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Daminette December: 22-Coffee Break
Damian felt someone crash into his back, as a planner slid in front of him. He picked it up to confront them, but saw the planner was filled to the brim with sticky notes, highlighter marks, stickers, and writing everywhere.
'So disorganized!'
Before he could speak, a girl grabbed the planner out of his hand and slunk toward his classroom.
'Did they ignore me? They did not even apologize.'
Damian walked into the classroom after them and looked around the class as he took his seat. She sat on the other side of the room, in the back. When the teacher walked in, Damian turned his focus towards the board. As eveyone exited the class, he turned back and saw she was asleep on her desk.
'From that glance at the planner, it is her free hour.'
Damian found himself in front of the coffee shop down the street from the university. He walked in and looked at the chalk board menu.
'Frappuccino's. Lattes. Cappuccino's. Black. Americano. Flat white? Mocha? Espresso? What am I doing here? I do not even know what she likes. What can I remember about her? Parisian. Obviously a workaholic like Drake or disorganized mess. Fashion major and intelligent, if in advanced business classes.'
Damian looked at the time and saw that twenty minutes had passed sicne he had left the class. He had been staring at the menu board for over ten minutes and he still had to go back to campus. The Wayne heir groan internally as he called the only person he knew who could help.
"Shouldn't you be in class?" Tim asked, as he answered the phone.
"I need to buy someone a coffee." Damian replied.
"Ask them what they want." Tim shot back, "Why did you call me?"
"They are asleep." the youngest Wayne answered.
"Well, wake them up!" Tim spoke, stating the obvious.
"The only reason I called is because this is the only free time they have to sleep." Damian declared, "They are buy with their business. Their planner was full of deadlines to meet. What would you recommend?"
Tim sighed, "Nitro is super strong, but so would be a long black. If you think they like something lighter, a latte."
"You do not have a guarantee." Damian spoke.
"No, not unless I knew them personally." Tim replied, "Personally, I prefer six shots of espresso in a vanilla latte."
"Tch." Damian growled, before hanging up.
Damian entered the nearly empty classroom, where she was still sleeping. The Wayne heir had bought all three of Tim's recommendations, excluding his personal favorite. He set the drink carrier on the desk, near her and turned to leave. As he took another step, an alarm sounded off on her phone. Damian turned back to see blue eyes peering at him.
"Hello?" she spoke.
"Damian." he replied.
"Hi, Damian." she answered, rubbing her eyes, "Did you need something from me?"
'Why does she remind me of a kitten, right now?'
"No." he stated, turning to walk away.
"Wait!" she cried out, noticing the coffee gift near her, "Did you get these for me?"
Damian nodded, "I saw you were busy and had fallen asleep."
She got up, quickly, and hugged him. Feeling him tenses up, she quickly took a few steps back.
"Thank you, so much!" She spoke, "That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me since I moved here."
"I would suppose so." Damian replied, "Gotham isn't known for....its pleasantries."
She smiled, "Oh! I'm Marinette Dupain-Cheng."
"I did not know what you like and asked someone for recommendations. I got you a nitro cold brew, a long black, and a caramel latte." Damian stated.
Mari took the nitro and took a sip. Damian watched as her smile turned into a frown.
"It's okay, but not to my usual taste." Marinette spoke up, "Thank you again."
Without another word, Damian left.
The next day, Damian walked into class and handed Marinette a gift card for the coffee shop. She looked at him in amazement.
"I am not rewarding your disorganization." he declared, "I am just temporarily assisting you get through your busy season. After this, I expect you to sleep."
Mari's smile faltered.
"Is it not enough?" Damian questioned, "I have them put the maximum amount of $100."
"It.....It is." she spoke, cautiously.
"Then what is the issue?" he asked.
"The 'busy season' as you put it....is all the time. Not.....occasionally." Marinette replied, "It's like this all year. I just got use to it."
Damian was astounded that her workload was as heavy as his brothers' and he helped run an international company. The Wayne heir, immediately took a seat next to her. Mari scooted over, giving her new seat mate some room.
"I want access to your planner." Damian demanded, "I can reorganize it."
"But my clothes-" she began.
"We can manage you time better and you can get some sleep." He replied, "Use that card for emergencies. We can get you another drink, after class."
Marinette smiled, as she handed him her planner.
'I think I made a friend!'
'How did I meet someone so troublesome? I'll probably have this finished in a week, at most.'
Damian flipped to the end of the planner and saw there were already notes written down for the next two years.
'Or maybe not.'
He glanced at Marinette, out of the corner of his eye, and saw she was already working on some designs. She hadn't even noticed him staring.
'Perhaps, it would not be so bad if went longer than a week.'
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Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂
#my art#dc batman#dc fanart#the batman#batman#batman fanart#battinson#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#timothy drake#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#good parent bruce wayne#let them be a family dc gdi#istg the four of them imprinted on the big bad bat#he's their emotionally constipated support human/batdad
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I know that its fairly common for Jason to have blue eyes that turn green when the pit is active, but I support that Jason's eyes are just bright green now. They don't necessarily glow all the time, but they are notably green.
The first time that Jason takes his helmet off in front of the family after his resurrection Dick won't stop staring at him and Bruce keeps glancing at him when he thinks Jason can't see it.
Jason starts taking off his helmet less because the blatant reminder that he came back different, changed, wrong.
Then Damian shows up and starts talking about how both of them inherited their mother's eyes (he refuses to listen to anyone trying to tell him it doesn't work that way)
Slowly but surely, when Jason takes off his helmet and looks in the mirror, instead of seeing wrongness staring back at him, all he can see is his baby brother's eyes.
#batfam#jason todd#ao3#fanfic#batman#red hood#dc comics#damian al ghul#i support the damian wayne and jason todd agenda#damian is fluent in jason#and no one else is#god i love them#brb sobbing#Dick is at least a little bit jealous#and everyone can tell
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🌻 comm for gee! thank you 💖
#dick grayson#damian wayne#batman#batman and robin#nightwing#dc comics#OJ and veggie sandwich gang#THANK YOU GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#someone who has been incredibly nice and supportive of me when i got back into dc#and also an amazing artist 😭😭#@batbabydamian#please go check them out!
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Do you think his siblings at some point find out that he was non verbal as a kid? And now they're so glad to see him yap away? Kinda like Bruce is, like they're all proud of how far he's come?
The appreciation does not last long but dick will certainly make the most of it
#Bruce off handedly mentions it and they all look at him like: what? 🥺🥺🥺#we Stan a supportive family regardless ;((#dick Grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red Robin#Damian Wayne#Robin#Jason Todd#red hood#Batman#my art#ask#bat family
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Guess who's still thinking about them
#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#I'M A BIT BITTER. CAN YOU TELL#robin war and gates of gotham you will always be famous#this is sick... damian and cass having ongoings and STILL not interacting ever#duke should be a supporting character in damian AND cass' ongoings. bouncing back and forth between his two fav siblings#remember that really interesting dynamic where cass made damian insecure. remember when duke and damian went to the movies#if you've forgotten don't worry so has dc#sick and twisted that this has happened to damian so many times 😭 like they didn't even keep his relationship to steph#who do i need to bribe to get duke into damian and cass' ongoings...
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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Supportive parent Bruce Wayne
Damian showing him all his artwork because he knows that he will get the brightest smile and a “That looks beautiful sweetheart” every time
Dick being so excited to bring his dad to his gymnastics show because he knows that Bruce will start crying every time he lands a trick, without fail, and that means the women that come to watch will have someone else to fuss over
Someone at WE mentioning they don’t trust Tim because of his age and Bruce immediately scheduling a company wide meeting so he can express just how exceptional his son is. Tim’s face is the most red it has ever been the entire time
Cass doesn’t even have to do anything, he is just always looking at her with a fond little smile and on the verge of tears but sometimes, when she wants a little more then normal, she will take one of Jason’s books and read as much as she can aloud. That man absolutely loses it and hugs her as tight as he can while sobbing about how far his baby has come
Jason acts like he couldn’t care less about Bruce’s support, but the first time he overhears Bruce talking about him at a gala, telling some rich idiot who was questioning business decisions that Jason is the most competent man he has ever known and would trust him with not only the WE weapons department but his life, Jason pointedly does not look at Dick, who has a shit eating grin on his face, and walks as fast as he can to the bathroom
The best part is that Bruce doesnt even have to try he is just genuinely that proud of them
#good parent bruce wayne#supportive parent Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Batman#batfam#dick grayson#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Tim drake#cassandra cain#bruce loves his babies
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Jason knew damian from the league BEFORE he knew he was his little brother and it is… so much worse
Okay so. listen.read.
jason todd. 17. freshly lazarus-pitted. feral. the human embodiment of “i lived bitch” with rage issues and a 72-hour insomnia streak. the league takes one look at this hot mess of trauma and goes “yes. this is exactly the energy we need in our murder boy band.”
enter: tiny baby assassin gremlin™ damian wayne. 6 years old. fluent in six languages, can kill you with a butter knife, has already named his sword and buried a man for disrespecting alfred the goat.
and someone. SOMEONE. in the league decides, “you know what would be funny? pair the murder toddler with the zombie disaster and see what happens.”
Heres how that went
ra’s: jason, your assignment is to supervise damian.
jason: you want me to babysit.
ra’s: guide.
jason: babysit.
ra’s: test.
damian (deadpan): i don’t need a babysitter. i need a better sparring partner. the last one cried.
jason: okay i like this kid.
they do missions together. which is to say, they cause crimes while technically completing the mission. jason teaches damian how to actually knock people out without breaking his own fingers. damian shows jason how to poison a blade using pomegranate juice and pure spite.
they bond over shared trauma and mutual hatred of everyone else. jason steals food for damian. damian teaches jason new ways to dismember people. it’s beautiful.
damian (6, holding a flaming knife): i’m going to defenestrate that man.
jason (17, holding a mango): hold on i’m eating.
damian: that’s MY mango.
jason: finders keepers.
[30 seconds later jason is bleeding and laughing]
but then jason leaves the league. rage. escape. redemption arc pending. damian stays.
and they don’t see each other for years.
until jason storms into the batcave like:
jason: not here to bond. just stealing med supplies. don’t talk to me or my trauma.
damian (offscreen): you dare show your face here, todd.
jason (freezes): oh my god. oh my god. i KNOW that voice. i KNOW that gremlin growl. there’s no fucking WAY
bruce (tired): jason, meet your little brother. damian.
jason (SCREAMING INTERNALLY): THAT’S MY EX-TINY MURDER ROOMMATE?!
damian (smirking): i see the pit didn’t fix your face.
tim (whispers): what is happening.
from that day forward: chaos.
damian starts following jason around like a very stabby duckling. calls him “akhi” in the most possessive tone known to man. sharpens jason’s knives without being asked. threatens the replacement on his behalf.
jason pretends to be annoyed but teaches damian how to make homemade explosives and saves him the last slice of pizza.
jason (grumbling): you’re still a brat.
damian: and you’re still emotionally unavailable.
jason (softly): shut up.
one day jason finds a drawing on his fridge.
it’s two stick figures. one has a red helmet. the other has a sword. they’re both labeled “BROTHERS – THREAT LEVEL: MAXIMUM.”
jason doesn’t talk about it. but he frames it.
bonus: group chat
dick: wait. you guys KNEW each other before this family?
jason: yeah. i babysat him once. worst two years of my life.
damian: i tried to stab him over a mango. it was glorious.
tim: that’s the most terrifying sentence i’ve ever read.
cass: ❤
bruce was like “you’re brothers now” and they were like “we BEEN brothers?? get on our level B/father”
#they were roommates#and they had knives#and now they have matching trauma#siblings who stab together stay together#they are each others emotional support war crime#batfam headcanons#siblings but make it knives#jason todd#damian wayne#league of assassins#the pit did not cool him down#feral children united#trauma bonding is real.
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no way the league of assassins taught damian anything about sexuality/gender identity, right? literally no way.
when he’s robin, i doubt he had the time or care to research. dick probably told him “this is completely fine and normal” and damian listened but didn’t look into it because who cares who they like, as long as they do their job.
like he isn’t rude, but he’s uneducated. like he just didn’t have the urge to research. he genuinely does not care.
and then tim comes out as bi.
and damian gets curious. partly because he was frustrated a superior detective such as himself didn’t deduce this and partly because of what the tabloids and social media are saying about tim
gotham gazette: “wayne heir timothy drake-wayne comes out as bisexual. is this just a publicity stunt?”
twitter user: “i remember when the waynes were normal. this world has gone to shit”
twitter user: “all the rumors of bruce being a child abuser and now this? something’s suspicious.”
damian’s like “i need to understand what is occurring with my brother enemy.”
so he researches and looks into it. he learns more and is extremely perplexed as to why some people are reacting so negatively. it makes him angry.
so, under an anonymous twitter account, he starts responding:
“why would the waynes require a ‘publicity stunt?’ bruce wayne is one of the most recognizable people on earth, he already donates and is founder of several LGBTQ+ resources. he has no logical need to have timothy pretend.”
“the waynes are still ‘normal.’ the one you should be concerned about is richard grayson and his idiotic food choices.”
“there have been countless studies that show there is no data to suggest that abusing children makes them homosexual. while there can be a correlation, that does not equal causation. you clearly have never completed higher education.”
nobody knows this, though. one day when tim finds out that damian was looking into this, he asked why. damian panicked and said it was to insult tim better and then proceeded to call him “a second-rate alan turing with a lower threshold for illness.” and “a disgrace to everyone that fought for LGBTQ rights due to your atrocious actions you have made in life.”
#source: i am bisexual#i think damian would be supportive but not to his face#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#red robin#red hood#robin#nightwing#batfamily headcanons#batfamily
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DC x DP Ideas
For 'reasons', Ellie has been transferred to Gotham Academy under the guise of living with her guardian Vlad Masters but she's actually living with Dante, Danny, and Jazz.
From the moment she arrived, she had become rivals with Damian Wayne in everything from academics to sports and even the arts.
They wouldn't admit it but they were having fun. Having a rival who's always trying to one-up you, forcing yourself and each other to become better, more extraordinary. (It made a great distraction from their complicated home lives.)
But somewhere along the line, something had changed.
After a debate competition that was held at the school, Damian couldn't help but gush talk about this girl, his friend, Danielle Masters, and how cool and competent she was, and how she was the only person in the school worthy enough to be friends with him. (Awe baby's first crush!) But, ah, Dames, what's an ectoplasmic being and how are they not sapient or sentient?
On the other hand, Ellie is livid. She had Dan buy her a punching bag just so she could put Damian's face on it. She thought he was her friend! Turns out he's just another anti-ectoplasmic being supporter. She tries every day, to go to school, talk to him, and pretend everything is normal. But every time she sees his face and perfect smile of victory, her blood boils with a cold icy rage. (How dear he proclaims so proudly the ghosts are not truly living beings!! Just because we are dead doesn't mean we do not live on.)
Good thing Danny knows how to make portals now! Because when she gets home she's gonna go ape shit.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#in this the GIW are alive and kicking supported by the likes of lex luthor and what not#when damian saw the debate topic he thought I was purely theoetical#he was wrong#in order to be stabilized ellie had to be aged down significantly#the smile of victory is reference to how ellie was speechless by what damian said causing him to win#vlad is DEAD#one sided enimes/friends to lovers#its one sided on each end#idk what else to add soooooooo yeah
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DP + DC Danny and Bruce have a grudge
So short Twink Danny, you gotta love him, but I want more tall Danny. Give me Eliie at GA and Danny this scary dude with scars coming in to pick her up. Ellie who got in a scuffle and the other kid wants her in trouble.
And the other kid is Damian duh. And it's a face of, Danny Nightingale nee Fenton who would sooner die than let Ellie get hurt, and Bruce Wayne, who would do anything for his sons. It gets resolved but they take snips at each other at galas.
Danny talks about him rudely, Bruce returns the favor, he makes snips about his behavior, how he's far too happy. Bruce of course digs deep and hits hard. Talking about Vlad, how he's living of another money, how his parents kicked him out. So Danny talks to the dead, mocking him by quoting word dead people said to him.
Both are convinced the other knows their identity and is after them, eventually they figure it out and the beef continues. In the JL Phantom, the eldritch entity who is calm is constantly sniping at the Bat. And the bat responds, they bicker constantly arguing.
The JL thinks they are exes, how else would Phantom know that much about the bat? Why else would the emotionless bat hate Phantom. So they bicker, they take insults, and everyone is like dude they are totally exes. They try to steal each other's side kicks too, as a like punch in the face. The robins follow Danny around and Danny is all smug. Until Bruce bribes Ellie and it's a war.
The JL thinks they are trying to win back the children from the divorce, the lore. the chaos.
idk I liked it, also I wrote this vibing to the Life is Fun song, and now wondering what my taste in music is? also I tried the story in the tags thing, it's officially my new favorite thing
bye :)
#also Danny 100% carries lolly pops with him#he won over Dick and Jason#Damian still doesn't like him#Bruce also carries lollies with him so he isn't outdone#Everyone thinks the bat has low blood sugar#they also try to win over the media#but neither care for adults so they compete by child suporters#it becomes a thing either you support phantom or the bat#there are wars in schools#Overall the bat loses#Bruce wayne has a beef with phantom too#and Danny with the bat#at galas it's war#no one wants to host one when either are around#Jason finds it hillarius#Danny also def adopts Jason#Jason lets him#he tries to get Tim too#he suceeds#Bruce is pissed#add de aged Dan in and have Bruce steal him?#then Danny bribes Damian with pets#cujo wins him over#Alfred thinks Bruce likes danny#clockwork thinks Danny likes bruce#batfam#dpxdc#danny fenton#batman#bruce wayne
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it's been a while but here's another DP/DC plot bunny that won't leave me alone; a Demon Twins/Danyal al Ghul AU, but Danny is trans.
...hear me out okay?
Damian al Ghul had a twin sister, just as brilliant and deadly as him. they were the terrors of the League, working expertly in tandem to take down their foes before they knew what hit them. but there could only be one heir to the Demon's Head, and Ra's, being the old, sexist bastard he is, arranged for the 'spare' to be taken care of- and Talia insisted it be by her own hand.
Damian's last memories of Aishah al Ghul are of her packing her bags for her first and last solo mission. she knew what was coming, he thinks. the smile she gave him as she said goodbye was bitter and sharp.
of course, what really happened was that Talia -whether out of sentimentality or simply wanting to keep her other trained weapon-child alive- faked her daughter's death and left Aishah in the American adoption system, where she was taken in by the Fentons; and, when he was a teen, transitioned.
years later, Damian al Ghul, now Damian Wayne, sees an identical boy staring at him from across the batcave. He has his sister's sword and his sister's eyes, and the smile he gives him is bitter and sharp.
and Aishah al Ghul, now Danyal Fenton, says "Hello, ahki."
#i picked aishah as the deadname (heh) because it means 'alive' in arabic and i think that's hilarious for danny#damian is immediately supportive of his brother's gender of course. he'll still try to kill danny but not for that reason#just the idea of your long-lost parent trap twin transitioning while he was faking his death is so funny to me#danny's full name is danyal because if he can choose it this time then hell if he's choosing an american name#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom x dc#demon twins au#demon twins#danyal al ghul#dp x batman#dc x batfam#dpdc#dcdp
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I love the trope that Damian is always dropping Jason lore on accident to an unsuspecting bat family, but I raise you this: Damian starts dropping little facts bc he's pissed that the rest of the bats are so clueless when it comes to his brother
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Jason: idk why Alfred started making more italian lately but this is the best week of my life
Damian, who recently informed the family of some of Jason's favorite recipies: maybe he's having a phase
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Jason, off-handedly to Damian exactly one (1) time: yeah, i just run cold these days, side effect of being dead I guess
*several weeks later*
Damian: hello
Jason, staring at the frankly appalling amount to soft and cozy blankets piled in the living room: hi????
#batfam#jason todd#ao3#fanfic#batman#red hood#dc comics#i support the damian wayne and jason todd agenda#damian wayne#damian al ghul#they're brothers your honor#damian is so real
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Yay in celebration for finally finishing my fic (Independent Variable, if you wanna read), I decided to draw some post-reconciliation Batfam + Roombie funtimes! [previous Roombie art here]
Some more random Roombie headcanons:
Tim never adds anything that elevates Roombie above standard roomba height, so Roo and Tim are both Team Height-challenged. It's great.
Roombie (Tim usually calls him Roo, though Jason starts calling them Roombit, Roombers, Roomberton the First, etc) goes by whatever pronouns people want to assign them, as long as it's not "it".
Yes, Tim has programmed Roo to recognize Jason's voice commands, since Jason hangs out at the apartment so much. He only sometimes regrets it. (Especially when he has to add more voice recognition files every time Jason invents a new nickname)
Roo doesn't usually leave Tim's apartment. They're kind of like Tim's friend, but also Tim's butler, lol. The Batfam get to know Roo when they come to visit. (And they visit often)
Yes Tim totally uploads some cat-engagement features to Roombie so that he can play with Alfred
Tim's place probably has a lot of Roombie-specific markings and rfid tags and stuff, so that Roo knows where to go
Babs loves visiting Tim's place because it's soooo wheelchair friendly (because it's also roomba-friendly!) I can imagine her getting her own roomba tbh, though maybe with cooler Babs upgrades.
Roo totally has a "shovel" attachment for when they have to really sort Tim's clothes and floor clutter.
Roo has lots of different beeps and chirp sounds, but only Tim understands all of them, since he's the one who programmed them. He refuses to add any voice features to Roo, because he wants to maintain the R2D2 vibes.
He did add "Exterminate!" in Dalek voice, for the convention, so if you're a legit intruder, please imagine a roomba charging aggressively at you with a taser, chirping angrily and also sporadically saying "Exterminate!!!"
#roomba#emotional support roomba#tim drake#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#mine#yes tim is wearing steph's hoodie in one of the pix#he is a hoodie-stealing gremlin
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I hc that after Bruce’s infamous spine-breaking fight with Bane, all the Batkids pitch in and get Bruce one of those super bougie gamer chairs for the Bat-Computer. Like this thing is all leather, it’s got cup holders and LED lights, and that bad boy swivels smoother than butter.
It’s also bright fucking red. Robin red.
#Bruce hates it but it has great back back support and after he broke his spine he NEEDS to be comfy in that chair#he pouts for an entire week abt it#all his kids cackle#I bet they also put a bunch of stickers on the back that say I love Gotham and stuff like that#Barbra feels bad and gets him a file cabinet as an actual glad-you-aren’t-dead present and Bruce loves that infinitely more#I love silly grumpy dad bruce Wayne#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#barbra gordon#stephanie brown#Duke Thomas#cassandra cain#bruce wayne headcanon#batdad#batman family#black bat#batfam#batman comics#OH and bruce does the signature dad groan whenever he sits down
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