Do y’all think Dee Bradley Baker has ever ventured onto tumblr cause someone told him there’s a bunch of crazy clone simps here, and he scrolls for about two minutes and is just like…
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]
a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”
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btw. i made this quick guide of some of the natural size and proportion reference points in the human body. of course this all varies even irl, and you can stylize however you want, so ymmv but thought it might be helpful for some folks.
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. ݁₊ ⊹ . My Motivation:
Thigh gap
Straight arms
Looking/being treated like I’m frail
Getting picked up easier
Pretty privilege
The looks/staring
The dizziness
Looking “healthy”
Tight stomach
Size 0/00
No thank you I’m ok
Rejecting guys
Looking better in clothes
Compliments
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MK Isn't Used to the Weird Hand-Feet and is Struggling Help Him + style crisis induced MK prac
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Chic Diet (the book): Masterlist
Index in case you wanna read it...
(Like/reblog this in case you want to read that way. I'll be adding the latter parts soon and then i will edit this masterlist as I go)
FOREWORD
PART 1: THE FUNDAMENTALS
CIGARETTES
COFFEE (BLACK, NATCH)
DIET COKE
ADDERALL
AMBIEN
ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
CHEWING GUM
SPARKLING WATER
CHAMPAGNE
PART 2: THE MECHANICS
OVERDIGESTION
BEING COLD
DIURETICS
FIBER
LAXATIVES
COLONICS
PART 3: I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HEALTHY
JUICE CLEANSING
GLUTEN SENSITIVITY
DETOXING
EATING CLEAN
SUPERFOODS
HEALTH BEVERAGES
COCONUT WATER
NON-DAIRY MILKS
BARS
ACUPUNCTURE
GENERAL ORTHOREXIA
EXERCISE
PART 4: UM, IT'S NOT A FAD… IT'S A LIFESTYLE
VEGETARIANISM
THE BABY FOOD DIET
THE AIR DIET
THE PALEO DIET
THE RIDICULOUSLY LOW CARB DIET
THE STRATEGIC STARVATION DIET
THE RAW FOOD DIET
THE ONE FOOD DIET
THE TWO CUP DIET
THE HCG DIET
THE CABBAGE SOUP DIET
THE I-CAN'T-SEE-IT DIET
THE I'M-FUCKING-RICH-AND-GLAMOROUS DIET
PART 5: HIDE IT, BETCH
BLACK
SPANX
BOHO CHIC
ONE SIZE DOWN
PART 6: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL
COCAINE
MDMA
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
BANNED DIET PILLS
PART 7: FODDER FOR YOUR SHRINK
COMPETITION
MODERATION
COMPROMISE
LYING
HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER
BEING A TOTAL BITCH
STRESSOREXIA
PART 8: ALL THAT OTHER CRAY SHIT
OCCASIONAL VOMITING
CHEW-AND-SPIT
HYPNOSIS
THINSPIRATION
PUBLIC EATING
A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS
SHARING IS CARING
COACHELLA
BOO, YOU WHORE
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want your favorite author to update but don’t want to be too pushy in their comment section?
here’s 5 things you can do to encourage them:
Reblog their fic link on tumblr (bonus if it’s with tags)
Bookmark the fic with a note about what you’re excited about/love in the fic
Recommend the fic to your friends or local discord channel
Draw art or create other media for the fic (as indicated by the author’s comfort level)
Leave them a comment when re-reading about the parts of the chapter/story that stood out to you the second time
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
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