#timkon quote

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

[cricket-moth]

kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Kon: whenever Tim is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars so he has to come to me for help

*sound of glass breaking in the background*

Kon: it hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen

[ehliena]

Tim: My stomach's been feeling off lately.

Dick: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: Don't be ridiculous. Clark has never impregnated a male, there's no chance Conner could.

Tim: Clark didn't have TTK either, but look at Kon.

Dick: *chokes*

Bruce: ...HN.

[thebat-musicman]

Tim’s first time visiting Kent Farm

Ma: Well do you know what this plant is?

Tim: Uh no.

Ma: They’re soybeans. Kon, tell him about soybeans.

Kon: Soybeans…are your friends.

Ma: *gives him a look*

Kon: Well I don’t know anything about soybeans either!

[ahfrickenfrick]

tim: jason is gay by association

kon *who knows that jason and roy live together, share a bed, and has literally seen them kiss*: dude, aren’t you supposed to be the worlds greatest detective or somethin?

tim: i told you don’t call me dude while cuddling

kon: you’re the one who doesn’t know that your brother has been in a gay ass relationship

tim: you’re fucking kidding

kon: they live together!

tim: it’s ROY??

kon: jesus, i can’t tell if you’re messing with me

tim *not listening now*: oh my god, no, it makes sense. oh my god i’m so stupid, he’s been the gayest this entire time! nothing about his entire relationship with roy is platonic! oh my god i think i need some sleep

[wondersinwaynemanor]

a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

[ktkat99]

Kon, growing out his hair and getting an undercut, piercings, dressing in a spiked leather jacket and sunglasses- Does this look rebellious enough to piss off both my dads?

Tim, trying to act casual as he leans against the Redbird, unable to stop staring- Get a boyfriend with a motorcycle!! Dads hate those!

[clericxhood777]

Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Jason: yo, Tim, what’s wrong?

Tim: *shirtless and frantically digging through the laundry* I can’t find my top!

Jason: oh, don’t worry! Conner’s downstairs.

[celestialstateofmind]

Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim

Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?

Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours

Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

[arguablysomaya]

Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.

Cassie: You are literally worse.

[mamawasatesttube]

that one page of tim narration in rr09 #8 is still just so funny like. okay. life or death situation. a 7 vs 1 fight. full focus mode.

"okay. gotta remember everything i learned on my first adventure in paris. gotta be better than i ever was."

"hope i can move half as fast and gracefully as dick does."

"man it would be so cool if kon put his ttk to some good use. wait what--"

[purpleangiie]

Kon: "I think your father is homophobic."

Tim: "Nah, he's just Superphobic."

Kon: "Well, he surely hates me."

Tim: "It's not just you. He's banned all Supers from Gotham."

Damian: "That’s not true. Father is very pleased when Clark is at the manor, and Jon is allowed here too."

Tim: "Yeah, but he's known Clark for years. He trusts him. And Jon... Well, he's not a threat yet."

Damian: "What do you mean Jon is not a threat yet, Drake? He might not be as powerful as them, but he has superpowers just like Conner and Clark."

Kon: "Sure he is, but you're both still very young."

Damian, offended: "I'm thirteen!"

Kon: "Too young to be walked in on while making out on the kitchen counter at 2 am... Wait, maybe that's why he hates me."

Tim: "It's surely on the list."

Damian: "Gross. I understand why father despises you."

Tim: "See? Too young."

Damian: "Conner, you're officially banned from the kitchen manor."

Kon: "Ah, that won't be a problem." *he glances at Tim, smirking.* "We can still make out in the cave, right?"

Tim:

Damian: *snickers*

Kon:

Kon: "He's behind me, isn't he?"

Bruce: "Conner."

Kon, under his breath: "Shit."

Bruce: "Let's make things clear. No one is gonna do anything inside the cave or within the perimeter of the manor. Especially you. And I'm certain I've already told you you're not welcomed in my city."

Tim: "Bruce, c'mon–"

Kon: "Well, I guess that was my clue. Time to go."

Tim, muttering: "Time to move out."

Kon, gesturing politely toward Bruce and then Damian: "Mr. Wayne. Dami."

Kon: *walks toward Tim, grabs his hips and kisses him passionately for an unnecessary long time as Bruce stares at them in utter silence*

Kon, pulling back: "See ya soon, boy wonder."

Kon: *flies away*

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce: "You're grounded for a week."

Tim, as red as his costume and still panting, the smug smirk on his face quickly fading away: "wHAT?"

[Bruce walks away and four heads suddenly pop up from behind a column]

Dick: "Wow. That boy has guts."

Jason: "That was a full PG-14 kiss right there."

Cass: *holds up a sign that says 10/10*

Steph: "Seriously, the whole thing was magnificent!"

Damian: "It was horrendous. And impudent."

Tim, sighing: "God, I hate this family."

[burnt-coffeebeans]

Based on this post about Tim’s origin story being like a Y/N plot: link

Tim: My name is Tim Drake

Tim: I have black hair and blue eyes that make me the adoption bait for Batman but he doesn’t notice

Tim: This makes me the NEXT ROBIN!

Tim: I have two love interests: Boring Tan Caucasian (Kon) and Boring Pale Caucasian (Bernard)

Tim: My mother is a plot device… She will die now

Tim: My character flaws include being addicted to coffee and not sleeping

Tim: My father has forced me to quit being Robin… He will die now

Tim: This is the part where I get into a battle and a close call with death gives me an identity crisis~!

Tim: ✨ the identity crisis is symbolic of my character development ✨

Tim: Plot twist! Batman is dead!

Tim: Batman has once again lived!

Tim: ✨Bird metaphor ✨

[headcanonthings]

Kori: Being married to a Bat is great. Roy: So great. Connor: The best! Kori: But they can be a tad judgemental... Roy: Almost punitive... Connor: They are monsters.