#teen titans incorrect quotes

[dc-and-damirae]

john constantine: It has come to my attention that one of you bloody hell spawns is dating my kid. teen titans: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD! john: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight. damian: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

[bat-stuff]

Wally: Why are you wearing a tux?

Dick: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

[fandomnerd9602]

Can you please make incorrect quotes for Titans and Raven confronting Y/N who is literally chilling out inside of Raven's mindscape with Dark Raven?

The Titans charge through Raven's mindscape to find Y/N...

They pause when they find Y/N relaxing on a couch with Dark Raven...

Y/N: hey guys

Starfire: you are not in the trouble?

Y/N: oh i am in trouble

Robin:

Y/N: love trouble

Dark Raven snuggles with Y/N...

Beast Boy: this is weird, dude!

Raven: I'm happy, Y/N's happy. deal with it

[ryemiffie]

Quotes from my day as teen titans quotes this time!

Starfire: Didn't you learn anything?! Appearances are all that matter!

Dick!Robin: Hey! I grew up with a celebrity and I can attest that appearances are not all that matters!

Starfire:

Dick!Robin: It's also smell, that matters a lot too!

[raphael-angele]

*Star Wars Imperial March Music Playing*

Raven: Awh no.

Donna: What is that?

Raven: That is Damian's I'm unhappy and about to destroy the planet music.

Donna:

Raven: Can we just go hang out out in the garden?

Donna: Wait, if he's unhappy, shouldn't we talk to him?

Raven: "Shouldn't we talk to him"? Have you learned nothing in two years, woman?!

Donna: *coming into the living room*

Damian: *sitting on a sofa, on his laptop, with his hood up*

Donna: You doing okay there, pretty boy?

Damian: *looks at her* There's ominous music playing and my hood is basically covering my face. I don't know about you but where I grew up, that means I'm not doing okay.

Raven: *turns off music* want some tea?

Damian: Tea is for when I'm upset. I'm not upset. Luthor is forcing me to mentor Conner. And my father thinks it's a good idea. I am outraged.

Raven: So...cocoa?

Damian: YES; COCOA!

Raven: *goes to kitchen*

Damian: Do you have any idea what it's like to work with someone so infuriating and annoying?

Donna: ...I can imagine

Damian: I've worked hard to become a part of this team and become someone of authority. And Luthor comes along and thinks he can just ask me to become someone he can just boss around. I am angrier than ever and filled with despair.

Donna: What drink do you make him for that?

Raven: Wait, wait, I know this one... Hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks?

Damian: YES, I'LL HAVE A HOT APPLE CIDER WITH CINNAMON STICKS!

[theteentitan0325]

Raven: Look guys, I need help.

beastboy: Love help?

nightwing: Financial help?

Starfire: Emotional help?

damien: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at damien*

damien: What?

[lotus-ashi]

Teen titans incorrect quotes. Part 2

Terra: Where are you going?

Slade: To get an ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way there.

[batcavescolony]

*hanging out at Titans Tower*

Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-

Jason: can you not?

Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?

Jason: I have a rep-

Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!

Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!

Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-

Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.

Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.

[dc-and-damirae]

damian: Do you love me?

raven: Of course I do.

damian: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

raven: I would.

damian: I mean something really, really–

raven: You literally stabbed a man two minutes ago, tf do you expect me to say "no"?!

jason: I'm ok!

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.

Dick: Just rip the bandage off.

Roy: It’s Jason.

Dick: Put the bandage back on.

[onnahu]

Bats on the road

Clark: Bruce that's illegal!

Bruce: there's no one else on the road, what do you want?

Hal: how is it that he doesn't have powers and yet drive like a suicidal maniac!

Oliver: Well bold of you to assume he's not a suicidal maniac.

Diana: that was reassuring.

Donna: oh for the love of gods, Grayson, stop that!

Dick *sprawled over 3 different titans eating the batburger and making a mess*: stop what?

Titans: Ughhhh...

Dinah: i'm gonna puke. If you don't stop this,i'm gonna puke right on your lap and i won't even apologise because it'll be your fault.

Barbara:

Barbara: you know what? Fuck you too. And i can puke on call, so don't think i won't get back.

Barbara: *speeds up on a switchback*

Jason: you stupid bitch, don't you see we have right of way?!?!

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Jason: we're on a fucking highway! Stop driving like you're next to a kindergarden, you fucker!

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Jason: what a dick! We should just hit him. This baby can take that!

Artemis: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Roy: i hate to do that, but I agree with her

Tim: oh my god it's a... (insert a rant about a very specific model of a car that Tim dreamed of having as a 13 years old)

Bart: ...what?

Cassie: yeah, i have no idea what's going on too, buddy...

[violent138]

Dick: "Happy birthday dude!"

Roy: "Wow I can't believe you remembered, I don't even remember telling--" *remembers the top secret files Dick keeps on them all* "--oh right. Thanks."

[raphael-angele]

You Can't Beat Raven at Cards

Raven: I win. Again.

Kon: Dammit. You won 6 times in a row. This is unfair.

Raven: Or I'm just that good.

Kon: You're an empath. You're basically cheating

Raven: You think I won because I'm an empath?! Hahaha! Honey, I didn't win because I'm an empath, I won because I'm a Constantine. And a Constantine always wins in cards.

Damian: It's true. I can't even beat her at UNO

[lizardpersonyknow]

. Okay I am so incredibly normal about the idea that the "pit rage" isn't a thing. just straight up. it's Jason being the victim of multiple heavy traumas and wanting to prevent others from going through that (literally Batman's origin but shhhhh somehow ppl never talk about that). I wanna see where batman asks constantine about it and he's like "yea give some therapy to the kid" GIVE THE MAN SOME AUTONOMY. like yes he beat up tim. yes he's also a murderer. and?? batman don't care that wonder woman kills. he has a philosophy but he's like a chill religion with it. he stopped dick from murder because he was 11. you can kill when u r legal that's his rule to me. that's why tim has so much angst he's perma 17. never allowed villainy. I'd secretly kill 500 people too.

[kazuko-stuff]

Mommy

Warning: just a crack idea based on the mommy meme

Wally: How do you feel of boys calling girls mommy

Dick: so if girls can us daddy

Roy: so why can’t we call each other daddy

Dick: No, mommy! You know what I meant

Wally: you can call me mommy anytime

Roy: I as well

Dick: Wally, you being mommy, in your dreams

Roy: and you think you can be daddy

Dick: I am the most handsome

*All three continuing chatting*

Y/n: hey guys, ready for smash bros

Dick: oh hey mommy

Y/n,Roy, Wally: ……

Y/N: WHAT!!!!

Dick: 😏

Y/N: Hey baby

Dick: 😳

[lotus-ashi]

Teen Titans incorrect quotes. Part 1

Raven: I prevented a murder today.

Starfire: Really? How'd you do that?

Raven: Self control.