#incorrect quote loki

[damagicbee]

Fandral: oh shit that’s my ex

Loki: Fandral, you said that 8 times about 8 different people in the past few days.

Fandral: Don’t slut-shame me Loki

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh, Damian's tried to kill me lots of times.

Tim: There was one time when we were younger, he disguised himself as a case file, because he knows I love case files.

Tim: So I went to pick it up to work on it and he took off the disguise and went 'MBLEGH it's me!' and stabbed me.

Damian: *smiles fondly at the memory*

Dick: Damian, no stabbing your brothers.

Jason: There's a more important issue here. How the fuck was he disguised as a case file -

[everwalldigan]

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

[august-parker]

Peter: "hey guys can I ask a big favor?"

Natasha: "I'd slaughter people for you"

Tony: "I would go back to my old ways and build bombs powerful enough to end the world if you asked"

Loki: "I would kill everyone in this room if you wished."

Peter: "you'd do that anyway?"

Loki: "precisely."

Peter:

Peter: "I just need help with my homework if that's okay..?"

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[hannibalised]

Y/n: Do you wanna come see a movie ?

Ghost: No.

Y/n: why ?

Ghost: Can't let the gang know I like you.

Y/n: ...

*shoves wedding ring in his face while stranddling his lap*

Y/n: We've been married for two years !

[mobius-m-mobius]

plot of the series fr 💖 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [16/∞] (insp)

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [275/?]

[hexbaiting]

[shadyfestivalperfection]

Y/N: “Why is there an alligator in my living room wearing a tiny crown?”

Loki: “Ah, yes. That’s… also me. Handsome little devil, isn’t he?”

Alligator Loki: [Hisses seductively and does a slow blink]

Y/N: “…Did he just wink at me?”

Loki: “He does that. It’s how he flirts. Crude, but effective.”

Alligator Loki: [Waddles up and gently nudges Y/N’s leg, tail swishing dramatically]

Y/N: “Okay, seriously. He’s cute. But I draw the line at reptiles trying to court me.”

Loki (smirking): “So what I’m hearing is—you prefer your Loki tall, charming, and capable of forming complete sentences.”

Alligator Loki: [Growls softly, jealous]

Y/N: “I never said that. I like a little danger.”

Loki: “Well, then we’re both perfect options. One bites… the other just uses words like daggers.”

Alligator Loki: [Bares teeth in a weirdly charming grin]

Loki: “You’re not helping your case, you overgrown purse.”

Alligator Loki: [Leaps at Loki’s shin]

Y/N: “Oh my god! Stop fighting! You’re literally fighting yourself!”

Loki (hobbling away): “You can’t blame him for being jealous. I mean, if I had a tail, I’d be wagging it for you too.”

Y/N (blushing): “You’re both unhinged.”

Loki & Alligator Loki (in perfect sync): “And yet… irresistible.”

[ramen8008]

I believe if Loki shape-shifted into Tony nobody would notice for a concerning amount of time. Cause both of them are such divas

Two scenarios.

One, Tony is gone on some business thing and Loki wants to have fun having control over everything.

First he avoids the avengers because he thinks they'll know.

But a few run-ins later he is getting oddly concerned as to why nobody realizes it's him. So he tries to see how far it can go

Steve: Hey Tones we need you in the hall, Clint-

Loki: No

Steve: understandable. Its his problem he can stay stuck

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Bruce: why is everything floating?

Loki: because I'm making it

Bruce: oh alright. Just glad not another one of your machines went rogue

Loki: ?????

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Thor: Thanks for the pop-tarts, Stark!

Loki: I did nothing. I hope you choke on them

Thor: oh so humble! You did buy so many that I could choke!

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Rhodey: *stares*

Loki: what

Rhodey: *squints eyes*

Loki: *confused and anxious* why are you doing that?

Rhodey: you aren't Tony *walks away*

Loki: wait HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Where are you going-

Rhodey: Tony needs a break, I'm not stopping this

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Peter: Mr. Stark! Look at this!

Loki: Don't bother me

Peter: .... Mr. Stark?

Loki: what did I say? I'm busy. Go away you pest

Peter: ....

Loki: ....

Peter: ....

Loki: *concerned at the sudden silence*

Peter: *looking absolutely terrifying and ready to fight* you're not Mr. Stark

Loki: fuck

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OR Tony and Loki learn this after an incident like above and plan to see how long it'll take for Loki to be discovered

[fruityspaceboy]

Loki: …

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... What did you do?

Loki: I may or may have not… gotten a kitten…

Y/N: Whut?

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock but unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits him* oh my fucking Hel, that's a Flerken. Where did You find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has tentacles! It’s stomach is basically a bag of holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.

[malpractisnt]

Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Thor, haven’t you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

Thor: You cannot.

Loki: Say “fort”.

Thor: Fort?

Loki: Now say it three times.

Thor: Fort, fort, fort.

Loki: Spell it twice.

Thor: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Loki: Say it two more times.

Thor: Fort, fort.

Loki: Now what do you eat soup with?

Thor: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!

Loki: Really? Because I eat my soup with a spoon.

[Loki leaves]

Bruce: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall—

Thor: I KNOW!!

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#132 This might as well happen...

Tiredly...possibly depressed y/n that...has no reaction to anything anymore and Loki has made bets HE could make this human show despair or laugh, It's been 10 years, and now...he started to get worried...like he WONT admit he started to like hanging out with this human but come one he got a bet to win-

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Loki: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult?~ Tired!Y/n: Myself.

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Loki: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Tired!Y/n The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Loki: Stop.

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Tired!Y/n*Sees a trashcan and jumps inside it*... Loki: Y/n, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Tired!Y/n: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a really creepy bitch Loki: What changed your mind?~ Tired!Y/n: Oh, I still think you're creepy, I've just grown used to it

...Raise ya hand if ya want this to be a series?

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