#spoiler dcu

[musings-and-fandoms]

The batkids blackmail Bruce any chance they can get. They threaten to tell the JL Bruce’s embarrassing moments either as Bruce or as Batman. The JL find it hilarious that Batman’s own sidekicks know how to play the dark knight like a fiddle.

[humanoidluv]

i found these boots . can stephanie brown fans do their thing. can dc artists do their thing please . i need her in these so bad whether it be her hero uniform or just a regular outing

[revolutionarybeekeeper]

I have never done backgrounds before so it’s not great, BUT Batober: Day 6 Unseen, nonetheless

[spicy-apple-pie]

You can't tell me that Juni Ba wasn't directly referencing this when he made that panel.

[thefriendlyneighborhoodace]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

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Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

[iwannabealice]

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

[vodrae]

Jason: Dick is so much written by a woman.

Stephanie: Totally.

Dick, the handsome man in touch with his emotions, not afraid to cry, being harrassed because of his butt and overall body, lately known for parenting children this being one of his big trait of personality, SA victim and loves to talk but has too much wrath bottled up: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ???

[but-a-humble-goon]

[Meme format acquired]

[fakeicecubes]

Each and every one of the members of the Batfam have some sort of “brucie” persona going on.

Dick becomes “Rickey” and turns into a mindless himbo. Everyone hits on him and he’s basically like a mini Brucie. Craziest thing he’s done as Rickey- knocked down a 6 foot tall champagne tower and no one got mad. 

Tim has been working on his persona since he was about 12. He realized what Bruce was doing one time and started to follow his lead before he even became Robin. Tim becomes brainless but still somehow still manages to make the rudest comments. No one really brings that up though because well the kid dropped out of high school. Obviously he isn’t the smartest, the kid just doesn’t understand what he’s saying. Craziest thing he’s done- threatened Lex Luther to keep his gadgets in Metropolis in front of Clark Kent and Lois Lane.

Jason doesn’t go to galas let’s be so real. Even when he did when he was younger, Jason was so sweet to everyone. It wasn’t even an act he was just happy to eat all the fancy party food. Craziest thing he did as a kid- someone once accused him of stealing a purse, Jason gave them the puppy dog eyes and they were taking it back.

Steph just turns her regular personality up to ten. The upper class is afraid of her because they think that’s just how she is all the time. Whenever she does something outrageous at a party they give Bruce looks of pity because she must do this all the time. Craziest thing she’s done- pulled a toupee clean off a guys head. She then proceeded to throw it in the chocolate fondue machine.

The only kid who doesn’t make up a different personality to the media is Damian. This has led to many different twitter accounts that’s sole purpose is to show all the time Damian has suffered to his crazy dad/siblings. The hashtag ‘FreeDamianFromTheBullshit’ has trended every single time the Waynes make a public appearance.

[rainbow-flavoured-skittles]

this is what I'm getting from the DC fandom right now

[musings-and-fandoms]

I feel like the batfam has a routine after they get home from a night of patrolling/fighting crime. Usually they get back around 3-4 am, eat breakfast together that Alfredo prepared. They also have any medical needs taken care of. Then they have their own special routines to wind down from a long night of fighting crime.

Bruce takes a long shower, shaves, puts on clean clothing. Maybe has the tv on in the background of the news. A cup of coffee is on his night stand sent by Alfred. Bruce takes this time to record the night’s happenings and files it away. Around 5 am is when he actually does go to sleep for a bit.

Dick makes sure to do some cooling stretching exercises to help his muscles from the night of doing gymnastic tricks. He takes a hot bath with epsom salt. Also, he does a face mask. Dick gets into bed and either reads or scrolls on his phone for a bit before sleeping.

Damian makes sure all his animals are taken care of before he takes care of himself. Then he showers, make sure if any of his injuries need attention, and then gets into bed and cuddles with Titus and Alfred the cat as a form of therapy before falling asleep.

Stephanie takes a long hot shower. Then does her hair care routine and skin care routine. She might put on some music and dance around the room to get the last bit of energy out of her system before she hits the hay.

Cassandra puts away her weapons first in an orderly fashion. She catalogs what she has left. Then she gets in the bath and soaks until the water turns cold. She uses a bath bomb, epsom salt, and some soothing oils. Cass also does her skin care routine. She turns on the tv to a random channel so she can have background noise while she does her hair routine. Also, makes sure her wounds are well taken care of. She reads a bit before falling asleep.

Tim takes his sleeping medication if he doesn’t he won’t sleep at all. He also, like Bruce, goes through the patrol and documents the things that happened during the night. He makes a detailed case file for Bruce. After that, Tim takes a quick cold shower, does some stretching before getting into bed to hopefully sleep. If he can’t then, he works on old case files that haven’t been solved yet.

They all have their own ways of self care after a long night of patrol. Alfred makes sure of it.

[garpen]

PT. 4 Gotham Twitter

Nobody can tell this isn't something teenage boy Damian's age would say, bc I know for a fact it is. He's a menace and I love him for it.

<<Part Three<< Master List >>Part Five>>

[seakrisp]

sketches victim of " Whoops, i accidentally colored it too good, ig i can post it"

"And they chivalry is dead" stephaniebrown, after putting her jacket over a puddle for cass to walk on. Then cass gets her a new jacket. With Bruce's credit card.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Bruce posts this to his twitter with the caption "So proud of Gotham to be an accepting and inviting place where me and my family are free to be ourselves ❤️❤️❤️"

(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!)

Commission Info / Kofi

[potatounicoorn]

The 5 Robin's expect I made this with my only context being my 3 days of Tumblr and Ao3 scrolling and 3 episodes of Young Justice