thing he hadn’t brought his posse; I probably would’ve passed out from the raw amount of perfume that would’ve been in the air.

But I smiled. Pretending to be surprised and not at all frustrated by his persistent, unwanted affections as I carefully went back through the plan that Jade had laid out in my head.

Interact with him like everything was normal while waiting until reinforcements came, and then follow those very simple directions that Jade had given.

So I waited. Awkwardly exchanging pleasantries and smiling up at the young man who now leaned increasingly closer despite how much I would like him to say far away. He was no doubt about to drop some sort of new line that was intended to sweep me off my feet but would be far more likely to make me grimace.

And right as he opened his mouth with a grin that spoke of some very misplaced confidence, I heard the exact thing I’d been waiting for.

“Shrimpy~” Floyd’s sing-song call came from behind me, and I turned so fast that I almost missed the deep frown that appeared at impressive speeds on my admirer’s face.

“Floyd!” I didn’t have to fake my joy at seeing him, though I couldn’t say the same for him considering that Floyd himself looked entirely bored as he looked towards the Pomefiore junior that now stood stiffly silent. Already frustrated by the mere presence of Floyd.

For a brief moment, I was honestly worried about how well Jade’s scheme was going to go over until Floyd’s gaze shifted and his eyes met mine. Because then there was an entire change to his person.

His gaze softened ever so slightly, and his lips twitched up in an absentminded smile as he walked over, all but cooing at me affectionately, “There you are.”

He didn’t stop until he was right next to me, looking down at me, and then I knew the moment of truth was upon us.

I could hear Jade’s amused voice in my head as I braced myself, swallowing as I recalled his words: “Ten seconds. You will need to stare into each other’s eyes for ten seconds. But that’s all it will take.”

Floyd was far calmer than I was as he slipped off his blazer and draped it over my shoulders, blocking the cool breeze that came through the open window.

 His voice was quieter than usual, though still playful as he spoke, “There you go; can’t have you getting cold.” And that was my cue that we were beginning.

One.

My hand reached up to tug his oversized jacket a little closer around my body, and my hand brushed lightly against his fingers that lingered at my shoulders.

Two. Three. Four.

I twisted just a little bit more so that I could look at him better as his hand slid down my arm so that his arm was wrapped around my shoulders.

Five. 

It was already getting sort of awkward to keep staring for this long into Floyd’s mismatched eyes for this long. But now I was beginning to think more about the color of his irises than the actual situation we were in.

Six. Seven.

One was a yellow color. Not a sickly yellow, but rather it was a warmer color that made me feel oddly safe considering the young man I was looking up at. The other eye was a surprisingly gentle olive that was also welcomingly familiar and spoke of how, in certain moments, Floyd himself could actually be quite gentle.

Eight. Nine.

I could feel numerous people staring at us, and I was fairly certain that one of them was definitely Jade. He was probably utterly delighted by how uniquely embarrassing this really was. Because even though I’d been prepared to feel a little self-conscious, I hadn’t been expecting to be this flustered. Especially since it was just Floyd….

Ten.

Floyd’s smile grew by just a fraction, and then he blinked, “I reckon I’ll see you later. I know you can’t miss your class. Good little student that you are~” He let go of my arm with an affectionate squeeze as he continued to look down at me. But this time with amusement in his gaze and a teasing lilt to his voice.

I swallowed down my overwhelming shyness as I looked away, blinking as I attempted to force my recovery by focusing on his teasing. 

But even then, my voice wobbled as I quipped back, not quite able to look back up at him, “Unlike you, I actually have to study to keep my grades up.”

Out of my peripheral vision, I could tell he was fully grinning now, “Aww, if you ever need help, you can just ask. If you're nervous about Azul, I can help you out.”

He leaned down and into my line of sight so that he could wink at me, and I let out an exhale. Reminding myself that this was Floyd I was dealing with. Not some incredibly romantic male lead who was here to sweep me off my feet and actually be successful.

Which brought me back to my admirer, who was still standing there, staring in open-mouthed shock. 

“Ex- Excuse me, I lost track of time with Floyd and really do need to get to class now,” I  was still flustered enough that I stammered slightly before I flashed him an apologetic grin before I trotted off. 

As I fled the scene, I passed a chuckling Jade and mouthed a quick, ‘Thank you,’ before hurrying on. Attempting to outrun the oddly shy sensation I now felt at the thought of being near Floyd and entirely missing what happened behind me as I fled the scene.

“You haven’t gotten anywhere in a month, and it only took me ten seconds.” So saying, Floyd glanced down at the Pomefiore student, who almost immediately puffed up with indignance that quickly deflated as Floyd grinned in a way that perfectly displayed his too-sharp teeth.

“You might as well just try somewhere else, ‘cause you aren’t going to be stealing Shrimpy away from me anytime soon.”

[blues824]

Hello! May I request twst wonderland first years or dorm leaders reacting to a kokushibo(demon slayer) yuu?

Feel free to skip if you like.

Have a nice day/night!

Gender-neutral reader with the Housewardens. Jichael Mackson is totally going to be the rip-off version of Michael Jackson from here on out. 

Riddle Rosehearts

He was honestly so relieved to see another rule-follower, but you were more severe than he was. You learned all 810 rules in the span of an hour, and you have threatened students with a fight when they broke them. You weren’t exactly loud about it, though. Instead, you just launched yourself at them.

Your eyes are definitely what he noticed at first, then the katana that was sheathed in its saya at your hip. You were not one to joke around, and neither was he. You both saw eye-to-eyes when it came to the rules, and you made sure that everyone followed them. It had gotten to the point where they were begging him to call you off before you left them with a black eye and a few cracked teeth.

Then there was your loyalty to not just him, but also the Queen of Hearts. Ever since being teleported to this world, you have found it hard to control yourself. It was because of him that you were able to find faith in humanity once again, and so you calmed down a bit. You hadn’t eaten anybody yet, just tackled them like a football player.

Leona Kingscholar

About as opposite as you could get at this point, because he disregards the rules. Because of your strength as a demon, you have the power to pick him up and hoist him over your shoulder as you drag him to class. His attendance record has improved drastically because of your efforts, so it counts for something.

He wasn’t exactly creeped out about your appearance. He honestly thought you were probably a spider or insect beast-person, but came to find out that you are a demon. He was rightfully wary of you, as he didn’t know much. However you explained that you had control over your urges and that if you wanted to eat him, you would have already.

You were quiet, compared to all of the other students, so he found himself able to nap around you once you got closer. You at some point swore your loyalty to him, so you were with him all of the time. You acted as a rather unorthodox knight/guard, and you became close with Ruggie because of it.

Azul Ashengrotto

You scared him, to say the least. It wasn’t your eyes, though. He has seen much weirder and scarier creatures in the ocean. It was your ability to turn him, Jade, and Floyd into diced fish within seconds because of your power as a demon. He had no idea what an ‘Uppermoon’ was, but the fact that you were #1 definitely did not slip his mind.

Because of your desire to follow the rules, you offered to act as a bouncer to the Mostro Lounge as long as you were compensated properly. He thought you wanted a human to eat, but you were just trying to make that bank. He agreed once the misunderstanding was cleared up, and damage costs were decreased because now there was someone to escort disruptive customers to the exit. 

The aura surrounding you was an unnerving calmness, and it really worked for your position. You honestly were annoyed by the contracts that were being made, and the line for you was crossed when Ace, Deuce, and Grim were all under them when they had an unfair chance. You held your sword to the cecaelia’s neck. The tweels weren’t even able to help because of how quickly you pinned them down.

Kalim Al-Asim

The only problem he had was how you were so quiet. He wanted to know more about you, so he liked to ask you questions as you answered them with barely enough words. You appreciated his efforts, as you can’t remember the last time someone really cared about you… not since your brother or even your spouse from however many years ago.

He’s definitely a bit more fun than you were, as you want to stick to the rules and he didn’t mind bending them. It was his spontaneous idea of hosting a dad joke session that actually managed to put a smile on your face. They were just so horribly bad that you couldn’t help but smirk at one of them. Kalim let out a loud cheer as he hugged you and in a sing-song voice stated that he made you smile. 

This guy does not pick up on why so many people are scared of you. You smile as you shrug, telling him that you had no idea what it could be, knowing full well that people were afraid of your ability to wield your katana as well as you being a demon. It might be true that you hadn’t eaten anybody yet, heavy emphasis on the yet, but you were still a killer who had the blood of thousands, if not millions, on your hands. But Kalim didn’t need to know that.

Vil Schoenheit

Your eyes are definitely the first thing he notices, as well as your rather unique way of dressing. It kind of looked like a more traditional and… vintage?... version of the Pomefiore dorm uniforms. However, he does not judge a book by its cover, so he does ask you about yourself whenever you come to Pomefiore for something.

He tends to follow the rules, as it means that everything falls into a routine and nothing is left up to chance. You also follow the rules, but to a much more hardcore degree. You’ve tackled and fought people who dare go against the rules of the Fairest Queen’s Dorm and against Vil. He has had to tell you a few times to reel back in the aggression, but he understood that your training under Jichael Mackson caused you to be like this.

Honestly, as long as you don’t kill or eat anybody, you’re alright in his book. He enjoyed your company, as you were a good person to rant to because you listened. You’ve gotten to the point where threats alone are enough to strike fear in anyone, which is more than the actor can say for himself. You were in a position of power, which intrigued Vil because not anyone could do that in such a short amount of time.

Idia Shroud

You reminded him of a character from ‘Help! Jichael Mackson turned my sister into a demon and now I have to find a cure for her!’ Excuse him if he gets really shy around you because now one of his favorite demons was right in front of him… in the flesh. He thought you never would have noticed him, but it would be hard to not meet someone as extroverted as his younger brother, Ortho.

Yeah, the younger Shroud brother had walked up to you and scanned you, and you were very weirded out. However, it started a rather pleasant conversation between the two of you. You eventually saw Idia’s tablet, and you asked what it was. The cyborg explained that Idia had social anxiety, and you nodded before moving on with your day.

Anyways, when you both finally meet in-person for the first time, you thank him for creating such a person as Ortho, as he was the first true, respectable friend that you had made in your brief amount of time in Twisted Wonderland. Congratulations, the older Shroud brother is now passed out as his hair is burning bright pink. 

Malleus Draconia

Well, you both bonded over the fact that many people are afraid of you two. The only difference is that you wanted them to fear you, Malleus did not. During your walks underneath the moonlight, he asked about your story. He was not afraid of you, so you decided to spill the tea. You told him about your rank in your former master’s army, and how you were the strongest. The fae prince was so intrigued that he clung onto each word you uttered.

The pain you must have suffered not only in your human life but also your afterlife is incomprehensible. You told him about your brother and how envious you were of him, but he still cared for you anyways. Then seeing him pass away in front of you was absolutely heartbreaking and kind of Ctrl+Alt+deleted your emotions.

You became very loyal to Malleus, but not as bad as the others. You were someone he could confide in, while you tackled anyone who dared bring him harm. You’ve even thrown hands with Sebek for annoying you and you won that battle, and that made him erupt in pure, uninterrupted laughter. The way you were able to keep a dead-straight face after just made him, Lilia, and Silver continue laughing.

[twistedroseytoesy]

With all these sea creature! MC ideas, I wonder what would the fish mafia do if there were a Betta fish mermaid! MC ; small, cute, strong, and always wins a brawl.

Ohoho! That is a fine idea indeed! This is going to be fun. I’m adding in the original beta to this mix as well ;)

you will be a white opal betta fish. Said fish just under the cut

Description

You were a beautiful and bright beta. Somewhat small in stature but many avoided your wrath at all costs. From your heat to your tail you were only about 5 feet long. Fairly average for a mer but a bit on the lower side. You’ve never lost a fight, not hesitating to fight with nails, biting or using your surprisingly sturdy fins to ensure you win. Many were always gaining over you and your long beautiful fins. You were quite popular due to this and were even quite wealthy due to your fame under the sea.

when you were offered a way to NRC you were rather excited to explore the surface and shine even brighter in the direct sunlight. Learning to walk was difficult but the fashion and the accessories and makeup on the surface were a whole bother world that you adored! Becoming popular and well known for your beauty quickly. You only stood at about 5’5 but that never bothered you, many taller people were happy to help you. And if any unsavory folk tried anything you had also learned some impressive self defense at the boot camp. These legs can be quite powerful!

Octavinelle

Azul: Honestly tried to get you to sign so many contracts to use show off your beauty to the world! and bring in more customers. Compliments you so much to try and get closer to you. Calls you an angelfish. If you ever sign one of his contracts he refrains from rigging it to much if he recognized you from your fame in the sea, he doesn't want you to get your lawyers or more protective fans... Falls for your charms at some point. gets you rather nice jewelry and outfits over time for different events in the lounge. Envies and also adores you. After his overblot, he understands if you don't want to work with him anymore. His deals are fairer and he even does an event solely around you if you still hang around with him. The tweels tease him a lot for getting a crush on you.

When you reveal your merform Asul is both stunned into silence and his mind is racing with so many ideas. Both to show you off and get profit but also just how much he's down bad for you now. Some selfish part of him wants to keep you and this form all to himself but he knows you wouldn't be happy with that. If you encourage him to join you in his merform he will hide away so fast. It will take months for you to even convince him. Pictures are out of the question, even if his darker body would make yours shine all the brighter, having a yin and yang effect that would be amazing. Give him time and maybe one day he will be ok with it, only for you though.

Jade: Smirked when he saw the immediate tension between you and Vil. Oh, this was going to be so much fun. Egged you two on subtly, spreading a rumor there pinning the blame there, fueling the fire and watching the fight, collecting a few bets here and there. He honestly thought Vil was going to win but you proved yourself to be quite the even match. Would observe how you carried yourself and try to learn a few of your self-defense moves through that. appreciated your beauty and was the one to suggest Azul make an event for just you if you are famous enough to garter that much attention.

When he saw your merform he had a shocked and awed expression. You couldn't help but tease a bit at getting to see Jade leech showing surprise and awe. He would snap out of his trance and return your remark with an equally snarky one. He would join you in the water but keep his distance, he knows how strong you are even if you are much smaller than he is in this form. Probably saw you beat up floyd in mer form and just really was fascinated by how something so small can pack such a punch. Helps maintain your specialized tank and even gets you some mushroom-themed fashion accessories.

Floyd: He laughed when he saw the tension between you and betta fish. Calls you little betta fish. You were much shorter than Vil in that sense. Probably was the one to encourage the actual battle between you and Vil. Likes to chase after you and loves when you show off some of your self-defense moves on him. He does think you're very pretty but also you're super fun when your face is all scrunched up in anger. Tells you to cut loose every once in a while and sometimes will just kidnap you to the lounge for azul or take you out to go eat.

When he saw your merform he started calling you opal betta. or even just little opal. Tried to get close to you and squeeze you in this form but you were even stronger and better at fighting in the water, using your fins to block his vision but moving them just out of biting or grabbing range. It was like some crazy ballet and you ended up winning with a well-timed with to his back, stunning him long enough for you to tie him in a knot. He has hearts in his eyes after that. Asks to swim with you often but remembers how betta fish are very picky and sensitive to the water they can be in, so you get a special tank for yourself thanks to him. don't worry about the other fish that were in there~ Just go have some fun and look very pretty for/with him for a bit ok?

With a special guest!

Vil: You too were nemesis as soon as you made eye contact at the ceremony. It gets so much worse if you were sorted into pomefiore. Luckily you weren't, but it didn't matter, you two butt heads a lot. Somewhat enemies to friends arc over time. You both had petty arguments and were jealous of the other's beauty. Did actually get into a physical fight and you both passed out at the same time so it was a draw. Also, you both fight over Rook and his compliments. you both fish for compliments so much and compare your fame so much. Eventually, your petty fights become more lighthearted teasing, especially after the island of woe incident. Once you two become friends though you are like the hottest power couple in NRC. You both do photo shoots together and mock fanfiction that ships you two together. Many call you two the best young duo models to exist.

When he first saw your merform he had to admit that you were beautiful in an ethereal light. You were the siren beauty of the sea, and he was the alluring human on land. Some photo shoots use this to do some amazing ethereal water-styled photos. Helps you keep up on your scale care and ensures that you have a perfect tank for you to stretch out your fins. He starts to swim more often with you for his exercise. He also does self defense classes with you.

[ryuichirou]

I forgot how down horrendous I was for Divus until I saw some fanart earlier today.

But that wasn't what I was going to ask, headcannons about the builds of the twst cast? For example, if anyone in particular is muscular or scrawny? - 🐩 anon

Yeah it’s always like this with Divus. You forget about him, and then boom! He is here to attack your eyes with his sexiness lol

It is a good question, Anon, and I had fun thinking about this, but I’ll also leave links to similar hc lists from before:

The one about butts and the one about chests (boys’).

Riddle – very skinny, ribs visible, but not as bad as it used to be a year ago – Trey’s pies help a lot lol But he has some muscles that aren’t visible, but you can still feel them. Mostly his core muscles + thighs. Because you know, horse riding.

Ace – average-looking, has some muscle definition on the upper half of his body?? Like the arms and chest area. Nothing super impressive though.

Deuce – also average-looking with some muscle definition, but in the lower half of his body due to running: his legs are pretty muscular. Both he and Ace have somewhat developed abs, but they aren’t very visible on either of them.

Trey – on a softer side, but still surprisingly muscular. Big chest, thick arms and thighs, sides are a tiny bit squishy. He doesn’t even exercise all that much to develop certain muscles, but he is good at sports + I guess naturally gifted lol

Cater – lean, pretty average, pretty much zero definition anywhere, but also not much fat: he is built like a perfectly flat cylinder lol I know it doesn’t make sense geometrically…

Leona – lean-buff, with visible abs, big chest and arms and stuff. He isn’t as soft as Trey is, but he’s pinchable if you try hard enough.

Ruggie – unfortunately visibly underweight, but also much better that he used to be a year ago. His muscle definition also has gotten much better now that his body has a regular intake of protein and can actually support having them.

Jack – the biggest and the beefiest of boys, he is one of the heaviest in the cast and is almost completely made of muscle lol Huge chest area, huge glutes, huge legs and arms, pecks, everything. But his legs are the most developed muscle-wise.

Azul – lean, with a fairly small waist and stuff, but also pretty muscular. He’s not huge, but his chest muscles are visible, his arms and legs muscles are visible, and his abs too, although the latter ones aren’t always very obviously there. When his muscle mass fluctuates, he loses his abs first. Also his thighs are squishy and soft.

Jade – swimmer build. Broad shoulders, big chest, defined abs, but also not very bulky (I know I draw the Tweels beefy af but still lol). His arms are muscular but it’s not as visible as it is with Jack for example.

Floyd – pretty much the same as Jade, but sliiiiiightly bigger in chest and thighs. No one would even notice unless they compare them side by side.  

Kalim – overall, he is kind of skinny. When he’s just lying around all lazily, he looks soft. When he dances or does anything active, his muscles become visible. He is an enigma of a boy. But in a natural state, his arm muscles are probably the most visible ones. His legs are pretty developed too…

Jamil – sharp shoulders, small waist, lean-muscular build, kinda slim. His thighs and overall legs are very well developed, after his club activities they’re super visible even when he isn’t doing anything. His arm muscles aren’t big, but visible: it’s obvious that he plays basketball.

Vil – lean, not bulky at all, low fat, but also absolutely not underweight?? Also slim, but bigger than Jamil. He balances out his natural features with exercise and diets in a way that it looks very… soft silhouette-wise, but very strong when you start noticing all the muscles. His stomach area, chest and arm muscles are especially visible, but his thighs are also pretty meaty. He tries really hard not to get bulky though, so it’s hard to balance things out.

Rook – bulkier than he looks. I will never get over the fact that he is supposed to be bigger than Trey despite looking smaller and being shorter lol So he is absolutely pretty beefy, with all of his muscles being prominent, but especially the chest and thighs area. He covers all of that pretty well. He also has quite a lot of scars.

Epel –  overall healthy boy, considering his height, just a tiny little bit skinny, but he would like to get bigger in every possible way. There is some muscle definition on his body, but it’s difficult to notice it yet, especially compared to other first years.

Idia –  very skinny. A product of “too busy/lazy to eat”, fast metabolism and a small stomach. He isn’t super too underweight, Ruggie’s situation a year ago was probably worse, but for Idia’s height he absolutely doesn’t take care of himself enough, so his ribs are pretty visible. He also has fairly broad shoulders, but hips on a smaller side.

Ortho –  if he was alive that is; his build would be similar to Idia in a way that he would also have broad shoulders, but with much more meat on his body. Maybe even some muscle definition, because he would absolutely be more physically active than Idia. Maybe he would have a build similar to Deuce’s… if he doesn’t randomly decide to get all jacked and stuff all of a sudden lol

Lilia – zero definition anywhere, seems skinny, as if he doesn’t have any muscles at all, but it’s a false assumption: if he tightens his belly his abs would be visible. But he isn’t as beefy as he used to be when he was younger: he has a much better definition thorough his body back then, with his chest, abs and especially thighs and legs being quite muscular, albeit still lean. Nowadays if someone was to touch him, he’s either soft or flat… But you know, we’ve seen his body basically lol

Silver – one of the better muscularly developed boys of the cast, but not as muscular as Jacks and Sebeks of this world. Still, he is muuuch more muscular than Aces and Deuces… He has round soft shoulders and small waist, but also strong hands and beefy thighs. He is also covered in small scars.

Sebek – BIG BOY, one of the biggest of the cast and still growing. All of his muscles are quite developed, but especially glutes, thighs, chest and arms. He has a very strong core, and he is wider in shoulders than Silver, which is one of the things that he is very proud about. He also has some scars, but not as many as Silver, because he regenerates better than Silver does.

Malleus – a long lizard boy lol his chest and arms muscles are the most pronounced ones on his body, his abs are visible, but the lower part of his body is more on a leaner side; of course that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have noticeable and squishy thighs and butt, they are just not as huge as they could’ve been.

Crewel – he works out sometimes (when he isn’t too hangover to do so), but not to get super bulky: he is in great shape, has good muscle definition on the upper side of his body.

Trein – just grandpa :( Whatever he has underneath his robes will always be a mystery…

Che’nya – top-heavy, but not super muscular, I guess he just has broader shoulders and stuff. His legs seem too long sometimes, he is a bit… weird. But then again, at times he looks like a model lol

Neige –  no muscles, no nothing, just a lean boi that is also somehow soft and “friendly”. Not intimidating at all.

Rollo – a bit too skinny for his height, but not underweight. Broad shoulders, small waist, skinny long legs, also some scars on his body, mostly his back and thighs.

[kimbap-r0ll]

Asking a housewarden out when they have a crush on you

Riddle

If you ask this man out in the middle of a crowded place, he will turn so red

His brain will malfunction, his usual calm self basically defenestrated, and he will ask you to repeat yourself

He had liked you since he saw you at the equestrian club and when you would approach him without looking scared of him at all. He just never had the courage to ask you about having a date, and yet here you are asking him instead

You’ll tell him that if it’s too awkward, he doesn’t have to worry but he’ll hurriedly say “of course, w-we can go out! J-just next time, don’t a-ask in front of everyone!”

Cater probably has a photo of this on his phone somewhere. Riddle will get a light teasing from Trey about the whole event.

Leona

He’ll smirk, acting all smug with the attention he’s getting from you when you woke him up in the garden

But in the inside, he might be panicking.

Sure, he liked you for how you respected him but also because of your fearless personality and honestly everything, but he didn’t think you would ask him. There are so many others you could ask, but you went with the second-born prince.

He thinks he might be dreaming about this, but you call out to him again and he looks at you again.

“Sure, herbivore, we can go, I’m just going to take a nap here for a bit more and you’re welcome to stay as well,” he’ll say before lying back down. This translates to him wanting your company.

Azul

You’ve never seen this man flustered so much before

You asked him out when visiting him at his office room, and he’s so glad there’s no one else around you two

He had such a big crush on you, but never thought it would be possible to date you. Like Leona, he thinks there’s so many others you could ask out. You wouldn’t want a stupid, crybaby octopus he would think, but here you are.

“I-I, um, well,” he’s pushing his glasses up a bit, you can see his hand shake a bit. “O-of course, that would be wonderful,” he tries to stay calm but it just breaks with how he’s blushing so hard and how much his voice is wavering.

The tweels were standing outside and heard everything. A week of relentless teasing awaits Azul.

Kalim

“Wait, seriously?! Of course!”

That’s the end of it honestly

He’s loved being around you because of your personality. You’re a welcoming person and someone he would never get tired of being around!

You ask him while he’s taking you on a magic carpet ride (since you two had decided it’s a tradition on the weekends to do this together now) and he just looks back at you and says “YES!”

You guys have so much fun while flying high in the endless diamond sky. Jamil will be hearing about you from Kalim now 24/7 for the next few months until Kalim can calm down a bit.

Vil

“Oh, you’re interested in me? Well I’ve felt the same way about you, so I accept your offer.”

He’s so proper, so nonchalant, he’s the Vil after all!

But he might honestly be a bit flustered about it in his heart. He knew he had people that loved him, but no one had shown him this kind of attraction before. It’s a kind of love that he always sees Neige’s characters get in a movie, and one that Vil’s characters always has to admire from a distance, so you asking him out is a big deal to him.

He’s admired your looks of course, but also your personality. You’re probably someone that inspires him too, which is a very rare title Vil gives to people!

Rook will likely congratulate the two of you and will have fun watching the two of you go around campus together from time to time. Meanwhile Epel has no idea how you could date a guy like Vil (“he’s so stiff!”)

Idia

How did you manage to talk to him face-to-face? If you couldn’t approach him anywhere, you likely asked him out while playing online with him

If he’s in person, he’ll shut down, his hair might turn red because he’s so flustered, and stammer out something before running away. If he’s online, he’ll suddenly disconnect, go to his bed, take a pillow, and basically scream into it with how happy he is.

He doesn’t like interacting with people that much, but for some reason you were someone he really got attached to. You didn’t look at him weirdly for geeking out and you supported him in everything. Not to mention how your charm stats seemed to be absolutely maxed out with how beautiful you were and how much fun you were to be around.

He’ll come back to you after a bit and give his reply. “Y-yeah, wow, um, I didn’t think I would ever see this happen in real-life, but w-we can go out.” He’ll give you a small smile afterwards.

Ortho will be super happy for his brother; he might’ve honestly seen this coming before it happened.

Malleus

Wha? A relationship? With him? Is he dreaming?

So many people fear him and straight up avoid him. But here you are asking him out?!

You’ve always been someone that approached him without any fears, and even joined him in his Gargoyle Studies Club. But he just loves having you for company and admired you from when you two first became friends. He never thought you would want to date him though, and it’s honestly such a pleasant surprise.

“Child of man, is this why you asked to meet me outside of Ramshackle Dorm? I would be happy to accept your offer,” he smiles at you.

Sebek and Silver are confused and Lilia’s just happy there might be someone joining the family at this point. You might see Sebek and Silver while Malleus and you go on dates sometimes, and at some point you two might make it a game to see where they might be hiding and watching you two (or at least Sebek).

[strawberrymilk-sunshine]

That poor, unfortunate, sweet child...

Can you guys tell just how much I like Octavinelle yet

ALSO ALSO was anyone gonna tell me that Flotsam and Jetsam had their own songs in the broadway version of The Little Mermaid or was I just supposed to find out from this cover?

Warning(s): tweels are over-protective/possessive, Azul is a yandere, forced kissing, mentioned fighting and injuries, reader is gn but the term 'merman' is used to refer to them, I'm writing this super late at night again so the quality might not be great

You would do anything to get Jade and Floyd to stop bothering you.

And, well... you did do anything.

You signed your name upon the golden contract scroll.

"Ah, thank you, (Y/N). I assure you, all your problems will be solved very soon."

"...Azul, why do my legs hurt?" You asked, immediately assuming he had something to do with it.

"It's simple. In order for you to get something..." He smiled. "I must take something in return!"

You fell to your knees, screaming out in pain. It it felt like... like someone was stabbing your legs... or like they were melting...

"Does it really hurt that bad?" Azul asked. "Well... I do suppose that'd be rather painful for you... do quiet down, though, we wouldn't want to scare away the other patrons."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" You yelled.

"I simply did what I had to in order to get Jade and Floyd to leave you alone."

That was weeks ago.

What was Azul's solution to the twins bothering you? His solution was... to turn you into a merman. Probably the worst solution he could've thought of, in your opinion.

Well, Jade and Floyd did bother you less now that you were one of them, but still, this sucks.

You were allowed to swim in the stupid little fish tank at Octavinelle's stupid little business and all the stupid little customers find your stupid little new body super cool leading Azul to get more people to agree to his stupid little deals, ugh, you hated it.

Floyd taught you how to use your tail properly, which was nice of him, but it didn't change the fact that he was really fucking annoying.

You didn't want to be here.

Jade and Floyd would wrap their freakishly long tails around you in, I don't know, I guess some kind of hug?

"Poor child." Floyd whispered to you.

"Poor, sweet child." Jade added.

"Aaaahhh, you're not happy with your situation, are you...?"

"How sad."

"How traaagic."

"But (Y/N), don't you know?"

"This is what's best for you!"

"Now that you're here, in the water, a part of our world, we know that you are safe every hour of the day while we're away at school."

"Yeeeah... we were worried for you, just so worried, when you were going to classes! And now that you don't, we don't have to feel so scaaaared for you, ehe~!"

"This is the best solution."

'For you, maybe.' You thought. You wanted to say it out loud, but, well... you don't see that turning out well for you.

But, what the three of you didn't know was that someone else had his myopic eyes on you.

Every day Azul saw you in that new body of yours, he found himself becoming more and more attracted to you.

It was vexing, how beautiful you were. Everything about you. Your fins, your tail's colouration, even the parts of you that didn't change during your transformation somehow was more attractive to him now.

What was different? Was it just that you were now the same species as him? Is that the only reason? No, it's more than that, it HAS to be more than that! Is it... jealousy? Is the only reason he likes you so much because Jade and Floyd like you so much?

Well, whatever the reason, Azul was forced to admit that he was falling in love with you.

"I'll let them have their fun." Azul said to himself, chuckling as he looked into the tank. The twins were too busy smothering you to notice him, and even if they did, there's a thick layer of glass between him and them, they wouldn't be able to hear what he was saying. "I'll let them play with (Y/N) a while longer. But, their time is running out. Long before (Y/N)'s theirs, they will be mine. I'm sure of it."

"Um... Housewarden A-Ashengrotto...?" Some random Octavinelle student asked. "You, uh... not to interrupt your plotting... but, there are some clients waiting for you."

"Ah yes, tell them I'll be right there."

"Yes, Housewarden!" The nameless student ran off.

"(Y/N)... you poor, unfortunate soul. We'll be together soon." He kissed his finger and pressed it to the glass.

Things haven't been getting worse, which is good, but that doesn't mean it's been getting any better.

You've been getting more used to this half-fish body. And it was kinda cool, in a way... you gotta look for the good things in life, you know?

You were just relaxing, wondering if you would ever get to turn back to normal. Then, you heard something enter the water, and the water became... cloudy...?

Oh. Oh, this is ink, isn't it.

"(Y/N), you have to promise not to make fun of me, ok?" You heard a voice that was absolutely Azul ask. Great, this is exactly what you needed.

Wait... maybe it is exactly what you needed! Maybe you can convince him to tear up the contract!

"Why would I make fun of you, Azul?" You asked in a sweet tone. "You're so amazing, there's nothing to make fun of you for!"

"Oh...! Well I... t-that's very kind of you, (Y/N)." Azul said, sounding nervous in a romantic way (don't come for me I couldn't find a word). "Every passing day, every time I see you... I find myself falling deeper in love with you."

The inky cloud disippated, and you saw Azul in his octopus form. And you had one thing you needed to ask.

"Why aren't you wearing your glasses?"

"As an octopus, I have speacial muscles in my eyes that help me overcome my near-sightedness." Azul explained. "Naturally, when in human form, I don't have those muscles and thus need glasses."

"Azul... you like me, don't you...?" You asked.

"Ah-! Yes, I-I suppose that's true..." Azul looked away from you, a blue blush spreading across his face.

'Well, if you do like me, then..." You leaned forwards. "Rip up the contract."

"Mmm... no, I can't do that, (Y/N)..." Azul said, sounding troubled. "That contract is protecting you. You know how... protective... Jade and Floyd are of you. If things were to go back to normal..." He shuddered at the thought.

"What? People would die?" You jokingly asked.

"Well... yes." Azul said. "I'm almost sure that's exactly what would happen."

"Oh."

"Yep."

"But-"

"You'd be much safer with me." Azul stared directly at you. "Wouldn't you agree? I could get Jade and Floyd to agree to a contract where the terms include never being anywhere near you! wouldn't that be perfect? It would, wouldn't it? (Y/N), don't you agree? Don't you agree?!"

"Wha-? G-get your tentacles off me!" You yelled.

"(Y/N), let's make a new deal, why don't we~?" Azul asked, leaning in close as he wrapped his tentacles around you. "I'll give you your legs back..." He whispered. "All you need to do is love me."

Before you could say anything else, two people (or rather, two morays) dove into the water.

Oh, this can't be good.

"What do you think you're doing, Azul?"

"You think you can just try and steal Shrimpy away from us?"

"We won't allow it."

"They're ours."

Azul decided to choose a very risky move. He kissed you. He kissed you directly on the lips, passionately, nearly making out with you. As some sort of power play, maybe? You're not sure why he did it, truthfully.

The aftermath of that was obviously a fight between the trio.

Azul did manage to get out of the water and escape within an inch of his life.

"(Y/N), he didn't hurt you too badly, did he?" Jade asked.

"He didn't hurt me at all!" You insisted.

"He didn't try to force you into a deal, did he?" Floyd asked.

"N-no! No! He didn't! Why would he?" You asked, hoping they wouldn't realize you were lying. That contract Azul mentioned... you can go back to normal, if only you love him! And... and he can make sure the twins never bother you again.

Quite the tempting deal.

"Well alright then!" Floyd smiled almost too widely. "I'm gonna go make sure Azul isn't too injured. All things considered, we need someone to run the Lounge... it'd be so booooooooring running it."

"Yes, agreed. Speaking of injuries, I should go visit the infirmary." Jade said, before turning to you. "(Y/N), you'll be ok on your own, right?"

"O-of course I will! You know me!"

"Alright then! Later Shrimpy!"

"See you soon, (Y/N)."

To be honest, you don't care what you have to do for it to happen, you just want your life to go back to normal.

[hanafubukki]

Binded by Fate

Summary: Your soulmate was strange, but you found yourself falling for him all the same. Though, you question if your stomach can survive his cooking.

Pairing: Lilia Vanrouge x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Notes: I love soulmate aus! After talking to a few friends, I felt inspired to write it. 💚🌺

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·      Your soulmate was a weird one.

·      Then again, having a soulmate was a strange experience.

·      Back in your world, you didn’t have soulmates…well, maybe you did but not a way to identify them.

·      Here in Twisted Wonderland, soulmates were a normal occurrence.

·      Everyone had one, platonic or romantic.

·      And to find them?

·      Each one was unique: some couldn’t see colors, some had red strings of fate, others had their first words written, and many more.

·      This world decided to give you a soulmate when you woke up here.

·      Which you hadn’t known was a thing until Ace and Deuce had pointed it out.

·      And yours?

·      Yours dealt with communicating…through writing on the skin.

·      Well, it could have been worse.

·      And communicating through writing at least was easy, and you could do it anytime.

·      Well, besides washing the ink off.

·      Sometimes that wasn't very pleasant.

·      As to why your soulmate was weird?

·      Well… his shopping list was questionable: shrimp, chocolate, pickles, and milk.

·      “That better not be for one dish.”

·      “And if it is?”

·      “Depends, what were you thinking of making with them?”

·      “Cake.”

·      “You’re banned from the kitchen.”

·      “But why? You have to give me a chance!”

·      “No.”

·      When you initially found out about your soulmate, it was a surprise.

·      You were bored and were doodling on your arm.

·      What you didn’t expect was the doodles right next to yours.

·      You had screamed.

·      Ace, Deuce, and Grim had run to your side.

·      “YN!”

·      “What’s wrong?!”

·      “Someone’s writing on my arm!”

·      Ace flicked you on the forehead.

·      “That’s probably your soulmate, idiot.”

·      “Soulmate?”

·      Resulting in a conversation of soulmates, and you becoming more and more incredulous.

·      “I can solve your problem right now; just let me put some choice words on your arm.”

·      Ace grinned deviously as he held a red pen up.

·      You threw a pillow at his face.

·      “No! I would rather get to know my soulmate before finding out who they are. Thank you very much.”

·      Deuce had a thoughtful, “YN is right. It is better to be safe and get to know the person first.”

·      Ace sighed dramatically, “You two are no fun!”

·      You had several candidates on who your soulmate could be.

·      That is if you were right, and they attended NRC too.

·      You stared as the tweels bulli-well, persuaded a fellow student to meet with Azul.

·      As they left, you couldn’t help but take a pen and write on your arm.

·      “You wouldn’t have a certain…obsession with mushrooms or shrimps, would you?”

·      “I don’t, but they make great ingredients in brownies!”

·      “There are so many things wrong with that sentence.”

·      “You haven’t even tried it!”

·      You were currently struggling with your alchemy homework.

·      “How good are you with alchemy class?”

·      “You could say I’m an expert. ;)”

·      “What would it cost me for you to give me the answers?”

·      “Eat something I make.”

·      “No, thanks. I’ll gladly fail.”

·      “You wound me, my dear! T_T”

·      “My stomach will thank me in the long run. Besides, if my three stooges found out I cheated, I would never hear the end of it.”

·      “Oh? I, too, have three stooges of my own.”

·      You couldn’t help the smile that came across your face, laughing to yourself a bit.

·      “Do they also share one brain cell?”

·      “One brain cell is too much for them; they share half.”

·      You burst out in laughter.

·      Homework could wait a bit.

·      You were tired.

·      It was one of those days where Headmaster Crowley literally made you do his job.

·      Your body ached.

·      You just wanted to sleep for a month after today.

·      Thankfully, Ace, Deuce, and Grim had taken pity and helped you.

·      But even then, it wore you all out.

·      “How good are you at hiding bodies?”

·      “Very good. Need help?”

·      “Don’t tempt me; I might take you up on that.”

·      You were walking around your backyard.

·      It seemed Tsunotarou was too busy for your nightly walks.

·      But you couldn’t sleep.

·      You were thinking about your soulmate.

·      You had fallen for your soulmate.

·      But how to confess?

·      You raised your arms to the sky.

·      Staring at your inked-up arms.

·      You didn’t want to erase them today.

·      You stared at the messages.

·      “What if I told you I like you?”

·      “I would tell you I like you back.”

·      You startled.

·      You turned around.

·      “Lilia?”

·      Lilia smiled.

·      He was floating behind you.

·      His arms holding a bouquet of flowers.

·      “Hello, my dear.”

·      “What are you doing here?”

·      Lilia handed you the flowers before taking your hand and kissing it.

·      “I came to confess. I hope you don’t mind, my dear, but I am rather old in my ways of courting.”

·      You laughed.

·      “I don’t mind at all. In fact, I enjoy it.”

Bonus:

·      “I’m still not eating your cooking.”

·      “You haven’t even tried it!”

Hope you enjoyed 🌻🌺

[apompkwrites]

Aster anon popping in again after a while! i had a huge brain rot over the octavinelle sheeps, and older siblings again. And theres not much content over them anymore sooo! I'm here to serve.

So, Older!Leech sibling who is going to take over the family lineage.

Another thing is there was one line where Floyd says this, "I’m also glad that you were the one that ended up surviving together with me."

And the dead leech siblings theory also is a thing, so if we go off that Theory.

Older!Leech sibling wouldn't have anyone who chose them, would have to watch as all the siblings die, unsure on who's going to die and who's not. And only living by the chance of being born early.

While Floyd and Jade have each other, since they both are partners. Older!Leech is just there as the extra. Trio's hardly ever work... right?

Though in the odds that Older!Leech and Younger!Leech meet, they'll bond over being the third-wheel, and instead they are the partners the tweels are.

If we also go off the theory the Leech Family is a mafia. Older!Leech probably never had that many friends, "They are going to become a mafia boss right? We don't want to get involved with that!"

Also, Older!Leech AU, where they meet the Oceanic Three! I think Older!Leech, much like their younger counterpart would have a rivals/friends, with Asterope. Older!Leech would be cautious of him for a while, but after teasing remarks like siblings do. Older!Leech got attached, they're both eels so it works :D , and Older!Leech is desperate for sibling love, and too be an older sibling figure to someone...

And then meeting Little Ashen, Older!Leech has MAJORR protective instincts with them. Its a habit of the family i guess? and at some points, Older!Leech uses their 'scary' appearance to scare off bullies. And becomes what Azul has with the Tweels, a bodyguard, with a mafia boss future too back them up.

The relatability to this Black Sheep relies on the feeling like your just there, (as a friend mostly) to give yourself to others, and to be useful. But then get left out of activities that are fun,, and if you take it as you will, it can also be being pushed into a position you don't want

Also I think the song "The Family Jewels" by MARINA works well for this leech! :)

hello again aster anon :DD

ugh imagine older!leech not having such a good relationship with a twins because they didn't expect them to survive? like, they've watched so many of their younger siblings die that they eventually stopped trying to get close to the others. they basically have an entire obituary full of their younger siblings where they know all of their names, but don't know them personally.

and older and younger leech meeting :O imagine lil leech being more comfortable with how they look and their bloodline because they have older!leech to look up to :((

hhh and then meeting aster and ashengrotto!(name)??? just collecting a bunch of lil merpeople to make a pseudo family with because, with them, they're sure they won't die early on like their other siblings :((

and yes yes family jewels would fit :OO

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#5

Hello! Hope youre doing well :) can i request for a very melancholy s/o with Vil? Generally a very nostalgic and introverted person but very warm, heartfelt, wise and understanding? A mature infp if you may LWNSKQ

Thank you ! Have a nice day :D

Hi anon I hope you have a nice day too! I've been doing better these few days and first I'd like to say that I apologize for taking so long on this, it was worded rather confusing to me and I lack knowledge on mbti personality types. Please request again if I didn't write it the way you liked. I did see the words melancholy, introvert, and heartfelt, and nostalgic so I wrote this as:

Vil with a shy introverted s/o

(Sorry it's kinda short </3 I hope that's ok)

(´；ω；｀)

Characters: Vil Schoenheit

Reader: gn

Genres: Fluff, headcanons

Warnings: none

Usually despite your shy introverted disposition, you were rather sweet around those who you were close to.

Vil liked that about you. You were someone who he could share his feelings with. You could do the same with him.

Vil doesn't really try to change the fact that sometimes you're shy because he found it rather cute

Everyone at school is kinda shocked by the fact that the Vil Schoenheit who is the image of confidence would date Y/n who was probably the second biggest introvert (next to the elder Shroud)

I imagine that Vil REALLY adores your maturity, something a lot of the NRC students lacked at times. Vil considers himself to be a rather mature person.

Vil loved it most the quiet times you'd spend together, just having your presence was enough for him to feel calm.

He's not going to force you to be really social with others if it makes you uncomfortable.

You don't have to worry about people poking fun at you because you were shy, because no one wants to make Vil angry. (And if they did they must be very stupid and better get someone to plan their funeral /hj)

113 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#4

Hihi! I wanted to request a headcanon of Idia and Azul of how they would take a male s/o out on a date :D thanks!

Hi! I love this idea so much! I tried my best to make the reader male! I got stuck on what to write so I added crack because this is the twst-verse I hope that's okay!

Genre(s): Romance, Fluff, Crack if you squint.

Warning(s): mushrooms, slight ooc on Azul's part sorry I'm still learning about him, mentions of social anxiety on Idia's part.

Reader: Male

Character(s): Idia and Azul

Okay so CAPITALISM—

I'm joking💀

Azul will take you on a date AWAY from Mostro Lounge because he doesn't want the Tweels interfering

They still did anyway

Got the right from Headmaster to leave the campus don't ask how. All you need to know is Crowley is graciously giving his full permission.

A gentleman, he bought you flowers and wanted to take you to dinner!

Wanted everything to go perfectly but Tweels intervined :,)

Took you to a fancy restaurant and you guys sat down

You both ordered pasta as the waiter respectfully wrote down what you wanted.

A band was playing music to fit the romantic atmosphere

Everything was perfect...too perfect (Leech twins cue to come try to mess everything up for funsies)

His glasses went askewed when he finds out Jade is the 'new waiter' when there food is delivered.

"Unfortunately I will be serving you now as the last waiter has finished his shift" obviously it was a lie. Since when did jade work here?

Azul was kinda nervous about eating now as Jade expectantly waited for you both to try your food.

One bite and it was evident that the recipe had been modified with mushrooms

Jade looks every bit pleased by you guys reactions to the fungi and notes everything down.

Well if that wasn't embarrassing enough Floyd is now trying to take over the music band because "their taste in music was too sappy and boring" the guests are just bewildered at the scene.

"If you two are here, who's watch The dorm and Mostro Lounge?" He asked in a serious tone.

Azul looked very upset until he heard joyous giggles coming from you. He loved your laugh and now he's laughing too.

You were having a great time regardless of the twins shenanigans.

Of course he'd take you out again on a proper date though (or at least try to.

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129 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#3

How the Twst Characters Would Drive a Car Pt. 1

Part 2 | Part 3

Characters: Heartslaybul and Savanaclaw

Genre: Crack headcanons

Warnings: None

This was a random idea that just popped into my head.

• Can he even reach the pedals?

• Riddle is definitely the type of person that strictly adheres to the laws of the road no question about it.

• If you're riding with him you'll follow them too "Wear your seatbelt y/n, don't distract the driver, no eating in the car..." Yeah stuff like that.

• Doesn't road rage but he will turn as red as his hair if someone cut him off.

• 8/10 recommend, he's a good driver but boring

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135 notes - Posted August 16, 2022

#2

I have writers block so I'll serve you a word vomit of angst

• Imagine a long time after everything at NRC, after graduation, after Malleus becomes king, Lilia lives in that small cottage again

• Imagine him keeping a diary so he wouldn't forget his memories but for some reason stopped.

• Imagine Lilia opening his diary for the first time in years to be reminded of his time in NRC and that he had a son

• Imagine Lilia searching desperately for his son only to find his grave with a sword symbol engraved in it

• Imagine him remembering Silver's death and that he didn't record it because he didn't want to accept the fact that his son was gone.

Imagine that

Your reminder that Lilia will have to bury Silver one day, and that fact that he is a knight doesn't make his chances of living a long life any better.

152 notes - Posted August 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I personally headcanon that Malleus gave Lilia absolute HELL when he was a kid. Not that he meant to 😭 but chaos always just happened.

he probably wasn't spoiled but most likely very demanding it shows💀

654 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

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[twisted-clown]

You’re not Alone

WARNING: Talk of eating, stress eating, and insecurities, please read at your own discretion. 

Prompt for Azul and my MC/Yuu

Lilly and Azul were nothing alike.

Lilly and Azul were very similar.

Both were true.

On the outside, Lilly and Azul were nothing alike. Azul was a cunning manipulator who used his charm to persuade. Lilly was a shy and dumbfounded newbie who had no idea where she was and stumbled her way through the halls.

However, Lilly and Azul were very similar.

It all started when the tweels found Lilly sobbing in an unused hallway of the school. They gave each other looks of confusion and did what they knew best.

Give her a free drink at the Monstro lounge.

Azul asked what was going on. He didn’t particularly like the girl, especially after the stunt she pulled with Leona.

But, she did save him. And he owed her that. Azul brought out a ton of food made by Jade and layed it out like a banquet in front of the girl. She was confused. He could tell. Azul sighed and ran a hand through his disheveled hair. He turned to Lilly.

“You eat when you’re stressed. Eating is a comfort for you.” He stated, matter of factly.

“How did you-“ She wouldn’t be surprised if the tweels and Azul gathered information on her. They did it on other students and probably did on her.

“I do too.” He interrupted. “I did in my childhood, and I do now.” Azul gestured to all the food. “I didn’t have the best day myself either, so… let’s eat.”

Lilly gawked at him for a minute in surprise before looking at all the food. “I can eat… any of this?” Azul nodded and filled his plate. Lilly did the same. The sugary icing of a beautifully decorated cupcake melted away her troubles, even if it was only for that moment. She stared at the cupcake and thought about what Azul said. She began to cry again. Azul stared at her and then looked back down at the food.

“T-t-t-t-thank you. It’s just- I miss my f-f-f-family… and my m-m-mom… and I’m a-a-alone… and scared… what I can never go back home again?” She whimpered while eating a cookie. She really missed her mom… and her sister… even though sometimes they didn’t get along. She wanted her bed and her fluffy blankets… she wanted to see her dog.

Azul felt a lump in his throat. He looked away and felt himself on the brim of tears. She reminded him of himself when he was much younger. Alone… scared… and all he had was his octopot… that is until Jade and Floyd found him. He began sniffling. “I know exactly how you feel.” He whispered. He wiped a tear from his face before sobbing hysterically. Lilly began sobbing next to him until both of them were an embarrassing mess.

“I was made fun of for so long… I’ve tried so hard to erase my past but I can’t! No matter how hard I try! I can’t!” Azul cried out.

Lilly sniffled. “I- I was made fun of t-too.” She said softly.

“Eh?” Azul looked at her and wiped his face.

“At home, I dress very brightly and in weird clothes. I lived in a small town so I was made fun of for what I wear. People told me I was dressed up for Halloween and someone apparently filmed me once without my permission.” She sobbed quietly. “Trust me… I get it.  People… are… assholes.” She whispered. “But… there’s always the good people too…. Like you. You’re helping me right now… it means a lot.” She said softly and looked away.

Azul wiped his face and ate some more fried chicken. “It’s n-nothing. I owe you one anyways for helping with the… situation previously.”

Lilly knew he meant the overblot. She nodded quietly. “Life sucks sometimes, doesn’t it?” She whimpered. He nodded. 

“I mean for goodness sakes! Crowley left me here to tend to the school over winter break while he went on VACATION! VACATION! I don’t know if I’ll ever go home. You tried to kick me out of my only living space here!” She pointed aggressively at him. 

“E-Eh!? T-that was the twee-”

“Don’t blame them! They just do what you say!” Lilly yelled. 

Azul looked away. “I-”

“But I forgive you.” She interrupted. He looked at her. “I- we... I know how hard it can be... trying to be perfect... trying to be cool. Its very difficult making friends...” She whispered. Azul looked at for a few minutes.

“Maybe...maybewecanbefriends...?” He whispered quietly.

“Hmm?” Lilly asked for clarification. He was looking down at his food and looked embarrassed.

“I said- maybe we can be friends?” He said, looking away in embarrassment. “N-not that I need any- I just.... I just.... ugh who am I kidding... can we be friends?” He said in defeat.

Lilly nodded. “I’d like that.” She said softly.

[demonichikikomori]

Did You Enjoy the Tart Taste of “Lemon” Cookies?

A biiiiiig thank you to everyone who participated in the voting event “Lemon” Cookies! It was so, so fun seeing everyone slap their votes in. It really hyped me up too seeing everyone cheering on their favorite characters. You guys are so cool… Let’s all get closer than ever this year! I’ll do my best to keep up with everyone!

I did unfortunately have to null out some votes due to duo voting. It wasn’t too many but two of them came in with two students instead of one so I was a little upset. The rule was only the Tweels could be duo voted. Next time I’ll probably just do multiple choice haha. It was a little difficult to count everything up.

The point of this was a Valentines Day special, so that way I’d actually make a deadline for once haha. Aren’t I terrible? I just have very poor time management skills when it comes to deadlines. I’m usually early for work, but things that I do on my own? Like, doing my laundry, putting gas in my car, remembering to grab snacks for work before I leave…

Maybe that’s just procrastination?!

Enough about that though! It’s time to announce our handsome lucky winner! But first…

Here are our: Top 4 Runner Ups!

5. The Tweels - 10

4. Trey Clover - 12

3. Ruggie Bucchi - 16 4. Azul Ashengrotto - 17

And the most voted character for the event “Lemon” Cookies is…

Leona Kingscholar

With an outstanding total of 23 votes out of 175!

(The math looks strange I know but remember there were 22+ Different choices!)

I was so stunned by the results that rolled in during the past two weeks. The changes were so drastic the first few days, but then we had three main competitors!

With Ruggie in the lead for the first week, both Leona and Azul came creeping up behind. And very fast! It was super tight for a few days until the King of Beasts began to pull ahead.

I could imagine Ruggie and Leona fighting tooth and nail in the back of my mind. Azul watching in smug silence as his own votes came rolling in. The four eyed Octofreak laughing quietly at two students fighting, truly as beasts over a little bag of cookies. Part of me wishes Azul would've won because of the visual I had this last two weeks. Azul would clap as the winner stood exhausted, finally collapsing.

And Azul would have that precious bag of cookies all to himself.

Maybe I became a little bit of an Azul stan lately. I don't actually like the creep that much. But sometimes I have mini changes of heart from time to time. Now, again, in an alternative universe; Azul made clowns out of Ruggie and Leona. But the truth is...

And it ended with Ruggie in the dust, and Leona standing over him with a smug expression even if his hair is disheveled and he's covered in dirt, blood, and sweat. The hyena will always come last in the presence of a king. Leona will always be there to remind him of that. Azul is silently watching, uninterested in brawling it out over something so trivial... I'll have to do more with Azul soon haha. I think seeing the votes gave me a little brain rot.

Thank you all again for voting in my event, this couldn't have been done without your help! Truly, I hope to make this an exciting Valentine's Day to remember. It is the Devil's favorite holiday after all. Also...

Never worry if your favorite wasn't picked for this event.

There's still something sour, and tart lingering on your tongue. Maybe if this goes well, we should visit Sam for some more of that... Lemon extract.

The Devil Loves You!

[nanamisflowerfield]

Mind if I ask "i hate you! I hate me!....." from the prompt list? With.... whoever to your liking :)

Here we have Floyd for you, because I know how much of a tsundere you are... (and a big tweel simp) ;3

“I really hate you! I hate me! I hate everything!! Why do I even have those damn feelings for you?!”

You were sitting on your seat, staring out of the window to see one exciting twin running around and fouling around with other students, while the other was chuckling at his brother’s behavior. A small sigh left your lips, closing your eyes as you heard your friends talking next to you about who-knows-what. “Are you alright, (y/n)?” You nodded your head, not even interested who had asked you this question.

The only thing that had occupied your mind, was someone who probably had lived in there, not even paying rent for housing your mind with his sweet but weird smiles, that you cherished and also hated to see. You had feelings for him. Strong feelings, that always made you flustered and nearly melted your heart with this fuzzy and sweet warmth you gained, once your eyes met his. But you hated those feelings you had deep inside of your heart. You just wanted to forget them.

Forget him.

Floyd Leech.

Your biggest weakness.

Unfortunately, you weren’t on the lucky side, as that boy loved to have fun. Especially if you were involved in his sweet funny moments and his little pranks.

“Wow… (y/n) is doing it again…” Epel whispered to the other first-years, who all know stared at you. “So deeply in love with Floyd Leech, huh?” Ace smirked, laughing at your blushing cheeks as you half-heartly listened to them. “WHAT!?” You voice boomed in the room, shocking Epel, who nearly fell from his seat. “Sorry, Epel… And I am notin love with that idiot! As if I could ever love somebody like… him!”

Your friends just shrugged with their shoulders, crossed their arms over their chests or even shook their head at you. You were so in denial and just refused to love the guy, that had captured your heart faster than you had wished for.

“Shrimpyyyy~” You heard the nickname of yours near the door, you had hoped to lock and never to open again. Why was destiny so cruel?

“There you are!~ Let’s go and have some fun!” He chirped, ignoring the knowing smirks of your friends. “Yeah, (y/n). Go and have some fun.” Ace laughed, only getting punched on the arm by you. If stares could kill, then Ace would surely be dead…

You shook your head, not wanting to go with the man you cared for, even glancing anywhere else. “Aww, come on! It will be great! We will have lots of fun.” He grinned at you brightly, showing you his perfect white and sharp teeth. “I said no- WHA-! Floyd!” Your cheeks warmed up, as Floyd grabbed you suddenly, throwing you over his shoulder like a potato bag and not minding your screams. “LET ME GO!”

But that boy refused so much to even listen to you, as Floyd wanted to play and tease Azul with you by his side. Leaving the room and your friends behind, he continued his walk, while you on the other hand tried to free yourself from him, yelping around and hoping that anybody would come and help you.

“Okay, okay, I will let you go, but don’t run away again. You always do that.” He said, now letting you go, so you don’t have to struggle on his shoulder again. “Aww, shrimpy looks mad.” He chuckled, now pressing his two forefingers on your cheeks, looming over you like a smirking giant. “S-Stop that!” You slapped his hands away, as your cheeks got redder and redder, even coloring your ears with the same color.

“I really hate you! I hate me! I hate everything!! Why do I even have those damn feelings for you?!” You finally snapped. How could somebody like Floyd even make you feel so miserable and still hopeful?

“You hate me…?” Floyd asked like a sweet and innocent child, cocking his head to the side in confusion, as he had thought that you actually liked him. “NO, YOU IDIOT! I-I….-“ But you couldn’t tell him of your feelings. Your emotions got the better of you, now swirling around, confusing even yourself, as you stood in front of him and just did one thing that you had hoped not to do.

You grabbed him by his jacket, pressing your lips on his, before you let him go and dashed away. “Y-You are such an idiot!” You had whispered, unsure who you had called an idiot. Were you an idiot for kissing him? Or was Floyd the idiot for not realizing your feelings? Who knew…?

“So, I was right, Floyd… I’ve told you that it would happen.” The mentioned Octavinelle student turned around, seeing his twin standing there with a smile gracing his lips. “Yeah… Maybe I have to talk to (y/n) about it… They were so cute right now.” He chuckled, now walking next to his brother towards Azul, who had waited for them.

[holymusicalmothman]

How the NRC Boys Would Take Care of You After a Long Formal Event

Main Masterlist

A little preface, or an authors note, if you will. I work as a character performer and had an event that was scheduled for one hour turn into a three hour event the other month. Three hours in the Ariel ballgown, corset, heels, hoop skirt, petticoats, wig and whatever else I was wearing was not fun.

So @iexxxel helped me write some very self indulgent head canons on the ride home to assuage my pain.

HEARTSLAYBUL

♥️ Riddle Rosehearts: A bit clumsy but will listen to instructions and learn how to take care of you. Makes you a herbal essence tea to help you sleep and draws you a bath with like rose oils.

♥️Trey Clover: Would bring you your favorite type of cookies. He would also put your feet in a little ice bucket and massage your scalp

♥️ Cater Diamond Little spa day. Posts on magicam and has to private it because the foot fetish people show up

♥️ Deuce Spade: Calls his mom. He asks her what to do mainly because he can’t imagine how much your feet must ache. Winds up washing your feet and giving you a foot massage

♥️ Ace Trapolla: Sporty boy. He’s gonna stick your little feet in a ice bucket and massage the kinks out of your neck. Will bandage blisters EXPERTLY.

SAVANNAHCLAW

🦁 Leona Kingscholar: At first, says suck it up. Then he realizes how bad it is and how much pain and exhaustion you’re in and caves and cleans and bandages your blisters. Then. Cudddles.

🦁Ruggie Bucchi: Would help you bandage your ankles. You might have to help him a little. Then demand cuddles and kisses in payment.

🦁Jack Howl: STRONG MASSAGE. Good at treating your blisters as well. Cleans and gently bandages all the little cuts and scrapes left behind from your shoes.

OCTAVINELLE

🐙Azul Ashengrotto: Great at massages. Has to research how to treat blisters on land. Does pretty well. He needs a little guidance but after a moment he’s got it mastered.

🐙Jade Leech: Knows exactly what he’s fucking doing. Would draw you a bubble bath and wash your hair with your favorite scents

🐙 Floyd Leech: Another sporty boy. He knows what he’s doing. He’s been in his fair share of scrapes so he knows how to clean and bandage your blisters. His massages feel more like straight up squeezing though. He understands that you’re already in pain though, and tries to fill down his chaotic side

🐙Tweels: Would draw you a bath and hop in with you in their eel forms. Floyd would massage your shoulders and Jade your feet. They would bandage your blisters and squeeze cuddle you

SCARABIA

🐍Kalim Al-Asim: Calls his personal masseuse and a doctor for your blisters. You have to convince him that, while it’s a nice thought, a bubble bath, a handful of bandaids and some cuddles would work even better.

🐍Jamil Viper: Would give a lovely foot massage. He would wrap foot injuries methodically and almost too formally, but he’s had to keep an eye on Kalim so he definitely knows what he’s doing

POMEFIORE

👑Vil Schonheit: Ideal man for this. Hes gonna know exactly what to do before you know what you want. He’ll have a bubble bath ready and he will washes your hair and then personally see to it that your blisters are taken care of. He’LOL also give you a massage with soothing oils that will help with soreness the next day.

👑Rook Hunt: At your beck and call. Band aid? He’s got it. Foot massage? Already on it. Headache? Here’s some pain meds and water. Bubble bath? He already drew it before you even had your shoes off. He’s a Pomefiore boy, he knows exactly what self care is after a long event.

👑Epel Felmier: Would try (AND SUCCED) to princess carry you. Foot and shoulder massage 10/10. As much as Vil can try and make him sweet and soft looking, this boy has rough hands. Epel does take what he’s learned from Vil though and applies it to helping you. He would make sure you took your makeup off, brushed your hair out, and bandaged your blisters before going to bed.

IGNIHYDE

💀Idia Shroud: IS DOING HIS BEST. HELP THIS BOY PLEASE. HAS TO ASK ORTHORO. DID NOT ATTEND THAT EVENT IN PERSON. THIS BOY WENT OUTSIDE ONCE AND GOT KIDNAPPED.

DIASOMNIA

🐲Malleus Draconia: Would wash your hair for you, would have a nurse or something clean and bandage your blisters to make sure it’s done properly. Would princess carry you depending on how much your feet and legs hurt. He would do anything for his queen to feel better.

🐲Lilia Vanrouge: Honestly probably better than Vils level of care. Soothing oils are massaged into spots you didn’t even know ached. Uses fae magic to heal your blisters.

🐲 Sebek Zigvolt: He’s a knight which means he’s chivalrous. He would give you a piggy back if your feet hurt. The way he bandages your blisters though is a little tight. But they’re properly done so you can’t complain.

🐲Silver: Slowly and carefully bandages your blisters. Would cuddle and talk quietly with you and do his best to stay awake until you until you fall asleep first.

[ryuichirou]

Piss-related questions

I could have named this post “latest comic related questions” or “toilet related questions” or even “urinating habits related questions” (piss headcanons??), but I just know I’ll never get an opportunity to name anything “piss-related questions” ever in my life again, so I’ll indulge myself this time.

But yeah, if you sent me an ask about our latest comic, I’ll reply to you here!

But first I want to mention that I’m super happy with how much you liked it. We had a completely shit-posting discussion about everything that’s going on in this comic after another piss-related comic we posted some time ago, so it’s kind of a sequel to that. I honestly thought that we wouldn’t do anything with it, because we, as always, have too much other stuff to draw, but we were having a really bad day and making a stupid comic felt like the only thing that was meant to happen that day (and I was emotionally incapable of drawing anything good).

We love making stupid stuff. And it’s always fun when other people find it funny lol

Alright, let’s boogie

Anonymous asked:

They literally just went to the comfort room just while Idia about to go his business XD. Also imagine that Azul, Jade, and Floyd only doing it because they are in the ocean and who knows where they did it. I feel like Ortho is glad he doesn't have to experience this problem from them given how insane they are doing it. Ruggie make sense given his environment.

Ortho really told Idia’s bottle-pissing secret to the worst people possible, the entire school knew about it after just 2 minutes lol Normally they would keep a secret to use it as blackmail, but the Tweels found it way too hilarious, and Azul found it way too scandalous to ignore…

Jade and Floyd really are kind of chaotic because of their oceanic background, but Azul really tries to be a proper good land-boy!

I want to make a joke about Savanaclaw boys having interesting habits in general, but I’ll stop myself.

And Ortho, well… he really is glad, he recorded a lot of useful data that day. Unfortunately. 😔

marisunnycest asked:

i love how vil's art style become simpler as he utters shameful, it really describe a deep feeling of i can't believe that guy is a house warden while pissing on bottles

Yessss lol Vil is SO DISAPPOINTED… He really felt powerless for a moment there.

Anonymous asked:

THE SINK?? JADE???

Wink wink

And the best thing? Everyone is going to think that it was Floyd who did it.

Anonymous asked:

I gotta know now....did Silver take after his father's unique bathroom philosophy....are Sebek and Malleus too prim for the shower....

Stay strong, Anon, I’m here, I’m with you.

Unfortunately, it’s very likely that Silver shares his father’s unique bathroom philosophy, as much as a lot of other things in life… He probably used to have an outhouse when he lived in the forest though, but then again, he also had the entire forest. “Remember, Silver, the world is your urinal” – Lilia Mufasa Vanrouge, possibly.

But Silver also doesn’t like it when Lilia pees in bottles. This just doesn’t feel right, so he’ll likely try to discipline his father about this…

Sebek has parents that taught him good manners though, so he would never… admit to it, but he does pee in the shower sometimes. But he’d be super ashamed to admit it.

Malleus doesn’t do it in the shower, and he is aware of Lilia’s philosophy. Just another Lilia-related thing for him to sigh about…

Anonymous asked:

The toilet/shower/(sink?!) comic is a lot haha! But now I wonder if Kalim uses the toilet, the shower or Jamil-? (Forgive me Jamil for making your life more miserable in my head)

I’m sorry, Anon! But also, thanks, I’m happy! lol

I see what you did there, and I wink back at you because yes, Jamil is a very nice alternative indeed. I’m not even sure if this is a kinky scenario or a completely cursed one… either could work terrifyingly well with these two lol

To answer your question, Kalim, surprisingly, uses the toilet. He doesn’t think twice about these things, this is just what he is used to! He is also a little bit squeamish sometimes at very random moments.

But then again, he has his own golden urinal in his dorm, of course he’s going to use it.

I actually drew Kalim-Jamil comic about this exact topic today…

Anonymous asked:

This question keeps haunting me ever since I saw your latest comic so here we go: where the heck does Lilia pee? (somehow I'm both curious and scared of the answer lol)

Anywhere and everywhere he finds convenient, Anon~ We’ll never know the full list, and this is truly for the best.

But he does share Idia’s habit of pissing in bottles and cans when he’s too busy or lazy. And if you try to address that, he’ll just say that he is used to way worse and that kids these days are way too precious about these things.

One person in our twitter comments also hinted that Lilia uses Idia and... yes

Anonymous asked:

real talk though, "sink" is such a valid answer. hear me out

I knew it. I knew we would find at least one person who would use a sink lol

Well, sink is just a very tall bidet… in a way… if you squint…

[kimbap-r0ll]

hi! sorry, it’s my first time requesting something so i hope i’m doing it right, but may i request academic rivals to lovers scenarios or headcanons for riddle and azul please with a gn reader? sorry if this isn’t the most specific, let me know if i should add or change anything and thank you so much! :)

Ooh, this is going to be fun! Yes this is perfect, thank you for the ask!

Azul, Riddle x gn!reader who is an academic rival

Azul

At first, he will see you as a complete rival. Nothing else.

You're constantly neck-to-neck with him in all of the classes you guys have together (which is more classes than you wanted) and the teachers know that you guys are rivals, so they continue to pair the two of you together. Of course the other students would see this as "a power couple" or something, but the two of you would rather work alone than together

He also hates that you can see right through him. Whenever he decides to try getting you into a contract, or the tweels attempt it, you shoot them down with a harsh "no, I don't do deals with sea mafia" before walking away.

You always held your head high, and people adored you. It made him upset that you were so perfect. But that anger towards you was also fueled by something else; that he was also in love with you.

You seemed impossible to reach, almost too good for anyone in the school. How could a disgusting octopus like him ever get a chance to be with you? It's impossible!

At least, that was what he thought until he saw you at Mostro Lounge one day, crying

He walked over, peering next to you to see what you were crying about, but it was just your phone. He smiled to himself, maybe you could finally make a contract with him, and he'll show you who's better!

Instead, he found himself sitting down next to you and asking if you were alright. You told him what had happened, someone that you considered a best friend had berated you to a friend group and you had to be humiliated for thirty straight minutes in a chat. Then, you had lost those friends, and now they were threatening to ruin your reputation. "I thought they were my friends, since I've been alone for so long," you cried, not once lifting your head.

He wasn't sure how to feel, he had never known you could break down. Not only that, but how could people choose to pick on you when you were the strongest person he knew? Finally, what hit him the hardest was the fact that the two of you were actually really similar.

"Y/n, if you need anything, I'm here for you. None of what those planktons said is true, I mean, you're the smartest and bravest person I know," he replied, but then he stopped himself from going on. What was he saying? Was he confessing to you?

You smiled at him, maybe he wasn't all that bad. This would be how the two of you became friends, then eventually you asked him out. Of course, he was a blushing mess, but he agreed.

The two of you would continue to be academic rivals, but no longer were you two scowling or glaring at each other during partner projects, instead Azul gave you a warm smile and you did too.

Riddle

He doesn't glare or try to plot for your failures like Azul does, but he does find it a bit annoying to always fight for the first rank on exams with you.

If anything, he's probably glad that you're doing so well in the academics, and he has a lot of praises to give to you. But something always stops him. This invisible wall is none other than your hatred for his strict personality.

You stopped him on multiple occasions from offing a person's head, even if you weren't in his house. You would tell him that it's actually your fault that the student couldn't make it to the hedgehog singing event, or that for once maybe Riddle should ease his iron grip on Heartslabyul.

To make matters worse, you were best friends with the biggest troublemakers of Riddle's dorm: Ace and Deuce. He couldn't understand how you didn't seem to care they were just copying your homework all the time and distracting you from your academics! He's even seen you help them sneak out of class!

Overall, he's just upset that you two are on opposite sides when it comes to following the rules. He just can't stand that a person like you is the one he's academic rivals with, and it just makes his head hurt.

But that wasn't the only reason. He also thought you were beautiful, that your kindness was something to be admired. You treated everyone so nicely, not to mention you stood up for others. There was a time when a few students from Pomefiore were bullying Heartsabyul students and he had heard you stood up for them. If anything, you had everything that a dorm leader should be in his eyes: high academic achievements, charisma, and kindness.

Riddle's too shy though, so he'll never admit this.

That is until you show up to him with a box. It looks like there's a tart in it.

"Hi Riddle, I heard that you really liked strawberry tarts, so I tried baking one with Trey," you tell him, plopping the box in his hands. "I hope you like it, it's kind of like an apology gift for stepping over your dorm's rules all the time, I just think that you're too strict on it still though!"

He wasn't sure what to think, should he be angry? Happy? Before he could decide, he was already a blushing mess. "W-well, thank you very much, y/n." He sees you smile and turn to go back to your dorm, but he shouts "wait!" before really processing what he was doing.

"Would you like to join me next time in the library? I know we need to study for the exam we have in Trein's class next week," he trailed off, and you nodded.

"Only if you promise to relax a bit too in the week," you say. That's when he realizes that you were probably worried about how much stress he had.

The two of you become friends soon, as he starts to learn from you on easing on the rules and on himself. He'll have to practice in front of a mirror to confess his feelings to you a few times, but you beat him to it and he is once again a red mess when he agrees to date you.

[strawberrymilk-sunshine]

OMG I FORGOT

I dreamed about me and Ruggie scamming Azul BAHAHHAHA

It was almost a nightmare because the tweels started chasing us and looking for us😭 they came to Ramshackle in the middle of the night and started "playing hide and seek". I was about to call someone while I locked myself in the room when I hear a "back off" and they BROKE the door. I got so scared when they started SLOWLY coming towards me that I woke up.

Idk if it gives you inspiration but it was an EXPERIENCE for me 💀💀

As much as I love those silly twins, that sounds absolutely TERRIFYING.

I've used, like, all of the currently available gifs of Jade and Floyd (oops) so take this diver cuddling a moray instead :)

Warning(s): nothing really this time, yandere-ish

You and Ruggie are two peas in a pod, as they say. You two both grew up in poor neighbourhoods, and you had very similar personalities. You know, despite the fact that you were from an entirely different dimension.

You would often work jobs around the school together, you'd even both worked in the Mostro Lounge to 'help' Azul out of the 'goodness of your heart' (in reality, it was just to get money)

That was how you came up with your next 'brilliant scheme'... you two were going to scam Azul.

Long story short: it didn't work.

Azul was pissed. And in his anger, he yelled at Jade and Floyd to chase you and Ruggie, and to not let you escape, no matter what.

Have you ever had two practically identical six foot tall men chase you through an otherwise peaceful cafe? It is not a pleasant experience.

You were able to successfully make your way back into the hall of mirrors, and in the short moment of peace you had, you came up with a plan.

"Knowing Floyd and Jade, they probably just wanted to chase us out of Octavinelle to scare us..." You said. "Or alternatively, Floyd will get bored soon enough and Jade will also decide to stop chasing us."

"You're probably right." Ruggie said. "C'mon, let's retire for the night... it's pretty late. We'll deal with the consequences tomorrow."

"Yeah. Night, Ruggie."

"See ya tomorrow, (Y/N)."

Ruggie entered the Savannaclaw mirror, and you exited the hall of mirrors to make your way back to Ramshackle.

You fell asleep on the couch last night.

You woke up to knocking at the front door. When you checked your phone, you saw it was midnight exactly.

"Who could... be here so... late...?" You asked yourself.

When you walked to the door, your hand just above the doorknob, you heard a voice from the other side of the door that immediately woke you up.

"Little Shriiiiiiiiiimpyyyyyyyy~! You awaaaaaaaake~?"

"The floorboards in your dorm are quite loud, (Y/N), we know you're at the door."

"Ohhhhhhhh... I just had a real fun idea, Shrimpy!" You heard Floyd say. "Let's play... hide and seek."

"My my, what a fun idea." Jade said. "You have five seconds to hide, (Y/N)."

FIVE SECONDS?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S FAIR!

No time to think about whether or not it's fair, you only have five fucking seconds to hide from these two.

Ugh, why did you and Ruggie have to do that?! If you two just didn't try to scam the scam artist then these eels wouldn't be visiting you in the middle of the night!

"Five."

Ohhhhh no he's actually counting down. Ok, ok ok ok! So, where can you hide? Where can you hide?

"Four."

Your bedroom! It's one of the only doors in Ramshackle that has a working lock! It doesn't matter if they realize you're hiding there, if the door's lock you've got an iron defense!

"Three."

You ran as fast as you could through the halls of Ramshackle, up the stairs, through more hallways...

"Two."

You slammed the door shut behind you and locked it, and put your enitre body weight onto it to hopefully keep them from opening it if the lock doesn't work. You should be safe...

"One."

"Ready or not, we're coming for ya, Shrimpy~!"

You pulled your phone out of your pocket. Crowley gave it to you for emergency calls, and this probably counts as an emergency!

But, who can you call to help you in this situation? Who's stronger/taller/more intimidating than the leech twins? Tsunotaro probably is but you don't have his phone number...

Jack's about as tall as them! Maybe he can help you?

Just as you were about to dial Jack's number, you heard something.

"For your sake, please back away from the door, (Y/N)."

You felt pounding on the door. The pounding became more and more intense as it continued. You decided to back away from the door, and considered jumping out the window, but then... you heard something horrible.

The wood of your bedroom door cracking and splintering apart. The old wood broke apart.

They just... broke the door...?

"AhahaHAHA! Did you really think that old door was gonna stop us? Idiot!" Floyd laughed at you.

"Now, (Y/N), please just comply. We will bring you to Azul, and you will have to answer for your actions." Jade explained. "We'll deal with Ruggie tomorrow."

"Yeeeeaaaah, just come quietly, Shrimpy, and we won't have to hurt you."

They walked towards you. Slowly.

You were frozen in fear. Even if you wanted to run away, you couldn't.

They got closer, closer, closer, and then-

You were... in your bed? It's morning outside, what just happened?

"Oh, hey you're awake." Ruggie said, walking into your room.

"What... happened? Why does my head hurt?" You asked.

"Basically, you tripped and fell in the Mostro Lounge and smoked your head on the floor and were knocked out the rest of the night." Ruggie explained. "I carried you back to Ramshackle and camped out here for the night rather than dealing with the twins."

"Oh. So that was all... a dream...?" You asked yourself. "Huh... strange."

But if that was a dream, then...

Why does your door look like it's been... broken...?